06x06 - Waking Nightmare/Beware of the Undertoad

[bunniefuu]

Grim: [ laughs evilly ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Barking ]

Billy: good boy, cerberus!

[ Growls ]
billy: ooh, sorry.

I mean good "boyses."

Okay, ready, grim?

Grim: do I have a choice?

[ Growls ]
billy: good boy, cerberus!

[ Growls ]
billy: ooh, sorry.

I mean good "boys."

Ready, grim?

Mandy: hold it, you waste of
dna.

Billy: oh, hi, mandy.

You want to play ball with us?

Mandy: no, I want you to go
somewhere far, far away, and I

Want you to take this 3-headed
fleabag with you.

[ Whimpers ]
billy: somewhere far, far

Away, huh?

You mean, like, a galaxy?

Mandy: galaxy, zip code,
era... Whatever.

As long as I don't have to hear
you.

Billy: okay!

Come on, grim!

Mandy: well, that was easier
than I expected.

[ Barks ]
[ growls ]

Mandy: I thought I told you
two neanderthals to beat it.

Billy: mandy, did you know
when you get mad, your nostrils

Flare?

Grim: she don't have no
nostrils, billy.

Look!

She don't even have a nose.

Billy: a man can dream.

Mandy: maybe I didn't make
myself clear.

Grim: oh, no, mandy.

I think all he means is that...
Mandy: quiet, bone breath,

And listen good.

I need to get an "a" on this
test tomorrow, and to do that, I

Need to get a good night's
sleep.

And to make sure that I get a
good night's sleep, you're gonna

Keep billy in check so he
doesn't wake me up.

'Cause if billy wakes me up...

[ Snorts ]
grim: [ whimpers ]

Y-yes?

Mandy: something very
terrible is going to happen.

Grim: well, playtime is over,
billy.

Billy: you're right, grim.

Let's not bother mandy.

I mean, if anyone deserves to
get an "a" on the test tomorrow,

It's her.

Grim: well, that's very
mature of you, billy.

Billy: [ laughs stupidly ]
thanks.

Now let's go check on that
turkey b*mb we've been brewing!

Harold: psst! Hey, billy?

Billy: hey, it's my dad!

Harold: I happened to
overhear your conversation.

Don't forget.

If you can finally get a better
grade than mandy, your mom says

She'll buy you that new computer
game you wanted... "Ultimate

Thumb wrestling," starring
ambassador crazy fort!

Billy: what's a computer?

Harold: come on, son.

You've always wanted that game.

Remember?

Billy: no... But I can try!

[ Grunting ]
I should try to remember more

Often.

It's fun.

Harold: well, billy, multiply
that by 1,000, and that's how

Fun "ultimate thumb-wrestling
challenge" is gonna be.

Billy: multiply?

[ Both laugh ]
grim: billy, have you even

Studied for this test tomorrow?

Billy: study?!

There's no way I can score
higher than mandy.

She eats up finals like
cannibals eat kneecaps.

Harold: you mean with steak
sauce?

Billy: what's steak blah?

I'm just gonna have to keep her
up all night so she fails that

Test in the morning.

Grim: I wouldn't do that,
billy.

You remember what mandy said.

If you woke her up, something
very terrible would happen.

Billy: yeah, she did say
something terrible would

Happen... To you!

You're the one she told to make
sure she can sleep.

I'm gonna go wake her up.

Grim: no, billy! Wait!

Harold: good luck, son.

Billy: thanks, dad!

Hey, dad, what are you doing in
those bushes, anyway?

Harold: I'm... Gardening.

[ Insects chirp ]
grim: who's that?

What's that?

Billy, that better not be you.

Billy, you might as well come
out of there.

I don't want to...
[ Meows ]

Grim: stupid cats.

[ Snores ]
[ chirps ]

[ Screams ]
grim: oh, must be those

Stupid cats again.

[ Yawns ]
something terrible...

Something... [
Door creaks ] huh?!

What the...
No good, little...

[ Gasps ]
billy, no!

Get away from there.

You're gonna...
For the love of...

Let him try to get past me this
time.

Just let him.
Billy: hi, grim!

Grim: quiet!

I'm making sure billy doesn't
get in here and wake up mandy.

Billy: suit yourself.

Hey, would you mind getting the
door for me?

My hands are kind of full.

Grim: sure!

You just got to make sure you're
extra...

Aah!

Billy: quiet!

[ Instruments playing ]
[ yells ]

[ Groans ]
ow!

Ow!

Grim: ahh, there we go.

Ahh!

[ Whoopie cushion farts ]
billy, why don't you learn some

Manners, you animal?

Now, this is the last straw.

You hear me?

[ Cat shrieks ]
[ farts ]

Oh, confound it, billy!

I told you I was gonna... Oh,
heh-heh.

Excuse me.

Mandy: [ snores ]
oh, deary dear.

We can't just sleep our lives
away.

We got to move, people!

You know you want to!

Come on!

Up 1 and 2 and 1 and 2!

And 3 and 4.

And okay, time for some tootsie
rolls.

Keep those legs straight.

And 1 and 2.
That's right!

Sweat it out!

Grim: oh, no!

And 5 and 6... Feel it!



And come around and...
Grim: hey, exercise dude, I

Made you this cake.

But it's... It's not my
birthday.

Grim: that's okay.

I won't tell.

But do you know how much
sugar and butter are in one of

Those?

Grim: sugar, butter, milk
chocolate, fresh strawberries,

And lemon.

L-lemon.

Grim: that's right... A
little bit of lemon and a whole

Lot of love.

[ Chuckles ]
well, maybe just one piece.

Hey!

You come back here with my cake!

Grim: [ panting ]
[ panting ]

Oh, sugar pops!

You!

I need your bicycle.

Uh, what?

Why?

Because I'm hungry!!

Come to mama!

Eee-yaaahh!

Grim: well, so much for...
Wait a minute!

What did I do with my...
Billy: looking for this?

[ Laughs stupidly ]
grim: [ gasps ]

No!

Billy... Aahhh!

[ Roars ]
mandy: [ groans ]

Billy: wake up, mandy!

Time for school!

Mandy: what happened?

Grim: mandy, listen.

This is all billy's fault.

He...
Mandy: billy's fault?

But i...
Grim: what the...

Billy: hey, mandy's head gave
birth to irwin.

Irwin: I told mandy this
costume was too small.

Both: costume?!

Irwin: yeah, mandy paid me a
quarter for doing this.

What can I say?

I feel like I'm living the
adventure.

Mandy: [ yawns ]
don't forget to get that thing

Dry-cleaned when you're done
with it, irwin.

Oh, and, billy, good luck on the
test today.

You're gonna need it.

Billy: oh!

And here's your test, mandy.

Mandy: I'm thrilled.

And here is yours, billy.

Billy: [ yawns ]

I'm just gonna have to get grim
to magically change this "f" to

An "a."

Mandy: bad news, chimp.

Grim's gonna be occupied for a
while.

Grim: oh, no more, please!

I'm so tired.

Please just let me sleep!

Irwin: no can do, yo.

Mandy paid me another quarter to
stay down here in her basement

And serenade you all week.

And it isn't wise to upset
mandy, in case you didn't know.

[ Playing jazzy tune ]

Grim: [ groans ]

Mandy: I promised to keep an
eye out for billy.

So I'm leaving him with you.

Grim: me?! Oh!

Bring me back a snow cone.

Billy: cha-booga-boon, daddy
dude.

Time to hit the surf and make
some gnarly curls.

Grim: that's, like, totally
tubular, dude.

But you better not go out too
far, or you might get caught by

The undertoad.

Billy: undertoad?

Aahhh!

[ Cat meows ]
what's that you say?

Grim: haven't you ever heard
of the undertoad?

Billy: no!

Grim: the undertoad is a
frog-like creature who lurks

Under the water, waiting for
some stupid kid to come along,

Like yourself, and drag him out
to sea.

Billy: bogus!

Hey, twinky, what's the
matter?

You're scared to go in the
water?

Afraid the undertoad might get
you?

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Irwin: yeah!

What a dope-a-saurus.

Ow!

Out of my way, meat.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Irwin: [ groans ]
both: ha ha ha ha!

What a dweeb!

Undertoad baby!

Scaredy-cat.

Billy: I'm not a-scared of no
undertoad!

Grim: don't say I didn't warn
you.

Billy: stupid undertoad, you
don't scare me.

No creepy, slimy, green
undertoad monster from the inky

Depths is ever gonna drive me...
Aah!

Grim, the undertoad's got me!

Grim: billy!

Oh, that's just great.

He's been swept out to sea.

Poor, little twit.

He's toad food by now.

[ Laughs ]
oh, mandy will skin me alive.

Only I don't have skin.

Billy: [ laughs stupidly ]
[ barks like a seal ]

Grim: oh, rats.

I knew it was too good to be
true.

Billy: got you, grim!

I knew that totally bogus
undertoad was totally bogus.

Aah!

Help!

The undertoad's got me by the...
[ Gurgling ]

Mandy: so, grim, is this how
you keep an eye on billy?

Billy: undertoad, grim!

Help! Aah!

Grim: ha ha ha!

Good one, billy.
He's bluffing.

Just ignore him.

Billy: aahhh!

He's got me!

Undertoad... Aah!

[ Laughs evilly ]
billy: aaahhhh!

[ Panting ]
aah!

You all right, kid?

Billy: undertoad!

That's right, kid.

Beware of the undertoad.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, you saved him!

You're so brave!

Oh, my hero!

It was nothing.

[ Women giggle ]
ribbit!

Billy: hey!

Whoa!

What's up, little undertoad?

Why are you trying to bring me
down?

That's no way to make friends.

It hurts my feelings that you
would want to drag me down to

The dark recesses of the cold
ocean and watch me drown.

Hey, I'm sorry.

I never really thought of it
that way.

Billy: it's cool.

Let's hug it out.

Okay. Sweet!

[ Rumbling ]
oh, you're going down.

[ Laughs evilly ]
billy: eat my bubbles!

Aah-aah-aah-aah!

Aahhh!

Mandy: billy, quit horsing
around.

It's time to go.

Billy: go! Go! Go!

Grim: what am i, a mule?

Billy: stupid undertoad!

Grim: forget about it, billy.

I've never known the undertoad
to come out of the water to drag

A body in.

Billy: maybe you're right, g.

Sure!

What was I thinking, anyway?

After all, he's a toad.

Grim: that's right, billy.

Of course, some toads prefer dry
land.

Billy: what's that you say?

Grim: good night!

[ Laughs evilly ]
aah!

Billy: just don't be leaving
any toadstools.

[ Snores ]
holy crud!

I'm floating.

It's you!

[ Laughs evilly ]
billy: mom's not gonna like

This.

You can't get away from the
undertoad that easy, billy boy!

I own you.

[ Laughs evilly ]
billy: hey, what are you

Doing?

It's like I told you.

I'm taking you down!

[ Laughs evilly ]
billy: evil frog!

Uh, toad, actually.

Billy: so why don't you
croak?

Oh, harsh.

Billy: [ snores ]
I tell you, he was out there,

Grim.

He said he's gonna drag me down.

Grim: oh, well, it's always
something.

Billy: but I don't want to go
down!

Grim: all right, I'm
thinking.

Maybe we can trap him and throw
him back into the deep ocean.

Billy: ooh!

Or sell him to the french.

[ Speaking french gibberish ]
grim: don't worry.

I'm all over it, right after me
programs.

Billy: my bus!

[ Horn honks ]
ribbit!

Billy: aah!
Where are you?

You're mine, meat.

You can't get away.

Billy: aahhh!

Ribbit!

Billy: phew!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Come on! Come on!

Huh?

I made it!

Whoo-hoo!

Congratulations.

Now find a seat.

Yuck!

Get a shave, lady.

Look at this dipstick!

[ Laughs ]
yo, freak show!

Easy there, pork chop.

Whoo! Look at the cheese.

P.u.!

Pbht-pbht-pbht-pbht!

All: ewww!

Billy: what?

That wasn't me!

[ Undertoad farts ]
all: [ gasp ]

Billy: see?

Aaahhhh!

Billy, you're late.

Billy: sorry, ms. Butterbean.

[ Laughs ]
how was the ride, gasbag?

Between you and the bus, they
want you to have a smog check.

[ Laughs ]
what a big, fat jerk.

Billy: wait.

Billy, stop fooling around.

Do you have your report ready?

Billy: indeed, I "dos."

All: [ groan ]
ribbit!

All: oh!

Now, billy, you know the
rules against pets at school.

Oh. Oh!

All: oh!

You can just march yourself
to the principal's office,

Billy, now!

[ Laughter ]
billy: yes, ms. Butterbean.

A riot on the bus, bringing a
dangerous animal to class, the

Teacher was nearly eaten.

That's one tough broad.

What have you got to say for
yourself?

Billy: it's not my fault!

It's the stupid undertoad!

He's dragging me down, man!

I wasn't talking to you.

Huh?

Oh, yeah. He's guilty.

He should be punished severely.

Billy: see?!

I'm sending you home with
this note to your parents, young

Man.

And take your frog with you.

That's toad.

Or just drop him off at
biology class.

Harold: billy, if I weren't
reading this upside down, I'd

Say this is serious.

Ooh!

Gladys: this is serious,
harold!

You are grounded, young man, and
no more television!

Billy: but, mom!

Harold: grounded?

So he can fly!

Gladys: to your room!

Harold: what if he has x-ray
vision?

'Cause then he could be watching
tv, and we wouldn't even know

It.

Billy: oh, man.

I cannot shake that stupid
undertoad, and now I'm grounded.

What will I do, grim?

Grim: I told you I'd handle
it.

Take a look out the window.

Pbht!

Na-na na-na-na!

[ Laughs ]
aah!

Mandy: that will be enough of
that.

What are you gonna do?

Don't sell me to the french!

Billy: [ laughs ]
grim: time for a little trip

To the ocean.

Come on.

Billy: dude, frog legs a la
pierre!

So, grim, how did we get this
boat?

Grim: he owed me a favor.

Yarr!

It be true.

The white whale bit off me
wooden hand.

Luckily, grim helped me replace
it with... This!

[ Meows ]
billy: wow!

That wooden hand looks just like
my cat.

Grim: [ laughs nervously ]
yeah, just like the cat.

Mandy: that's far enough.

You won't get away with this.

I'll be back.

You'll see!

Errgh!

Just like in the big one.

All: aahhh!

Mandy: where are we?

Grim: hard to say.

Mandy: just look at all that
junk.

Must have been piling up for
years.

One man's junk is another
man's treasure.

Billy: but you're a toad, and
this crud isn't your crud.

This crud is someone else's
crud.

You're just as bad as he is.

Mama!

My baby!

I've been searching for you
everywhere.

I've told you a thousand times,
jimmy, that is not how you drag

People down.

You're grounded!

Sorry about junior.

He's new at this.

B-bye!

And thanks again.

Mwah!

Grim: wow.

That sure was nice of the mama
undertoad to let us go.

Billy: if you love something,
grim, you must set it free.

Mandy: I think we've all
learned a valuable lesson today.

Grim: what's that?

See, junior?

Now, that's how you bring people
down.

Ha! Thanks, mama.

Could you repeat that a
little louder this time?

Grim: ah, quarter to three.

What?

Grim: [ louder] quarter to
three.

Sorry. I didn't get that.

Grim: quarter to three!

One more time.

Grim: look, lady.

Wait a minute.

Young man, what do you think
you're doing?

That's my grandmother board
you're messing with.

Billy: [ groans ]
sorry.

I didn't get that.