05x04 - Number Cruncher

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[chorus singing] ♪ To have some fun
Or pass a quiz ♪

♪ Just follow this computer whiz ♪

♪ Scooter Computer and Mr. Chips ♪

♪ They got the answers
At their fingertips ♪

[music playing]

[Scooter singing]
♪ Baseball's supposed to be fun! ♪

♪ Can't wait to hit a home run! ♪

♪ But they got me playing
The wrong position ♪

♪ Since they made me the statistician ♪

♪ I'm in numbers up to my ears! ♪

♪ This is going to take me
Years and years ♪

♪ And years and years and years ♪

Numbers? Scooter, did you say numbers?

Yes, numbers, Mr. Chips--

batting averages, earned run averages,
team standings...

I can probably figure this stuff out,
but I'll miss batting practice.

Feed me those numbers, I'll do the work.

-You mean--
-Precisely!

♪ Sit down, Scooter
You're in for a treat ♪

♪ Numbers, you see, are just my meat ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a number cruncher ♪

♪ A mathematical muncher ♪

♪ I can round numbers off
I can square them ♪

♪ I can line numbers up and compare them ♪

♪ I can change them around
Rearrange them around ♪

♪ I can deal with them in any way
You choose ♪

♪ I'm not a math professor ♪

♪ I am a data processor ♪

♪ I can mix numbers up
And combine them ♪

♪ I can take them apart and align them ♪

♪ I can shake numbers up ♪

♪ I can break numbers up ♪

♪ I can turn then into something
You can use ♪

♪ If you can punch them
I can crunch them ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a number cruncher ♪

Mr. Chips, you're amazing!

Elementary, Scooter. A piece of cake.

Just feed me the numbers
and I'll process them for you.

In other words, I punch them...

Precisely, and I crunch them.

♪ I process numbers as quick as a flash ♪

♪ For whatever results you need ♪

♪ I process numbers into measuring tools ♪

♪ To measure sound
And time and speed! ♪

♪ I process numbers
To find just how fast ♪

♪ A rocket can get to Mars ♪

♪ I project the future
And recall the past ♪

♪ And I can show you a map of the stars ♪

Wow!

♪ I process numbers
Into curves and lines ♪

♪ Display them on a graph or chart ♪

♪ I process numbers
Into colors and shapes ♪

♪ To make a digital work of art! ♪

♪ A work of art! ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a number cruncher ♪

♪ A mathematical muncher ♪

♪ I can round numbers off
I can square them ♪

♪ I can line numbers up and compare them ♪

♪ I can change then around
Rearrange them around ♪

♪ I can deal with them in any way
You choose ♪

♪ I'm not a math professor ♪

♪ I am a data processor ♪

♪ I can mix numbers up
And combine them ♪

♪ I can take them apart and align them ♪

♪ I can shake numbers up ♪

♪ I can break numbers up ♪

♪ I can turn then into something
You can use ♪

-My baseball statistics?
-A piece of cake!

But remember,
first you have to punch them...

I know, then you can crunch them.

♪ 'Cause you're a number cruncher! ♪

Precisely.

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