01x12 - Double Your Bunny

[bunniefuu]

[funky music playing]

[Alice] Quick, Dinah, in here.

Boy, Mrs. Harris is sure angry.

Some cat dug up her flowerbed.

-[mewls]
-I know you didn't do it.

It was probably
that cat from down the block.

The one that looks like you.

Mrs. Harris doesn't think so.

We'd better hide you until she calms down.

There you go.
I'll tell you when it's safe to come out.

Hopefully, before I graduate
from high school. [sighs]

It might also be a good idea
for me to get out of here for a while.

[mystical music playing]

[theme music playing]

♪ Hold on to your seat
Let's go for a ride ♪

♪ Now that we're here
On the other side ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Every day it's something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme, and a dance or two ♪

♪ It's a curious place
With a wonderful crew ♪

♪ And you're never quite sure
What they will do ♪

♪ Use your imagination
You'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

Let's see. I've made up her bed...

set out clean towels, yes.

Oh. Stocked the fridge with carrots.
[chuckles]

-Rabbit? Rabbit!
-Oh! Uh...

-Rabbit!
-Out here, Your Majesty.

[chuckles]

Oh, there you are.
I have a royal errand for you.

Oh, uh, now, Your Majesty?

But my cousin
Redford T. Rabbit is coming for a visit.

I've gotta pick him up
at the train station.

-Oh! Quite soon.
-Fine. But I need you to--

He's coming to look
for a vacation property, you know.

Just a quiet little place,

you know,
where he can escape the rabbit race.

-Take time to hop at his own place.
-[chuckles]

Smell the carrots.

-Very interesting, but I need you--
-You'll like my cousin Redford, you know.

Out of my 173 cousins,
he's quite my favorite one.

In fact, he's almost like a brother to me.

-Rabbit.
-In fact, some people say

we look lot alike.

-I'm glad that my-- Ooh.
-Oh, Rabbit!

I'm sorry, Your Majesty. Uh...

Did you want something?

I've ordered the Tweedles
to build me a greenhouse for my roses.

I need you
to deliver these redprints immediately

so they can begin work.

-Ooh!
-Oh!

"Redprints"?

I thought building plans
were called "blueprints."

A Red Queen doesn't have blueprints
for her greenhouse.

Oh. Well, then,
shouldn't the greenhouse be red as well?

Of course not.

A greenhouse isn't any color.

-It's made out of glass. Oh!
-Oh.

So, then, it's really a "clearhouse"?

The only thing that is clear
is that I'm beginning to see red.

I'm on my way.

I'll deliver the red--
The blue-- The plans immediately

after I pick up my cousin at the station.

After? After?

You've got to be kidding.

♪ Rabbit, you must realize
That I'm the queen, fair and wise ♪

♪ So please don't try to compromise ♪

♪ First things first ♪

♪ Don't delay or go astray ♪

♪ Please be quick and do as I say ♪

♪ Deliver these plans, you'll be okay ♪

♪ First things first ♪

♪ I keep you supplied
With delicious carrots day and night ♪

♪ So do your job and do it right ♪

♪ First things first ♪

♪ Remember, Rabbit, to keep in mind
That your job is on the line ♪

♪ I don't want to be unkind ♪

♪ But first things first ♪

♪ First things first ♪

Remember, the Tweedles first,

then the train station.

Oh, uh-- I-- Yes.

She's right, of course.

My job comes first.

Except, well, actually...

Let me see.

According to my map...

Yes, yes.

The train station
is much closer than the Tweedles' place.

So actually, I could pick up my cousin

as I go on the queen's errand.

Oh, yes, that's lovely.

[murmuring] Yes, I do say,
it's a simply wonderful idea.

Oh!

I'd better make tracks.

I'd slow down if I were you, Rabbit.

[Rabbit] I can't slow down.

Unlike certain lazy cats I know,
I've got work to do.

-[shrieks]
-[squelching]

Oh.

Oh, dear. What's this?

A sticky situation.

[Rabbit] Bubble gum?

Oh, how do I get myself into these messes?

It looks like
you've really gummed up the works.

Need any help?

From a cat? Indeed not.

Uh, that is, uh, no, thank you.

I'm sure I can manage the situation
all by myself. I--

-Oh...
-Then I won't stick around.

[gum squelches]

[train whistle tooting]

[upbeat music playing]

[scoffs] What a trip.

First there was a crying baby bunny
in the seat next to me the whole way down,

and now the railroad loses me luggage.

And me cousin's not even here
to pick me up at the station.

[scoffs]

How am I supposed to look
for a vacation property without his help?

Maybe he had to work late.

I'll go look for him.

Ahh.

You know what's so great about tea?

You can drink it every day.

You could say every day is Teasday.

Teasday? Hare, I think you're forgetting

about Monday, Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Alice! Won't you join us
for a cup of tea and some riddles?

Sure. I'm good at guessing riddles.

Oh, that's lucky,
because I'm good at asking them.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Our riddles are simply the best ♪

♪ The true mind fiddlers of the West ♪

♪ So go ahead and try to guess ♪

♪ But they'll just leave you
In a silly mess ♪

[both] ♪ When it comes to riddles
We tell the most fun ♪

♪ Mind-boggling tongue twisters
Under the sun ♪

♪ Are you ready, Miss Alice
To give them a whirl? ♪

♪ Our tough tongue teasers
Will temp your tongue to twirl ♪

♪ And if you're not careful
You may end up in the middle ♪

♪ Of a tongue-twisting, mind-boggling
Party-pleasing riddle ♪

Where's the party?

Hare, we're in the middle of a song here.

[both] ♪ When it comes to riddles
We tell the most fun ♪

♪ Mind-boggling tongue twisters
Under the sun ♪

♪ Oh, when it comes to riddles
We tell the most fun ♪

♪ Mind-boggling tongue twisters
Under the sun ♪

[all laugh]

Okay.

Here's a riddle for you.
What do you call a bear with no hair?

-Um, let me think.
-[buzzer buzzes]

Time's up. A bear with no hair is...

a bare bear.

You didn't give me enough time.

Okay, try again.

What do you call a bat
holding a long wooden stick?

A long wooden stick...

-[buzzer buzzes]
-Too bad.

A bat holding a long wooden stick is...

a bat with a bat.

Wait. I get it.

These riddles use two words
that sound the same

but don't mean the same.

Come on, one more.

Okay. What do you call a fly who's fallen
in the windowsill and can't get up?

Fallen and can't get up.

Oh, I know.

A fly who can't fly.

[buzzer buzzes]

Come on, that's gotta be it.

A fly who's fallen in the windowsill
and can't get up is--

A klutz.

[Redford] Excuse me,

but, uh, I was wondering
if you could help me to find someone.

Certainly.

Who can we find? Hmm.

[humming]

Aha.

[horn honks]

How about a dormouse?

How about some privacy?

No, actually, um,
I meant someone in particular.

My cousin, you see.

Well, Rabbit, until he shows up,

why not stay here?

Oh. Uh, I guess I could.

[chuckles]

As a matter of fact, since I'm here,

I was noticing that hat of yours.

It's quite nice.

It wouldn't happen to be for sale,
would it?

I suppose so.
Although I don't think it's your size.

I guess you want a new hat
to go with your new clothes.

Oh, no, no, no.

Not that hat. The big one.

Oh, yes.

The 40-gallon hat.
One of our most popular models.

-And this week only...
-[horn honks]

...it's marked down
to the 10-gallon price.

[Redford] No.

I mean that one.

[Mad Hatter] Oh, yes--

My house?

I'm afraid not.

If I sold it,
I'd have nowhere to, uh, hang my hat.

Mr. Rabbit,
why aren't you wearing your skates?

My skates? My skates?
What are you talking about?

Well, if you don't mind,
I'd better get going.

If one of you
could just help me find the palace.

Why? Did someone misplace it?

I hope not. Otherwise,
how would I find the White Rabbit?

Mr. Rabbit, are you feeling all right?

I know what's wrong.

No skates, new clothes...

The befuddled bunny
is trying to find himself.

There, there.

We all know how hard it is
to lose one's way in life.

That's true.
I once lost myself for a whole week.

I had myself very worried.
The least I could have done is called.

But no,
I just kept wandering through the woods,

found a few stray nuts and berries
and a couple of--

But I'm not lost!

I just don't know
where the White Rabbit is.

Never mind. I'll keep looking.

Nice meeting you. Goodbye.

What was that all about?

The brave bunny is on a journey
to find his true self.

And frankly, he could use a map.

[beeping and whirring]

[beeping and whirring]

No kidding, Crystal.

We're wasting a lot of time
just standing around here.

I wonder what's keeping him?
The White Rabbit's usually not late.

All right, usually not this late.

[funk music playing]

Ow!

♪ He's lost his skates
He's lost his way ♪

♪ He's fast asleep
Or he stopped to play ♪

♪ We'll wait for him
Who knows how long ♪

♪ And while we do
We'll sing this song ♪

[both]
♪ How many times have we had to wait? ♪

♪ He's never early, he's always late ♪

♪ Whatever his reasons ♪

♪ It's not funny ♪

♪ He's consistently a belated bunny ♪

Ah. Ah. Ah.

-♪ Ow! Buh-buh-buh-belated ♪
-♪ Puh-pow ♪

Ah. Ah. Ah.

-♪ Ow! Buh-buh-buh-belated ♪
-♪ Puh-pow ♪

♪ It could be worse, could be a party ♪

♪ Our rabbit friend is always t*rd ♪

♪ We'll wait for him
Who knows how long ♪

♪ And while we do
We'll sing this song ♪

[both]
♪ How many times have we had to wait? ♪

♪ He's never early, he's always late ♪

♪ Whatever his reasons ♪

♪ It's not funny ♪

♪ He's consistently a belated bunny ♪

Ah. Ah. Ah.

-♪ Ow! Buh-buh-buh-belated ♪
-♪ Puh-pow ♪

Ah. Ah. Ah.

-♪ Ow! Buh-buh-buh-belated ♪
-♪ Puh-pow ♪

-♪ Buh-buh-buh-belated ♪
-♪ Puh-pow ♪

-♪ Buh-buh-buh-belated ♪
-♪ Puh-pow ♪

Well, I guess
there's nothing we can do about it.

Wait, there he is.

-Oh, pardon me, gentlemen. I wonder--
-Where have you been?

-We've been looking for you all morning.
-You have?

Oh, did my cousin tell you to do that?

Your cousin?
We don't even know your cousin.

Then who told you to look for me?

The queen, of course.

The queen? I don't even know the queen.

Uh... [chuckles]

Uh, are you feeling all right, Rabbit?

Why is everyone around here
convinced I'm not feeling well?

I don't need a doctor.
I just need to find the White Rabbit.

-Have you tried a mirror?
-I didn't bring a mirror.

Well, did you bring the blueprints?

-The what?
-The blueprints. For the greenhouse.

Look, I just need some simple directions.

So do we.

That's what the blueprints are for.

Oh, never mind.

[muttering] Boy, you try and ask for help.
Simple directions...

Boy, is he mixed up.

I'll say. That's one bewildered bunny.

[Rabbit grunts]

Well, all right.

Here goes.

One, two...

three!

Oh, dear. I hope my cousin Redford
isn't too angry with me.

Cousin Redford? Hello! Yoo-hoo!

Hmm. He's not here.

He must have had a change of plans.

Plans! Oh, no. I forgot to deliver
the queen's greenhouse plans.

[exotic music playing]

Hello, Mr. Caterpillar. Are you busy?

Hello, Alice.

I was just reading
three of my favorite books.

What may I do for you?

I was wondering
if you'd seen the White Rabbit.

He's been acting strangely.

And I thought I'd see
if he needed any help.

He usually comes by here this time of day.

Why don't you sit down and wait for him?

Well, all right.

[both sigh]

It's hard to wait for things, isn't it?

Why don't I read you a story
while we wait?

That would be nice.

Once upon a time, there was
a very calm little girl named Patience.

[cat purring]

[Caterpillar] Next door to Patience...

-[cat screeches]
-...lived a little boy named Antsy.

Antsy was not calm.

Patience was willing to wait for things.

Antsy was not willing to wait.

One day, Patience planted some petunias.

Antsy decided
he too would plant some flowers.

But Antsy was just too anxious
to see his flowers.

He couldn't wait for them to grow.
Patience was, of course, patient.

And soon
she had a bunch of beautiful blooms.

And poor Antsy had a big muddy hole.

Antsy was crabby
that he didn't have any flowers.

At first, he was jealous of Patience...

-[Patience] Here, Antsy.
-...but Patience was patient with him.

-Oh.
-So in spite of their differences,

they remained friends.

And Antsy learned
that when growing flowers,

patience is best.

I know it is good to be patient,

but I do hope
the Rabbit comes along soon, or...

Oh, there he is now.

Oh, Mr. Rabbit!

Oh!

How did he change clothes so fast?

Oh, thank goodness.

The greenhouse plans are still here.

Now if I could just get out of here
without the queen spotting me.

Rabbit? Where have you been all this time?

-I have work for you to do.
-Um...

Yes. I'll get going right away,
Your Majesty.

[Red Queen] Hold it.

How can you go if you don't know
where I'm going to send you?

Oh. Sorry, Your Majesty.

Please go to the kitchen.
I'd like a glass of lemonade.

Oh. Uh... Oh.

Ah, you must be the queen.

Why did you change your clothes?
And where's my lemonade?

I change my clothes every day.

And as for your lemonade,
it's probably in your refrigerator.

Why aren't you getting it for me?

Why would I get you your lemonade?

Do you want to keep your job?

Of course I do.

But right now
I think I'd better find my cousin.

Your lemonade, Your Majesty.

Don't you ever
take that tone of voice with me again.

What tone of voice was that, Your Majesty?

You're lucky
I'm in such a good mood today.

Wait. Where's the straw?

You know
I can't drink lemonade without a straw.

Of course, the straw. I'll be right back.

You haven't seen him, have you?

Seen who?
And why do you keep changing your clothes?

Is this some kind of joke?

Never mind. I'll keep looking.

-One royal lemonade, Your Majesty.
-[gasps]

With straw.

How did you do that?

Oh, it was no trouble.
We have lots of straws in the kitchen.

[gasps]

But I left the plans--
I mean... the refrigerator door open. I...

Nice little place you got here.
You mind if I look around the grounds?

-Oh. Uh, be right back.
-[gasps]

Well, the White Rabbit
doesn't seem to be anywhere around.

What?

No, not "what." Who.

[dramatic music playing]

♪ Oh, where could he be?
I haven't got a clue ♪

♪ My poor little cousin
Could he be in a zoo? ♪

♪ Oh, where could he be?
On a boat or in a tree? ♪

♪ Tall, white and furry
Looks a lot like me ♪

♪ Have you seen him? ♪

♪ I'm so blue ♪

♪ Oh, Mr. Rabbit, where are you? ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Handsome and funny
He's not a dumb bunny ♪

♪ He must be very keen
Since he works for the queen ♪

♪ Is there anybody
Who can tell me what to do? ♪

♪ Have you seen him? ♪

♪ Is it true that you are lost? ♪

♪ Oh, where are you? ♪

♪ Have you seen him? ♪

♪ I'm so blue ♪

♪ Oh, Mr. Rabbit, where are you? ♪

[sighs] Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Well, I guess one of us
just got the wrong day.

I'll have to come back another time.

What in the world are you talking about?

Who knows?
I might even consider buying this palace.

-Except it needs an awful lot of work.
-What?

I mean,
look at all those tacky red decorations.

You have to wonder
about some people's taste.

Why, you...

Well, if you see the White Rabbit,
tell him I was here.

-Why, you...
-Some vacation. More like a hike.

I've been walking all over...

Oh!

Hello, Your Majesty.

-Have you seen the White Rabbit?
-Seen him?

I've seen more of him than I can stand.

-Then you must have noticed.
-He doesn't seem like himself.

He can't tell
whether he's coming or going.

Well, neither can I.

Perhaps if we all talk to him,
we could straighten him out.

-Did you happen to see where he went?
-Yes. Uh...

He went that way-- That...

Oh!

[huffs]

[Rabbit sighs]

Did you ever have one of those days?

One of what days?

Oh, one of those days
when your skates get gummed,

and your cousin who you think
is coming for a visit never shows up,

and your boss is all out of sorts?

Actually... no.

Speaking of out of sorts,
are you feeling any better?

Uh, you seemed kind of confused today.

Yes. Did you ever manage to find yourself?

I'm right here!

Ah, now, that's more like it.

And you don't really wanna buy my house,
now, do you?

Buy your house?

Indeed not.

You must have me mistaken
for someone else.

Like who, the Dormouse?

Now, that's silly.

[all chuckle]

I'm not sure
what we're talking about. [chuckles]

But, um, it is nice
to have friends like you.

Especially on days
when everything gets all gummed up.

Well, you know, old buddy,
when things get gummed up,

we're never far away.

[mystical music playing]

Well, I guess I could offer
to plant new plants for Mrs. Harris.

Even though it was somebody else's cat
that ruined her garden.

My Dinah would never sleep
in someone's flowerbed.

Would you? That's a good kitty.

Hey, wait a minute.

How did these flower petals
get stuck in your paw?

[sighs]

[theme music playing]

♪ That's all for now
But we'll see you again ♪

♪ Come back real soon
Now that we're all friends ♪

♪ Where every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme, and a dance or two ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventures in Wonderland ♪