06x12 - Nigel Planter and the Order of the Peanuts/The Incredible Shrinking Mandy

[bunniefuu]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]
grim: [ laughs evilly ]

Mandy: come to me, my
creatures of the night.

[ Thunder crashes ]
[ boing! Boing! Boing! ]

Grim: anyone care for some
peanuts in a can?

Mandy: no.

Billy: I already went pee
today, thank you.

Grim: but you'll be surprised
how good they are.

Hah. Surprised.

That's a good one.

You won't get that just yet, but
soon.

Mandy: take them so he stops
talking.

Grim: no, no.

Lefty loosey.

Get a good grip!

Billy: [ shouting ]
grim: here. Like this.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Billy: hey. You snake!

Come back with my peanuts!

[ Grunting ]
[ up-tempo music plays ]

Mandy: snake in a can, eh?

Where'd you get a prank like
this?

Grim: welcome to the
chicken tarragon alley joke

Shop.

Billy: gum!

Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!

Ooh!

Mmm! Spicy!

Grim: this shop has every
otherworldly prank, hoax, and

Trick you can imagine!

Billy: aah!

[ Grunting ]
grim: billy, be careful

There.

The owner is supposed to be
mighty mean.

Nigel: you break it, you buy
it!

Both: nigel planter?

Billy: nigel planter?

Nigel planter?

Nigel: oh, uh, grim, billy,
mandy, it's --

Hey, what's the, uh, haps?

Grim: you run this place?

Mandy: hold on.

Why aren't you at toadblatt's
school of sorcery?

Nigel: uh, I am.

Yeah. [ Chuckles nervously ]
this is my after-school job.

Nigel planter got kicked out
of toadblatt's.

Nigel: quiet, you snitch!

It's true! It's all true!

After my wand finger gave out,
I couldn't cast spells anymore.

Everyone abandoned me.

Except for you.

I knew you'd come back and be my
friends!

And now we can stay forever in
my magical joke shop and drink

Ginger ale and play puppets
every day.

媻 don't be a stew potato
♪ let me tell you why

媻 'cause you're my lucky
puppet ♪

媻 and I'm a lucky fella

Grim: i, uh, I have to meet
somebody.

Billy: I left the iron on.

Mandy: you're weird.

Take us home, grim.

Nigel: hark.

The power of the scythe.

That's the answer to all my
problems.

You must run. I understand.

But it was great seeing you,
grim.

Grim: sure, man.

No hard fee-- aah!

Nigel: [ laughs evilly ]
the power is mine!

Grim: my scythe.

Why is everyone always stealing
my scythe?!

[ Sobbing ]
billy: where do you think he

Took it, mandy?

Belize?

I heard they're a story-telling
people.

Nigel went to toadblatt's
to destroy everyone that wronged

Him.

And mandy farted. Aah!

Billy: toadblatt's?

I love toadblatt's.

Can we go, mandy?

Can we? Can we?

[ Sniffs ]
did you fart?

Mandy: didn't there used to
be a bus to toadblatt's?

Grim: they discontinued that
after episode 29.

This is the only way now.

Find the secret entrance yet,
billy?

Billy: almost!

Ooh, maybe it's down here.

Ooh! Whoa!

Look, my neck goes
clickety-clack on the railroad

Track.

Clickety-clack, clickety-clack,
clickety-clack, clickety-clack.

[ British accent ] oi, you
after the magical entrance to

Toadblatt's?

Grim: well, yes.

Do you know where it is?

Aye, mate, but you can't use
it.

Grim: and why not?

The entrance be for puggles
only, mate, like me.

A puggle -- half pug, half
beagle.

Cheerio!

Grim: oh! [ Muttering ]
mandy: stupid designer dogs.

Grim: I'll never see my
scythe again.

[ Sobbing ]
mandy: get ahold of

Yourself, man.

There's still one person we can
call for help.

Grim: you mean "the one who
should never, ever, ever, ever,

Ever, ever be named?

Billy: who's that?

Irwin? Or my dad?

Or a blue-fin butter fish,
cranberry sauce, or a

Whole-berry cranberry sauce?

Mandy: no, you idiot.

It's lord moldybutt.

Lord moldybutt: who dare say
my name?

Don't you know my name is the
name that should never, ever,

Ever, ever, ever, ever be named?

Billy: nice to meet you,
mr. Butt.

Lord moldybutt: it's
moldybutt!

Ohhh!

Now you've got me doing it!

Mandy: listen up.

Nigel planter ran off with
grim's scythe, and we need your

Help getting it back.

Lord moldybutt: planter, you
say?

I've been searching the globe
for that wretched planter, and

Once I find him --
mandy: whatever.

Do you know the way to
toadblatt's or not?

Lord moldybutt: oh, I know
the way.

I know the way indeed.

[ British accent ] uh, you're
gonna hit a rotary.

Follow that all the way around.

Grim: I thought you said you
knew the way.

Lord moldybutt: there was
construction.

It was confusing.

Get off my back!

Say, wait a minute.

Aren't you that fella --
sire tushyface?

Lord moldybutt: it's
lord moldybutt!

Aaah!

Hey, oi!
My best friend.

Grim: what are you doing,
man?

We didn't finish getting
directions.

Lord moldybutt: I'll figure
it out.

Billy: care for a hard candy,
mandy?

Mandy: if it's a trick candy
that will make fireballs sh**t

Out of my nose, no.

Billy: your loss.

Aah!

Lord moldybutt: billy, cut it
out, or I will turn this car

Right around.

Grim: at least then we'd be
going the right way.

Lord moldybutt: will you stop
being so negative, man?

We'll get there or my name
isn't lord moldybutt.

Oh, come on!

Grim: now, this is the only
way to travel.

Billy: I wonder how nigel is
going to sneak into toadblatt's.

Mandy: easy.

He'll become the new teacher of
the creepy arts.

There's a new one every book.

Grim: you mean semester.

Mandy: whatever.

Welcome, students, to another
year at toadblatt's school of

Sorcery.
[ Laughs ]

Uh, where's dean toadblatt?

Where? Hah!

Silly child, that's me.

I see someone's been sniffing
too much "haromster-romfaroot."
[ Laughs ]

No, you look different.

And you sound different, too.
Oh! [ Squealing ]

There, as I was saying, I'd

Like to introduce the newest
addition to the toadblatt

Faculty -- mr. Hood.

Well, looky here.

He's got an outfit that goes
with his name.

That's called using what you
got.

Thank you, dean toadblatt.

I will begin by teaching you and
your students a very valuable

Lesson...in revenge!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Go on, then, mr. Hood.
Nigel: no!

Don't you recognize me?

It's me -- nigel planter.

Well, I don't --
nigel: nigel planter.

The greatest wizard that ever
lived.

I was a legend.

There were books and movies
about me.

I touched millions.

Everyone wanted to be me.

I torment thousands of
students each semester.

You can't expect me to remember
every one.

Nigel: I'll give you
something to remember me by.

Hark, the power of the scythe.

[ Laughs evilly ]
[ all screaming ]

Grim: give me that.

Mandy: is everyone okay?

My best friend got sucked
into that vortex.

Mandy: okay, but everybody
besides that kid is doing okay?

Good enough for me.

Grim, take us home.

Nigel: wait, how did you find
me?

Lord moldybutt: I showed them
the way.

Nigel: it's you!

The one who should never, ever,
ever, ever be named.

Lord moldybutt: that's right,
and nobody's tricking me into

Saying it again.

Mandy: billy, don't sit
there.

You'll get a moldy butt.

Lord moldybutt: ooh!

I've dreamt of this day,
planter.

Finally -- finally, I've got you
where I want you.

Can you sign here, please?

Nigel: huh, b-but you don't
want to k*ll me?

Lord moldybutt: no. What?

What gave you that idea?

Nigel: when I was a baby, you
gave me this scar.

Lord moldybutt: that's a pen
mark.

I'm a real-estate attorney.

When your parents died, they
left you a peanut farm.

I've been trying to track you
down so you could inherit it.

Nigel: wait, I'm heir to a
famous peanut company.

Lord moldybutt: yes.

Nigel: that has my name in
the title.

Lord moldybutt: that's right.

Nigel: my last name being
planter?

Lord moldybutt: uh-huh.

Nigel: so that would make me
heir to the famous company

Peanuts by planter?

Lord moldybutt: close enough.

Nigel: oh, grim, billy,
mandy, everyone, that's why I

Was always such a horrible
wizard -- because I'm not a

Wizard at all.

I'm nigel planter -- the
greatest peanut farmer that ever

Lived.

媻 going to the country
♪ grow some peanuts like my pa

媻 take along my puppet, and fill
him full of straw ♪

Yeah, I have to study for a
test.

I have laundry in the dryer.

You're a freak show.

Too bad nigel's such a
weirdo.

I love me some peanuts.

Grim: oh, really?

Well, I happen to have a can
right here.

[ Chuckles ]
don't mind if I do!

Grim: no! To the right.

Twist it. Don't pull.

Oh, here. Like this.

Oh, man.

so remember, nothing loos
better on you --

real hollywood vomit.

consuela, you will alwaye
a part of my life.

Billy: grim, old buddy, old
pal, what up, "g"?

How's it going?

How's the world treating you?

Grim, we just don't get enough
time to chat.

Tell me how you are.

Grim: miserable.

Billy: what'd you do today?

Grim: suffered.

Billy: what you want to do
this afternoon?

Grim: strangle you.

Billy: I think you need some
cheering up, grim.

Look -- monkeys!

[ Screeching ]
[ snap! ]

Billy: hmm? Hmm?

I will devour this world!

Billy: grim, you're sick of
me, aren't you?

Grim: oh, it's not you.

Billy: oh, wow!

Hoo, hoo, hoo!

Grim: if you really want to
know --

Billy: hang on, grim.

It's the big finish.

Hoo, hoo! Chicka hoo, hoo, hoo!

Hoo!

You were saying?

Mandy: grim, my homework
isn't done, my closet isn't

Organized, saliva has not been
walked, and you have failed to

Entertain me since I walked in
here.

Remember, you pathetic sack of
bones, you work for me.

What's the use of having a
reaper if he won't do stuff?

Ugh.

Billy: it's nice to see her
in a good mood.

Grim: good mood? Good mood?

That girl is a terror, a horror,
a menace.

Billy: I know.

That's why she's my best friend.

Grim: I can't take it
anymore.

I try and I try and I try, and
nothing is good enough for her.

Nothing will ever be good enough
for her -- ever!

[ Sobbing ]
billy: grim, something's

Wrong, isn't it?

Grim: [ sobbing ] oh, no.

I'm fine. [ Sobbing ]
billy: no, I'm pretty good at

Stuff like this.

Let's see -- it's not me, and it
couldn't be mandy.

Grim: it's mandy.

Billy: it's "q." I know it.

Grim: it's mandy.

Billy: "q" is my least
favorite letter.

Nothing good comes from "q."

Grim: it's -- fine.

Yes, it's "q."

Billy: I knews it!

Listen, grim, I'd do anything --
and I mean anything -- to cheer

You up.

Grim: let's cut mandy down to
size.

You use the scythe to shrink her
to the size of a mouse.

It'll be fun.

Billy: can't you do that?

Grim: well, I can't do
anything harmful to you two, or

Standards would be all over my
butt.

Billy: mm-hmm. Got it.

Grim: you sure you know how
to use me scythe, man?

Billy: oh, sure.

I use it all the time.

Grim: [ sighs ]
mandy: and another thing...

What's he doing?

Grim: I'm not exactly sure,
but I know it's gonna be good.

Billy: mandy, you're a big
jerk, but we're gonna cut you

Down to size.

There.

Now you're nothing but --
ow!

Mandy: a big jerk?

Hey, billy, I can see your house
from up here.

Harold: that's strange.

I could swear that our house
hadn't been destroyed by a giant

When we left for the grocery
store.

Gladys: [ gasps ]
my azaleas!

Harold: well, at least there
wasn't anything valuable inside.

Mandy: I think I can handle
being the next big thing.

[ Meows ]
billy: ow!

Thanks, ma--
mandy: [ roaring ]

[ Crowd screaming ]
[ hisses ]

Billy: what?

You didn't think we'd let
mr. Snuggles get eaten, did you?

Mandy: grim, I want you to
change me back to my normal

Size.

Grim: why?

I thought you liked being a
giant.

Mandy: well, it has its
downside.

I'll have 3,000 cheeseburgers.

That'll be eleventy-billion
dollars.

Mandy: [ snoring ]
[ yawns ]

Aah!

Grim: okay, point taken,
mandy.

Mandy: get me back to my
normal size.

Grim: no can do, man.

Billy cursed you, and only he
can undo the curse.

Mandy: hey, idiot.

Undo the curse.

Billy: mmm...no.

I don't think so.

I like mandy large and in
charge, mama.

Irwin: me too.

Aah!

The biplanes aren't working.

Let's use one of the newer
planes.

Maybe that will do the trick.

Billy: I should always travel
by giant.

It's much faster, and more
things get broken.

Grim: and the breeze feels
nice in the eye sockets.

Mandy: explain to me why I
shouldn't crush both of you now.

Billy: because we're bffs.

Grim: because billy's the
only one who can put you back to

Normal, and I'm the only one
stopping you from eating billy.

Mandy: I hate it when you
make sense.

Grim: billy, just change
mandy back.

Billy: no, you always let
mandy have her way.

I don't want to encourage her.

Grim: well, you were the one
who encouraged her with the

Whole cannibalism thing.

Billy: and you keep breaking
my arms just because she wants

You to.

Who's the bigger fool -- the
fool or the fool who follows

Him?

Grim: shut up and change
mandy back.

Billy: no!

And there's nothing you or mandy
can do about it.

Mandy: [ snoring ]
grim!

Grim: hey, mandy.

What's up?

Mandy: I'm growing again.

What's going on?

Grim: oh, well, it's called
"delayed-spell craziness."

It's a mathe-magic feat that
delays a spell's effect by up to

Several days.

I'm afraid you're going to grow
and grow and grow until you

Outgrow the entire universe.

Mandy: won't that destroy you
too, gidget?

Grim: yeah, but when you
threw the moon into the black

Hole, it messed up the tides, so
we're all doomed anyway.

Sperg: extreme sports rule.

Mandy: grim, billy has to
remove the curse.

Where is he?

Grim: mandy, billy's gone.

His door is locked, and he's not
answering his cell.

red team scores, but evee
wins.

the only thing that matters is
that everyone had fun.

Billy: yay!

Mandy: grim, do something.

Grim: want me to get you a
beverage? [ Laughs ]

You know, it's so cool that
we're really up here in space,

Man.

It's not at all like I thought
it would be.

What do you mean, dude?

I just didn't know it was so
angry out here.

Mandy: who the heck are you?

We are all super intelligent
ham.

[ British accent ] sometimes
we choose to take other forms.

It amuses us to do so.

Mandy: where am i?

Welcome to the realm of the
infinite.

Here we all are growing at an
infinite pace, and therefore are

Condemned to spend eternity
together.

Until y'all outgrow the
entire universe.

Mandy: so I'm gonna be here a
while.

All: forever.

Mandy: right, then I may as
well be comfortable.

You, go get me a chair.

You, get me some age-appropriate
dvds.

And, you, make yourself useful
and squeeze me some orange

Juice.

I like it fresh.

Foolish little boy.

Y'all should know that we
don't have no chairs or dvd

Players or oranges.

They would instantly become
too small to be of any use.

Mandy: well, we've got, oh,
I don't know, eternity.

How about you get cracking on
inventing an infinitely growing

Dvd player?

Certainly, you are kidding.

Does this look like my
kidding face?

All: [ gulp ]
mandy: that's right.

You better run.

[ Meows ]