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01x07 - Mission 547: Safety Rules

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Danger Rangers". Aired: September 5, 2005 – December 26, 2006.*
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A team of anthropomorphic animal heroes who teach children about safety through examples, such as environmental hazards and unsafe places.

01x07 - Mission 547: Safety Rules

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nature

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danger alert

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report for a hazardous home alert on

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my big bicycle buddy to the park there

are perils on every bike path and

playground

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that's what you do so

well

when you do anything at all

oh no

i've been cheesed

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razorbert kids need your personal safety

tips do not delay

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safety

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buckle up for danger

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it rangers

someone

has not buckled up properly

oh could it be ranger correct

i am a mouse all right and i'm working

it here spotty drives

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safety rules squeaky until you're over

20 pounds you've got a ride facing the

rear engaging thrusters

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all right team synchronize your personal

safety alert vectometers we all have

separate calls today and need to know

where the whole team is at all times

save all units synchronized hey kids a

danger ranger never goes anywhere

without a plan right you should always

tell an adult where you're going who

you'll be with and what time you're

coming back it's a danger-proof plan

okay looks like we're approaching one of

our designated danger zones

rangers right

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goodbye ranger rodents

goodbye

slavo

safety elite victoria you whiskered

little action figure

i do so enjoy that mouse's cheeseburger

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you're next up bert

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well thanks guys my latest invention the

ejector seat hopper stopper should make

landing pure

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amazing how it looks so normal from here

well looks can be deceiving kitty take

me for instance i'm sure i'm handsome

but i'm also a nice say

you know i'm really handsome

dangers lurk where people least expect

that's where they need us sully oh and

you're not that handsome

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mom dad it's the danger rangers

it sure is i wonder why they're here

you know mr curl more than half of all

accidents happen in your home

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no sully means more accidents occur at

home than anywhere else not just your

home mr girl everyone's home

we're gonna need help finding all the

hidden dangers wherever they lurk oh i

know the danger ranger motto safety

rules

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wow

safety alert

hey sebo how's it going never better my

boy

you are now an official junior danger

ranger no more dilly-dallying we've

worked to do

oh why is it beeping like that lucky

it's finding hidden dangers mom

i told you having a new baby sister

around was a dangerous idea

the baby's not dangerous but this sure

is

your safety alert sounded because this

toy is too small for bitsy she could

choke on it

keep a keen eye

there are so many items that cause

choking coins small toys

and even balloons

oh i do so hate when that happens

oh cool can mine do that

whoa hey look

oh boy it's leading into the source of a

real hazard

lucky wait

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stand back everyone savo's registering a

nine plus hazard by that stove only a

pro can handle this and uh well we all

know who that is around here yep and i'm

all over it

uh uh yeah she's all over it

check it out kids you need to stay away

from hot surfaces like this stove

and grown-ups have to make sure pot

handles are turned to the back of the

stove

that way you won't accidentally knock a

pot down onto little ones nearby and

little ones won't be able to reach up

and grab those handles right cause

cooking pots are filled with hot foods

and stuff they can burn very very badly

ouch

oh how right you are sully but there are

other items which burn as well

blow dryers curling eyes and coffee

makers look the same when they are hot

as when they are not do be careful

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quick reflexes mom

oh i just turned away for a second

bitsy that's why i never leave you alone

right little kids find ways to get into

all kinds of danger especially when no

one's watching

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that's why dad put these on all the

cabinets

my favorite decorating accessory child

safety latches

mine too they're perfect for locking up

all kinds of poisonous cleaning

detergents and household chemicals and

poisons can make you very sick i'm

feeling you just being in the vicinity

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hey rangers matches are dangerous too

right well they sure are like we danger

rangers say

take your matches and put them away

because those matches are not for play

cool that rhymes

don't encourage him well i'm sliding my

saver into vector checker show me to

your ow

smoke detector

oh boy did i warn you i warned you

i found it now sound it a beat means get

out

there's fire about uh-huh oh yeah oh

yeah uh-huh there's one in each room

we'll get out faster than soon

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do something to distract him

um replay the video from that fire last

week or he'll never stop

oh oh everybody you have to watch this

last week the danger rangers got trapped

in a burning house that didn't have

smoke detectors look at this

when we got there the house was filled

with smoke and flames

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uh we need your bowling skills bird

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never ever go into a burning building

even if it's your own house

but i have to get my kids that's what

firemen policemen and the danger rangers

are for when there's a fire about you

stay out

good

verbal keep putting these wet towels

along the bottom of the door it'll keep

the smoke out

it's working we're selling the kids

sully we gotta get out now

we're coming keep crawling kids

stay down below the smoke we'll get you

out of here

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don't ever open a door in a burning

house there could be a big fire behind

it check to see if the door is cool

first then it's safe to open

get out

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wow i almost forgot how dangerous that

was yeah everybody got out okay because

we knew the danger ranger fire safety

tips

uh dad did you forget something you guys

got to keep things out of the hallways

and away from stairs where people can

trip over them

now i got it i'll just put these in the

closet

whoa okay everyone back off

kitty this could be a double danger

ranger duty

all right just relax don't get your

tails all in a curl sabo's x-ray scandal

check out the closets hidden dangers

while we're out here safe apart

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now kids this is very important so

listen and remember if you ever find a

g*n you should not touch it it could be

loaded

tell an adult right away g*ns may seem

exciting in movies and video games and

on tv

but they are very very dangerous

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so always stay away from g*ns g*ns are

not toys they are not safe

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right from now on this closet stays

locked and no one has the keys but mom

and me

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now that's a danger-proof plan

what's that beep mean oh well that my

little piggy protege means all the

hidden dangers in this house have been

taken care of your home is danger ranger

ready

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yeah

oh before we go there's one last safety

tip we want you to remember if there's

ever a real emergency fire poisons

accidents just dial 9-1-1

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there's a fire there's an earthquake

someone just fell down the stairs

there's a person in your house at night

you know you're not dead

the baby drank some poison your grandpa

took a fall it's a bona fide emergency

so who you gonna

call 911

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do you know can you describe what's

going on say where the ambulance should

go can you stay calm can you act fast

you don't have time to wait a while

there's a dangerous situation so what

number do you do

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there's a fire at 213 elm drive who am i

speaking with please this is lucky curl

my phone number is five five five one

two one two roger that lucky the fire

department is on its way

your next door neighbor just fell down

heart attack he's on the ground your

sister grabbed an electric plug lies

unconscious on the rug robbery sh**ting

fight fly car wreck victims losing blood

someone's hurt the alert

what do you do

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don't abuse it only choose it when you

really need to use it grab that phone

and dial 911

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yeah see kelly it's this hood here and

these baggy sleeves that get caught on

the playground equipment they can wind

up choking you or causing a really bad

fall

okay

now push me ranger purple

one more thing kelly

oh right no hanging drawstrings

now you're a danger ranger ready

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i don't see a thing

three two one

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i was riding way up on that hill and

whoa

you're one of the danger rangers

is there some kind of trouble

i haven't seen bike riding habits as bad

as yours since

come to think of it i've never seen bike

habits as pat as yours

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did you check those brakes and tires

before you left home today i woulda i

mean i coulda

okay i shoulda

woulda coulda shoulda is how a danger

ranger spells trouble

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am i gonna have to pay a fine or

something

oh worse than that

you're gonna have to listen to me and

listen good

no more riding without my helmet

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you get reflectors

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you get a horn

you get all the proper bike safety

equipment

and please

check those brakes and tires every day

before you take your bike out okay

little guy

yes uh yes sir i will sir sir

and i'll only ride on designated bike

paths with the proper safety equipment

from now on sir

now that's a danger-proof plan and

exactly what we like to hear i'm giving

you this official safety seal of

approval to remind you of your promise

every time you get on your bike

cool

wait till i show everybody

hey guys

can i get a little backup down here at

the parking lot please

my danger vectometer is registering off

the scale

hey hey hey they'll get your upholstery

in a bunch nobody goes out of that room

he'll use our safe to travel don't get

used to it hey squeaky why not have savo

do a dangerous scan of the whole area

what are you a couple of road flares

short of a safety kit today silly

i wouldn't ask that motherboard for

nothing

no no no i'll find a problem myself

excellent you know all the proper hand

signals

get out of here

you know car drivers and bike riders use

the same hand signals ace so show me a

left-hand turn signal there

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hey save it save it i don't care how

many little lettuce lookers you got

there mrs hopper they all gotta be

buckled in but they are ranger squeaky

and they all know exactly which safety

seat is the right one for their age and

weight

see all buckled in and danger ranger

ready

yeah yeah yes

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danger danger danger

i know i know i know

i checked every car in a lot and made

them all safe so why are you still

fighting and beat me like you ate some

bad clams or something

my little rodent would the most unsafe

car you can imagine have flat tires

come on no brainer and would it have no

seat belts

sure

and serious engine trouble

serious like a heart attack yeah

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glad to be in service

we must do this more often

oh come here

squeaky good job cleaning out the

parking lot

tell that computer glitchy megabytes

well hey guys i doubted the picnic grove

there's tons of great kids and stuff and

i'm checking to see how many personal

safety tips they do

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ah that's why your safety is my number

one concern

you gotta know what to do if you ever

feel scared of well anything

like getting lost it could be very scary

that's why my latest invention here is

the perfect thing to wear when you go

out

if you get lost just push this personal

locator button it tracks your genetic

code with a dedicated chrono for

actuators so the helix ions split into

nanoparticle waves and unlike what

usually happens these are cobalt

generated to maintain a half-life of

about seven million years well give or

take a few

well you can foul before that

but i can't move i'm working on that uh

great hat bert uh but what about all the

kids who don't have one

oh oh oh right first of all when you go

out you should always stick close to the

grown up who's in charge okay but then

if you do get lost don't panic i want

you to find the nearest person in charge

if you're at the park

just go into the park office it has to

grow it up inside or if you get lost at

the mall

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go into any store and ask someone behind

the counter for help

if you're on the street

look for a policeman

or a mom with kids of her own see people

in charge always know what to do if a

kid is lost

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and all you gotta do is get their

attention and tell them what the problem

is like yank on their pants leg and yell

hey mr man i am lost

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the things i do for my team

and don't forget if you're ever out even

with a grown-up and a stranger ever

tries to make you go with them it's okay

to stand up for yourself oh hey sully

hey why don't you help us demonstrate

some more

duh yeah

sure

but uh

oh can i borrow your dollar minute

heather

thanks i'll give her right back yeah

like ranger bird says if someone you

don't know or trusts ask you to go with

them it's okay to say

no okay now pretend this is you all

right now if a stranger ever tries to

force you to go with them and they're

grabbing you or hurting you it's okay to

bite it's okay to kick or punch or

scream get away from me i'm not going

with you

our father

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but remember kids you only do that in a

real emergency

thanks heather i think you guys are

danger ranger ready

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whew you know after a day like today

rangers there's one thing i love to do

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[Applause]

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everybody into the pool

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hey you should never run around a pool

sport it's slippery and dangerous

oh forget about it these are definitely

you emily

hey if you're still practicing to be a

swimmer you shouldn't go in the water

without properly inflated floaties and

you should never ever swim alone no

matter how good a swimmer you are

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whoa

rough housing is a definite danger don't

when you're in the pool

last one to the walls of slimy shellfish

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only swim in designated areas

of course some places are for diving

only so stay out of there if you're just

swimming

thanks for everything

always remember everyone whether you're

at home at school or outside playing

with your friends think safe play safe

be safe because

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a lot like the stove in the kitchen that

really gets hot in the handle attached

to a boiling pot and the curler's an

iron your mother is gone

electrical shock from you touching a

wire there's playing with matches and

starting a fire and checking the air in

your bicycle tire and proper

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under the sink with poisonous fluids

that children can drink put lots on the

cabinets what do you think

they're smoking a cigarette or a cigar

is talking to strangers and wandering

far informing your parents to know where

you are and is buckling up when you get

in your car emergency calls

do you know what to do when there's

poisonous oak or your grandmother falls

or your dad

a baby can swallow is toy and then

chokes

accidents happen most often at home

swimming alone just going outside in the

night on your own

running around

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there's a level three recreational

safety infraction in new york city it's

ring tail had to write him up because he

refused to wear a helmet and ride safe

he was already a real hard case back

there we need super speed to hear me

super speed if i'm going to ride up to

the torch on the statue of liberty

i grew up on these streets too rusty and

i learned how dangerous they can be when

you don't think about safety first

safety safety safety safeties for losers

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safety rules