01x02 - Night of Living Grim/Brown Evil/Brown Evil: Part 2

[bunniefuu]

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[Laughter]

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What are you looking at?

[Video game beeping]

Mmm, chicken.

Aah! A green
slime monster! Help!

Time to eat
some slime.

Huh?

Hey, non-toxic
edible green slime!

Time to eat
some slime.

What are
you doing?

We're being attacked
by non-toxic edible
green slime.

Have you been
drinking out of
the toilet again?

Ye-maybe.
Watch out, mandy!

Time to eat your slime.

Aah! Eee!

Something stinks
around here.

Grim: ahchoo!

Ahchoo!

I bet if we follow
those sneezes,

We'll find
our slime factory.

Grim... Ahchoo!

Maybe we should
get our raincoats.

Billy: hey, grim.
What you doing?

Oh, billy,
I feel so sick.

I didn't know
the grim reaper could get sick.

I think I got it
from irwin.

He's always sticking
his fingers
where he shouldn't.

Maybe we can find
an answer in one
of grim's books.

Billy, you clean up
this mess, and I'll
get the book.

♪ It's time
to eat some slime ♪

Slime!

Hmm. This place should be
an ocean of slime by now.

Aah!

[Roar]

All done.

Ok, grim.
It says here you've got
encroaching doom syndrome.

It says we have
one of two options.

One, we could go to
the underworld hospital.

Or two?

Stay at home
and hope you improve.

I don't need
to see a doctor.

I'm feeling
much better.

Ahchoo!

That's it.

You know, mandy... Shut up.

You're going
to the doctor.

Grim: how come this
only happens to me?

Get off.

I don't know, grim.

A lot of these guys
look worse than you.

He's got
encroaching doom
syndrome.

Run!
[Scream]
[scream]

You know, I'm actually
feeling much better.

Can we go home now?

I-it's ok, sir.
We're here to help.
What?

Can you feel this?

[Groaning]

Sir, just relax.

This is gonna stink
a lot. Ha ha!

It must have been
a fresh patch,
you know. Ha ha!

Ok, ok, does anyone
know what to do?

[Machine beeping]

[Creaking]

Good. Neither do i.
Let's get started.

[Grim screams]

[Grim laughing]

Do you think
grim will be ok?

It doesn't
look good.

It's ok.
I'm a doctor.

[Beeping changes
to one long tone]

Oh, no. We're losing him.
No! No! No!

Doctor, what happened?

I'm sorry, children.
We did all we could,

But I'm afraid
your friend is... Alive.

What?!

[Machine beeping]

What?

[Screaming]

Uhh!
Oh!

Uh, grim?

I know, billy,
I know.

I have skin.

No, grim. What billy's
trying to say is...

You're naked.

Aah!

Billy, get me
some clothes.

Grim: unbelievable.

First I have to take
orders from kids;

Now I'm a gutbucket.

I feel like I'm
wearing a wet suit
full of jell-o.

And then I said that...

Who is that tall
drink of water,

And what is he doing
with those dorks?

Time to work my charms.

Hey, billy.
Hey, mandy.

Who's your friend?

This is franz.

He's a foreign
exchange student.

Hel...
He doesn't speak.

[Mumbling]

I guess that
explains why

He's hanging out
with you two.

Well, here,
franz...

When you want
to hang out with
the cool kids.

Later, losers.

Bye, franz.

Oh, quit it.

Woman: hey, hottie,
nice shirt.

Huh?

Hey there,
plumpie.

Ladies.

I think I like
having skin.

Mmm, a lot of skin.

Hey!

Grr!

Aah!
[Whistling]

Woman: hi.

[Gasp]
I mean, hi.

You're funny.
Are you famous?

Well, sort of.

Want to get a yogurt?

Well, sure.

Oh, sorry.
It's my boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

You don't know
who you're
messing with, man.

I'm the grim...

Man on tv:
time to eat some slime.

Oh, poor franz.
Here, put this steak
on your eye.

There.
Is that better?

[Cooing]

Hey, that's
my dinner.

Here, franz.

Sit in this comfy chair.

There.
Isn't that better?

Thank you.

That's my chair.

Oh. I just can't
reach...

Oh, thank you, franz.
You're so cute...

I mean, helpful.

And that's
my wife!

I hate being mortal.

I have no powers;

I get beat up
every two minutes;

I have to go
to the bathroom
all the time...

I mean,
what else could
possibly go wrong?

Hey, slimey.

Thank you,
slimey.
Grim!

Oh, that's better.

Yeah. You're even more
of a loser alive.

Oh! Oh! Do me!

[Chomp, then slurping
and smacking]

Let's smell what
pat is cooking.

All right!
Pat the baker

Is kicking butt
and taking names!

Ha ha ha! Oh, yeah!

Computer: 15 points.

Huh?

Pat the baker?

Yeah, and it was
kicking butt.

Really?

Well, I think
it stinks.

Oops! It broke.

Pat the baker!

Game over,
little dude.

But check this out.

Hoss delgado
in president evil?

[Groaning]

[Grunting]

Zombies.

Delgado:
take that,
president.

Imitating bill clinton:
now, wait a minute.

I'm alive. Ohh!

Now, this is what
I call kicking butt.

This game is
for girls.

That's right,
doughboy,

So why don't
you beat it
to the kitchen

And make
with the brownies

Like your
pat the faker pal?

Well, maybe I will.

Good.
Fine.

Hey, mandy, what's up
with billy?

Can't... Talk.
Fighting... Zombies.

Imitating franklin roosevelt:
we have nothing to fear but f...

Ohh! Oh, h*, h*! Ohh!

[Billy humming]

Let's get cracking
in round two!

[Robotic voice]


Eww! Needs more salt!

No salt.

Where am I gonna
get more salt?

Grim's old trunk.

Grim's sure to have
salt in here.

Better keep it quiet.

Oh, boy!

Grim's got a billy doll!

Why are... Dooh!

That hurt.

Whoa! What's this?

"E-v-i-l p-o-w-d-e-r."

Salt! This should
do the trick.

Hee hee hee!

[Humming]

[Video game beeping]

Was that you, grim?

No. It's coming
from the kitchen.

Hey, guys.

Want to try
my brownies?

No. They stink.

But I made them
myself.

And that's precisely
why they stink, billy.

How do you know
they stink?

You don't
have a nose.

Well, it doesn't
matter, big nose.

Oh, yeah?
And why's that?

Because I'm throwing
these stinky brownies
into the trash.

No! Uh, I mean,
allow me.

Delicious.

I don't know what billy
put in these brownies,

But they're great!

Mandy: grim.

I thought you were
going to trash

Those stinky brownies.

Yes. Uh, uh,
of course.

I must have
those brownies,

But I got to keep them
hidden from mandy.

Oh, come on, grim.
Use your head.

Ha ha ha!

Ooh!

Brownies.

Brownies.

Brownies.

Brownies.

Brownies.

Brownies.

Brownies.

Ohh.

[Doorbell rings]

Brownies.

Mandy!

You called?

There's a friend
of yours at the door.

Brow... No,
billy. That's a zombie.

Ha ha ha! Yeah.
What's a zombie?

[Zombie moans]

That is a zombie.

Actually, that
is the hand
of a zombie.

Zombie hand.

Ha ha ha!

Ooh!

[Hand screaming]

What is all
the fuss about?

We got zombies!

Zombies?

Brownies.

Brownies.

Mandy: yeah.
Well, somebody's

Got to go out there
and kick some zombie butt.

Someone without a brain.

No brain?

Hey, mandy.
Are you thinking

What I'm thinking?

Oh, yeah.

Hee hee hee!
Someone without a brain.

Hey!

Let's get cracking.

Zombies: brownies.

Brownies.

All right, zombies.

You want to smell
what billy the baker
is cooking?

Mandy: oh.
Billy's got a stick.

He's going to kick
some zombie butt
with a stick.

Well, I ain't
helping him.

I already put
those guys down once.

Nothing can frighten
billy the baker.

[Groaning]

Mandy: yep.
Game over.

[Zombies groaning]

Billy: ooh!
I hope I live!

Aah!

[Groaning]

That's what people
are screaming

On the streets
of endsville

As zombies roam
downtown

With blatant disregard
for the laws of nature

And absolutely
no respect

For the rules
of the road.

[Groaning]

Reporter:
yes, indeed, folks.

Anything that had
once passed away

Appears to be
walking around.

Something is bringing
the dead back to life
all around the world.

On the streets
of paris... h* h*!

Ze excellent legs
of ze frog.

From the depths
of the oceans...

To the gray skies above,

The zombies are coming,

But where are they going,

And more importantly,
who can stop them?