01x13 - When the Boat Goes Out

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used all my options worked off my deals laid all the cards now there's nothing

to lose i don't want tomorrow to be like today

that's why i'm breaking away i'm trying

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that's why i'm breaking [Music]

got to find a better way

i'll be

she loves me

she loves me now oh no she loves me again are you all

right goodness yeah i'm wonderful yes i seem a bit down in the thing smith whoa full of the joys of spring i am

awesome oh no no that's what you're seeing here but i can see different music i mean i can tell look where they're

laying them bricks i mean you're not a happy man dennis mania you're listless it's the same with me

budgie back home tell me i mean if he's not knocking seven colors out that bell well now there's something wrong oh

you're not done you're gonna learn a lot about human nature you know by studying budgies really yeah great uh

suppose i was feeling a bit down in the beak yeah what do you do for budgie that you could do for me

huh well i mean it varies doesn't it i mean uh you know sometimes we'll give them a

nice bit cutting fish to peck at or uh we'll shift these mirror around the kids a bit you know give them

a big change of scene that usually does a trick well that's some kind of work with me no no i don't suppose so yes

it's an official straight or what i'm just trying to chill don't know i don't need cheering up thank you very much

and that's for you and your budgie about the only thing we've got in common is we're both sick of seeing your face

through the password no that's not a depressed hunter you

know do you man what are you doing i know it's veer i'm i'm just trying to find

out what's going on man but what's the matter with you too eh

it's just osman dennis he's a bit concerned about you that's all look are you going back to england or

you're not that's all what's that got to do with you william you made it on you i mean uh i

just want to know what you're going to do before i decide what i'm going to do i mean i don't want to be stuck on me jack in

germany working here if only m*rder went sure you're really concerned about you you're not concerned about me at all

look i'll tell you exactly what i told you all right i'll make my mind up at the end of the week and when i do

it's what's best for me that matters right not for vera or for dogma for you before you're flipping budgie

for once in my life i'm putting my interests first okay

what could you let me know by thursday

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you're all right one yeah terrific what oh no no no reason yeah

i'm just intrigued to know why the uh while the first device is fat's gonna wind up with inscribed skirting board

that's up it's not for real barry it's for christa oh

christian so it's through there yeah yeah it's true there's no need to sound so triumphant about it i'm not

gonna hide anything at least of all the six foot piece of timber may i say why that it's a highly

original love token that is a plank

hey hey no heart shaped tokens for wayne's girl eh only the foreign speaker

skirting bull will support us oh well i suppose there's one way of starting an arm together you're taking you around son oh well you

gotta admit it mates it'll seem a bit strange coming from you like i jump them and leave them right now

that's the difference see instead of carving notches i'm i'm now carving names am i

sorry

[Music] could you stop working for a moment

please emphasize yes thank you now

i have to talk to all the british workers about the new labor regulation so could you and your

colleagues come to my office at one quarter of an hour before the lunch break please

well gentlemen as you probably know there have been one or two changes in the federal

government's attitude to gustarbiden visiting workers this is because

of increasing unemployment here in west germany oh yes we have it too braz is bigger

than yours so we have had to look at ways of

keeping more jobs for our own people up until now you have worked here

without paying tax or insurance and that has been very convenient for all of us here

but from next monday if you wish to stay and work here in germany you will have

to apply for official registration and be issued with a license

yeah does that mean we've got to give up my british nationality because i'm buggered if i'm becoming a german

no no no you do not understand as members of the eec you have the right

to work here but from now you must accept your financial obligations to the

german state well cannot just graft here and then send what tax to him

i'm don't be ridiculous i just think it's a bit strong that we give germany all of our skill and lay

back and know it's trying to issue us with dog licenses and take what little pittance of money will earn off what just ignore him hey

greenwood so if you could let me know as soon as

possible if you wish to stay or not we can get on with the paperwork

i can let you know straight away hey greenwood i'm going back to england me too her grandma family calls i shall be sorry to see

both of you go anyone else well personally uh i'm not quite sure yet um hey grandma

no me needy and what about you mr patterson

i haven't decided yet to agree well it looks as if no one will be

staying here wouldn't be too sure about that joe grumbled

well this is a right puzzle like this one i don't want to go back home but i don't really want to stop here working in germany especially

if i'm just going to be working with germans i thought she had a wife and a kid told us

that's why he doesn't want to go back true true what about your moxie you'll stop

you over there's one yeah as much as i like your a*s i can't say i relish the idea of paying tax like

i mean when you think about the squalid lifestyle that we lead at the moment it's gonna be even worse with less money

sounds like another boy blighty bound to me no way b*mb there's even less chance of that

happening what was that leg huh look at the record haven't they

oh i was in the nick for two years but i've come out here yeah this was supposed to be my fresh

start in life ah what'd you get looked up for huh arson bosses yeah i know i didn't

want to tell you blokes you know oh [ __ ] in case you got what it like you know about being in the same mutter as me like

guess it don't matter now though awesome huh and you don't even smoke well how did

that come about max i was working on this building site you know back in liverpool

b*stard site manager added in for us like kept talking my wages for no reason uh well one day you know i just lost my

rag i set fire to result what was he still in it not for long no

so there you go grecco city address where reckon my chances on merseyside

are even worse than everton's i see what you mean well

stop on moxie that's the only thing you can do really yeah i know us but you know once they get their name down

on their forms and their files it'll only be a matter of the time before he finds out about me cast

hey dennis you'll never guess what moxie's an arsonist schnapps just leave the bottle

i'd forgotten all about this until he asked yeah it was lucky i reminded you then when it eh i mean imagine what the scene would

have been this coming saturday right you and brenda look passionately on the sofa together

over a nice cup of cocoa huh unable to control your ardour any longer you slip off your pajama jacket and well

look brenda's crush wake up half a bloody tiny side eh now you've got five days to work out a

good story aren't you whatever i tell her she's not gonna believe it though she

have you finished yet yeah yeah yeah i just wanted to get a rough idea

what is it you're making anyway sort of a commemorative plaque i suppose you know

two arts intertwined forever wayne and christa a bit like marx and sparks or neville

and lottie look instead of making tactless jokes wayne why can't you use your rancid

imagination to help me find an explanation for this yeah you're right um let me think

oh yeah what about this what about it was your first night out here right you underestimated the strength for

german beer got pissed out at your brains woke up in the morning buffed with that on your arm that's no good that's the truth hmm

oh thanks a bunch weird anytime soldier

oh boy not really bury thank you now you're going home don't forget about

your little you know little tea i would say will you bury get

s-t-u-f-e-d will you

charm me ah don't take offense barry there's a lot of chickens going home to

roost this week the pressure's on mate see we've been in our own private cocoon here for six

months now real life's howling at the door again

you know something right there's a real serenity and wisdom about you these days

you know yeah just a power of love in it barry yeah suppose it is yeah

what's it feel like love i made being in love

well i don't really sparkle in that department and say between you mate or in any other adjacent one or either

so i'm the sort of bloke who looks at the three-year expiry date on the packet of johnny's i wonder if ever use them in

time hey come on your time will come mate and

you'll know when it hits yeah tell you yeah

what's it feel like what's it feel like

love is love is sitting in a hat on a german building site carving two names into a

plankton wood without feeling a prat about it

i know i've been pretty viperish in the past where you're concerned why but

that's that was almost poetry hey i was about if i contributed to a

german heart disease charity fund and instead of one of them little flags from me lapel they put this tattoo on me on oh very ingenious that

even brenda would see through that fairy tale man i'm sure dennis could come up with

something not a chance what's good into him oh i didn't know but it's certainly taken old

i'll have a word let me talk to me just stop right where you are oz but come on then we're your mates

whatever it is share it with us you know your trouble half of that

nah that was one of virus if you ever see it that was cool then snap out of it man snap out of

it will you listen to this ladder hey if you've got any idea what it's like being kicked out of a marriage

it's like being asked to take down all those walls we've been building brick by brick with your bare hands

imagine what that feels like yeah i can imagine what it would be like if they came along and said right now put them

all back up again we can help you then thanks for the offer but you can't

i help you with your problems it doesn't work the other way around

that's how it is so all of you just uh just don't be the

only favor you can will you yeah just leave me alone

just think of it me and your wanna razzle every night and starium's i'm forsaking carnal gratification

the dice cast saudi for me can you not see how desperate i'm is

when i'm asking you man that's supposed to be flatteries it does supposed to melt my heart is it well i'm sorry it's not going toe

hey you're wasting your time you know you won't get him to change his mind well what about you moxie do you not

fancy i'm sorry yours but i clarified somewhere that don't have an extradition treaty with britain and well try the undog they got

why don't you somebody that lights fires will be popping out up there

bloody germans why couldn't it just leave well in the water

morning ladies hello good morning

um i bought you a little something oh

oh oh hey it's beautiful um you made it yourself yeah

yeah well you know my union card it says join it but i'm uh i'm a sculptor really

um dogma look um venus made me a paperweight very nice no

no no no it's not paperweight it's a plaque in it you know you're supposed to put it on

the wall like no above your bed like oh

oh of course um it will look very nice there that's all right no no no um i

want to fill in one of those films as well if you'd give us end which ones the um work permits you know

what do you call them you're staying well about the only one who is by the look of

it man of course um a couple of lads haven't quite made their minds up yet you know

um you want me to um to write yeah

please if you would love that my german never got much past donna and blitzen okay please

you're full now look you do know why i'm doing this don't you

i i think i can get this

it's wayne winston norris well i still see why being trapped like

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when they're going is good right and then what happens it cuts up a bit rough for them and wallop they want to dump us

overboard don't they and it's just so their door figures will look all right we're not being the dumb dogs yeah we're

being invited to stop one providing we'll pay their attacks or so if we don't they'll let one of their

lights have our jobs it's quite fair enough fair the words fair and german doing

good together made book pop i've heard you going on about english sites back home manors moaning away

about the irish coming over and taking jobs off our lads and not paying attacks it's exactly the same here only over

here we're the irish and the germans of the english

well they're right about one thing though the english have become the irish of europe yeah no he's wrong that us what the

takes of the irish europe how can the turks be the irish europe when turkey's not even in europe

yeah duck egg it's an asia man all right so how can they sing at a universal song contest

then what sort of israel doing and they're even farther out of europe than turkey

if you ask me i think we're more like the gypsies of europe ah traveling the lands in search of

employment yes except that the ghibli was doing graph did it ah you are ridiculous ours every d*ck

get this i'm ridiculous you're the one stood there these arms stuck out up the sun and make his tattoo away

very interesting this is yeah we're gonna feel me this this dissension in the lower ranks

oh it's a sure sign and we're missing our tribal lady and i i read about it in the naked ape there's

this group of chimpanzees right and i was suddenly deprived of their elder stage chimp with the result

that the rest of them took part in several days of fierce squabbling right but that's what's happening here we may

not know it but this is a primitive leadership struggle to see who succeeds dennis barry don't take this the wrong way will

you but why don't you go and boil your head

i think oz just made the first bit for the job

two o'clock back on your heads everybody there's no hurry

yes up with you all right london oh cheers this is charm that knocks me out you know what hasn't got my team up

[Music] you know what ned he's getting really bussy these days

i reckon it's barry's planet of the years theory theory's gone to his head [Music]

i'll win i just pour a tea yeah of course the advantage of being a chip is you don't have to work in the hot sun

all day you know i bloom buddy what all this pull over you know he's got them convinced well missing dennis's leadership yeah yeah

look come on what are we gonna do about him eh i mean we've all lent on him enough for the past six months it's time we gave

the old paul sudden end oh that's just the trouble though he'll not let us maybe since he's pryda

maybe he just don't trust

um just to avoid any more embarrassing

scenes i uh i shouldn't be going over the club tonight i'm going down to town to get legless

so you'll not be seeing where you are

i reckon instead of examining our behavior professor bloody buddy should have a look at him never seen a man so withdrawn he's not

underneath thought what maybe you should pull your knowledge of budgies with barry's knowledge as chimps

between you might come up with a solution that's naming that i'm just trying to oh isn't that seems to me you couldn't

care less about dennis i could i could

all right all right i'll prove it then

what are you doing here mccomen same thing as you but the looks of it getting pissed all right you

come back

join me why don't you thanks so i thought you were out in the country

avoiding the law i'm not letting any foxy german court keep me out of town you know

so i just lie low for a couple of days avoid the construction besides like you know it might be a mark man like

that's a reasonable assumption in the circumstances so what you're doing for deutschmarks today

couldn't have got much for our dartboard and i'm sorry about that hey i left the soul didn't i

oh you're stupid and i clipped the tray with you i just uh you know put it on the old

slate i don't understand it

should do us for the welding hey bloody helmet going

another one good thing a drink will you're my goal yeah you get good service

that's all you're actually doing i'm working as a bouncer you know this

guy nightclub any of them etiquettes get out of order you know we have to uh drag them

yeah that's right drag them down the stairs and i'll kick them into the alley uh is it voluntary work like 20 quid a

night like and all i can drink it must cost me only a hundred pound of nathan huh listen charlie i'm only drinking with

you because you're the brit don't take the piss okay otherwise i treat you just the same as i do the customers oh they've got customers and you do it

i'm surprised you haven't freighted them all off right as soon as i've finished this load i'm going to give you a thumb

thump thump away where do i cam we're going you're tired of life ah you could see that

ah the boom started the dog

go home with your vibe we will have dagmar sounds like he's provoking you do you

want me to sort him out you just steal this mcgulry i'll handle this you're not hard enough for this jody

great not bad

it's a bit of a choker isn't it is it gonna be all right i either just sedated him i had to give

him a blood transfusion over two liters it's a good job what i'm

gonna go there so quick what happened for god's sake no i was a

bit of a rumble in this vehicle with some german lads my gone turned up

i always got his arms slashed with a glass am i going i might didn't know and that madman could start a fight in an

empty house and those isn't far behind oh you've got it wrong neville

it's my fault i'll start as an electoral you did hi

doctor this is one of mr osborne's colleagues neville hope hello what do you do doctor your friend

is a very lucky man ah i know we're very grateful for what you've done

don't thank me for doing my job mr hope good night no smell is good

i just wish you men could settle arguments without resorting to violence well this isn't typical doctor i see a

lot of people injured in stupid drunken fights about football or women

yeah is he gonna be all right then oh yes he's lost a lot of blood but

that's been replaced and i've given him a sedative to help him rest

and fortunately the wound isn't too large he'll have a scar of course but if he

wishes that can be put right but rate yes cosmetic surgery skin graft

whatever i hope you don't mind me asking doctor but while you're here is there anything i can do about this

look never i just don't think this is the right place or time so this will mind dennis and i've got to do

something about it who is lotte i don't know

but it's not the wife that's just the trouble so this is an unwanted souvenir of your

time in germany very much unwanted i've already lied to the wife once about

it i've bandaged it up and told her it was an injury well i kind of keep doing

that all my life can i oh i'm sure you'll be all right yeah

stronger than oxford yeah i mean if anything was really bad we'd heard about it already yeah i know but you know all the same

though it just seems a bit congress like you know i was being in hospital you know beaten up all right liv's back well yeah what's

the word there nev i couldn't do anything um

tattoo not for us no ours is faint very comfortable with danger believe that nev yeah it's

all going there yeah right right one i don't want to be about your boxing napping tattoo now i'm sorry just a bit preoccupied yeah

well you know what's happened like well this lady doctor said i should stop being so pathetic and just

tell brenda straight oh i said if our relationship was sound she'd understand neville neville

how about if we pulled your arm off somebody solved the problem as us for christ's sake well it seems he

followed then don't let the beer k*ller kind of garden him like anyway there was a bit i grow

and he got his arm slashed with a glass all right give us a beer please

what do you think was dennis said it was his fault not losses that he started the rook dennis would say that wouldn't yeah it's

drilled b*mber because of meows was nearly k*lled

look yeah i've i've acted like at the right prick

you know these last few days and they're wallowing in my own problems and

sh**ting all your lads open up and uh well i'll apologize to us when he's

feeling better like but in the meantime i've got a lot of apologies to making you lads will do for a startling

i'm sorry come on you a bad tempered old b*stard

buy a sold a drink

morning good morning

i am sorry to hear about us yeah yeah me too yeah look and uh

can i see this evening i think we should have a chat yes i know

well this is hardly the time of place is it you know all right come to the flat at seven well won't

your mother be there i can always go out for a drink can't we all right right uh seven o'clock okay uh look i've got a

dash because we're a bit short without those okay [Music]

see you later

oh yeah so what's this thing i playing 349.

i thought you're gonna level with brenda ah my arm oh yeah i just want to do it me on time don't

want to spoil me home come and do it

anyone expecting a telegram oh i don't give a hand anybody will you no no it's still wrong i'll just pretty rupture

myself that's all what's the skirt and buddy

oh faithful he's going to get me to jenna and she so i think i better give it a complete service before i set off

well you're not riding that all the way to saudi arabia nah nah i thought i might run alongside it

here hold on barry this is all a bit previous isn't it i mean it's all right for you lot you

can all go your separate ways at the weekend right but this is still my own i know

it's the pits but i don't want it turned into the pits if you know what i mean don't worry i'll

be tidy i used to be able to build a whole meccano set to a teacher you know when i

was a kid without losing one single piece

if so matches one nut or bolt strays off this tray son it's on your bike

well hello dan nice to see you mitch how are you doing k*ller i'm already you know i'm just a bit

bored with this german hospital radio just sounds like interference splunk and quantum clinton i look i've

brought you a little something what flu has no oh my look look inside oh yeah

could have been a idea had a bit of a problem getting it in with that lady doctor you know i think she's got a

bit of a down on the drink like sort of after what happened last night yeah speaking about which what exactly

did happen last night well how much do you remember

uh well let's see i remember that german with a glass all right b*stard and i remember the

ambulance yeah and that's it really the rest of the blue i woke up in here this morning i thought

i'd painted the hood oh you see you you passed out in the ambulance loss of blood see

hey you're a lucky lady huh lucky me i've had here score drawers up they'll probably lose my bloody coupon

you know what this is gonna mean i've lost me money from work i'm gonna go to work in great hospital bill when i get older

look don't don't worry about that right i'll take care of all that in the circumstances that's the least i can do man

oh bollocks no i'm not getting at you then i mean you would have done the same for me wouldn't i mean that's what made

it to phone i mean money doesn't come into it mate well one good thing did come up last night apart from me getting shaken

up like what's that mcgowan's back behind bars huh hi he was dismembering those two erics when

the police got there so they call it him for the whole incident you and me just down his innocent bystanders oh

well uh well in that case a little sort of go and open it i'm choking what a pain

yeah good lad you'll do us all right not bad for a blue who's just had a flute transfusion eh

we talked about blood transfusion well i might have to give you nearly four paints if if are you trying to tell me that's what

paints a german blood swung about inside of me well i'm only surmising it was oh man

you know what this means don't you i'm half bloody german no one probably got a special english tank man put aside

for emergencies bollocks all right how are you feeling man bloody suicidal at the moment sure

neville i thought you were under strict instructions to cover that up cover what up look it's no good playing

dumb no man neville he's noticed a plaster you see yours according to medical

ethics blood donors are supposed to remain anonymous but i mean there's no point no i mean you might

have warned us smaller plaster neville what do you mean never give up why it was neville it was never never neville if you won't

tell us i will i'm pro to you when i'm protea never give you four pains of his blood man didn't you enough did you nerve

didn't you nev i i did oh well well what a relief i mean well i'm

gonna have a thunk enough what you're doing it's all right there was nothing nothing nothing nothing

i've always said you were a good lad nerve hey you know what this means what do you mean you was blood brothers no i suppose

it does hi all right well give your blood brother the english people's nev yeah thanks for kids okay well look i've got

to get off i've got to go and see young dad my boy uh what you made your uh made your decision then well i have was

yeah but i'd rather tell her first you know if you don't worry cool cool down i understand and listen i

can make my decision without having to lean on you so don't think you'll be holding me at all okay thanks thanks a lot mia

wait that's right i'll see you back at the hood dennis are you okay so long as it's all thanks for the flowers if he

ever finds out we are dead right

i do not believe it what hate it but first me and you get by

they know this it's a saying that's not well i've got to go home you realize that that's what it means i've got to go

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home

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beautiful isn't about it

mind you we've got a bridge over the town you know it's just like that what's exactly like that but

it's beautiful

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what is it going to be ryan at the time

well i'll tell you bonnie last the last few days have been amongst the worst in my life i mean another haven't been a picnic for

you either but well the way i see things now it is this

if i uh if i was dennis the bold

i'd be starting off a new life in a new country with a lovely ladies a companion

but unfortunately dennis the brave is also a selfish sod you know he gets his

mates all carved up when he tries to act big so he goes back to being dennis

realistic and his role in life is to be there for

other people to lean on and if three of those people happen to be his wife and his kids

i mean they put realism before bravery every time

could you have stayed there i hadn't come last weekend yeah probably yeah

don't you think that i need to lean on you just as much as she does

no but why not because viewers got the kids down but don't you see it's the kids

they make the difference i mean because of the the way i am i mean i'll always get

pulled into the the area of greatest need look look i'm sorry dogma i really

are

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oh barry how's it going going to be for readying today oh thanks now yeah i'll just go yeah i

want to turn my own adjustments to mike and i think i better give her a complete change of oil oh well you're going to the right place

for that eh huh oh yeah

yeah happy mood aren't you all right well it's the last day isn't it brilliant man just been over admin for the passports

got the tickets for the geordie lads oh and i just rang brenda and guess what well she's throwing a surprise party for

us when i get back well how can it be a surprise if you're not about it already

don't quibble that barry

where's all your little arts then i have the clock getting the stores in for this afternoon or something this afternoonly hey

chopping out ceremony over on your beach top i know it's ceremony blow bit's not

finished yet don't quibble like this

not long now right one of these may be the last brick really in germany

you go it starts getting all sentimental

really you know we're a bit keen on you hey yeah right mates teams together the betty all

right not before don't want to five o'clock boys exemplary work records while still changing the edits on our lives

do we get to it there yeah what you're doing up here then that's different for me i'm a skilled

worker man i'm not labourers like you a lot smaller i would i've been to master pieces of

wiring i do which cannot be constrained by me a unit of time oh where's the time by the way it must

be getting pretty close uh about 30 seconds ago i think yes i'll give you a countdown on my

superbly accurate digital watch alive right 15 14

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yes

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into sphincter you look good yeah cool that's why they call them angels isn't it

between you and me barry i lost my chariot doing this yeah what was that some some depraved

dirty off still party [Music]

all casual labor no names no backdrop yeah it's after the upper depth one but somehow you know i don't think it's the

most sucking place in the world for the next arsenals to work like you know when he feels oh do you know moxie you're coming

handyman's burning all the stubble yeah look i've got to get off i'm going

to go and see ya what changed your mind no

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us last four thousand years that's william huh

i'll tell you there'll always be a place where skin liver

what's that funny smell good svexmoxy in this definitely not socks

mate this is stronger than sock say stronger it's petrol hey your bloody

bike has been leaking picture all over my home idea

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oh

look i really think we ought to get out the way you know

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oh

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he takes hey back

so i'm glad we could say goodbye like this yeah yeah well it's better than uh

jumping off bridges and all that nonsense

you were you're gonna be all right i think so i have to be

i got over relationships before you know

will write to me yeah of course yeah of course i'll have a lot of free time on my hands

when i'm back on the duel i'll send you my new address when i move yeah yeah

well getting out of here will be a boon

have you told vera yet uh no no the the arrangement was that i'd give

her a ring tomorrow morning oh

so we could spend one last night together

you're not expecting anybody are you

hello neville i'm sorry to disturb you but uh there's

been a bit of an accident accident what accident the hot spot doing oh hostile not moxie

no no don't tell me mcgohan's brought to the next it was barry's bike caught fire but look anyway

we've lost everything money passports tickets oh clothes bloody hell well

never you better come in and stay the night thanks

isn't it

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with a boys

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that's england all right misty re-eclipse bloody depressive looking place when you

think about it isn't it surprised the vikings never turned what ah you kind of beat it but

can you not it's not much in store but i don't want to get back there is that a partner keegan no work

no money no prospects oh then ours uh i might have broken the barbie phone he

reckons they'll be needing brickley as of always soon oh where's that where it was just a whisper leg but he had heard that there

i want to rebuild hirian's walls

that's living all right

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just to keep you in beer

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that's living all right

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