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01x01 - Water Works

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Danger Rangers". Aired: September 5, 2005 – December 26, 2006.*
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A team of anthropomorphic animal heroes who teach children about safety through examples, such as environmental hazards and unsafe places.

01x01 - Water Works

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there's dangerous

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what do you do

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[Applause]

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there's nothing more to being cool than

being safe

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safety rules

fire extinguishers bottom shelf check

safety helmets foot locker check

bandages first aid kits check great job

rangers looks like everything's all

present and accounted for hey hey hey

you guys wait up wait wait wait up guys

what about these old case files

good call fallbot why don't you scan

them into your memory bank and recycle

the paper oh yeah good sully boy guess

we know what you're the boss huh you're

the boss remind me again because i'm the

seal with a peel funny i always thought

you were just some galoot with a snoot

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oh this was a good case huh guys oh and

that one too and how about this one oh

yeah remember when you save these hikers

on the mountains deep ouch and hurt yeah

no

i'd be real good on a case with you guys

sometime i'm versatile and you know i'm

practically indestructible

and you're shredding my cow

huh

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danger alert

dangerous what is it stable oh kitty

children at the world's largest

waterslide park in cancun mexico are in

serious jeopardy dangers abound

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don't worry we're on it save oh rangers

let's roll

wait for me

ow who put that there

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when danger calls

robot falls

oh hackers and hard drives gb why don't

they ever take me along on a mission

well because you never had the proper

training like police officers and

firefighters you need to be danger

ranger ready

hey

i know you can start getting ready right

now by stowing all that equipment back

in its proper place

someday i'm gonna be a real danger

ranger then you'll have to get someone

else for closet detail

ow who put that there

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now i want to keep everybody

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busy hey are you just going to sit

around all day doing nothing what are

you lads if i wanted to sit around all

day doing nothing i get a job i'm just

going to watch you work huh

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the world's largest water pump

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the dancer

the dangerous the danger rangers if they

catch you with that plump my master plan

will be ruined

and if that happens you'll be in hot

water

two things i hate hot water and melted

butter

all clams are dead lobster tailored for

the high seas

danger rages off the starboard bow

divers

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up

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perfect time to try out my new water

wings

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he hooked with the troubles of our own

eyes

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mission accomplished 30 degrees

northwest and we'll hit the exit to the

ocean there

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[Applause]

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oh there's a strong undertow towing that

penguin under

all swimmers are now safely topside over

and coming out

stand back everyone i'll use my laser

glove to release the water

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[Applause]

i'm standing with owner hector delgado

who tells me officials are already

investigating the strange goings-on at

his waterslide park that's right sheila

but thanks to the quick actions of the

danger rangers there were no injuries or

drownings and one of the big reasons why

is the safety-minded little guys and

gals were all wearing life vests and i

took the ymca water training program

back home that's a really important

thing for kids to do you're so right

kitty that's why i'm asking the danger

rangers to help me launch operation

global swim to promote water safety

around the world and i'm donating this

one million dollar check to get you

started with more to come

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wow a million dollars to help save lives

hey we could build pools all over the

planet and teach kids to be water safe

yeah and we could do safety checks in

all the harbors and marinas in swimming

holes on ramps wave runners and yachts

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to make sure every adult kid pool and

water vehicle is a hundred percent safe

and thought worthy i can see it now

we'll start in london england go to

athens greece

then onto san juan puerto rico and from

there we could go all over the world

here in puerto

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boys i got big

the trouble hair looks good on the boss

yeah he's more of a bobcat guy

i'm talking about the danger rangers

they're on a worldwide water safety

measure

when they reach puerto rico they'll want

to board my yacht to make sure i'm float

worthy

instead

they'll discover i'm building the

greatest underwater hideout ever

conceived

we could scare them away boys

well i've got it

we'll ruin their reputations

and they'll be forced to hang up their

leotards before they ever get to san

juan

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looks like cities all over the world are

gonna get an official danger ranger

swimming pool right gb and every kid's

going to be danger ranger ready whenever

they go near water

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okay rangers prepare for liftoff

operation global swim is go go and go

buckle up for safety rangers we're

heading for london england

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the danger rangers have begun a goodwill

tour setting up pools and communities

all over the world teaching water safety

to kids everywhere

the danger rangers want all kids to be

water safe because

water water everywhere swim and bathe

and drink

oceans ponds and rivers lakes your

bathtub and your sink

water's cool let's jump in the pool come

on everybody get wet

but don't horse around because you could

drown and that's why we never forget

when you're swimming at a splashing

everybody's

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that's the golden rule

when you're out with lots of friends and

you all go to the beach

don't go swimming

when no one else can reach

and when those waves come crashing down

don't be near them rocks

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and before you go make sure you know

that someone's watching you

everybody

say don't dunk don't push

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protect life and live learn to swim and

recall this song today

when you play in pools you gotta know

the rules and if a problem starts you

say all together

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ow who put that there

okay let's see if there's any dangers

lurking around here for me to fix

lifeguard on duty check

no running around the pool check

no rough housing in the water check

i'll save the equipment in proper

working order check check and double

check

oh

looks like some poor lost kids are

having trouble finding their way up to

the pool

this is a job for

me

hey there kids i back up danger ranger

four five you know around the pool you

should never be out of sight of the

adult in charge come on let me huh

hey you're not kids

let's hurry before they notice he's gone

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[Applause]

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stairs

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fun day at the pool has turned into a

disaster because the world famous danger

rangers were simply not dangerous ready

faulty preparation and lack of safety

equipment could have been devastating

the danger rangers may talk the safety

talk

but they definitely don't walk the

safety walk

wow this is horrible we're being

discredited on international tv

at least no one was injured

how could this have happened

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guys guys we gotta do something

what are you doing here you're not

trained for these missions yeah you're a

robo-hazard what do you have to say for

yourself

but hey uh but yeah it wasn't me guys it

was a big clam and this giant red

lobster i tell ya they tied me up and

sabotaged the pool

you were always making excuses fallbot

you stowed away against ranger rules you

had an accident and somehow destroyed

the pool and now you're trying to tell

us it was someone else

no

i mean yes yes it was it was somebody

else it was a lobster and a clam i tell

ya

oh

let's get this place cleaned up and get

out of here

guys you gotta believe me i never heard

anyone you know i'd wow

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[Applause]

do you think we might have been a little

hard on him sully he was just trying to

be a real danger ranger well he got it

half right he's a real danger

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uh fallbot look i sully i'm sorry i know

i shouldn't have snuck on board but

after this morning's disaster with the

files i just wanted to prove that i have

what it takes to be a

oh

wait a minute

now i remember where i saw that

lobstering clam before fallbot you can't

keep blaming other people for your

mistakes i saw that lobster in that clam

in the old case file i was scanning this

morning they're in here i just

can't remember quite where it's not a

bad thing

save up we need a full system scan of

fallbot's memory files check for a

lobster and a clam

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that's them those are the guys who

wrecked the pool hey that's lobster

theodore and his sidekick joey clams

they work for that eight armed kingpin

of slime octadon

one of the most slippery villains of the

undersea underworld get us a fix on

octodon's last known whereabouts sabo

we're going to notify the police right

away

oh my i'm getting a danger alert from

san juan puerto rico

strange rip currents and whirlpools are

making the beach extremely dangerous

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buckle up rangers puerto rico needs our

help

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so

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what do you see squeaky nothing what do

you mean aren't the x-ray goggles

working they're working fine

but you don't see anything inside the

yacht nope because there's nothing to

see

the yachts are fake a decoy

and it looks like our fishy friends are

behind all these riptides bert did you

copy that

aye aye sully

let's flush it out

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what's happening

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the danger rangers boss

get us out of here

those guys are just asking for trouble

riding in a boat without life vests

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yeah keep that up and they'll be sucking

seaweed on the ocean floor

they're still gaining on us

oh

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we can't swim

well i guess those life vests are

looking pretty good about now huh boys

it's jail time for you

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you won't catch me danger rangers

oh he's ignoring all the warning signs

don't follow him in there sully it's too

dangerous

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follow those safety rules and you'll

never get me rangers

fall by come in fallbot what are you

doing sully make up ranger full by

reporting for dirty silly and this time

i'm dangerous ready

i have an inflatable raft sunscreen

snorkel fins my diving watch which is

good to 100 but i don't ever really want

to go that deep without a diving bunny

because you should always swim with

someone it's very important that you do

that sibo fly the hovercraft over these

coordinates

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robot get ready sabo 90 degrees to

vertical what are you doing sully

robot's indestructible so it's time to

do what you do best

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i do buddy

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fall both

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i'll save you don't struggle

no no stay away from me

nice work fallbot

looks like you captured octadon single

habit i did i mean i did well i couldn't

have done it without you guys because

we're we're a team right huh a team hey

i'm a team we're a team

that's right fallbot and you can back us

up anytime

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and wasn't it exciting when you guys

stop lobster theodore and joey clams huh

remember that i do don't you guys yes

and then i flew octagon kingpin of slime

and i did it single-handedly too boy

that was really exciting because i've

always wanted to help the danger rangers

in any way that i can and now the

world's safe for kids to go swimming and

stuff

ow who put that there he wasn't too much

trouble was he trouble are you kidding

gp i saved the day didn't i guys

and now i'm gonna fix your danger ranger

right sully well you did help us fall

back but yet great so now i'll get to go

out on all the missions and get to say

things like that's a danger-proof plan

kitty

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gee fallbot you know it takes a lot of

training to be a bona fide danger ranger

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great let the training begin

who put that there oh boy

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all right

we're gonna check to see if your pool

safe

don't you think we've seen enough but

overboard antics for one day gabriella

just run the clip sabo now fallback what

safety feature do all these kids have in

common oh oh i know

they're all wearing life vests gb

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i'm sure to use official coast guard

approved flight battles they're the best

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oh yeah yeah see those two kids are

riding in a boat with an adult you

should always have an adult around when

you're near water and see those two kids

they're water safe because you never

swim alone they're using the body system

hey sully want to be my swim buddy uh

g-falba i don't know

and always look for other swimmers

before you jump in the

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in areas pool are approved and safe

you never know what hidden dangers lurk

under the water

um

never swim if you're too tired too cold

had too much sun

and if you're too far from adults or

safety

or

if you've been doing too much strenuous

activity

perfect score on pool safety but there's

a lot more to being a water safe danger

ranger fallback

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water water everywhere the swimming paid

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water's cool let's jump in the pool come

on everybody get wet

don't voice around cause you could drown

and

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that's the golden rule

when you're out with lots of friends and

you all go to the beach

don't go swimming

and when those waves come crashing down

don't be near them rocks and don't swim

where the motorboats are and when that

lifeguard talks listen

upon before you go make sure you know

that someone's watching you

everybody wanna say don't die don't push

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a great big flying leap

head

first make

protect sure and live learn to swim and

recall this song today

when you play in pools you gotta know

the rules and if a problem starts you

stay all together now

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fall bot ready for phase two of your

test

phase two

what

guys you know maybe i'm not

you know ready to be a real danger

ranger just yet

so uh why don't you guys just be the

danger rangers and keep me out of danger

well i have fun last one in the pool's a

rusty lug nut

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um

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national fire safety expos are always

the hottest tickets around sully derek

oh man what are you doing

help my old building's on fire send the

fire department in hurry how was your

call chief

not good

what happened

it was a false alarm

who could have our own fireworks

spectacular right here

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hurry

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safety rules