01x07 - Son of Nergal/Sister Grim/Go Kart-3000!

[bunniefuu]

[Laughing]

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We accept you we
accept you one of us

Junior: but, dad, I don't
want to go to camp.

I won't fit in
with all the other kids.

Fit in?

Now, why
would you think

That you won't
fit in?

Dad, I'm an egg.

Nergal: don't worry, son.
It'll be a blast!

Ha ha ha!

Billy: hee hee hee!
Oh, boy. I can't wait
to get to winter camp.

Yeah, winter camp.
I wonder who came up
with that one.

Both: ha ha ha!

A winter camp!

Yesiree, mr. Snowman.

When I'm finished with you,
you can be my best friend.

Junior: hey, can I
be your friend?

Are you sick in the head?

Why would I want something
as hideous-looking as you
for a friend?

You're a freak.

Hey? What the...
Aah!

"Welcome to camp parad-ice,

The coolest camp
on ear-th."

I'll say.

Oh, come on, mandy.
It could be worse.

Good evening, children.

My name is john jack
daniel torrence...

It could be
worse, mandy.

This guy could be
the camp counselor.

And I am the camp counselor.

I know that it has been
a long day

And many of you
are cold and tired,

So please direct
your attention

To the small, but cozy,
all-wood accommodations.

Contained within
is a freshly brewed pot

Of all-natural cocoa,

A toasty, all-natural
wood-burning stove,

And, of course,
an all-natural comfortable bed.

That's where I'll be staying.

But where do we stay?

Over there!

Nobody better disturb me,
neither,

Or there'll be trouble!

Don't worry, mandy,
it could be...

This place stinks!

Hey, there's
one spare bed left.

Now, I wonder who this is for.

Billy: hey there!
My name is billy,
and I'm from endsville.

Hey, um, I'm junior,

And I'm from the center
of the earth.

All: ha ha ha!
Center of the earth.

Ah, don't pay attention
to them!

They laugh at me
all the time.

Boy, it sure
is cold here.

Isn't there someplace
warmer to stay?

Boy: sure there is.

Why don't you take
a walk

Over to that cozy
little cabin
across the way?

You'll get a really
warm welcome over there.

Ha ha ha!

Junior: really?
It's nice and warm?

Oh, boy!
Darn tootin'.

What?!
I'm cold.

Well, of course you're cold.

You're standing
out there in the snow,

You 4-eyed freak!

Junior: I said I'm cold.

Jack: hey, there's no...
Hey... Hey... No, nooo!

Hey there,
mr. Torrence.

If you see junior,
can you give him
mr. Bonkers?

Junior and torrence:
yes, thank you.

I will see that
he gets it.

He seems different.
Must be the glasses.

Now, mr. Torrence,

What am I going
to do with you?

Billy: hey!
Cool, a snowman.

Yeah, that's some
piece of work, all right.

Irwin: hey! Speaking
of pieces of work,

Check out
that masterpiece.

[Wolf whistle]

Junior: she sure
is popular.

That's because she
has a wonderful
personality.

And she's
a babe!

Popular.

Girl: whew! Being so
popular is tough work.

It's nice to get
some alone time,

Just you
and beautiful,
popular me.

Ha ha ha! What?

Girl and junior:
hello, fellas.
It's me, ms. Popular.

Oh, boy!

I've never seen anything
so fantastic before.

Irwin: wow! Check it out.

Ooh!
Ahh!
Wow!

Boy: wow! Cool!
Ice sculpture.

Yeah, it's cool,
all right,

But it doesn't go
anywhere, of course,

Because it's not real.
It's made of ice.

Ice!
Wow!

Boy: and it's so popular
and accepted by everybody.

[Whistling]

Hey, shut the door.
I'm trying to... Aah!

[Laughter]

Both: ha ha!

Have you noticed
anything weird, billy?

Hmm, weird?

Ooh, it's snowing!

No, not that.

This place is as quiet
as a graveyard.

Everybody seems
to have vanished,

Except for that strange
guy playing ping-pong.

Freak.

[Yawn]

Billy?

[Thinking]
and I'm from the center

Of the earth.

Hey!

Hee hee hee!

Here, mr. Bunny.

Where are you,
little friend?

Hee hee hee!

Mr. Bunny?

Aah! Oh, no!

Don't worry, billy.

They're just sleeping.

All of my pretty
friends... Sleeping.

You know, billy,

You could be
my best friend.

I can't be your best friend

Because mandy
is my best friend.

Hmm. Mandy?

About so high?

Looks kind of...

Mandy and junior:
like this?

Hee hee hee!
Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

Best friend.

Wait. No.

Mandy never smiles,

And she doesn't wear
stupid-looking glasses

That make her look
like a freak.

Aargh! I am so
sick and tired

Of everyone
calling me a freak!

It makes me mad,
so very mad!

Mandy: not so fast,
son of nergal.

Well, look who it is.

Ha! You're too late,
mandy.

This might convince
you otherwise.

Mr. Bonkers!

Right,

And if you want the
rest of mr. Bonkers,

You'll drop the boy.

Please, don't hurt him
anymore. He's...

The boy!

Ok. Ok.

Come on, billy.
Our bus is leaving.

Junior, crying:
it's going to be ok.

I'll put you back together,
and you'll be my friend,

And I'll be your best friend.

Billy: hey, junior?

I'll be your friend.

Really? You will?

Sure,
but you have to be yourself.

Ohh, but the real me
is hideous.

What fool is going
to want to have
a freak for a friend?

You won't get scared
and run away?

Geesh, nah!
You should see
some of my friends.

Are you sure you'll be ok?

Come on,
how bad could it be?

Well, what do you think?

That's what you
really look like?

Uh-huh.

Oh. Aah!
Holy cow!

I've never seen
anything so horrible
in my whole life!

Aaah!

Billy, you're back.

Did you make lots of friends
at winter camp?

Ok, billy.

If I push you
on the tire swing,

Do you promise
to stop acting
like a dog?

[Panting]

Bark bark
bark bark.

[Panting]

All right. One push.

Gee, thanks, mandy.

[Slurp]

[Giggling]
hello, mandy.

Have you seen billy?

[Giggling]

Hello-oh,
earth to mandy.

[Giggling]

I'm out of here.

What?

Billy: hi, grim!

Aah!

That cracks it.
I need a vacation.

Oh, I just
had these dry-cleaned.

[Gasp]

[Gulp]

ach, it is you, sister.

I did not recognize you
for ¦ second.

Sister?

Oh! Ha ha ha.

No, no, child.

You must have me
confused for
someone else.

You see,
I'm the grim reaper.

I'm not
anybody's sister.

[Chuckles]

Good one, sister.

You are pretty funny for ¦ nun.

Nun? But... [Bell clanging]

Oh!

No. No. I'm not a nun.

I'm the exact
opposite of a nun.

I'm evil.

[Gasp]

[Gasp]

[Gasp]

No! Please!

[Giggling]

I wonder where
billy and mandy are.

All right, billy.

Are you sure you saw
grim land here?

Sure as pie!

Come on.
Let's find him.

I'm telling you,
I'm not a nun.

[Giggling]

What's this?

You think this
sister big mamma is me?

I don't believe this.

I've never had any
children of my own.

Come to mama, girls!

[Laughs]

[Nuns giggling]

[All laughing]

Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!

[Grim laughing]

This has been
the best day of my life.

Excuse me.

Have you seen
the grim reaper
around here?

Yeah, the grim reaper.

He's the exact opposite
of a nun.

[Laughing
hysterically]

Good one, you guys.
ja, ja.

I see the grim reaper.

He is reaping
by this fence.

"And this little piggy

Cried, wee wee wee, ¦
all the way home."

The end.

Billy: hi, grim!

We're here
to save you.

Aah!

Say, why do you have
an empty paint can
on your head?

[Gasp]

Girls, girls,
I can explain.

Explain this.

[Gasp]

I... I... I...

Oh, isn't that cute?

I'm sorry for
lying to you.

I was just having
so much fun.

Billy, mandy,
grab my hands.

We're going home.

Grim: I'll miss you.

[Pounding and drilling]

What's going on
down there?

Butt out,
princess wanna-know-ki.

It's top secret.

Yeah! We're
building a go-cart
for the annual

Endsville go-cart
competition.

I just said it
was top secret,
you lugnut!

Wouldn't it be easier if
you turned on the light?

Huh?

We're not done yet!

It looks like you
could use some help.

You can't help, mandy;
you're a girl.

Yeah!

[Giggling]

What's going on?

They're building
a go-cart.

Maybe, I can help.

You can't help,
neither, grim.

And why not?

'Cause you're a skeleton.
Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Laughing]

I think we've
been dissed.

Well, then,
why don't we just

Build our own
go-cart

And take that trophy
for ourselves?

Are you with me,
mandy?

Absolutely.

Announcer: the crowd
is on pins and needles

As we await the start
of the endsville
go-cart 3000.

Wait a minute.

It looks like billy
and irwin in their
hunk-o-junk.

We rule!

And there's mindy
in her bad kitty.

And now here's sperg
driving his bone-smusher.

Well, lookie here.
Fresh meat.

[Laughing]

And there's mandy
in the grim reaper.

That's right...
We bad.

Hey, mandy,
where did you
get a go-cart?

I found some
spare parts.

Grim?

I'm a born
machine, man.

Hey, mandy... [Kissing sound]

[Giggling]

Please.

You're dog food,
skull boy.

We'll just see
about that,
smart man.

[Squeaking]

Announcer:
uh-oh... We have
a mystery racer

In a little red wagon.

[Crowd gasps]

Ha ha ha!

Announcer: racers, get ready!

[Engine revs]

Set!

Go!

Announcer: mandy takes the lead
with mindy right on her tail.

Hi, mandy.

That's a very groovy
ride you have...

For a piece of junk.

Ha ha ha!

Let's frag her, grim.

Announcer: mindy and mandy
jockey for the lead

While billy and irwin
trail by 3 counties.

Meanwhile, sperg pulls
into a flesh burger
drive-through

For a burger and fries.

Here's your
order, mister.

[Horn honks]

♪ Well, we built our car
all by ourselves ♪

♪ If you don't like it,
you can go to... Heck ♪

[Laughing]

♪ With a honk,
honk, honk ♪

♪ And a beep,
beep, beep... ♪

♪ We're grease monkeys,
grease monkeys ♪

♪ Hear me beep I'll
show you dweebs

Who's a real
grease monkey.

Um, 68-ounces
is the small.

Step on it,
billy.

Here comes
sperg.

[Sperg
laughing]

You're mine,
wienies.

Ha ha ha!

Sperg is making
a move on billy.

Mandy's making
a move on mindy.

And where the heck is
that mystery kid?

Mindy and mandy
are fighting
for the lead.

It's nip and tuck,
head to head,
nose to nose.

Neck and neck,
stem to stern,
yin to yang.

Rice to beans,
beans to rice,
meat to mow.

Hoof to cow,
boys to men,
flies to stink.

Somebody stop me.

Aah!
Aah!

Would you look
who's here?

g*ng way!

Ah ha ha ha!

What the?

[Honking]

Ah ha ha ha!

I don't like him.
He cheats.

And nobody cheats the...

Mandy: nobody cheats
the grim reaper.

Right.

[Laughing]

Aaah!

Billy and irwin
have been knocked
out of the race,

And only sperg
is left to take
the checkered flag.

Hold the phone.

[Whistling]

Cheat the grim reaper,
will you?

Aaah!

Announcer: the racers have
returned to the stadium.

So, mandy will
take the flag

In the most amazing
finish this reporter
has ever witnessed.

Oh, yeah! That's what
I'm talking about. Uh-huh!

[Sperg laughing]

Announcer: hold the phone.

[Crowd cheers]

The mystery racer
wins the race.

[Cheering]

[Coughing]

Pud'n.

Announcer:
oh, it's pud'n!

Pud'n wins the race,
pud'n wins the race,

Pud'n wins the race.

Yay!
Boo!

[Wailing]

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