03x06 - Wishbones

[bunniefuu]

- Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

- Evil.

Pure and simple
from the eighth dimension.

- Please tell me
irwin's in there.

- Sshhhh!

I'll miss the best part
if you don't shut up.

- And what show is this
we're watching?

- My favorite.
"Laundry day."

- Hmmmm.

- Get out of the way!

Madam underpants
is about to thwart
the evil tubesockians.

I've waited all
week for... Aaahhh!

[Crash]

- Oh, finally.
Give it here.

It needs to drip dry.

Oh, 665 washings,
and it still reeks
of the stink of the ages.

- Perhaps
that's why it's moaning.

- [Moaning]

- Oh, no!
I forgot to check the pockets!

- You insolent dolt
with empty eye sockets.

Why can't you remember
to empty your pockets?

- Who's that?

- Will you just give me a minute
to sit here and mope?

Can't you see that I'm drizzled
with water and soap?

- You have pretty eyes.

- Well, that's very sweet.

Say, his breath
smells like feet.

- He chews on his toenails.

- Hey, grim,
is that your spare head?

- Oh, no, this is...

- Be silent! Be silent.
My name is my own.

I'll speak it myself,
and I'll speak it alone.

Thromnambular
is what I am called.

I hail from lands
where you nightmares crawl.

If you'd seen it yourself,
you'd be very appalled.

- Is that your sister's head?

- No, this is a magical skull,

An artifact
from beyond time and space

Imprisoned on earth.

- What's that number
on his head for?

- Ooh, I bet he's
a football helmet!

- Wha!

The numbers represent wishes.

The skull must remain
imprisoned here on earth

Until he grants 9 more wishes.

- Like a genie?

- Interesting.

So tell me, grim,

Why haven't you
used any of the wishes?

Like to set yourself free,
maybe?

No... Wishing is
a dangerous business.

- Danger's my middle name!

[Crash]

- For more often than not,

Wishes are corrupted and twisted
back upon the wisher.

I've got enough problems
on my hands with you two.

Where's billy?

- Oh, great thromnablablah,

Grant me the bestest wish
in the whole world.

Hmm, but what should I wish for?

Let me see.

Ooh, I know.

I wish I could be
an internationally known

Boy adventurer

Traveling the world
with his sightless parents,

His pet dog,
and his best friend
who's from india.

And they have their own show
with all kinds of cool captions,

And fight strange monsters,
and look for lost civilizations,

And hunt for ancient treasure!

- A life of adventure
is your request,

With mother and father
you will quest.

Your pet and your friend
will be put to the test.

An ancient civilization
will you meet

With the power of the universe
at your feet.

So, into your wish world
you will go.

But be careful
what you wish for.

This you will know.

- What is it?

- It's an idol
of the ancient god
thromnambular.

- [Barking, growling]

- It is said
that the idol has the power

To grant anyone who frees it
from this place any wish.

- Why you talking funny?

- Because I am from calcutta
in the mystical east.

- No, you're not.
You live down the block.

And what's with that
weird thingy on your head?

- It's a turban!
It's what I wear!

I'm from the mystical east!!

I'm in character, yo.

So why don't you
just get off me?!!

Billy? Uh, billy?

- Hey, dad,
irwin says this is the idol
of the great trombone player,

And that if we can
get him out of here,

We can wish
for anything we want.

Hee hee hee hee!

Yay!

[Rumbling]

[Hissing]

[Roaring]

- Aaaaahhhhh!
- Aaaahhhhhh!

- Ahhhhhhhhh!
- Aaaaaahhhhh!

- [Yelling]

- Gladys! Gladys!

Gladys, start the engines!

Start the engines, gladys!

Get it up!

- Hey, guys, come on, wait up.

Come on.

Waaahhhh!

- Well, billy,
I hope you learned something
on today's exciting adventure.

- Yeah, I learned
that my best friend got eaten

By a pterodactyl and
this adventure stunk!

- Thought it stunk, eh?

Ha ha ha ha!

Well, you just bought yourself
a week of no tv

With that comment, mister!

Take us home, gladys.

[Crash]

- Wish that,
oh, great stromblablalather!

- ♪ Doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo ♪

Hmm, anything to eat
in this house?

Funky falafels,
box of baking soda,

Week-old pasta,
wishing skull, wimpy wieners

Wait a sec!!

You're kind of freaky lookin'.

- I am thromnambular.

Any wish I am able to grant.

Just speak your desires
and hold onto your pants!

- Wait, wait, wait.
Did you say you grant wishes?

- Yes, I ha...
- All right!

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!

- But I must warn you...

- I don't need
your life story.

- But...
- You. Me. Wish. Now!

- Your wish is my command.

How can I serve you
this morning, fat man?

- I want to relive
my cool high school years.

Those were
the best years of my life,

When I ruled the school.

What the...
I'm a teenager again.

Well, kind of.

Now I can be the ultrarad
cool guy I was again.

Hey, foxy lady,

Feel like partying
with a wild man?

- Who you callin'
a lady, buddy?

- Aaahhh!

[Crash]

'Sup, dogs?
Who wants to go long?

[Crash]

Can I rock out
with ya'll for a while?

[Crash]

Hey, I remember you.
You used to kick my...

[Crash]

- Hey!

[Crash]

- You.

[Crash]

You know, maybe I wasn't
the cool, hip, happenin' stud

I thought I was in high school.

- And to think,
only 4 more years of this.

- Gentlemen, today we stand
on the precipice of w*r.

The weeds
have begun their invasion,

And you are
the last line of defense.

Wait, I've just received
a message from headquarters.

Oh, yes, it seems
reinforcements have arrived!

[Humming]

Ah, yes, I know exactly
what to do with this.

There.

Oh, aren't you precious?

Now, that's what I call
a master garden.

- You pretend to take pride
in your foliage and flowers,

But I know that inside
you lust for more power.

Speak your true mind.
Reveal your desire.

I think you'll soon find,
baby, I can light your fire!

- Well, what I want
isn't much, really.

Just to be lord high master
and the ruler of the world!!

That's all.

[Rumbling]

[Car alarms sounding]

Oh, what is this?

- [Gasping]

[Indistinct chatter]

- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Yes, cower, you fools.

Cower at the sight
of my awesome visage!

Kneel before me.
Kneel and bow.

And, with your chins
in the dirt, look up!

Look up and say,
"who in all the heavens

Is mightier than general ska..."

[Choking]

No air.

- ♪ Floatin' in the pool,
I been chillin' with my honey ♪

♪ Feelin' like a dope 'cause
it's just an easter bunny ♪

♪ I need a leading lady
who is ludicrously sweeter ♪

♪ I wish that you were mandy

♪'Cause no other girl
can beat her ♪

[Slurp]

You know, sometimes I wish
I was in a hip hop video.

Oh!

Hey!

- ♪ Hey, playa,
this ain't no jive ♪

♪ Wish number 6
is comin' alive ♪

[Coughing]

- [Coughing]

- Action!

- Um... Oww! Hey!

- You can't have a music video
without a chick.

Your wish won't be complete
unless we get her here quick.

- You mean mandy?

- I ain't talkin' 'bout candy.

- No.

- Not w.c. Handy.

Not your cousin sandy.

- Stop wasting his time,
'cause you know he wants...

- Mandy!

- You are so
going to regret this.

- Come on, baby,
don't be unhip.

Hop in the pool,
and let's take a dip.

♪ It's a cool little pool
if you're blinded by love ♪

♪ With a little imagination
it can be a hot tub ♪

[Farting]

Just for you.

- [Gasping]

- My wish come true.

- Careful what you wish for.

You might get it.

That's a wrap.

[Crash]

- 4 Wishes down,


Let's watch some commercials,
then get back to the show.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh!

- I'll bet I can find
some used candy in here.

Oh, hello, mister.
I'm pud'n.

- I'm a skull
that's made for wishes.

Tired of chores?
Hate washing the dishes?

Then call on great
thromnambular.

I'll answer your wish
wherever you are.

- You know what I want?

I want a bunny.

A pet bunny that will love me.

Please.

- If it's a bunny you want,
it's a bunny you'll get.

Let's just hope it's a wish
that you won't soon regret.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

- Ohhh.

- I love you, pud'n.
Do you love me?

- I love everyone.
Especially you.

- Do you regret
wishing for me, pud'n?

- How could I ever regret
wishing for you?

- Pud'n, have you ever
heard of tough love?

- What's that?

- [Screeching]

- What was that for?

- Sometimes love hurts, pud'n.

And I love you a lot.

- But i... Ahh... Aahhh! Ow!

[Crash]

- [Gasping]

- Ah!

Whoa!

Aaaaaahhhhh...

- I bring you endsville's
newest tourist attraction:

The world's largest pillow!

[Applause]

The pillow will be
on display right here,

Right next to
the endsville cactus farm.

- Ahhhhh!

[Crash]

[Squeaking]

Oh, at least I got away
from that crazy bunny.

[Crowd screaming]

Aaahhh!

Cake!

- Cake won't save you
from my love, pud'n.

- Chocolate eclairs.

Suck custard!

[Boom]

Poor, poor bunny.

Why did you have to explode?

Why?

- It's ok, pud'n, I forgive you.

I forgive you
because I love you,

And I love you to death.

- Aaaaahhh!

- At last, the moment has come.

- My name is thromnambular,
granter of wishes.

If you wish for a cake,
it will be delicious.

- Cake, eh?

No, no, no,
I can wish for anything?

I wish...
I wonder what to wish for?

I could wish I was a superhero.
I could do anything.

Wait, then I'd have to
save the world all the time

And do dangerous things
like fight giant monsters.

I'm tired
just thinking about it.

What if I wished
I was rich and famous?

Then I'd get all the ladies.

But then I'd be harassed
by the paparazzi all the time.

I could wish I was
the smartest kid in the world.

I'd even get awards
for just being so smart.

And I'd just get smarter,
and smarter, and smarter,

Until... Aahh!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Wait a minute.
Now I know what to wish for.

- Your wish was granted,
and now I fear

It is time for me
to disappear.

- Now I know what I want.

I wish... [Poof]

Ohh, I wish
I had that skull back.

- Hey, weiner,
hand over your lunch money.

[Punching, scuffling]

Hee hee hee hee hee!

- Great idea of yours
for me to sue my parents, jenny.

- I've never seen
so much money, ha ha!

[Slam]

- Dang it!

Ahh, well, I guess I'll just
have to let this one slide.

- Hey, there, girls,
check out my huge wad of cash.

- This could be the score
of my bullying career.

But how do I get
into a ladies' restroom

When I am clearly
a gentleman?

Hey! What are you lookin' at?

- Contradiction, young man,
from what I can see,

For you are the one
who is looking at me.

- All right, give me your money.

- No money have I
but a fortune to tell.

I'll grant you a wish
with a magical spell.

- One thing's for sure:
I wish I could get in there.

Whoa! I'm a chick!

Ha ha ha ha...

- So, what are you gonna do
with all that money, betty?

- I'm thinking either new shoes
or cheek implants.

- Hee hee ha ha ha!

Hello, girls, I believe
you've got something for me.

- Well, I guess I've got
some advice for you.

How about waxing
that hairy lip?

- Yeah, and here's
another bit of advice, girl:

Find a new stylist.

- Just exactly what is
that dress color called, anyway?

- I think it's called ugly.

[All laughing]

- Waaaaa!
Girls are so mean!

- Duh, ugly.

I guess not everyone can be
as beautiful as I am.

[All flattering her at once]

Or as popular as I am.

But as beautiful
and popular as I am,

I bet there are some people
who never even heard of me.

People in countries
like paris, or toronto,

Or in cities like africa.

I wish I was a big star.

- I can make you
the biggest star of all.

But the bigger they get,
the harder they fall.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

- That's right, folks,
the name on everyone's lips:

Mindy.

The girl who's been strapped
to nasa's genesis device rocket

And launched into space,

Where she will become
the galaxy's brightest star.

- Wait a minute!

That's not what I meant
by becoming a star!

You big, stupid... [Bang]

- [Cheering]

- The star is expected
to fade quickly and then

May be forgotten
as early as next week

When all eyes
will be focused

On the endsville
pancake breakfast and fun run.

- Gotcha.

- So, it's down to you,
and it's down to me.

One more wish left,
and I'll be set free.

- Don't sell yourself short.

You're worth
a lot more than free.

[Indistinct chatter]

All right, everyone, pipe down.

I have but one item
up for sale today.

A very unique commodity.

An antique skull
of disputable origin,

Containing one wish
to be fulfilled

At the buyer's request.

- Like a genie!

- Kind of bony lookin'.
- Wow, it must be old.

- Such pretty eyes.

- Starting bid, $5.00.

- I'll give you 6 bucks
in quarters and a button.

- 8 Bucks and a lottery ticket.

- I'll give you 30!
- 50!

- I'll give you my cold.

- I'll give you my husband!

- Mandy, what do you think
you're doing?

- Do you know
how valuable a wish is, grim?

- But it will backfire.
Wishes always do.

- That's why I'm selling it,
of course.

- I gotta have it!

I didn't learn my lesson
the first time!

[Screaming, shouting]

- Gimme that skull!

- Enough!

[Punching, growling]

- I got it! It's mine!

- Oh, no, you don't!

- I wish I had
a bottomless jar of pickles.

- I wish you had a clue.

- Give me that skull!

- I wish you two
had never found that skull!

- And what show is this
we're watching?

- My favorite.
"Laundry day."

- Billy, do you want
to be a tv star?

- I wish.

[Honk]

- Wish granted.

In situations we don't like,

So let's help each other out.

I wish that I was free

Of billy and mandy forever

And that you were free
from your prison of wishes

And would never
have to grant another wish.

- I've heard your proposal.
Let's broker a deal.

I'll grant you your wish,
and we'll see how you feel.

- Nooooo!

- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!