01x02 - Wild Wheels

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there's dangerous

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what do you do

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there's nothing more to being cool than

being safe

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safety rules

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oh

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raccoon crossing

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does it match my eyes

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yeah whoops sorry

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we have company fellas

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whoo i would ask you knows this city

like the back of his hands

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whoa

you're bad

no you're bad oh no both of you are bad

but i am the baddest

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oh look at those guys who moves

come on let's see if we can ride with

them

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wait guys

my dad says it's not safe to ride on the

street without a grown-up kate those

guys aren't kids

but no butts let's ride

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check it out you bad enough to do this

no but we're bad enough to do this

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hey guys i was just thinking you know

what the danger rangers need

not a theme song a theme song

danger's in their name safety is their

games

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safety alert safety alert

there's a level three recreational

safety infraction in new york city all

danger rangers to the hovercraft

danger rangers danger rangers

yeah could use more of a salsa

all systems are go go and go danger

rangers thanks for the back up gabriella

that's what the chief of dr based

operations is for backed up and blessed

off

i love my job

buckle up for danger rangers

what's our mission sabo oh my i fear its

wheeled warriors without safety helmets

day in new york again

i'll save the beagle on the bike

sully and i have the piglet on the

skateboard

oh sure sure leave me and bite with the

900 pound girl rella that is a

chimpanzee my little cheese heaver and

she is no more than 60 pounds dripping

wet

i'll give you dripping wet oh no

i've been cheesed

never sees it coming

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oh no he's headed into a construction

site that's a real keep out high grade

hazard safer give me a dangerous gain on

the immediate area construction sites

look like exciting places but they are

not for fun

there are big holes you can fall into

big machines that can bump your bag all

sorts of dangerous tools and equipment

not to mention explosions

it's fun to pretend with toy trucks and

toy tools but kids should never ever go

into a real construction site don't

panic kid i'll save you

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cool landing dude there's nothing cool

about it you could hurt yourself riding

like that gee you're one of the danger

rangers

am i in trouble you need a crash course

kid but not that one you need a crash

course in bike safety

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i have visual on the subject give me

your safety line

okay i got a good one kids always be

danger ranger ready how was that not bad

huh nice silly but i meant this line

oh yeah

that one

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the danger rangers all right

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this is sully the safety seal checking

in target secured that's a big 10-4 over

here at the construction side too

bird and squeaky here we have a little

staff with our motorbike but

whoa target's incoming fears is a

heartburn if the bad calamari

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looks like a job for my new roku rocket

launcher now why do i not like the sound

it's my latest invention how's it like

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your b*llet helmet not only protects

your head from bumps and bruises squeaky

it also contains a lylar parachute tuck

the chin trap

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mission accomplished

and so we followed the older guys down

the street and whoa whoa whoa whoa hold

the phone banana curls what older guys

they were real gnarly riders

but they weren't wearing any safety

equipment save oh check for any other

unsafe riders we missed huh what were

you guys thinking

we weren't that's for sure okay so from

now on what's the danger-proof plan

where are helmets and our safety pads

and stay inside the park

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you're riding on skates

and it's time to swirl

when you're raising your bike do you

like a dangerous curve

you like to ride your skateboard in

front of automobiles

the golden rule is you gotta be cool

when you're riding on wheels

cause you're gonna go fast

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see that driveway there's a car that's

backing out

with all that rubber that you burn did

you signal for that turn that keep your

bike inside the bike lane cause what's

this all about it's about your wheels

it's about you about you it's about

inline skates and bikes and razors too

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it's about skateboarding

so when you're ready to roll

you gotta have eyes alert and you always

gotta have control

cause you can do it right

right or you could do it wrong you could

do it wrong remember foods ignore the

rules but they don't last long they

don't last long

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keep your bike away from traffic don't

go flying off the curb and always ride

on the right side of the street

before you cross that intersection

look at each direction

stay inside that crosswalk keep it safe

and i repeat you gotta wear that outfit

don't go too fast

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i accessed all security cameras in the

city and found this

we're bad enough to do this

hey i know that guy that's rusty

ringtail i ran into him on safety patrol

a few years ago

write him up because he refused to wear

a helmet and ride safe he was already a

real hard case back then and later i

heard he went to jail

i wish i could have gotten through to

him

helped him you know i don't feel so bad

i hate to see any kid in trouble hey

holophone we better like the police that

rusty's out there he could be up to

something big and bad you're right let's

call the police rust used to hang out at

an old junkyard on the wharf

i wonder if i could still get through

here

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oh would you put your bellyache in

hey why can't we wear knee pads and like

elbow pads boss because

you sippering surf jockeys all that dumb

safety gear just slows us down

we need super speed you hear me super

speed if i'm going to ride up to the

torch on the statue of liberty it will

be the shining finishing touch to rusty

land

my extreme riding park and cool new

hideout

um boss

yes nerf how are we gonna skateboard in

your new hideaway

it's too small we would sadly crush it i

planned it small to match the size of

your brains

that is so nice

you didn't have to do that just for us

boss well it's just because i admire you

both so much it's just a model you shred

heads

the real rusty lad is going to be big

huge gigando just like the real statue

of liberty

okay okay boss but how you gonna ride up

to that torch

it's as you said gigundo

exactly why no one will suspect us

now my master plan uses all our writing

skills to the max we create chaos around

the wharf side then we make our way over

to the island snuff this pile of bricks

represents the entryway at the base of

the statue this is gonna be your post

snarf all present and accounted for sir

good

chili dog

this represents the tour boat that

arrives on the island at exactly 1105

you get ready to cause a minor

distraction as the people get off

distraction is what i do best

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all right now while you wield wonders

are getting into position i will be on

the rear side of the statue

and while you two create a diversion

i'll work my way up to the crown on this

liberty's head then i'll ride down

liberty's arm to the top of the torch

that's when you fell asleep into action

no one stops a rusty ringtail

except me

still a big unbearable do-gooder burble

still think it's cool to be bad as you

can be rusty cooler than being a danger

loser any day

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rusty i want to apologize hi

you what not trying harder to get

through to you

oh

verbal i

you came all the way down here for

me

well you're worth it

wow

oh

no one's ever cared for me before

oh it's so hard to do the right thing

without someone showing you the way

i'll try harder i promise i will

all i want is a chance

to become the most famous extreme skater

of all time now

boys

what's this

now let us go ride miss liberty's torch

fellas

my savor unit

red alert come in danger rangers i'm

trapped down at the dump come on rangers

verbal's in trouble

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my tracking scanner indicates verbal is

right below us

don't panic guys

you think you're in a pinch now danger

rangers just wait

compactor closing in at 50 000 pounds

per square inch um sorry not now bert

what is it i've installed a few new

features in the

hovercraft this new super titanium drill

should do the trick

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great safe but we gotta fly rusty's on

his way to ride to the top of the torch

on the statue of liberty

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if you can't see him do that who knows

what trouble it could cause

red alert the ringtail g*ng is heading

south toward the waterfront i'm on a

kitty and this time it's personal

pull over rusty you can get really hurt

riding without your safety gear and you

could get real hurt even with yours

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calling all danger rangers rusty and his

crew have set up verts and ramps all

over the city these things look like fun

but they are definitely hazards proceed

with extreme caution

ranger verbal over and out

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there they are sully okay kitty let's

shut him down how do i look how do you

look yeah

oh

let's go handsome they're getting away

get ready to thrash the ufo hazards

verbal was sure right about their

dangerous hazards these guys are wet

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now they're making me mad wanna know how

you look now how mad

what's it gonna take to shake these guys

how about a flame fur a flame fur

what's a flame for it's a flame for

toasting danger rangers

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where'd they go there heading for that

ramp

hey boss this hazard feels

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i want to give you one last chance to

make smart choices rusty made this

verbal we lost rusty don't worry sully

i'm on them like peanut butter or jelly

you can't stop me i grew up on these

streets

huh i grew up on these streets too rusty

and i learned how dangerous they can be

when you don't think about safety first

safety safety safety

safeties for losers jail is for losers

not this time

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rusty

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perfect

one getaway ramp coming down

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hang on rusty i'm coming

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sabo called for medical backup i've got

rusty in my sights and he's headed for a

big fall without any safety gear

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end of the line rusty

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you haven't heard the last from rusty

ringtail well rusty you've earned the

last remote yeah

and from now on it's helmets and pads

and no pain

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you did everything you could burble yeah

rusty just kept making bad choices even

when you gave him a second chance you're

right maybe he'll learn his lesson

someday looks like we did a bag of job

on this case yep we kept lady liberty

safe for everyone to enjoy another day

the danger rangers making the world a

safer place to be for you and me oh yeah

now that's a great theme song squeaky

the danger range is riding safe and

strong waiting for the call making it

safe for all uh-huh chilling slime

stopping crime off

all right

guys

guys

where'd you go hey guys wait for me yeah

oh hey what about a swing beat huh

danger rangers in new york new york yeah

beep

rangers debates we're coming in for a

landing gabriella over copy that danger

rangers duck pay for prep and lanny max

deployed

gabriella uh gabriella audi back are you

back

it's time for the danger rangers to go

to the safety clinic and i would really

like look

uh not a good place for a nap all but

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that's why it's important to always keep

your sneakers tied oh yeah of course i

know that safety rule a danger ranger

always knows tie up your laces in nice

tight bows nice tight wow

hey fallbot are you okay oh yeah sure

sully

i'm fine you bet can't keep me down no

way

i just tripped because i didn't tie my

shoelace uh here

let me give you a hand with that hey

guys baba just reminded me about the

safety clinic down at the park today oh

gosh that's right well i almost forgot

oh oh and you said i could help today

right silly right you bet fallbot come

on guys let's roll all right safety

rules now we'll put that there

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and it's a danger-proof plan to make

sure the bike you're going to ride is

the perfect size for you a bike that's

too big or too small will be hard to

control right so have a grown-up help

you do this test when you're standing on

the ground you should have a one to

three inch gap between you and the top

bar

you'll need even more room if you're

riding a mountain bike also check to see

if your bike seat is adjusted to the

proper height when you're sitting on the

seat with your foot on the pedal your

leg should be slightly bent this will

help you avoid knee strain

check the bike's chain to make sure it's

clean and lubricated

and always make sure your tires are

properly filled and check your brakes

for even pressure they should make your

back wheels skid on dry pavement

now with danger ranger ready

you're riding on your skateboard

thinking what a great board i don't need

a helmet or pants

then you hit a bump your head has got a

lump and the pain you're feeling hurts

really bad

you're backing down the street and a

headed 50 feet on the corner there's a

sign that says stop

you ignore the intersection you don't

look each direction and suddenly you

feel your backdrop

and that is when you know you are stuck

cause you turn your head and see a big

truck

and you know that you just ran out of

life obey the rules

you're thinking i can ride my bike

any way

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passing everybody inside

you're knocking people off the sidewalk

thinking it's a wide walk swerving to

the left and the right

you're laughing looking back and then

you hit a crack and suddenly you're out

of control

you said you didn't care now you're

flying through the air you hit the

pavement and you tumble and roll

you were speeding you were having a ball

you didn't think it's slipping your

phone

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i love the

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this is sully come in oh what a glorious

day sunny it warms my very microchips to

see so many safe riders everywhere i

look right you are buddy tell gabriella

we're ready for the awards ceremony hey

hey here she comes now

safety seals of approval for everyone oh

oh sully do i get one too hot do i cuz i

really learned all those safety tips and

my sneakers are always gonna be tied

from now on and that's fall but you get

one too we hereby award you

fall bot that's me man yeah i'm the man

i'm the man you said it was a man that's

me fulbright we hereby award you the

danger rangers safety seal of approval

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uh

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more hackers and hard drives gp why

don't they ever take me along on

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you stowed away against ranger rules you

had an accident and somehow destroyed

the pool and now you're trying to tell

us it was someone else

yes it was it was somebody else it was a

lobster and a clam i tell ya

buckle up rangers puerto rico needs our

help

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safety rules