02x07 - No Sex Please, We're Brickies

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no one said it was gonna be easy

nobody said it had to be fair

all of the chances taken together

and all the changes

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the point of no return

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ah get seven points on the ball as quick as your

hey this was a unanimous decision no arthur no need for a b*llet yeah besides we're striking on a matter

of principle here son care of the elderly so you should be flattered

one day i reckon all names will be as famous as the tarpoodle martyrs in the great tapestry you organize either perhaps you'll suffer the same fate

transportation to australia what was our names what was the names well i don't know the individual

identity of the gentleman concerned us but that's not important no that's their collective sacrifice that

counts but i should think that a couple of pow dogs or paint medics was like from bothers parts of the world right

i wonder what we would have been called i can think of a few names oh that was a lonely man of magnificence

would be the derbyshire dummies if ali freezer closes the job done we all pianist no no no no disponents here

please there we want a great victory this morning all right that'll be 609 or do you want me to contribute this to the strike fight

no no no no no no you might as well have it while we got it off there you go practice should organize a

kitty into the disposal hey you didn't even see him getting these on he's popping very often do you

unless you play a billiards with yourself oh cheers so i suppose you'll be getting the next round will you hey i'll mark

i'll clear them

let me think um which considering we've been living like trappist monks is quite an achievement

fine jews give me any income you like now and i'll live beyond it what are you doing then you send someone

back to krista yeah yeah a few bobby are in there i don't know mate it just seems to slip

through my fingers didn't it mind you that car doesn't help much thirty more to seven bmw

still if they always came for the worse you could always sell it i suppose must be worth a few barber

probably get five six grand for it mind you i couldn't unload it in this country could i it's still german registered and of

course there's that small matter of the old import duty which i inadvertently overlooked there's

always complications in life where it's working folks you claw your way up the cliff face there's always some bugger waiting on

the top to stomp on your finger ends probably ali frieza's turned the disc what you're going to do if you get light

off bum head for arm oh if you think so barry throw myself at the mercy of the way for the d80

remind you to toss up will give me out of time how about you you're a young lady

she won't even have me at the moment he'd like no no i'll look i'll give me business a

couple of months and uh it still don't take off i'll try one of those sunrise industries

i can't see you as a milkman barry

i'm talking about i technology jobs you know computers and you know you know all that stuff yeah with my

electrical background i should stand some chance hey i'll probably be replaced by a smidgen

of silicone with a thousand million faculties and green oxford accent

nothing can take the place of you barry thanks very much

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very nice dennis it means barrack upon tweed never struck me as your sort of tone

really ellie oh i fancied it quite a lot then his only problem was they wanted to keep him becoming part of my slot machine empire i was very smartly

showing the route south yeah cheers from virgo you and the romans was to have something coming

oh uh but the romans bottled it eventually then a sally fraser sticks around eh

come on let's go upstairs and get away thanks for this architect friend of mine

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ally i didn't know you were in england i had to come over then i heard sort of the uprising

oh dear i hope there was no unpleasantness oh no i'm more of a sort of skirmish herd lover stiff when you say dennis my big

bars and bumble and announced that engagement any minute i expect [Laughter] well then heard you must have some malt

whiskey in this expensive looking office that i'm paying for coming right up right bring the bottle over dennis and i've got a bit of

negotiating to do that's it shut sleeve order beer and sandwiches at tuc headquarters

i've got a couple of sesame seed bars if you'd like oh no thank you no she have mine for the budgie's cage

man right now either one on the agenda as a result of the case put forcibly to

me by dennis and his brothers i hereby agree to upgrade the ongoing conversion on

thornley manor i heard you still get that medium range budget on the file have you well yes but it means jumping up another

20 grand or something i can live with that can you remember that dennis has persuaded me that would be a great pity to skimp on a building

of such architectural heritage especially as there's going to be an awful lot of old deers knocking it around soon and incidentally on the subject heard

just make a note in that pad there to increase the projected fee structure for the resident gentle folk passing the

question already ellie oh damn it says if we're going to go up market we can attract a better class of pension and if you look in the latest

wills column in the daily torograph you'll see there's quite a few around with a packet stashed away i'm amazed you got him to agree to this

i will beneath that flint the exterior beats your heart of goldman don't let it get around he's also aware that if he hadn't changed his mind the

v.a.t people would have got an enormous tip off about certain unpaired taxes on the building work item two

i also hereby agree to wave my rights on the rent monies payable to me from dennis and his boys after having

squatted in my property for the past few weeks for the gold reed nugget and as for my

personal loan to dennis the terms of the debt remain the same complete the job in the

manner and we're all square i think you can see a way to writing off the interest payable on the loan which incidentally

dennis is currently running at 2 648 pound giver take a few coppers what's a catch no

catch absolutely straightforward proposition as regards your boys you keep them on

the payroll for my next project and we will be as sweet as a bun

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agreed to put some proper work in at the moment

no no he wants us to do this next job first i haven't even finished this one yet oh

in spain [Music]

yeah what the hell is this r*pe hey i knew these spaniards were a bit forward

that's a bit strong isn't it no that is repay vicky replay spanish for monkfish

fish yeah it's the right ugly little bleeder but it tastes nice just like your friend ally

anyway sometimes serve it as scampi you know tastes a bit concerned oh scum people why didn't you see a song

in the first place anywhere what did you want to see us

about do i need an excuse to invite a pretty girl to lunch um no but uh i'll expect me to have one

if he finds out oh well it's it's about this property development scheme of theirs

first i've heard of it doesn't it confide in you well of course he does it he's got

better things to tell me about in business and anyway the only property development i'm interested in is getting

where paul finished in a barbecue built let me run it down for you there are

certain members of the british community myself included who are going to have to make themselves scarce if the spanish

government alter the extradition of britain you mean criminals

anyway ali is running around offering himself as a sort of an emergency estate agent with

cash me quick written across his forehead needless to say is this sort of opportunism is ruining the status quo

ini don't live up here as well didn't look vicky all i want you to do is

whisper a few words of warning in your pillow talk to ali all right now you might save m and me a lot of

strife well all right i'll see where i can do but it's a long hard job getting them

aroused at night you know and i'm not going to spoil a good thing by whispering watch it in this yeah ah hello there malcolm how are you fine

thanks ellie how has been hot and crowded although possibly about to become a little less

crowded which may be very good news for us hitler buyers

see if he can find pamela wrestle up a pot of tea or something for us yes what

been in the wars has he lost an argument with a roof of a jaguar apparently

no it's a convertible i'll take it he didn't manage this on his own oh no no no no he was daft enough to tangle with

one of the big lads working up in the manor big block with a beard b*mber or something sounds like a good

vlog to have on your side oh well yeah they all are actually which is why i would like you to apply that

sharp legal mind of yours to the less than riveting subject of the spanish labor laws

the relation to british immigrant workers presumably correct right you know anything already no not

much except that the spanish are fairly choosy about who they're allowing to work not so choosing about who they're letting to play

so check it out let me know in detail right i'll take the spanish console onto lunch

oh no no no no you won't softly softly on this one malcolm don't want a bullfight in a china shop

no the second thing is the old folks home all right now let's tell me to have it ready in a couple of weeks i think

it's time you started organizing staff recruitment placing advertisements in things like country life and the lake all right

get a matron first and the rest later i suppose whatever

will you be sticking to thornley manor as a name i don't know don't suppose i'll let me use house of

fraser will they

oh lovely i think we might have found our matron malcolm

yeah hey we've been thrashing along the day aren't we new incentive scheme dinner sangria and

senoritas

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listen us if this trip don't come off you can bring me up there in there with him i don't think i could live with a

disappointment marbella mark bayer you've got your pick of your euro crumpet in my bag what's the g*n

there to work earn a bit of money with remember money yeah you wasted your breath

think wayne's invented a new form of currency white is for six it's crucify me in this

lads i mean hearing all this no no can't come there's no way you can get out of it abby

not necessarily dates back i mean fancy having open heart surgery at a time like this eh

i mean it's really inconsiderate isn't it it is a bit of a piss i like because we're going to need a plumber when we get out of spanish

what i mean because that's just one of the things that i haven't had cracked isn't it they playing football dude that needs to

let the death and building hotels were all the windows fit and getting all the hairs up the

back of that bacon right i mean these are just some of the things what the specs haven't mastered aren't they hey look i'm getting all fired up with

this spanish talk how about we put in a spot of practice tomorrow night with some serious strumping we could all do a bit of that hey what

about him yeah yeah i'm off the pawn she all us oh yeah i can't cut your lip

yeah good luck i'm going to whisk off the water and different front eyes

though oh bombs i didn't want your seconds made in

london yeah all right all right so uh while you sort yourselves out i'll go and consult the old guy guidebooks

for the best source of action eh in manchester up this way somewhere sure

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can i help you squire oh hello no i was just admiring the car yours is it yeah

that's right german i notice bmws normally are

no i meant the registration dhb that's the district of dusseldorf isn't it right

hey listen seniors are so bloody good at initials how about efo

don't know that one didn't think you would

look what's all this about mate the car ain't for sale all right glad to

hear it because having already avoided import duty you wouldn't want to break the law again

mr wayne winston norris custom's an exercise

you're a caesar keys please sir

the damage i've got to find about 800 quid before i can reclaim her two attention stays there you haven't

got the money presumably have you at 799 short of the mark to be honest

well uh no we're working out and for someone but again tomorrow then after the next couple of weeks with all these bonuses for finishing that

should cover it shouldn't it and i saw it i can find a money i'm just a bit annoyed with myself for getting caught out

see when i drove it through average i told him i was just a visitor didn't i well you're just a visitor on you do well

yeah yeah yeah yeah but what i mean is i should have put it in the wise now man you can't not be registered and chris

doesn't know it's too late for that then

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relax come get your money

what's up yeah boxing weird honey cheers guys yeah keep it turning

for patrick's day hey don't you go pissing up against the wall man

you never get your motor back yeah well i've got to spend a bit tonight then you begin needs servicing didn't it yeah

i think i tried to isil to somewhere and he pushed him birmingham tonight reaffirmed the truth authority to a

place what the hell is it trust that what did you ever want one for it's

a pledge of fidelity yours you know thankfulness no wonder you never heard of these

excuse me i've been fearful to my audrey i've never hunted another boiler within a month or so you know well she haven't

seen her for over a year back if she pledges gulp dolly yeah i can't go near a big

alice while she's got this art condition i mean any excitement could be dangerous for you know i thought it was all good for

the plumbers me too yeah let's be choking all right last time off are you have a nice weekend i'll see you on monday

by the way don't forget hey if you get desperate it's country west tonight tonight down in my local eh

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castle where we do some humping the difference is you're all gambling let's marry lads is on the certainties

would you be so sure and as it is about my various exploits my pending foreign

travel should probably beg me to ravish her but now i say isil now only within this

sanctity of marriage with our council and such behavior i'm going to be over there hi usually

hopefully husbands and fiances have departed it's

time for us dirty philanders to get the work you're ready right bummer's primed and ready to go

right what is it then pub disco brothel fun for me it's not a question of choice

might double under the r3 all right finish with the curry classic quarter

oh [ __ ] i forgot didn't i no wonder dennis was smurfing he didn't be stranded it must be a good time to be out out

there somewhere ah nude badger watching

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the classic quartet did you see it

on that bit overdressed aren't we listen who's talking look at this don't

look like a pog's duck that's clogged he is but a lot you know arthur i think you

may be right for once should i go through the lounge lads yes why not it's supposed to be a big night

out after all ah yeah before paint all then sling them next door i think i don't want my lunchbox i was upset

you may be smartly dressed but you're still a lot of jobs

oh this is much more handy yeah there's some bright ranching goings on here at the weekend eh dragon yeah black witches

caverns human sacrifices how about volunteering young man just get two more paints on the ball oh

listen here the answer to the question how about no no listen come here hold organa we're getting sexy india

yeah who do we have to talk to what if what do you refer to occurs in this village it occurs within the

confines of the home between consenting adults invariably married couples and invariably of the

opposite sex our wife swapping the name of the game right well that'll do you so i'll

just tell how to get started on that because we're in the same boat as you see you know what i mean radarless horses i think you're in for a big disappointment

here tonight shiny reason we're here offer

yeah lads i'll make the best of these if i were you they look like they've been highlighted in the evening yeah you think they'd

have a young farmer's dance or something going on wouldn't you you struck country wenches and daily colored frogs i don't do b*mber

probably all gone into town looking for real fast building workers

can i stop any other man can we travel up that bloody well this bit stuck to one wheels yeah could

always nip down across keys try and pull a couple of the enemies yeah i got no chance dare we

why not huh we got style we got chat we got money just the same as them you know yes

but you see one of the disadvantages of wood having a more equal society is

that the tops cannot find any real peasants to shaft anymore you see know what i mean

you see in the old days it was already in the days of the the game keepers and colliers say it was the attraction of opposites

what what did it say but no i mean us will travel the world haven't we you

know myself employed i mean more sophisticated blocks us you know

anyone wants some pork scratchings

kevin wants uh hill street clothes record no more that's all right yes just leave them in portsmouth i'll do

them later poor couple of brownies here i don't want any more to drink dennis

hey when i was a kid you know she spent my sunday mornings either playing football or on church parade

where the boys were geared nobody is they come straight downstairs from the bedrooms and they watch sex and

violence on the telly i blame the parents myself

dennis i don't want to start nagging you but you're putting the drink away these days is there something bothering you

when i'm wearing the donut helps us relax

anyway hey i was reading this article in the journal yeah it said there drinkers were less likely to have heart

attacks than those who didn't drink you always write all along

did never mention our little chat to you told you in the week what chat's that about ali fraser and

money i uh he mentioned it so i put his mind at rest huh

hey you know ali is trying to get us all to spend for this next job by choice is it

look normal once and for all i'm straight with ali fraser right by the time we're finished at the moment

we'll complete this spanish work that's probably the end of our relationship probably well look man if he keeps

coming up with work for me and the rest of the lads we'll kind of keep turning it down can we i mean i kind of know the job sent hence

here oh uh we've been offered to work but we didn't fancy that have you got anything dennis

just look me straight in the eye and tell me you're doing to wally phrase that money hell no what is this a spanish

inquisition no no i just want to know well it's none of your business pets oh isn't it and yet it is my business when

you want a place to stay or to bring your kids for your weekend or a place for your bloody mates to dust

in that's my business look if you want to help me dennis you're going to have to be straight with

it i am straight with you well that's not what i'm hearing around the doors well if it's only bloody gossip that's

getting on your nerves why don't you bloody move man look dennis you don't seem to understand

we are family it doesn't matter how far you travel or how old you get you're still

my little brother and i care about you

how much do you owe six grand what six

thousand pounds tennis oh no it's not as bad as our lap and half

the country's in debt are living off credits there's not much difference between ali frieza and access gods

except he's got the power to make you do what he wants look norma i'm only a brickie i'm only

building a house for him i'm i'm not a contracted k*ller or something i've told you once we finish this

spanish work i'll be in the clear that's the deal i promise i'll be off the hook

within three months honest

would i lie to me big sister huh known to hide not get when she phoned out

oh go on i think i'll have that brandy

hello hello gin and tonic please how are you long time no see well i've

been tied to the house while tim's been working so hard oh he's not coming in tonight no won't be back till 10 but i couldn't face

another item with a telly so thought i'd put my glam rags on and have an hour in the pub oh it's nice to see

you again yeah she hurt the boy well that's handsome all right

yeah wow very tasty bit out of your league though then again what isn't hey you

no i've got this i've got this thing about all the women but there can't be many left there for

blokes of your years why don't you stay on at the matter when it opens it's an home you could really fill your boots then

i've told you haven't i no you're not just i just think there's

something really uh exciting about a wifey with a few years experience under our belt you know what

i mean but who still looks like a tiny bit of tackle just uh oohs and charm and sensuality of your

league you know what i mean it must come from watching alan simi signora films when i

was a band you know very impressionable similar to you oh mark you have missed out in life i've never heard of her

either no right well then it's doing a minion situation i saw first

right see him again is it hi yeah didn't you get the last one if i thought i'd hear him crippling with

that

oh that's all right you've got to get served haven't you bye

four more paints here and uh and a drink for the lady i think oh that's very kind but no

no no well where can it be really nice sniffing that one but cut it on i hadn't really looked at it that way

to be honest no what do you want a drink

perhaps another g and t then great gene t did you get that all that i heard well

g*n get it then hey what an old toss body isn't he all that well actually

this has been my local for nearly eight years now oh but i agree he can be a little grumpy

ah you can't connie he seems to be doing all right yeah he's steaming along and he do you live

around here i thornley manor you i don't even know what it like no i i'm working up there you see built

self-employed builder made my colleagues with renovations there we are is this man annoying here

mrs chatelain no i was just about to ask him if he'd be interested in helping with a few

personal garage tim's useless with his hands as you know tim's the lady's husband

right well yes of course if there's anything i can do yes i'll be happy to try and could you

manage monday well uh one year uh

well i'd have to consult my colleagues but i think it would be all right i don't know i'll just have a little word with them hey he's coming

back must have been elbowed can you not believe what's happening with people she only wants us to can run

there on monday they say out there take me to a bag in there do a bit of work on our garage

nice straight straight never happened to room with the top one yeah but that was a film wasn't it i mean this is reality

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a man of my age with various opportunities at my command like i

can't wait for one woman forever you know i mean the other day

me and the fellas like had this elemental confrontation with well

i suppose evil you might call it all we fight up to rampant uncaring

capitalism and brought into account forced it to come to terms with our

failings experience like that can change a man make him more sure of himself make him

less willing to be put up with being treated badly like

oh i suppose what i'm trying to say is

is that i want a decision from you as to whether you're going to be my wife or not yay or no

otherwise it'll be time for me to pack up my bags and move on down the highway i like

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uh oh do you want a biscuit with this berry oh no thanks no still stodge

that was a lovely meal barry thank you oh it's all right kids i'll concentrate yeah can i try it

black or white um well i don't mind really either

still the same old indecisive barry what's an ah grabbed that whiter an odds and he

bought me avocado vinegar and said about the cordon prunes steep top

so when will he be off to spain then a couple of weeks i think yeah after we

finish at the manor i'll bet you'll have a lovely time

oh yeah it's not just a working relationship with sleds of god no no it's it's more than that it's a

stronger bond this friendship falls in adversity of we play all and we work on but we do it all

together together and wherever we going after that well i i thought i'd come back here like

you know i'm trying to sort things out between me and

you oh look i'm sorry barrier i find this rather difficult to say to your butt

i think i still need a bit more time you know to come to terms with the idea of well marriage i so look i don't want to push

him to any corners like so um

i'll leave it to you right to tell me whether he falls or what

bless you gary you're so understanding

wakey wakey rises shine morning tea saved

a cup of tea oh moxie man i was just about to crunch me up the relationship with mrs chapley there

sorry we're lying on this beach somewhere rolling the button this serve oh and she

was making these ecstatic morning noises cause you fixed

her garage yeah and you're tall brags drifting out to sea

you got no essential rule man's you look man romance sheer bloody carnal lost more life

there's nothing wrong with that man moxie this will go around oh i hope you'll imagine he feels the same way

actually she's already put that sort of thing wrong i think she realizes that she's going to

give a bloke like me a little you know if she wants to have one

thought you were supposed to be asleep anyway just talking you know business

hello kevin is here at the floor he said you're shouting about money no shelter

oh yeah i'll just put this book away what's up dad there's nothing wrong with

people no it's all right just don't lead you over there she happens to be the way one of the nut cases i work with

remember oz you particularly want to talk to her that's all

thought it was you hello marjorie oh this must be one of your bands is it hi

it's angela uh how seviera well uh we'll split up again actually oh

okay so i'm sorry even after you left some nice german last night all right well that's

all in the past no mortgage you know haven't heard from us have you no not

really wanted you last year from them oh why he sent us a postcard from the falklands no

stamp of course ah god knows where he is now although i did hear his back in england

lake you've no idea where have you well shouldn't you know more about that than me margie i'll be the last one to

hear pet no anyway if he does get in touch with you will you attempt to get in touch with me

i've got some good news for him oh that'll cheer him up if i do come across him like what's the

good news i'm divorcing the sword [Music]

folding gold then hazel yeah yeah sort of like narrowed it down

a bit anyway two alternatives 1988 or 89.

so she has said yes yeah yeah oh it's all over gave an ultimatum

didn't i said you decide to marry me after i've come back from spain otherwise i'll hang myself she responded

that quite favorably i mean in what lake well she said um

he said that she might marry me if i didn't hang myself but um

she definitely wouldn't if i did if i didn't know seems fair funny you know i mean

forgive us my sound a bit harsh yes soon but in my opinion you've made a r*pe bollocks of this relationship with your

boiler oh thank you great wise one what was that supposed to do you shouldn't hear the lord dude my

brain really on you know you know the way you deal with now searching terrorize little b*stards when

they're puppies and then when they get older you get their beef from them i mean you know your cattle don't you because even

if she does turn you in the tire they're not mario which i've got my daughter with there's going to come a time in later years where she's going to turn

runes against your right old savage and take my word for it not only is that offensive to women in

general am i eyes and in particular because i like a piggy garbage you turn complex zooming relationships

into bloody crufts for clear writing a substitute barbara

woodhouse i know what i'm talking about ah no he has exactly what i'm talking about here no take navalia

he's just been there for the weekend right and i'll bet you're putting up a penny there last has adam washing cleaning cooking airing in the whole

nine yards classic case of the teal wagon the dog what's he on about two out to end in a

woman osborne store

why no outside in private and private

right what shut the door before i've got any secrets from anybody just shut the

door man right door shut what do you want yeah

i bumped into your margie in newcastle this morning you haven't told me where i was of you no no no of course not yeah she wants you

to get in touch no way you know i'm one of you no not exactly she wants a divorce

divorce from me hey who else man

i've made divorce i mean uh i mean onward groans well i don't know

adultery desertion mental cruelty quite a few to choose from you know isn't it i should probably just waiting

on because i haven't seen up on a whale man i'll give it a bit of slaughter when we're down a new castle that i was taser more

i'm just here at the body there run the waves very similar to underdog just the pretty one license because

they're a lot more

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well now come to the kitchen

would you like some coffee or something stronger perhaps

i'll just tell what you're having that's all right well let's see now it's gone 12 i think

we could manage a gin and tonic don't you top of the bill all right can i put these dunya anywhere

great lovely place you've got do you mind you forget what proper losers look like

yeah the amount of time we've been dusting in that dory old man dude i bought it eight years ago mind you we've done a lot of work on it since

oh well you can see that it's for me i thought you said he wasn't very good with his hands that husband

well he isn't but he's very good at giving money to people who are oh

that's all right cheers yes please are you

um married oz well i wasn't until last night but

apparently there's a divorce in the post oh dear sorry

right harriet it's worse things happening in china i suppose

great i'm gonna get started on this college than honor no rash isn't it well i told the lads i'd be back to work

this afternoon league and it may look a bit dodgy if the husband comes back and i'm here i mean

he's only just left actually noon till 8 he's on today so there's plenty of time

right right well where's this garage

what garage

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[Applause] [Music] i thought you said you weren't a speed

freak oh it's not bad wayne you know i mean you could have built a garage in that time never mind repaired one

well i hope you don't expect to be paid for this afternoon just pause a cup of tea with you come on

then blow by blower count now the boy looks wrecked she's certainly taking it out of him

unbelievable it's the only word for it i mean if i told you you wouldn't believe it so

yeah well we might not see a chance really come on

well you know what we're seeing in the ball here they need to put uh older women and experience experiencing all that beef

dee dee this one this one makes similarly signal it look like shirley temple that one

well it doesn't mean no to me i've never seen either of them well i'll try and put another way you

obviously did you know when footballers get to a certain age they've got to slow that game doing

you know but they seem to get to be better players because of experience you know like johnny jails leads an error

i feel like i've been playing with somebody like him on 80 minutes or something well it's funny you should mention that

about football as us was the only older woman i ever that'd look like billy bremner

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that looks very impressive from the drive dennis i'll let you see it from the inside man here we go there's a little refreshment

to celebrate completion i hope you noticed that it's spanish i don't know good luck just put us in the

mood spreading something a bit more solid you know what i'm saying

hey dennis share that on your boys

oh great cheers hey let's get my beloved motor out huh

can i borrow your van then

make sure he doesn't spend his finishing bonus on the way across why me like because we've spent two

months charting this place up i don't want a lunatic like you an air pissed oh no i'm not going i'm still the gaffer

to a good g*n

probably be in a joyride minute man check the club before you go a minute

i'll come in with i'll tell them i'm your legal advisor

right shouldn't take long to notice you have the full amount with you i presume of course

there it is it's in pounds though not deutsche mike is that right somebody no need for any sarcasm thank you sir

there's no you need a [ __ ] advantage i have to check it sir just in case you didn't know too much

hey listen as soon as i've paid you up in full i don't think you can tell me you shocked me can you

certainly not that's privileged information yeah i thought it might be

i was just looking at the photograph lovely lady who is it you know that happens to be my wife sir

very attractive wouldn't you say so us what oh yes uh-huh not my cup of chili but

uh teddy bear tackle right i'll get you a receipt mr norris

won't take a minute

well i declare as they say in the trade can you believe it it's ironic really

isn't it what do you think about it if you hadn't enoughed your car i wanted to knob to his wife well it's poetic justice

that's what i call it yeah talking to justice right you keep dog eye because i want to check

out who shot me

out there

dear sir acting on information received from a mr arthur pringle of the barley marlin hey

tringle now that will be that old b*stard

hello arthur yes this is uh wayne winston norris with your early morning

call is this your idea of a joke you gretchen

no no no no no i'm not joking because i know you ain't got a sense of humor see look while we're ringing is to say

bye-bye because we're off elsewhere you see and to tell you about the little going away present we've left you

now look if you care to look outside your front door

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yes i started a while ago just strange

boy we made such a [Music] [Applause]

[Music] i laughed crazy off

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different reasons left us leaving splitting up and going on solo chasing

circles and getting nowhere longing for the way we were

chances of taking all the blame with the

boys again

you