04x04 - Moonlighting

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[Music] i have something for you

not really don't worry it won't involve computer hacking poisoning the water supply or assassination

you look quite tasty or slippery and wet oh man you can't go on den for everything why do you have to

make everything a major drama of us huh it does remember from the british embassy

oh yes of course you're not gonna find any peace of mind until you choose a path and stick to it

those two asian guys ringside the one on the right is called michael [ __ ]

and you're going to be his new best friend he's passionate about manchester united

hola hello i'm sorry i'm leaving me the rest of my family [Music]

so much furthermore she's a bit dodgy rooney just around the corner i think it's not a knocking shot is it

because if it is we'll better leave never tight to sports and events it's not

[ __ ] fight is it my dog's ripping each other's throats out no i couldn't get tickets for that

so what's the bloody mystery then it's the surprise you could get a bet on you know like the

ggs you never know good luck following wins might make a few bob this is it

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that's a guinea pig [Applause] what's going on buggery bummer knows

yeah we're all up for a bit of a floater angel hey lads come on

now i've seen everything [Applause]

cheaper to chain at all you reckon it might catch on back oh yeah channel five might cover it

i think it's fixed me i mean i never went to number yet all night i should know i was betting on well how

would you dope a guinea pig i dropper you ain't well as much as i hear the term yours away from this

stimulated conversation what is this yours amigo see you mate where's he

leaving probably millionaires nah he's off to see his tiny dancer third night in a row

i don't know what to think and talk about me i mean always knows as much about bali is she

does it would prickly make a good sign for the film though wouldn't it the bricklayer and the ballerina an

impossible romance set against the heady sensuality of old

i'm havanese should we get a coffee or do you want to go trophy or my mother has made dinner all

right okay is that right yes yeah it's just you know there's a

lot of people at your house isn't that not much chance of a snog on the silver

sometimes i still don't understand what you say it's probably just as welcome

he's from the embassy annie no idea he just gave you the knot

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right it is yeah bit of a smoothie by the looks of it

smooth enough to pull a lot of talent like suffering

thanks i've already got one i just wondered if you were here because of me no no i'm here because of her but i

don't know what you're doing here you'd be better off down at el castillo oh is that where that chinese lad hangs

out come on neville start making it your local i want some

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oh you're getting your fighter under the table aren't you oh try with them live there man andy's

cousins burns what's that place like

oh the usual deal in havana you know beautiful old house fallen pieces i passed it good on the stairs

was i just say the mother was a doctor or something hi that's all i see him here isn't it

i'll get paid to see him walk i'm not communist as well you know us but there's something inspiring about

cuba's egalitarianism they've had their revolution i believe in it and i've stuck to that for life

ah that's all right till your roof starts leaking and you haven't got a bread for to fix it i'll surprise what magic palace about is

the fact that every other roof in the street is laking so you could have the envy factor what

would make a palatable body as if me and a few of my pals fixed it up with them

in my spare time you read the pamphlet what pamphlet the one the embassy gave

out to us when we came here goes and dance oh i couldn't be our stream nut

well if you add in the same but moonlighting is a definite don't

what are you saying like you're not wanting to help us no i'm not saying that i'm just you know what do you know this is not making some

trivial thing for me i really want to try and help ophelia you know

you got it bad haven't you

bye huh i've never known like this before

when i see her i get all tongue-tied me shivers doing me neck and

sweaty palms well those symptoms you described could be one of two things

it's either that mongolian fluid was going around last year oh you're in love

well let's hope it's the floor you can get a job for that oh

yes tatiana had very much the same effect on my palpitations shortness of breath

followed by a rapid immunization with my bank account it's not physical good yet you know

between one just walks in the park holy handies all this shopping [ __ ] how old is she

30 odd and you're older yeah well sure what look at me

little douglas you should have simply desire infatuation

and a desperate longing for the unattainable she's not unattainable i just had rice

and beans with a granny

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so uh has been going okay what you've been up to

this and that how about yourself you know nothing else started let me go cheers

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so um you have go to the social media yeah yeah maybe

maybe i'll see you there cool [Music] so ask us replacement took second kuala

lumpur so it still might be a wee while before we get someone out here well now we're on as you can see like

you'll have to spend a bit more time off-site dennis supplies permits architects

understood look i know these boys are your pals but

you're not the former now or that partner you're the head honcho that gonna be a

problem i don't see why it's a bit dodgy you know and start making stuff off the site no

we don't have to we're going to recycle you are you know all our gear was ripped over this place

the bricks and tails and timber and such and that new bath will fit into it

nobody's going to miss it hold on hold on sure can you clear this with dennis

why should i huh look all i'm trying to do is to improve

the living conditions for a cuban family it's a decent thing to do

is it not i can't argue with that yep you've been seeing a lot of this

ballerina haven't you i should what about them

just such a strange mix that's all you and a bit like beauty and the beast

noble

malcolm yeah i bought one for you nev brenda's latest

and uh one for you then but me

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what time is it caught where's everybody i think ryman's got a

date neil's went off in a pickup oh that's nice nobody asked me if i want

a g*n for a drink what i don't know that they have well whenever you ever not

surprised you're not with him oh there's something i've got to do oh

just something personal you know you say not true huh why do you assume

that everybody knows it man there's somewhat evidence

i tell you what you're right cagey bugger these days you're always creeping

off somewhere what's the last 10 million you want to paint again

oh i'm sorry

you feeling the cold what do you mean wait a jacket man it's stifling in here

it's even hotter right there yeah i with the the club i'm going though it's got air con you know

can get very chilly oh clubbing is it that's a good one to tell brenda and the

girls there next time you're right away but i'm not cheating on brenda

and none of my business look i've got to go

if you'll k*ll me me i i'm just gonna have a knight in front of the telly

before i had a tilly

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you want to fix this place up see what it needs is total structural stabilization

it's only the top two floors man

i'm going to look everything up three flights

these are my amigos senor moxie

very pleased to meet you yes i'm very much looking forward to seeing you perform actually yeah

on stated is it i've always been rather partial to the bad eye ghost for all of us well what i thought

i would do is show the lads what needs to do and uh no no first please do it uh sorry my dear we've already had a bite

then you must eat again to say thank you for what you do it's important my family show

hospitality food is all we can offer so it makes us very happy if you share with us

so what's on the menu well my mother has made for you rice and beans that'll be a change

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oh

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english yeah so you see every game huh oh never miss i love this team since i'm

little in shanghai people go insane for manu still the greatest team in the etl

not quite where they were a few years ago pixie's still great i love those guys i love the whole team

i'm michael neville hey neville bring your beer come meet my friends come on

forgive me sir bobby for i have sinned

it's heavy max don't let it swing i'll try not to but you can't argue with nature can you

get right [Music]

shower's free dad great i i take it now if i were you before the

hot water runs out

great

heavy [Music]

are you off to date i'm seeing that girl from the embassy which one tina you know scottish

where's everybody else i don't know they went off somewhere

there seems to be a concerted effort around here to avoid me hey i'm not middle management

you know not from me then i'll go out with you in a flash only tina's got nice and

knockers look there

i had a letter from your mother yeah i thought i recognized the writing

yeah she's talking about coming out here yeah she said the same thing to me

that's all i need you know the thing is i think she's coming to see both of us you know well i mean i should be

flattered but well you see she's not exactly my speed you know i'm not i'm not saying she's

pushy it's just she's in your face then i know puts it all out there and she's very impulsive well

i've done nothing to encourage this that ain't going to stop chrissy

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so this is called um this foofo is this looks very nice what exactly is fufu

it's um green bananas mashed into a paste ah pretty thick if we run out of plaster

we can always use food food on the walls just a joke

you know i don't think i've seen a potato since i've got to keep

my brother would like to talk to you please you go next door i'm a cafe for everyone

are you familiar with santeria might have heard the word not sure

it's a religion born in cuba the cult of the saints right

a bit like voodoo is it would that frighten you yeah i might get a bit edgy if i thought

you were sticking pins in her os doll cause i'm seeing your sister like put it this because of a failure that we

should talk sit down please

thank you lean forward

you

give me your hands together

shake them like this put one in each hand right

the shells tell me you take trips to many countries you're in good health

that you have trouble with your temper you should eat jam for breakfast are you

a doctor or a fortune teller santeria reveal many things it would not be good for a failure to be

with someone who will drown next week well that's not undercurrent happily

not

uh which doctor he's the priest compared to him i am a

novice right well uh thanks very much road very interesting jam of breakfast right

[Music] i have an idea i have something for you

yeah yeah yeah no no i insist

i see he looks much better on you than me it's yours what a friend he gives you the shirt off

his back [Music] he's falling behind dennis

hardly the whole embassy brass will be coming down here the week after next and they'll expect to see what they

expect to see they will i'll guarantee it you're gonna have to bear down

keep your foot on the gas i tell every team that comes here the

same it's a great job but if you screw up there's a stack of people waiting to

take your place you get it okay

that whole roof section should have been finished by yesterday i mean what's the matter with y'all

y'all look knackered sad grafton really yeah i've seen precious little hard graft today

so where were y'all last night then we were in the old town

am i keeping you up never excuse me you'll look like you tied one on an hour

last night well it wasn't bloodhead then what we all do in our spare time

has got nothing to do with you it's everything to do with me if it affects the work you look like a bunch of bloody zombies

man a lot of you

this came for you in the diplomatic

pouch

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so you should keep this it has powers

it will protect you do i need protection

oh yes against what oh bad spirits who have angered the

saints huh thank you

i feel your granny gave me this she smokes about three a day

well if it hasn't k*lled her yet you should be all right you should join one of them clubs when

you go out [ __ ] ups well then fancy cigar clubs

you know where you get to keep your own private stock in your own private terminal human draw you nitwit you are

you keep cigars in a humor door the thermadors are there sure what it is actually

something to do with lobster lobster therma do i i took brenda at the godly park for w*r

anniversary that's what she ordered 24 pundit cost this is 1997

still a bit of memory isn't it

i've been going through the inventory with gary turnbull and on that subject there seems to be a

few things going missing from the site like what a bath for starters

who'd want that i don't think timber tails nails do you think i'm stupid

you think i don't know something's going on huh i mean every night you come home late in

your work clothes covered in crap you haven't been to this school have you are playing roulette with

hamsters then i don't know nothing about this mate no well let's not do

the moonlighting it's none of your business how can you say that look it's me that's getting the flax since

trasca left and if he embassy getting to know about this there's no reason why they should is

that huh unless you go and jack into them or as you find an attitude problem with me

since we got off the plane i mean is this what it's all about is this your latest way of getting up my nose

we've been doing a good turn dennis giving back to the community helping a

poor cuban family we don't get paired to help cuban families

who is it um don't you think should tell him us

oh it's a master's family is it the ballerina well what if it is

dennis we're all in this well boxy are mean it does seem the right

thing to do they're good people they're out there

maybe it's just a boring old boss who wants to keep quoting the rule book but i'll tell you what this type of behavior is specifically

reporting and you'll put a stop to it unless you're hell bent on [ __ ] in this gig

meeting there's a bit of a problem with my

amigos working on your house but i will come over

i'll finish what we've started i will miss your friends my brother too

yeah he's an odd one isn't he your raul i wonder how he rates me what do you

mean you know all our jigglypuff is being done with the shells and such

he's trying to find out whether i'm good enough for you what do

you think i think it's time i told you the truth

i was in jail once stupid thing i got drunk had a fight stupid

did me time like dessert but i've turned my lip around now i'm a

different man

it's good you tell me yeah

well i certainly feel better now that i have done

what about you any guilty secrets no my whole life has been one thing

dance but since i am nina hello like since you're a band email for

25 years almost every day i am at the bar well we've got that in common

the bar what about boyfriends there was one who

was very special but he went to live in america

did you not want to go with him i will miss my family my heart is in

cuba i was somewhere else my heart my um

my diet

what are you doing man oh sorry i was just wondering whether i should wear this

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some simon give it to me it's um it's meant to ward off evil spirits

it's supposed to be something that they're gonna need warded off in the future what's yemen why was the failures

brother actually strange black i mean he's friendly enough but um

yeah he's a bit sinister yeah you don't want to be listening to all that stuff man

yeah i wish i hadn't i went to a science in edgeboston once

i was trying to contact me granny why well we wanted to find out where

she'd left the key to this this old trunk in the attic oh blimey good out there quick enough

mate tea cups and sauces flying all over the place

let's drive into a concrete lizard otherwise i'm huh

nice

mr

listen then this work on the girl's house oz isn't doing it to piss you off you

know to book your authority he's doing a little impression totty you know that man

no he's serious look look at that picture behind you

under the shirt there to the right look at his face

must admit he looks a bit moonstruck oh he is

he tells me things in confidence which i would never normally break but

i think we might be talking about the l word here

or us huh i don't think anything like that has ever happened to him before

in fact it might be the most important thing that's ever happened in his life i really believe that

you're older than me you must have seen vintage team best law children every week

incredible i used to go on me dad i always had a drink in the pool first

we walked down to the ground with a crowd hear the chance feeling the buzz

all right magic he waited she says what what what was stood in them tears

at the stretch then you live in manchester no no no newcastle put me down was from there

newcastle not bad too but for a long time now no silver in cupboard hey i have

something for you you gave maria your shirt you gave me tape now i give you something special of mine

ah it's brilliant it's historic

hey where were you that night what night that night the night the night

that night oh what a night what happened that night

we beat bayern munich in barcelona ah they're two jammie calls in stoppage

time don't know that word it means brilliant all right we win the triple

it was a jammy evening the cl*max of a jammy season ah salute

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is

excuse me you speak

my english here i'd like to get more involved in this you want to start on game roulette

this happens to you to both of you oh no you misunderstand no

i want to become an owner you know have my own thought of red raise them and then maybe breed them one

day breathe yeah you know

do you stay cuba river all right

you paid us dollars no problem [Applause]

i talked

uh you know that guy we saw at the bar one you work with who neville yeah neville

i think he's got something going on with tarquin pierce who's that what's in the embassy good looking block

thinks he's god's gift oh that one yeah i think i know the dude yeah he spoke to never in a bar the

other night he's called him on a mobile a couple of times it's not brookie's name is it tarquin

[Music] seems a bit posh for nibs company out of four hi well that's why i mention it so what

does he do at the embassy though that's what we'd all like to know pressly is unofficially

actually all he does is try and shag every girl in the building including you well

as we say in diplomatic circles i can barely confirm

what

yeah just want a quiet word you know well before you start with your quiet

word i have to tell you this i'm still fixing up ophelia's place right and i'm paying for materials in my own pocket

and i'm still giving a hundred percent here during the day right you always do ah what said you always do

is this not a bulletin how long is it going to take you to finish up

on my own well i don't know about a week what if we're all mocked in the world team follower that's what i'm

saying a couple of days three at the most

right i'll tell you what we'll do right we'll work right through the weekend then that's it finito we're out of there

the embassy want a court wind

why what why are you offering to do this because

i'm sick of being out on a limb you know me in one corner the rest of you somewhere else

and i've come to realize this situation with a girl well it's very important here isn't it

i didn't ask to take trusk's place you know and you made us from way back

you seen we'll forgot that lee

i did dinner we'll k*ll them ah

all right

what

about last night oh yeah yeah listen if you're referring to tina and me i can

either confirm or deny you no no no i mean when you saw me at the bar oh yeah yeah with your uh oriental

buddies who are they there well they're just you know like drinking meat you're making a lot of new

mates out here and you're like that poser talking what do you mean uh nothing man just

something tina said you're not on the uh turnout you know don't be ridiculous

what's this about what oh all right i'd say you didn't mention the lads

about what i was wearing what are you talking about you don't notice the

shirt the hat on did you notice the shirt i had her no

well there you go then

in your mouth well i have for you something

look at their [ __ ] is this the look of a champion or what

i like michael are these friends they're cunning people good no it's not good because i don't

like lying apart from the sick and deception about being a man you fan

now i'm telling lies about me dad you're fabricating a whole background for myself shortly

legend is the term le carre uses

have you been to michael's apartment yet once that's where we'll watch that video

i'll keep them coming get familiar with this place oh and i got him another present

here republican mancunia where'd he get that footymad.com

maybe you can hang at his place at the weekend can't booked all weekend doing what something with the lads

you don't need to know

very pleased to meet you pleasure's my pet please you must be my brother

hello this is dennis nice to meet you

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got it hi

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my grandfather was there in the streets of havana new year's eve 1958. what the night of

the revolution is in godfather 2 remember cantaloupe

it means mama they are from the hills i've heard the story many times since i am little

i must have been some part i bet he got his leg over that night that they all said i'd love to have been

a liberator marching down from the hills with me bury your machine g*n all them beds with their flashing guys

they'd have got my banzalero off in a second i can tell you moxie what he's telling the story he was

there come machete

or they chopped people's heads off no their heads are [ __ ] meters ah why did you do that because the money

in them was supposed to go to the port everyone knew went to batista

three days later fidel arrived and when he spoke to the people they

released thousands of white dogs and one of them flies down and settles on his shoulder

a very symbolic i should imagine oh yes because the dog is very special in santeria oh i see

so the people has seen it as a sign that the gods have chosen fidel

must have been a magnificent moment sir birth of a nation i sure oh hey lads

raul here has kindly cleared it for us to visit this santeria fiesta tomorrow afternoon

bye we have a thank you for us doing the work on the house uh we should be done by then like we're not for that

hey cuban knees up too right you should bring gifts for the babalao

what he's like the high priest he likes best havana glue the

seven-year-old don't we all

thanks for making this happen god i just wish i could remember all

indians you're beautiful girl man isn't she no what's your season a load mo float like melee neither do i

hey well lads listen this thing remember ophelia says that visit i shouldn't wear black harley

why is that because some of them go into a trance and if them see somebody declared in black i can't think that's

the same of the devil apparently on way to know what can i wear black i can't wear

weight that's newcastle united's colors one i don't think i'm going to like this trilogy

trance for summer funnily dear brenda we don't have to tell you

this but you're never become a zombie

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hey this isn't like black magic or anything is it no no raul says there's em what does g*n important like but

not this one i read about it last night essentially the religion's a blend between roman catholicism and west

african americans is brought to the caribbean by the sl*ves what's animism well the belief that rocks stones

natural objects like trees have souls fancy that was brought to the cv

oh wait hey man we are special guests you know who had to pull strings for to get we're in all right but if they start

sacrificing chickens i'm gone

foreign

oh

foreign

thank you

what is it well it tastes of orange there's something else yes you get the

aftertaste first

gracious tell your friends to be careful with the

food some of it is um poison poison

maybe i use wrong word special herbs are you mean spiked

what are they doing now they're calling the dead

if your granny turns up you can ask her where she

guys i've just found out what we're there's rum in drinking isn't there yeah

toasted corn orange and the blood of a goat

is possessed by the spirit of a dead man from ancient times fascinating

i don't know there's language something in africa

for protection

sometimes

comfortable in there you know me i don't mind you when it comes to spiritual stuff well that's what attracted me to arizona

i was a bit bizarre obama's thinking i know what you mean it's a bit like knight of the living dead

i don't feel your fears into as much as her brother oh no she's not

he's a lovely lady hi barry i love the traffic lights here look at

the way they sparkle and glitter like a lot of skype for colors

there's no tropic lights in this street buddy this is all grey gold purple

blue i love the butterflies sir there's no bloody butterflies there's millions of them their wings

sparkling with iridescent wait a minute did you eat anything back there

oh he's tripping he's tripping on me now if he skips the wheel give us the wheels

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neville you're on the loose come have a drink i don't want a drink man consuela has a

sister it's one of the lads had an accident buried taylor and they've got him in the nick but he's

been there three hours well it's not unusual with you chaps is it you get pissed get into fights sleeping over inside

it was nothing late that man it was a traffic accident i thought you could make a few calls

pull a few strings you're the one that's meant to have the pull around here so why don't you try

and prove it absolutely i'm onto it

not with you no

they wouldn't let you see them no they let gary turn to see him some bird

from the embassy was gonna interpret like you know

well what gonna be taking so long where he's giving statements you're not being processed all that he's a british subject with the

oed that must mean something no it's not as simple as that bummer you see

traffic accidents that result in the injury or death of third parties are treated in cuba as

a crime now i'm quoting from the book yeah yeah but no one was seriously yet were they

well the fruit seller broke his leg didn't he he seemed more concerned about the state of his mangoes

well at least we can square him away come over there no that's not the point man see under

cuban law right and i'm quoting again right they can detain barry until they've concluded all of their enquiries

stays our view all over again isn't it what do you mean well barry inside

arizona some petersburg and now havana he could write a good jail guys hey

moxie this isn't a laughing mother you know i'm not laughing just to touch a gallows human so wait a minute dennis

these inquiries how long do they take as a rule it could be weeks months

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