01x01 - Toadblatt's School of Scorcery/Educating Grim/It's Hokey Mon!

[bunniefuu]

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[Laughter]

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We're back, with a
vengeance

The first day of summer.

Isn't it glorious?

Put a sock
in it, grim.

What's the matter
with you two?

They're sending me
to fat math camp.

And I'm being sent
to happy girls fun camp
of joy and niceness.

That's a bummer.

The bus is
due any minute.

Maybe I can help.

"Toadblatt's summer
school of sorcery."

Sweet!

Here's your bus now.

Whoo-hoo!

Heh heh heh.
h* h* h*.

[Buzzer]

Whoa!
What is it now,
miss largebottom?

Pardon me, mr. Toadblatt.
The new students have arrived.

Toadblatt:
ugh, send them in.

Come in, come in.

Welcome to the toadblatt
school of sorcery.

I am dean toadblatt.

Excuse me...

For through these
hallowed halls

Have passed
the greatest witches,
warlocks, and wizards

The world
has ever known.

Why, if ever,
oh, ever, a wiz
there was...

I got to whiz.

Just hold it,
buster.

It's time to put
on the squid hat.

♪ Oh, I'm slimy, I'm ugly,
and I ain't got dough ♪

♪ But I'll tell
you where you can go ♪

♪ Put on your
squid hat, baby... Ow! ♪

This one goes
to gunderstank.

Gunderstank.

Gunderstank.

Splendid.

Heh heh heh.
Ticklish.

Wow! Now, this
one's an empty vessel,
if you know what I mean.

You mean a fertile
mind that's open
to learning?

Man, I mean empty.

His head's as hollow
as a coconut.

Better send him
to weaselthorpe.

Weaselthorpe?

Weaselthorpe.

I hate weaselthorpe.

Nothing but nincompoops,
freaks, and weirdos.

The worst house
on the campus.

They drew my picture
on the rest room wall.

No!
Oh, yes.

I saw it.

"For a good
time," indeed.

But they'll get
theirs, you'll see.

I, uh, um... Where were we?

You're next, cupcake.

Good. I'm in
a mood for calamari.

Uh, what's
that supposed to me?

[Crash]

Mommy!

Yah! Ju-just put her
in weaselthorpe.

Ah, the grim reaper.

I'm a big fan of your work.

I'm making you prefect
of gunderstank house.

Boy: attention everyone.

Let's hear it for the newest
members of weaselthorpe...
Billy and mandy.

With their help and
my genius, we will win
the house championship.

House championship?

Yeah, gunderstank
always wins, though,

Because dean
toadblatt hates us.

By the way, honey,
I'm nigel planter.

Whatever. Look, if you
batter-dipped geekoids

Want to beat
gunderstank house,

There's only
one way to do it.

Sabotage.

Ok, gunderstank house.
Dean toadblatt will be
sitting in on class today.

Who remembers the final
ingredient for a basic
invisibility potion?

Eye of newt.

In espanol?

Oh, um... ojo de newto.



muy bien, guillermo.

Now let's add
some ojo de newto.

Ooh.

Gunderstank house!

Man, this sabotage
is the best idea
I've ever had.

It was my idea.

Man, I'm awesome.

Oh, my beauty.

My sweet, sweet cumulon-6.

[Kiss]

See you
tomorrow, sweetie.

[Whistling]

[Billy laughing]

Mandy: here it is.
Dean toadblatt's castle.

One gunderstank brand
dragon in a can.

Right.

Fire in
the hole, billy.

Ohh! Well, that's
the last time I have pate
with raspberry yoghurt.

[Fart]

My cumulon-6.

Toadblatt:
gunderstank house!

Ooh hoo,
I'm brilliant.

Yeah.

I don't know how that
can got in your castle.

Gunderstank's
been framed.

You're on thin
ice, mr. Reaper.

This field trip better go off
without a hitch or else!

Ok, today we enter
the enchanted meadow
to milk jabberwocks.

Hey, jerk wad.

You're going
the wrong way.

The enchanted
meadow is in
that spooky cave,

And the deadly
manticore is in
that happy meadow.

Can't you read?

Oh, you're right.

Of course, I'm right.

I'm the dean.

[Chomp]

Manticore: yum!
Frog's legs.

[Fighting]

Toadblatt:
gunderstank. Ow!

Nigel: great news, everyone.

I have single-handedly
sabotaged gunderstank.

Weaselthorpe
wins the house cup.

[Music playing]

Hey there, angel face.

My plan worked
like a charm, huh?

I think I deserve
a little token
of appreciation.

Um, it was
my idea, nigel.

Want to know what
it feels like to kiss
a great man like me?

Want to know what it
feels like to lose
your front teeth?

Actually,
before the kiss,

Tell me again
how you sabotaged
gunderstank?

Oh, well, I messed up
their invisibility potion,

And then put a dragon in stupid
old dean toadblatt's house,

And I made out with
his... [Music stops]

Nigel planter.

I should have known.

Dean toadblatt.

I... I was just
kidding about the...

You're through,
planter. Finished.

Like, you mean,
expelled?

[Crowd booing]

Release the giant
one-eyed dwarf.

Oh, come on.

It was all mandy's
idea, I swear.

Don't be so modest, nigel.

Take credit
where credit is due.

[Nigel screaming]

Oh, my leg!

This is the best summer ever.

Captioning made possibleon

Tv announcer: and now
back to love problems.

I love you,
but I have a problem.

[Gasp] but...

Man: hey,
I was watching that.

Not anymore.

Now hurry up or
you'll be late
for school.

I am the grim reaper.

I don't have
to go to school.

This episode you do.

Oh, but I don't want to.

Ohh!

We all got
to go sometime.

School's fun.
Come on!

I'll race you.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha... Oh, billy.

Hi, nurse pembroke.