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01x11 - Dog Days

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Danger Rangers". Aired: September 5, 2005 – December 26, 2006.*
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A team of anthropomorphic animal heroes who teach children about safety through examples, such as environmental hazards and unsafe places.

01x11 - Dog Days

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it's up to you what do you do

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there's nothing more to being cool than

being safe

rules

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rise and shine ranger sully no time to

waste

it's the dog safety show at the county

fair today mustn't be late oh gosh sable

you're right i gotta get the gear

you hurry ranger sunday

okay let's roll sabo

good morning kitty

um sully that's my name and safety's my

game

good because getting dressed by yourself

is definitely not even in your league

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uh

oh you didn't get the memo yeah see

today's a backwards day kitty yeah we're

supposed to do everything totally

backwards walk this way

sally you nut

oh boy

i wonder if bert's got his new invention

online yet oh oh ranger do all his parts

have a lifetime warranty do they and

does he have a plug

and and oh i'm so excited my bolts are

practically rattling

can he have six legs and how fast will

he run and can i give him a bath and and

and

easy blowbar you'll blow a circuit board

now get ready this is my greatest danger

ranger invention since well since i

invented you

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tada

i proudly present hot diggity dog

no

quite possibly the next best thing

the danger ranger x 700 k9 demo unit

whoa how cool is that nice work bert hey

he's a computerized robot like me

careful fallback how do you know he

won't mega bite you huh

oh

i get it sully computer dog megabyte

sully's right fallbot any dog could bite

you even dogs you know that's why you

have to be very careful around any dog

you see oh oh i want to pick him wait

what are you forgetting ah

oh yeah right

never go up to a dog you don't know

without the owner's permission it might

not want to be disturbed

hello mr man can i pet your dog please

very good fallbot yes you may patty oh

oh oh and you know what else about dogs

if you ever see a strange dog that you

don't know walking around and it doesn't

see you don't run away a scream or

anything just slowly move away and go

inside where he can't see you shh just

walk away the moose bye bye ask for

later dog y'all

ow who put that there okay fallbot what

if a strange dog comes up to you when

you're playing on the ground like you

are now oh that's easy kitty if you're

on the ground stay down just act like a

log like this that's very good fallbot

but what if you're standing up when a

strange dog approaches

then you act like a tree put your hands

like this look away from the dog and

don't move

right if a strange dog you see stands

still as a tree that's easy to remember

too cause it rhymes

wow you sure know your dog safety tips

fall bot

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so sully are you ready to take the x 700

to the dog safety demo over at the

county fair oh he's so cute kind of

reminds me of my own dog when i was

little what was your dog's name kitty

buddy

because he was your buddy

hey i know we should pick a real name

for the x 700

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we could call him

sparky um

what's sparky doing quite dancing

is quite curious he's not responding

properly guys

we better not take him to the fair like

this bert

well don't worry kitty father and i can

get him fixed in plenty of time for the

safety demonstration you bet come on

sparky

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that dog is one strange cat catch up

with us after the pooch parade fellas

yeah you can meet us out in the parking

lot

lot

that's a good one sorry you're funny

you're a funny guy oh brother i can see

what kind of day this is gonna be

the danger rangers are gonna be at the

pooch parade it says they're giving a

dog safety demonstration they'll

probably have lots of cool tips for when

we get our own dog yeah right like

that'll ever happen

yeah mom and dad think it's too big of a

responsibility give me a break some of

those kids are younger than me and they

already have dogs

hey everybody look who just arrived

danger ranger sherry and kitty hi kim

hey how are you doing guys here you go

give this to your dog you love it yeah

now many of the dogs you see here today

found happy owners at my shelter that's

a sherman's dog shelter just a mile from

the fairgrounds say

why don't you stop by and

make a friend for life

wow cool dog can i pet him oh um he's

not mine he's mine ranger sully his

name's cookie it's okay to pat him he

likes it i had a boy cookie oh look at

you yeah you're a good dog who's a good

dog you are cookie come on alice where

are you going i think i know we can get

a dog for the parade

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what do you think pretty cool huh really

that dog doesn't have a collar or a

leash so

so he could be dangerous

nah i always see him here on my way to

school i've almost petted him a couple

of times too hey here here boy here you

go willy no

see he likes us

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i call him rufio after one of the lost

boys cuz he's a lost dog get it i'm not

sure about this willy you're not

supposed to go near strange dogs he's

not strange he just smells strange

because he needs a bath and a good home

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oh yeah only one problem smartie

rufio has to be on a leash

no problem

one leash coming up

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it's okay boy come on come on rufio come

on boys

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help

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hold up

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danger

danger alert ranger sully there's a

level one dog on the run safety alert in

your vicinity give me exact coordinates

save oh warning signs are critical do

hurry

it'll be faster going over than through

vr hover disks you're always thinking

stables showing 47 meters south by

southwest the parking lot help

i got the rope i got the boy

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easy boys nobody's gonna hurt you

where's willie

reindeer sully he's a wild stray run

no if a dog you don't know approaches

you don't ever run

remember if a strange dog you see act

like a tree

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don't get up if you're on the ground

like that act like a log don't move

that easy watch all right it's okay

i see no collar no tags

yeah don't you worry i'll take care of

you fella

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willy you're okay that was really scary

i never should have messed with that dog

or put that leash on him he says he was

just trying to get a pet for the pooch

parade is that true

you know there's lots of important

things to know if you want to be danger

ranger ready to have a dog

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dogs are great dogs are fun there's

things to know when you get around one

not all dogs made will be gentle and

nice

if there's a dog you don't know give him

some space don't want to shove your hand

in his face whenever you reach for a dog

you gotta think twice

never starting a dog

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asleep

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don't reach out and try to get him

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if you come across a dangerous pub who

bears his teeth and comes running on up

snorting like he's going to attack and

you think that he may

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keep cool and calm as you can be stand

your ground and act like a tree hold

that pose until he goes away

a dog can fast out racing so just turn

and let him face you don't run or he

will chase

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just stay calm and act like a love lie

still and wait until he's gone

be kind to dogs don't yell or hit if you

understand them you won't get bitten and

when you skateboard fight or hike or jog

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mr sherman what's going to happen to

rufio

well don't worry

i'll take him to my shelter and see that

he gets your shots keep him healthy gets

a bath in case someone claims him if no

one comes could he ever get to be

someone's pet sure he could someone like

me maybe so willy but you'll have to see

what happens after mr sherman works with

him a little and after we see what your

parents think i called them to say you

were okay kids

are you all right ranger sully said you

had a run in with a stray dog

oh that's ruffio mom

we thought maybe we could adopt him

now willie we've talked about this we

have to make sure we get the right dog

for our family not just any dog and

especially a stray

what were you two thinking i mean really

i know how much kids like dogs i had a

puppy when i was young and we were great

friends

i fed him and took him for walks

and i had to teach him how to behave it

was a big responsibility but it was fun

too

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and of course you have to pick a dog

very carefully right not every dog is

perfect for every family well you're

certainly welcome to come over to my

shelter and take a look at some of the

great dogs i've rescued kelly please mr

sherman has all kinds of dogs we could

find the perfect one savo can you put

together a checklist of questions to

help them pick a good dog oh yes i can

and yes i will leave it to me ranger

kitty i shall help you find the perfect

pet

well for more for like that how can we

say no

ranger sully here come in ranger burt

ranger bird here over we've got less

than an hour before the parade and

safety demo how's sparky coming along uh

no problemo here sully we're just about

done roger out

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no sparky you have to use the doorway

see

do exactly what i'm doing

who put that there i better fine tune

his guidance system before we head out

let's test him to see if we can get

through headquarters without bumping

into anything

him and now my super duper cheese pizza

deluxe

hey hey get back here you tin can pizza

thief he thinks it's a frisbee squeaky

don't worry i'll just push the fetch

button and he'll bring it back

cool sparky even eats like a real dog

my pizza

you ever hear of kibble

sparky wait don't worry a few more

adjustments to his doggy hard drive and

we'll be ready to go

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see any dog you like kids

it's so hard to choose

okay mr buxter that about does it sabo

patch this questionnaire into the

shelter's computer and we'll see if we

can match you up with the perfect pet

now if you have a small yard this

fella's way too big he needs a lot of

room to play and if you don't want to

spend a lot of time grooming your dog

that one definitely wouldn't be for you

oh look at all that fur and don't forget

about exercise some dogs need to run

every day

sure is a big responsibility having a

dog huh willie yeah but you know if you

work real hard and love him and take

care of him that guy will be your best

friend forever

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this here is my assistant jenny she gave

rufio a bath and all the shots well now

it's about time to see how he gets along

with the other dogs

i still like rubio best of all me too

tell you what kids if roofio checks out

okay with the other dogs and nobody

comes to claim him then

maybe we'll come back and get him when

he's ready how would that be oh my cool

you hear that rufio now be extra good so

we can take you home soon

okay g*ng we gotta get back the pooch

parade's about to begin

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oh what a parade dogs dogs everywhere

every shape and every size

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let's go fallbot sounds like the boots

parades at full gear oh boy you ready

for your safety demonstration sparky

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rubio's just as cool as any of these

dogs don't you think alice yeah i bet

he'll be the hit of the pooch parade

next year

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perfect timing guys parade's just about

to wrap up then we're on

now everyone remain calm stay where you

are if the dog comes up to you just

stand still it'll just be a few moments

and we'll get on with the show kitty

we'll round up the dogs burton fallback

you guys get sparky ready for the safety

demo

get along little doggies

they'll never change

what are you doing here boys

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wow

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quick the ranger van

buckle up for danger rangers

activating ranger rocket seats evo

rocket seats activating

all right

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let me give you a hand

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i'm putting an end to this hot dog

barbecue right now

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all right looks like this rescue please

don't say it say what looks like this

rescue has gone to the dogs i wasn't

gonna say that you weren't no i was just

gonna say looks like this rescue wasn't

as rough as i thought

see

oh i knew it

every time

goodbye rufio you go back to the shelter

for a while

if everything works out and mr sherman

thinks she'll be a good dog for our

family

we'll come back and get you in no time

boy

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and now i'd like to present these

official danger rangers safety seals of

approval to a couple of kids who learned

some very important lessons today willie

and alice buxter cool

and because we know how much you want a

dog

we want you to borrow sparky until

ruthio can come home with you oh can we

mom please dad we'll take good care of

him he'll help train us yeah

all right if the danger rangers think

it's a good idea it's a danger-proof

plan

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wow that was a great doggy parade huh

kitty i've never seen so many cool dogs

in one place have you sully

and now the danger rangers have a big

surprise for everybody are all systems

go save oh oh yes indeed ranger kitty

roger that sabo we're almost there

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stand clear kids don't want anybody

getting hurt

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moms and dads boys and girls and dogs of

all shapes and sizes

the danger rangers present

every dog lover's favorite game show

and here are your hosts ranger squeaky

as the lovable

max toupee

get out of here i love yours like my

mother get out of here go on witches and

ranger gabriella as his co-host vanna

behind anna

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who wants to play

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okay

it's time to

spin the giant biscuit

oh i must say that's a mighty big spin

for such a tiny rodent ranger squeaking

hey hey hey it's max toupee game show

guru to you

hello i've been cheesed what is the

category vanna bandana my high flying

co-hosters doggie does and doggy don'ts

thank you

and this here is a doggy do question do

always use a what to walk your dog

always use a what to walk your dog

max everyone is thinking perhaps the

question is too difficult well let's

hope not vena because a look at the

exciting prize package we have for

whoever gets it right oh we have the

answer always use a collar and leash

when you walk your dog

yes always use a collar and leash when

walking your dog

show

of the week

okey-dokey i'll use dogs and dog lovers

that is the sound of the picture round

who can tell us what's wrong with this

picture i think alice knows

that girl is running from a dog you

should never do that bueno alice never

run from a dog or he could end up

chasing or even biting you be a tree or

be a log don't move

all right now everyone knows how to

avoid dog bites but you know there's

lots of cool stuff to remember about

having a dog

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who's always there because he's the

he's gonna soak up all the love you can

give that dog

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[Applause]

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it's up

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i wanna get myself a love sponge

[Applause]

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who gives his loving to me

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well that's all the time we have today

doggy fans so come see us next time when

we all get together to play

[Applause]

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hey who wants to come see where i grew

up they're having a bee ready for any

emergency jamboree and they want me to

be the special guest of honor i'll show

ranger verbal and the other kids i'm

just like him

danger ranger luke

you'll be hearing that name one day real

soon danny this is gonna be great we'll

give those kids a pod lake a danger

ranger day they'll always remember

no one has seen luke or danny

come on

let's go back

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safety rules