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01x03 - Where the Fun Never Stops

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Danger Rangers". Aired: September 5, 2005 – December 26, 2006.*
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A team of anthropomorphic animal heroes who teach children about safety through examples, such as environmental hazards and unsafe places.

01x03 - Where the Fun Never Stops

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around every band

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what do you do

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[Applause]

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there's nothing more to being cool than

being safe

safety rules

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Playground Emergency

thanks for letting me feel test my

latest danger ranger invention carl

no problem ranger bird in fact if you

can find the source of the mysterious

power surges we've been having lately

all the better

if my new amp eater can't find it

nothing can

wow

how's it work

these two units detect electrical surges

and this one tracks electrical shorts

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when they find a dangerous electrical

problem they join together and race off

to repair it before anyone gets

hurt okay ready what you are gb

all systems are registering go go and go

at headquarters

grid monitors are scanning at 100

capacity the amp eater will know the

minute there's trouble

now that sounds like trouble

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uh

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birth to base i'm responding to a

playground emergency at boston park over

and over on it i'll get you down in two

shakes

no need i'll get down to the hop and pop

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hey gb what's up

we're sounding a playground problem in

boston

guys something's gone wrong with all the

playground equipment i've never seen

anything like it hang on bert we're

coming

sabo prepare launch sequence launch

sequence is a 10 and counting nine eight

seven six five

four three two one and launch

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open the emergency rescue base rescue

bays open and operational

engaging autopilot rangers get ready to

roll

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hang on kid we'll get you down

what the heck is that that's the prize i

was trying to grab for

prize well that's why you were swinging

so wildly

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gotcha

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last stop everybody off

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who got the prize

easy does it now what prize

oh i just let them play by themselves

for a minute gotta watch young ones all

the time at the playground mom

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okay just relax everyone is everyone

okay

oh it was scary i never want to play on

a swing again even if i could win that

prize what's he talking about what prize

i'll show you in a sec kitty hmm i bet

that was scary and you know what

sometimes accidents do happen that's why

you want to learn to keep yourself safe

right and if you're careful and know the

rules playgrounds can be loads of fun

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Playground Rules

when you're coming down that slide keep

your arms and legs inside make sure that

you don't collide

with somebody else

when you climb on top of things like

monkey bars and metal rings jungle gyms

and ropes and swings hang on don't fall

down when you're flying round and round

don't step off that merry-go-round let

it stop then step on down you see

and in the parks and schools those

playground rules are made for you and me

so we're safe to play cause that's the

way to be

when you play hide and seek before you

sneak too far

make sure an adult there knows just

where you are

avoid the street where there might be a

car

and shed that slide and swing you low

with the other kids don't push and shop

could be glass inside that box so don't

take off your shoes and socks don't do

sandal sticks or rocks and anyone else

don't stand up on that slide or swing

one foot

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know the time to disembark

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Playground Inspection

they sure didn't have swings like this

when i was a kid

grab the brass ring and win the prize

huh

yeah but look how high you'd have to go

just to try and reach it dangerously

high

and look how fast you'd have to push the

merry-go-round to grab this prize

quad did you guys put those prizes in

there no way

i've been here two years and i never saw

those prize windows before today oh yeah

well we inspect everything on a regular

basis the kids were really pushing the

limits to try and grab those toys

this chain couldn't stand up to the

punishment same with this slide bracket

looks like the solder joint just gave

out

i say we paid a mook who made this stuff

a little visit no i'm saying play a long

playground equipment where the fun only

stops when you do oh brother yeah more

like where the fun stops because the

stuff falls apart like a cheap super mod

soon save oh info scan the address for

play-along playground equipment danger

alert danger alert my hazard scanner

indicates trouble brewing at two nearby

playgrounds i'll take the one by the

lake i got the schoolyard

sully look the play-along playground

company is located right across town

that means play time's over

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what a thump

to be castle rangers my infrared alert

scanners indicate this is definitely not

a playground

although children think old buildings

are cool dangers are bound there could

be rusty nails

old equipment

broken windows and floorboards and are

my possible poisons and flammable

liquids not discarded properly

right save oh

kids should never ever go inside

abandoned buildings they are not

playgrounds strap on your shoulder

torches team we're going in

huh this slide came apart just like the

other equipment

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looks like the play-along playground

equipment company went out of business a

few years ago

yeah

probably because they were making such

cheesy equipment

what is it

oh ranger sully something terrible is

happening ranger bird and ranger verbal

have disappeared

what

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Missing Rangers

there's no time to lose we'll split up

i'll look for bert the big guys on my

personal gotta find list

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i've got saber running every tracking

scan on his system yet i still can't

raise a signal from ranger burple or

ranger boat gabriella no sign of bird at

the river park i'm coming up with a big

nothing here too gb

they can't have gone far

but keep your eyes peeled something must

be jamming their stable signals wait a

minute could a powerful electric field

really interrupt sabo's comlink system

ah not unless it is ten times stronger

than any known electrical field

currently in use

i'll have you know i am state of the art

ah don't get your micron fibers all in a

bunch mr state of the art oh did the

rodent speak

okay keep it together everybody hey guys

look

all this equipment's from the play-along

playground company too and those strange

prize portals are showing up in all of

them

guys i may have found our signal jamming

force field

same here

me three i'm tracking this cable

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we'll get to the bottom of this kitty

come in do your wires run into the

ground too

kitty

kitty come in kitty squeaky come in

gb what's going on

sully two more rangers are missing stay

focused sabo scan and rescan and keep

scanning

yes good idea keep busy stay calm don't

panic

gb you're not gonna believe this

the wires all run down into an abandoned

subway tunnel

they're miles of wires coming from

points all over the city

i'm coming to a split in the track

head west ranger sully that's the

direction i last picked up signals from

rangers kitty

i'll tell him you said that sabo as soon

as i find him

gb the cables converge up ahead

my coordinates are 27 degrees north 92

degrees south keep me on scanner mode

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ranger sully

oh dear they're gone they're all gone

Danger Rangers

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well hidey-h* what do you know

i've collected the complete danger

rangers

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each action figure captured separately

better not included

everybody okay

i'm not okay

why did you danger rangers have to come

meddling around my playgrounds when i am

this close

ow to the greatest breakthrough in the

history of science answer me that

what's he talking about his playgrounds

who is this guy

hi quentin vanderbilt how the heck are

you one time boy genius and winner of

the nobel prize in science when i was

only 10 years old

did you bring any chocolate

my life's work is coming to fruition

look i can transport any object from one

place to another just by setting the

coordinates i am so good

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oh more energy needed no to south buy

more plants now you can see why i had to

capture all of you can't you

you understand don't you

no we don't understand now cut the power

to these things before

oh no can do ranger girl and i am such a

fan of your work why would you wire

playground equipment all over boston and

offer the kids prizes to push those

rides to the limit are you through good

because i thought you'd never ask

my transporter is powered by harnessing

all the wasted energy kids generate

pushing swings and merry-go-rounds and

slides everywhere

but it still wasn't enough until today

because today i pushed it all to new

levels with the manderbell

with the prize portals open all the

heightened kinetic energy will finally

power my ultimate test for a worldwide

system of quentin b manderville

transporter units

oh i gotta tell ya the future of travel

is just

with me

okay this guy's quackers mr vanderbilt

please that's my father

call me quinn

okay quentin your transporter may be a

brilliant idea but you're putting a lot

of kids in danger on that equipment

ah there you see i knew you wouldn't

understand you know why i'll tell you

why because no one understands that

playground equipment means nothing to me

the kids mean nothing to me and if a few

of those little yard monsters have to

scrape their knees on the way to the

greatest achievement of my life that i

say scrape away baby

tata i'm off to set up my european

branch see you in oh six months or so

bye-bye

he's getting away

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Signal Jam

we gotta shut down that generator kids

all over the city are playing on his

equipment right now

generating millions of watts of power

which my amp eater is probably tracking

at this very minute

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great bert how long will it take to get

here

a bit of a snafu guys it's signals jam

just like our savos

kitty can you reach that phone with your

tail

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it's worth a try

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there's no time to explain put out a

safety con one alert to all junior

danger rangers in boston tell them to

stop every child in this city from

playing on playground equipment will do

ranger kitty over and out

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why

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The Power Goes Out

it's working

no

no no no no what's going on everything

was perfect

i'm losing all my power

it's all over manderbill

oh no no no it is not over not by a long

shot there are other cities other kids

and there are lots of prizes

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come on guys

after him

lock on to our signals we are back in

action

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my anteater can track him from the

street

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i'll reprogram the amp eater to track

the electrical current generated by

manor bill's hoverboard

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bert you rock

well i may not be a nobel prize winner

like vanderbilt but i guess i do have my

moments

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so

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guys i lost him at 28th street

and peter indicates he's head of these

that's a big ten four

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vanderbilt gets away

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Time To Short

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time to short this guy's circuits

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oh come on you can't do this to me i'm a

genius a genius i tell you my

transporter is the greatest thing said

short pants it's the greatest invention

in history you guys

no your transporter is history

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all right

you stopped him

we stopped

hey hey watch the beak watch the beak

my kinetic energy is the future of

travel i am the future i'll be back

danger rangers you'll see you'll see

i've always wanted to ride one of these

i know i'll make the siren

well we couldn't have stopped manderbill

without you junior danger rangers or by

app eater yep and now it's time to get

these playgrounds fixed up

Safety Rules

all right gather round everyone

way to go guys good job

now what do we say

safety rules

danger rangers danger rangers safety

rules

here you go

wow

can i have one of those

hey hey hey that my friend is a savo

unit and they are only given to official

junior danger rangers squeaky's right

kevin but anyone can become a junior

danger ranger yeah all you gotta do is

stay on your toes

use your head

live by the rules

and be danger ranger ready whenever

problems come your way

danger ranger ready

come on we'll show you

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Keep Yourself Safe

keep it safe keep yourself safe keep

yourself safe

when you go to play with friends on the

playground everybody having a ball

careful when you climb you've got to

take your time you never want to slip

and then fall

you should land in the dirt on your head

and get hurt cause you're standing on

the top of the slide when you're playing

on the swings the monkey ba*ls on the

jungle gym and all of the rides

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is

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when there's danger in your way and you

say can i keep myself safe

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keep myself safe

Junior Danger Ranger

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good job little guy

you are definitely junior danger ranger

material sabo nine-year-old kevin masker

is now an official junior danger ranger

oh splendid ranger sully his name can

now go up on our official junior danger

ranger roster for the whole world to see

cool

more than cool your wristsavo's a safety

tool

it's now your sworn duty to keep an eye

out for danger wherever you are kevin

and now you could always be in touch

with the danger rangers day or night

Day or Night

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this is junior danger ranger kevin

masker you copy rangers i'm monitoring

something

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this is ranger sully go ahead kevin

ranger sully oh my uh my savo's blinking

and i was wondering if that meant you

were calling me

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no kevin i was fast asleep the blinking

means your savo unit's on and monitoring

for dangers 24 7.

oh cool sorry to wake you up night

ranger sully night junior ranger kevin

over and out

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this is junior danger ranger kevin

master come in ranger sully

yes kevin if i go to the bathroom in the

middle of the night will my civil unit

keep scanning for dangers like in the

hallway past my parents room in the

bathroom and stuff

kevin sabo will alert you the dangers

anywhere you go inside or out okay over

and out

this is junior ranger kevin come in

headquarters anybody still awake

savo do me a favor keep our new junior

ranger company it's his first night on

duty

yes ranger sully we all know how new

recruits can be diligent tireless ever

watchful

thanks about

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how's it going junior ranger kevin

wow savo are you still up still up oh i

never sleep i'm always on the job you

can talk to me day or night

cool

know what i was thinking oh

well when i grow up i'm gonna be a real

danger ranger i'm gonna fly in the

hovercraft headquarters

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we've got a five-year-old to drink a

whole bottle of grape flavored cough

syrup kids this isn't candy this is

medicine

that was the only candy they could find

that didn't smell bad did you say

something about smelly candy that is

perfectly

it edible went through a lot of trouble

to do this verbal say hello to henri

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there is no way

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safety rules