02x08 - Market Mayhem/Lucky to be Alone

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

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♪ Canines on the run ♪

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♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

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♪ Without fail you'll wind up
chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
in revelrous adventures ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-[barks]

-♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪
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♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

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-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[Cruella] Oh, you sweet little dears.

I worry about you working so hard.

Do me a favor.

Retire! Then I can sleep at night.

Just name your price.

Well, store's our life.

Has been for 40 years.

Rumor is you'll tear it down
to build your own private car wash.

Then what would the good folk
in Grutely do for groceries?

Let them eat catered.

[metal clanking]

[cawing]

Stand by for seconds!

Seconds?! Oh.

What it comes to Kanine Krunchies,
there's only two words I like better.

Thirds and fourths.

Kanine Krunchies are not just food.

-They are love made tangible.
-Uh-huh.

Oh, my goodness.

Fiddlesticks! We ran out!

[gasps] Out?

-As in no food?
-[gasps]

Huh. Weren't we supposed to get
a fresh truckload this morning?

It was delayed until tomorrow.

Tomorrow? I could fade away
to nothing by tomorrow!

Well, just drive into Grutely

and get a bag of Kanine Krunchies
to tide us over.

Oh, Kanine Krunchies is too expensive.

I can get Any Mutt brand
at half the price.

Whoever heard of Any Mutt?

Yeah. They don't even have a commercial.

Oh, sure, feed us cut-rate kibble.

Why not just k*ll us now
and get it over with?

Let's all remain calm, nobody panic.

Our way of coping with this tragedy is...

Somebody's gotta stop that woman!

Never thought I'd say it,

but I'd rather starve than eat
some no-name dog food.

Goodbye, cruel world! Ugh.

I know a way to get Nanny
to buy Kanine Krunchies.

You do?

We just have to get on that bus
without Nanny seeing us.

She's going in to get
the keys for the bus.

Okay, go!

I'm not sure I can risk this.

Every chicken knows,
if you enter a grocery store alive,

you leave in shrink-wrap!

Don't worry. We're not going anywhere
near the poultry section.

Oh, yeah, sure.
To you it's the "poultry section."

To me, it's my class reunion!

[Nanny humming]

[engine starts]

[stomach rumbles]

[squawks]

[clucking]

[squawks]

But forget your customers.
It's time to think about yourselves.

I'll give you your choice of any suite
in my retirement center,

Geezer De Vil.

No sale.

Ingrates.

-[beeps]
-Memo to myself.

Think of a devious plan that will get me
their property... cheap.

Okay. Here's the plan.

After Nanny puts the Any Mutt in her cart,
we're gonna distract her,

and switch it for Kanine Krunchies.

Psst. Come on.

[growling on TV]

[rapid g*nf*re on TV]

Wow! Thunderbolt's newest video,

where Thunderbolt battles
the masked marauders.

Get 'em, Thunderbolt! Hey, cool move.

Quick, Nanny's got the Any Mutt!

Okay, Rolly, you get the Any Mutt out
of Nanny's cart.

The rest of us will sneak in
a bag of Kanine Krunchies.

I don't get it, Jasper. Where's the fire?

No, you doofus!

Cruella's plan is to close down the store

because they don't meet the fire codes.

[humming]

Aah!

[squawks] Mama?

[screams]

[gasps]

[grunts]

Whoa!

Whoa! Aah!

My, this cart's frisky.

Fools! Bumblers! Incompetents!

Here. Put on these burglar masks
and go rob those two old coots.

Rob?

Exactly.

If they think this area
is riddled with crime,

they'll be so scared,
they'll beg me to buy them out.

Do it right this time! I'll be waiting!

It's too late.

Our next meal will be Any Mutt.

No! We can still get Kanine Krunchies.

Hold paws and say it with me.

We can get the Krunchies.
We can get the Krunchies.

Okay, now don't forget your lines.

I got it. This is a fork-up.
Stick out your money.

No, Horace, say it right!

-It's "This is a stickup..."
-Yeah. Our stickup.

We've been casing this place for months.

You watch 'em, Fingers.

I'll get some rope and tie up
these two buttinskies.

And don't forget my bag of Any Mutt.

Freeze, everybody! This is a holdup!

A robbery? This is awful.

Yeah. I guess this is the part
where we leave before we get hurt.

No, wait!

This is just like in
Thunderbolt the movie.

Listen. Here's what we do.

-Jackpot!
-[register dings]

This is even heavier
than I thought it would be.

If you know what's good for you,
don't move!

[clucking]

Oww!

Let go! Hey, let go!

Hyah! Yah!

Oww!

[barking]

[Fingers yelps] Let go!

Get that rat off me!

Get off of me! Get off of me!

[barking]

Let's get out of here!

Oh, just our luck.

Now how are we gonna make our getaway?

[horn honking]

This way, you blithering twits!

Hey, wait a... What are you...

Hey, where's the loot?

This is nothing but a bunch of dog food!

What are you two babbling about now?

I demand you turn this car around
and take me back

so I can make Mom and Pop
a ridiculously low offer for their store.

To close the deal, I even
brought this sack of cash.

-Sack of cash?
-Sack of cash?

[Cruella] Wait, a minute. What are you...

Whoa!

Do you know who I... Oof!

[siren blares]

Oh, well, looks like you pups are heroes!

But you know you're not
allowed in the grocery stores.

Oh, dear. What am I gonna tell
Roger and Anita?

You can tell 'em that these little guys
saved our money.

And saved our store.

Here. You deserve a reward.

All right!

Kanine Krunchies,
just like Nanny used to pour.

I'd know 'em anywhere.

Yeah, but this must be
the new extra gravy flavor.

It's even better!

[chuckling] They sure
seem to like it, Nanny.

That's why we're giving our little heroes
an unlimited supply of Any Mutt.

Any Mutt? This is Any Mutt?

Mmm.

Why didn't we try this sooner?

I told you guys not to be
afraid to try new things.

I think I finally got it right, Jasper.

Listen, this is a stickup.
Fork over the money.

Too late for that, Horace. Try this one.

Help! We're trapped in a storeroom!

-Help! We're stored in a trap room!
-Close.

-Help! Help!
-Help! Help!

[barking]

[humming]

Hmm?

Mmm...

-Come and get it!
-[clanging]

[gasps]

[barking]

[sighs] Hmm?

[Man] Previously on Thunderbolt PI...

Cool! The season premiere!

[barking]

Aah!

Hmm?

[Woman] Tonight, Swami Deepsix Chara

lectures on finding your spot.

[groaning]

Son, I know being part of
a big family can be tough,

but look at it this way.
You'll never be lonely,

and we all love you.

Dad, you got any idea what it's like
to have 98 brothers and sisters?

Think ant colony.

[Lucky] I want my own dish,
my own bed, and my own TV.

I thought Lucky liked us.

-Maybe we could...
-Could what?

I'm sure if we asked them.

-What are you thinking?
-Yeah, what are you thinking?

Well, maybe we can arrange
for him to spend the summer

with Aunt Coco and Uncle Beamer?

Of course.

The Vandercreams.

Wahoo!

Make my reservations!

He's leaving us.

I'll keep an eye on him,
ma'am, don't you worry.

Thank you.

Now I want you to be a good boy
while you're with your aunt and uncle.

I'm gonna miss you, man.

[groaning]

I need closure, Lucky.

The remote is yours.

Fly free, my eagle!

Up you go.

You sure this is gonna work?

[Perdita] If I know the Vandercreams.

This is cool!

Well, reckon this is
where you get off, kid.

You be careful.

Oh, I'll be fine.

-You must be Lucky.
-You must be Lucky.

Yes. And you must be...

She's Aunt Coco.

He's Uncle Beamer.

-We're the Vandercreams.
-We're the Vandercreams.

-Welcome to our little home.
-Wow!

Ahem.

Another for dinner? Very good.

Gielgud's ever so well trained.

He does everything.

You mean we're allowed on the furniture?

Of course.

Eating on the floor is très gauche.

Gielgud makes the best kibble c*ck.

Mmm!

I'm sorry.

I'm so used to eating out of the trough.

They fed you from a trough? Outside?

With a jillion brothers and sisters.

Farm damage. I hope we're not too late.

Are we finished? May I be excused?

No, you silly little bagel.

That was just your first course.

[gasps]

Somebody pinch me!

This is your room.

I get to stay in here?

All by myself?

It's all yours, cookie.

Too cool!

Whoopee!

[growling]

This is the best day of my life.

[owls hooting]

Ugh. I can't sleep.

Something's missing.

Wonder if he misses us?

[dramatic music plays on TV]

[Woman] Tonight on the Inner Peace
Channel, the joys of solitude.

I wonder if Cadpig's watching?

Oh, Lucky, come on, quickly!

What's going on?

-[distant barking]
-It's for you.

From Pongo and Perdy at the Dearly farm.

To Lucky at the Vandercreams.

They want to know how you are?

Tell 'em I... Tell 'em
I'm having a great time.

[distant barking]

Sounds like he's having
the time of his life.

Huh.

I thought for sure he'd be
ready to come home by now.

Just give him a little more time.

I feared this.

He's gone material on us.

Do you think he'll come back?

Come on! What have they got
that we ain't got?

There's food, there's comfort,
indulgence, there's food,

and there's food.

Oh...

I'm gaining on ya!

[barks]

[Coco] Come along, cupcake.

We're going out.

Okay.

What's your hurry, trooper?

This is the way well-bred dogs
go for a walk.

You'll be so pleased.

We made a playdate.

At the dog park.

A park? Just for dogs?

For our kind of dogs.

Hello, you with the dots.

I am Sha-sha, and this is Clyde.

We're your date.

Lose the pet, won't you?

Name's Lucky.

What do you want to do, dig holes?

Hard on the manicure.

Chase squirrels?

Ugh. Beneath our dignity, I'd say.

Nobody here does that
sort of thing anymore.

So what do you do for fun?

Well, let's play disc toss with your pet.

Okay.

[barks]

Very good, sir.

What do you think you're doing?

I'm going after it.

What a rustic.

He's never played fetch before.

It's too funny.

So, what am I supposed to do?

Watch and learn. Jethro.

Another round, sir?

Forget it.

[sighs]

Not to your liking, sport?

No, it's not that.

Food just sort of reminds me
of someone back home.

Try the chicken, sweet cake.

That's even worse.

Highlights coming up in just a minute.

All right! My dog!

[barking]

Ahem. Excuse me.
Aunt Coco, Uncle Beamer?

What is it, shortbread?

I wondered if you wanted to
watch Thunderbolt with me?

It's a real good one.

If he isn't the cutest little bumpkin.

Thunderbolt is so unpedigreed, darling.

[Beamer] Next, he'll be wanting us
to watch a tractor pull.

[laughing]

Man, even ol' Thunder's no fun by myself.

[sniffling]

[howling]

[barking]

[snoring]

-Lucky!
-Lucky!

Lucky!

Lucky...

-[gasps]
-Lucky!

-Lucky!

-Lucky!
-The bus!

-Lucky!
-It's the bus!

Lucky!

Lucky!

We've come to take you home.

[barking]

[laughing] It's so good to see you guys.

Gracious!

Oh, Beams.

We gave him everything.

Farm dogs.

You did your best, darling.

Lucky!

Mwaah! Mwaah! Mwaah!

Oh, we missed you, little fella.

I told 'em you'd be b-b-b-b-back.

Ah, Lucky, bro! All right!

I really missed you guys.

We missed you, too!

[Rolly] Yeah. Nothing seemed
the same without you.

You know, being away made me realize

just how important you guys are to me.

Come on, everybody. Group hug!

[barking, laughing]

[theme music playing]