06x03 - Billy Gets an 'A'/Yeti or Not, Here I Come

[bunniefuu]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Don't think about
polar bears.

[Bell ringing]
ok, class, pay attention.

[Squealing]
in case anyone even remotely

Cares about their future,
next week's final exam...

I... I guess I should've put
the safety on this sucker.

Oh, it was already on.

Heh heh.

Oh, I have crispy skin!

Like I was saying,
next week's final exam will

Count for 99.9999


And the results will most likely

Go on your permanent record and
haunt you for the rest of your

Natural born lives, and...
[Bell rings]

[Screaming and yelling]
so, mandy, you want to be my

Study buddy for the big test
next week?

We could stay up all night
together studying.

In your dreams, geek boy.

Well, I plan on studying my
butt off this time.

I'm determined to beat my
"d-" average.

You can't stay focused on


Your tiny brain is simply
incapable of paying attention.

In fact, you're probably already
imagining me as some...

Freakish creature with a giant
fish head and a chicken body,

That's got tentacles of some
kind, sporting a huge gold

Chain, that lays delightful
chocolate-filled eggs.

It's not as delicious as it
sounds, yo.

Do me!
Do me!

Do me!

Snap out of it.

What were we talking about?

Studying for the big test
next monday.

Mm-hmm, that's right.

And I plan on getting a better
grade than both of you.

You'll see.

Now, if you'd be so kind,
mr. Delgado.



What happened, billy?

I thought you were going to
study your butt off.

I did study my butt off!

I did!

See?

At least, I think I did.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha, hee hee hee!

[Sawing] I guess I
didn't study after all.

Mandy, do you know what
this means?

This test may stop me from
fulfilling my lifelong dream of

Growing up to be a smart and
successful business woman.

[Sobs]
I must warn you.

Extreme sadness gives me gas.

Billy, what's wrong?

I don't want to waste your
time with my troubles.

Fine.

See ya, wouldn't want to be you.

It all started last week when
miss butterbean first told us

About the big test.

I studied really, really hard
for it, and I still failed!

[Sobbing]
well, it's about time you got

A dose of the real world, billy.

But I like the cartoon world
better.

How else can I do things
like this?

Ugh.

Boy, you're gonna have to learn
some day that life has its good

Times and its bad times.

But mostly bad.

In fact, almost always bad.

But you just gotta deal with it.

I mean, it's not like you can
magically change something when

It goes wrong, like I can
with me good-old trusty scythe.

Yep, it's too bad you don't have
a magical scythe like I do.

You remember my scythe,
don't you?

Yes, sir, it can do almost
anything.

My scythe, that is.

All right, I'll see ya.

Grim!
That's it!

Wait!

I need you to use your scythe
to change the grade on my test

From an... "F" to an... "A".

Boy, where'd you get a crazy
idea like that?

No, I won't do it.

That's not going to work on me
this time, billy, I'm telling

You right now.

[Whines]
oh, man, not the quivering

Lip.

Ohh, all right, fine,
I'll do it.

Boo-yah!

Now, hold your test paper up
high and close your eyes.

[Brakes skidding]
hmm.

Something doesn't feel quite
right.

I can't shake this uneasy
feeling in my stomach,

Like I just did something I
shouldn't have.

Perhaps you are afflicted
with a mild case of irritable

Bowel syndrome.

No, that's not it.

Wait... What did you say?

I'm off to see my birth
mother now, so that I may show

Her my test examination.

I bid you adieu, grim.

Sir delgado, if I may borrow
your services for a moment?

The next day.

[Bell ringing]
[yelling]

Stop it!

I'm telling!

One at a time girls.

There's plenty of irwin to go
around, yo.

Ok, class, settle down.

Now, who here knows what 47
times 12 equals?

Eat it, butterbean.

Players don't do math, yo!

Uh, eh, anyone else?

Hoo!

564.

Right!

How about 52 times 8?

416.

Uh... Uh, 122 times 75?

9,150.

Oh!

Uh, uh... 635 Times 322.



What about 4...


Eh, it is painstakingly obvious
that your outermost layer of the

Cerebral hemisphere fails
miserably at being able to

Analyze sensory data and perform
memory functions.

I scoff at your intelligence!

Scoff, scoff, scoff!

Scoff!

Why can't I shake this
feeling like something is

Horribly wrong?

I just don't know what it is.

Maybe a sandwich will make me
feel better.

Hey, gladys.

Can you fix me up a tuna
sandwich?

Sure!

Just give me a minute,
sugarbottom.

Whoa!

Dude look like a lady!

Harold, is that you?

What are you talking about,
grim?

Hi, honey, I'm home!

Boy, it was like a madhouse at
the office today.

I am so glad to be home.

How was your day, honey?

Fine.

Guess what your son brought home
from school?

An "a" on his test paper.

Oh, no!

That's it!

That's gotta be it!

I gotta find billy, quick!

Billy, billy!

Oh, there you are.

You've got to listen to me.

When I magically changed the
grade on your paper, it created

Some kind of alternate reality.

We've got to change your grade
back!

What are you talking about,
grim?

Mandy!

How do you feel?

Are you still the same
heartless, vile, despicable

Demon child you once were?

Aah!

You still are.

Grim, you simple-minded
ignoramous.

Don't you see that for the first
time ever, I am highly respected

In the eyes of my peers
for my superior intellect.

One could say I'm almost
wor... Aah... Shipped!

I'm telling you now, boy.

Only disaster can come about
from all this!

Disaster, I tell you!

Disaster!

Check mate.

Check mate.

Billy, ze nobel peace
prize committee

And all the nerds worldwide
proudly present you this...

The nobel peace prize.

[Cheering]
hah hah hah, that's my boy!

Billy's intellect is
accelerating way too fast!

Can't you just zap billy's
test and change his grade

Yourself?

Bah, it won't work.

When I zapped billy's paper,
it totally borked the space time

Continuum.

Well, billy's not allowed to
be smarter than me.

It's just not right, grim.

There's only 1 thing to do.

We've got to go back in time and
stop me from changing billy's

Grade in the first place.

Grim, what is this place?

We are traveling back through
the fabric of time and space.

Isn't this usually done with
some kind of time machine of

Some sort?

Well, excuse me for not being
able to afford to travel through

Time in a goofy lady's european
sports car or something.

Now hold your test paper up high
and close your eyes.

No!

Don't do it!

Hey, you're me!

Yes, I'm grim from 1 week
into the future.

I'm here to stop you from
changing billy's grade and

Causing all of reality to
reverse itself.

Wow, it's a good thing you
showed up when you did.

I was about to...
Hey!

Me scythe!

No!

Come on, we gotta go back
further into the past and try to

Get billy to study for his test
so he'll never ask us to change

His grade.

Billy, billy!

Oh, there you are.

Listen to me, boy.

It is very important that you
study for your exam next week.

Got it?

The future of the free world
depends solely on how you do on

That test!

Oh, you don'ts gots to worry
about that, grims.

I already planned on studying.

An "f"!

Mm, I guess I'll just have to
steal one of your scythes and

Turn this baby into an "a".

Aah!

Aah!

Let's go back further and see
if we can stop billy from ever

Being born.

Harold, I'm happy to say
it is a human.

Oh, yeah!

Aah!

Aah!

[Sobbing]
so, it is settled, then.

Your 12th son shall marry
my 10th daughter.

Yeah, throw in a couple of
hot dogs, and you gots a deal.

Ok, fine.

[Screaming]
[squawks]

[Burps]
[screaming]

Listen, mandy, we've been
through hundreds and hundreds of

Portals, century after century!

This could go on forever
and ever!

Who knows how this will
all end?!

Welcome to
"unsolvable mysteries."

Today we examine the abominable
snowman: fact, fiction,

Or unsolvable mystery?

Your hair is an unsolvable
mystery.

Deep in the remote himalayas,
a crack team of scientists

Recently found this set of
footprints far too large to

Have been made by man.

With these footprints as
a guide, our "unsolvable

Mystery" specialists have
created this scientific

Rendering of what the abominable
snowman looks like.

What a bunch of malarkey.

How can an animal be so
elusive that it's never been

Caught... Alive or dead?

That is why we're offering
a $5,000 reward for anyone

Who provides us further proof of
the existence of the abominable

Snowman captured on video.

Hmm.

Looks like I may have some
unfinished business from the

Pleistocene epoch.

Let's bag ourselves a
snowman!

Calm yourself, boy.

This is my unfinished business
and mine alone.

Well, remember that in your
business, you report to



All in favor of going to the
himalayas, say "aye."

Aye.

You!

Ugh.

I get no respect.

No respect, I tell you!

Well, what are we waiting
for, a wipe transition?

Uh!

Ow!

Well, this is the highest
point around, so let's split up

And have ourselves a look-see.

Oh, has mankind no shame!

This week's election for the
oprah book club is...

Hey, amiguito.

What's going on here?

Mandy, there's someone else
up here!

Who is it, billy?

I don't know.

He's hairy, smelly, and not
wearing any clothes.

Billy, how did your dad get
all the way...

Wait, who are you?

Who, me?

I'm the abominable snowman!

Ha ha!

But you can call me a-bom.

The abdominable snowman?

Hey, a-bom, say hello to
a lunch date you stood up a

Zillion or so years ago.

So, we finally meet, snowman.

Oh!

Hey, reaper, heh heh, heh.

So what brings you to these
parts?

You've been hiding your hide
in these hills for eons to keep

Old death at bay!

Oh, h*, that's nonsense.

I love visitors.

I'll tell you what, reaper.

Seeing that this is a pretty
windy place to pass from this

World, how's abouts you let
me drop my doggies off at home?

Well...
Great!

Hop on!

[Barking]
boy, it sure is cold out

Here, mr. Abdominal.

Sure is, billy.

Only the strong survive.

The weak are eaten by vultures.

Hey, stupid bird, undead is
not the same as dead-dead.

No meat here!

This giant wall of ice
is a glacier.

Some glaciers can move up to


Well, here we are.

My little corner of paradise.

Well, the geography lesson
has been riveting, snowman, but

It's time for me to do my job.

Ohh, of course, grim.

But first, would you allow me
the luxury of feeding my sled

Dogs one last time?

Make it quick.

Hey, little doggies!

[Barking]
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, settle down, now.

I got something important to
tell you all.

Daddy's going on a trip,
and he's gonna be gone for a

Long time.

In fact, he's gonna be gone
forever!

Oh, brother.

And since I'm the only one
keeping all 32 of you from

A frigid death,
I'm just gonna nail the kibble

Chute permanently open.

Poor little doggies!

Oh, don't fret for them,
billy.

Remember, being frozen is like
going to sleep.

And what's more comforting
before you go to sleep

Than a lullaby?

What?

♪ Hush, my little cookie
close your crying eyes

[Howling]
the time now has come for us

To say our goodbyes ♪
[sobbing]

♪ Just let the coldness creep
while you fall asleep ♪

All right, all right.

That's enough.

[Clangs]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You're right.

I mean, what does it matter?

Grim, we came for the
snowman, not the dogs, right?

Not my problem.

I'm not the one that's been
playing hide and seek with

Destiny for a million years.

Well, maybe mr. Snowman knows
how to...

Mr. Snowman?

Where did he go?

He snuck off while me back
was turned!

Don't let him get away!

Aah!

What the...

Why me?[ Crash]
well, don't just stand there

Staring, grab some shovels,
quick!

There's our man.

Now, don't take your eyes off
him, even for a second.

On your feet, snowman.

We've had enough of your tricks.

Grim, did you know that
the himalayan condor is an

Endangered species that needs
our protection?

Heartwarming.

Egg warming, actually.

I'm sitting on an egg!

And when it hatches, you know
what will come out?

A 2-headed grandma?

No, a baby condor.

This egg has no mother to keep
it warm.

And since I now have another
little life to look after

Besides my own,
I am afraid my butt is firmly

Planted here on warming duty.

Well, I happen to have a
volunteer whose butt has been

Known to warm entire swimming
pools.

Well... Ok!

She's all yours, puppy.

But, billy, are you ready to
take on the responsibility of

Being a parent?

I don't know.

Can my butt provide the comfort
and security
this little egg needs?

♪ To cherish and nurture
to lend a helping hand

To make you the happiest
little child that can be

My little baby
you can depend on me ♪

♪ No need to worry
I'll prove it, you'll see

My little baby
you can depend on me ♪

Shh...

Don't fear.

I will comfort you, little eggy.

Billy, shut up, you are not a
bird.

Just bird-brained.

Maybe I'll ask mr. Snowman
to let your rump do the

Roasting.

Oh, confound it!

He slipped away again!

I thought I told you to keep him
in your sights.

Don't blame the dutiful
father.

I'm busy looking after my
healthy child.

Ugh.

Ye... Ah... Oh,
what an egg-splosion!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ow!

[Whistling]
[baa]

Say, little princess.

They come and do bridal expos
last week.

Whoa!

Billy, now.

Aah!

Ha ha!

Well, snowman, looks like you've
been snared by the trappings of

Marriage.

All right, a-bom, let's see
how well you can pokey that

Hokey of yours.

[Music plays]
keep shufflin', shaggy.

Ooh!

A bell tower!

This should wake everyone up.

[Ringing]
wow!

Real nepalese!

[Speaks another language]
wow!

What's that mean?

The light in me
recognizes the light that is

In you.

You can translate for me.

Hello, everyone!

I'm going to take
a movie of you.

Everyone who's short I need

To stand forward.

And those folks need to kneel
down in front.

So let's all put on
our happy faces!

And flash me a big smile,
like this.

The light in me recognizes
the light in you!

[Yelling]
that didn't go very well.

No problem, just as long as
we've still got our big ticket

Item.

Let's go, chewbacca.

Hey...

Find him, grim.

Find him, and hurt him.

Ouch.
[Panting]

Well, snowman, looks like

You've gone and gotten yourself
cornered.

Don't count your victories
too fast, grim.

I've escaped too many times to
count!

Ah, yeti.

But this night I have a secret
weapon at my disposal.

A tape measure?

Just how far did you say
these glaciers can travel

In 24 hours, snowman?

6 Feet.

What's your point?

Well, it just happens to be
midnight right now.

Aah!

Aah!

You haven't seen the last of me,
grim!

I'll get you for this!

Grab yourself a thread,
kiddos.

It's finally the end of the line
for our old friend a-bom.

Welcome to
"unsolvable mysteries."

Today we turn our attention to
the loch ness monster.

Some have said that the monster
is a living example of an

Ancient plesiosaur,
long thought to be extinct.

What a bunch of malarkey.

Camera to replace the one lost
in this tragic misunderstanding.

What a nice gesture, man.

How could I have thought ill of
you, my friend?

Apology accepted.

Enjoy your new camera!

Okey-dokey!

Wait...
This is a condor egg!

Hah!

In your face!

Ooh, hoo, looks like the old
a-bom has dropped his payload,

Ha ha ha ha ha!