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01x01 - Malibu Timmy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Timmy the Tooth". Aired: April 3, 1994 – January 15, 1995.*
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Show was about the adventures of a talking tooth named Timmy and all his friends of Flossmore Valley as they went on adventures using their imaginations, which would usually have Timmy thwarting bad guys like the Cavity Goon and Miss Sweety or the Gingivitis g*ng.

01x01 - Malibu Timmy

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Kellogg's Rice Krispies Salutes Snap,

Crackle and Pop. America's host Love

Trio. Hey, Pop here.

I've got a better idea. Let's skip those

other two guys for now and go to the

wonderful world of pop before I became a

handsome spokesperson. My career was all

over the map. I was a pilot,

world famous painter, a professional

athlete, aerobics instructor, deep

sea explorer, and quiz show

contestant. What's a loud way to start

your day?A robin with a bullhorn. No.

The answer is Kellogg's Rice Krispies,

the loud, noisy cereal to put snap,

crackle, pop into your complete

breakfast. Chirp.

What's a smart thing to have before

school in the morning?Have an excuse not

to go. The answer

is breakfast with Kellogg's Rice Krispies

cereal. That great tasting snap, crackle,

and pop wakes up your brain. Nothing. You

shouldn't go to school. I mean, you

should always go to school. We just make.

How do you get your little brothers or

sisters to leave you alone at breakfast?

Inflatable PJ's.

The answer is Kellogg's Rice Krispies.

That groovy snap, crackle, and pop will

send them into orbit. What?

Gee, that was fun! And now, part

two, where I started out as a-- Hey, Pop,

I've got a better idea. And now,

Kellogg's Rice Krispies is proud to

present the Adventures of Timmy the

Tooth! Hey,

come on, everybody!

Timmy and all his friends are back in

three new videos that children will love.

The Adventures of Timmy the Two,

Malibu Timmy, Lost My Brush

and Spooky 2. Timmy, his pal

Brush Brush and all their friends are

always on exciting and entertaining

adventures. But watch out for the Cavity

Goon. You never know what he has up his

sleeve. We're being watched. Filled with

lovable stories and magical music, The

Adventures of Timmy the Tooth is sure to

brighten up even the cloudiest day.

So if you love fun and adventure, who's

with me?You're going to love The

Adventures of Timmy the Tooth. Join

Timmy in his three new adventures, Malibu

Timmy, Lost My Brush and

Spooky Tooth. And don't forget the

three premiere episodes. Timmy in Space,

Operation Secret Birthday Surprise and

Moller Island. Collect all six in

durable plastic packaging. The Adventures

of Timmy the Tooth, where imagination is

your passport to adventure only from

MCA Universal Home Video.

I love adventure

Nothing's better to me Than

a journey down to the ocean

Or a close encounter with a dinosaur

Oh, I love adventure

Hope you're ready to see We're

on a roll again Rare to go again

I love

adventure

We'll slip and slide With a zippy

sound! Go loop de loop in my moon,

yee-haw! Sailing into the sun

Hope you wanna have fun

Hey, come on, everybody! I

love adventure Nothing's better to

me Than it turned me down

to the ocean floor Or a closing master

with a dinosaur Oh, I love

Adventure.

Shine.

Smile.

Say, where you fellas going?

To the beach, baja. Yes, we're

taking the day off. Ta-ta for

now.

Don't forget your suntan lotion. Hey,

hey, hey Hello, everybody. It's gonna be

a great day for the beach. Isn't that

right, Bob?That's right, Sam. Lots of

sand and sun, and for you swimmers,

plenty of water. And we'll be

there live today announcing the big

surfing contest, so be sure to look for

us at the beach. It'll be totally

Give

me the tooth speaking. How do you do?And

who are you?Hi, Timmy, it's Annette.

A bunch of us are headed to the beach

today, and we thought you'd like to come.

Oh, we'd love to come as long as I don't

have to go in the water. HuhUm,

there's lots of water at the beach. Well,

right. Otherwise, they would just call it

the desert.

Well, I know, Brush Brush. It is a

perfect going to the beach kind of day.

So I can't forget my going to the beach

bow tie. Come on. Hmm I wonder

where it is.

Here it is. What do you think?

I love my beach tie. Okay, don't

be.

Ta-da! Great,

now I'm all ready for the beach.

Well, it's not that I can't swim. I I

just don't know how.

No, I'm not scared of the water.

It was nothing. Nothing

Brush, brush. Don't open the closet. Oh,

brush,

brush. Are you OK?

Good thing you found my beach ball.

Hey, they're here! Come on!

Come on, Timmy! Come on, Tim!

The beach awaits!

Hop

on in! Come on, Tim,

let me help you up. Let's

go! Let's do it!

Yee-haw! He's waiting for us!

The sun is smiling and the feeling is

great! Yeah! Off to the beach and

we just can't wait! The top

is down and the wind is in my hair!

Woo-hoo!

Building castles, got our shovels and

pails. Watch the boats get their

colored boats sail!

sand when we get there.

Wiggle waggle the sand in our toes.

See the ocean as far as it

We'll cover up so we don't get too

much sun

Jump in the water, splashing around

Playing games 'til the sun goes down

Whatever we do, we're sure to have

some fun

'Cause it's

We're here!

Oh boy! Sand, sand, sand!

Yee-haw! Yee-haw! Whoa,

Waxy! Hi, Miss Flossy. Hi,

Waxy. Well, howdy, y'all. Hi, Miss

Flossy. Miss Flossy,

are you taking Waxy in the water?Well,

you know what they say, honey. You can

lead a horse to water, but you can't make

her, uh, swim.

Yes. Waxy's strictly a land lover.

Mm-hmmI'll watch her for you. What?And

miss out on all this splashy fun?

I'm sure Waxy will be just fine, Timothy.

Sandwiches. Get your peanut butter

and sardine sandwiches.

Sandwiches. Remember, Brush Brush, no

food before swimming. What are we waiting

for?Let's hit the water!

How about we play a game of catch, huhNo,

I want to try out my new bathing suit in

the water! Um, okay, how about some

sand castles?I'm going to try out my new

surfboard. In the water!

How about a game of tag?Ooh, good idea.

Let's play tag. In the water!

I'll just stay here and get lots ofstuff.

Uh, look, it's the tooth. Yeah, why ain't

you in the water?Yeah, what's the matter?

Can't you swim?Yeah, afraid of a little

wah-wah. Yeah, what

she said. All right,

let's move along here. Uh, we were just

leaving. Uh, yeah, yeahYeah, it's

right here. We just leaving. Gotta go.

Behave yourself. Thank you, lifeguard,

sir. No problem. It's all part of

a lifeguard's job. Saving lives,

chasing off bullies, keeping the beach

safe, and helping people like you who

don't know how to swim, to

swim, to swim.

Jimmy Biblets

Waxy. If we knew how to swim, we'd be

having much more fun.

If I was out there watching the waves,

it's for sure every life would be saved.

I'd be the best lifeguard around, but

I like my feet on solid

ground. I want to dive in, but I'm

afraid to try. It's easier to think

that I could. The things that

I could do If I could only swim If

I could only swim the loo If

I could only swim Laughing

and joking and having fun

Splashing and playing in the sun

But it's so slimy down under there

Icky things that touch me everywhere

I want to dive in but I'm afraid to try

It's easier to think that I couldThe

things that I could do if I could only

swim. If he could only swim.

There he goes! Fills and grays

surfing his feet right away. If he could

only

swim. The things that I could do if I

could only swim. If

I could only swim. If I could

only swim.

Why ain't you in the water?

What's the matter?Can't you

swim?Yeah, afraid of a little

wah-wah?No, no,

I'm not afraid. I just don't know

how. Oh, imagine

that! At the beach and you don't know how

to swim! Hey, ain't that funny!

Hey!I don't think that's funny. So

listen, squirt. When I say something's

funny, it's funny, right?

What seems to be the problem here?Oh.

Oh, there's there's no problem here,

Malibu Timmy. Is there a g*ng?I'm

kind of hungry. That's a problem. It

appears that you have all failed to

follow the beach safety rules.

And what might those be, Malibu Timmy?

Let me quickly remind you. They are

never swim where you can't see a

lifeguard. Never swim alone.

No diving. No glass bottles.

Pick up your trash. Always wear sun

protection. And always

be kind and courteous to other

beachgoers. Oh, yeah,

yeah yeah, of course. Yeah, we was being

courteous, wasn't we?Yeah, we

was. Like I said, no problem. Yeah, we

was just trying to help the little guy

learn to swim his old. All

righty, but let's leave that to

professionals like myself.

Hey, look, there's the ice cream truck.

Ohh Come on, game. Oh, thank you, let's

get some ice cream.

There's the start of the big Flossmore

Valley surfing contest. Wow. I gotta make

sure everyone's safe.

Hey, thank you, Malibu

Timmy.

Good afternoon, and welcome to the first

annual Flossmore Invitation. you know

Guys and Gals Who Can Swim Surfing

Contest. Ha ha! I'm Bob. And I'm Big

Dan the Surfin' Man! Whoo!

It's a great day for this contest. Just

take a look at that sun, will ya?Yep,

it sure is a good day for the

beach! Oh! Should've worn my

shades, huhYeah, you sure should have.

You know, Bob, we've got some of

Flossmoor Valley's finest surfing

competitors here today. And the neat

thing about it is they can all swim.

Well, that certainly is a plus, Dan,

especially because all the surfing action

takes place out there in all that

water. Ohh And now, let's hear a quick

word from our sponsor, Gill Sardine

Snack Shack.

Hi, I'm Gill Fish. Owner and head chef

of Gill's Sardine Snack Shack and

Emporium. When you come to the beach, you

may say to yourself, well, what can I eat

on a beautiful day such as this?

Well, friends, I can answer that question

in three words. Sandwiches,

sandwiches, sandwiches. Come to Gill's

Sardine Snack Shack and Emporium for all

your sandwich needs. We've got all kinds

of sandwiches to choose from. For

instance, you might desire our specialty

sandwich, the peanut butter and

sardine delight. Or maybe you're in the

mood for a vegetarian seaweed and

plankton salad sandwich. Yum,

yumFin-lickin' good. And as a

special bonus, I even deliver. So look

for me, Gill Fish, when your tummy

needs a little something.

Thank you, Dill. And now let's meet our

competitors for the first heat. Yes.

Wearing number 13

is our first surfer, Bubbles Gum.

Bubbles. Hi. HiWelcome, Bubbles. Welcome.

Says here that you're one of today's

favorites. Miss Gum, I understand that

you weren't always at home on a

surfboard. That's right, Dan. Oh,

boy. At first I was actually afraid to

even try surfing, but once I got the

hang of it, well, I just loved it.

And today she's a true champion. Yes,

thank you, Bubbles. Thank you.

Now, let's see if our judges agree.

Yes, good idea. And who are the judges

today, then?Why?That would be us, Bob.

Well, then, she'll need to do well

because she's up against a local

favorite, Annette. Yes, Annette's wearing

number 14 certainly is favored in

this heat. One thing to point out,

though, is her warm-up.

Oh, hi, judges. I'm ready!

Well, that sure is an interesting

warm-up. Never seen waving like that

before. Absolutely

not. Our third surfer today is Ms.

Flossie. You know, she's been training

for weeks for this event. Yee-haw.

Well, it looks like we're about to get

started.

There's the horn, and here we

go. Yeah, yeah

And first up is number 13, Bubble. Yes.

Oh, she's chosen a good way. She sure

has. Yes. Watch it. Watch it.

Oh. She wiped out. Oh, she sure

did. She sure did. But look, she's OK.

She's OK. Wow, that was quite a

spin. Quite a spin. It's a good thing

we've got Malibu Timmy, professional

lifesaver, standing by to come to the

rescue of anybody who might need a little

bit of help out there in the water.

That's right, Dan. That's right. Yes. Now

let's see who's up next here.

There's a net, and look at her go. Wow.

What a wave she's got.

Uh-oh. Watch it. Watch it. Too bad.

You know, a little too much waving going

on, I guess, huhYes, yes, yes, yesWell,

let's see who's up next to you. Yes. All

right, Bob. It's Ms. Flossie

wearing number two.

Here she goes. Yes. Now, you know, Dad,

all she has to do is safely ride that

wave in the shore, and she can easily win

this heat. Ohh What, what's this?

What's this?What's, what, whatAnother

surfer closing in on her heels. And what

does he have in his hand?

Hot dog. A hot dog. Oh, boy. Hey,

good time for a snack. Oh,

help me. Yee-haw. Gotcha, partner.

Ohh I don't relish telling you this, Dan,

but they're both going to be disqualified

for hot dogging. Yes, that just doesn't

cut the mustard with the judges. No,

no, noThey will never catch up now.

Umm Gotcha. Hey, how

you doing, buddy?I'm OK. We're OK.

We're OK. We'll be

OK there. Thanks for saving

my brain. Fortunately, they're OK.

Boy, what an exciting day at the beach.

Hey, Bob. It sure is, Dan. But what's

really exciting is our next heat

featuring last year's winner and this

year's overall favorite, Johnny Pace.

Yes. Hi, guys. How are you?Hi,

Pace. Good to see you. Good to see you

and welcome. Listen, a couple of

questions. I wonder if you could tell

all the folks at home what your approach

to winning this competition is. Well, I

I plan to try hard, play

fair, and use everything I've learned

while training for this really big event.

Well, thank you, Paste. Sayonara.

Sayonara. And good luck today. Wow.

Well, you know, Dan, Dan certainly is a

different approach than Johnny Paste's

opponent has taken. Yes, that's right,

Bob. You see, we interviewed Paste's

opponent. Earlier today,

and this is what he had to say.

So, Boondoggy, how do you plan to win

today's contest?I plan on cheating. Hey,

that doesn't sound very fair.

That's the idea. When I play with my

marbles or a game of cards, I usually

win, and it's not very hard. The secret

is mine and the secret is me. I don't

mind saying I cheat. Oh, you're the

best of the worst, boss. Thank you,

sweetie. Well, I plan a cheat fair and I

plan a cheat square. And if you don't

like it, well, I really don't care. I'm

the meanest and the baddest, and I'll say

it out loud. I

cheat. He's a cheater. He's a cheater.

Cheating makes him glad. He's a cheater.

He's a cheater. I'm so good at being bad.

You're a pro, boss. Uh, yes, I am,

sweetie, listen up carefully. Well, when

you're not looking, I'll find me a way to

plot and to scheme and to spoil your day.

My plan is simple and my mission is true.

I don't tell about you 'cause I'm a

cheater, I'm a cheater! A cheat

makes him glare Oh, yeah! He's a cheater,

he's a cheater! I'm so good at being

bad 'cause I'm a cheater, I'm a cheater!

A cheat makes him glare Oh, yeah!

He's a cheater!He's a cheater! I'm so

good at being bad!

Oh, sweetie, you know I passed cheating



true, boss?I cheated.

Oh, look, I'm actually smiling. Oh, does

it hurt?Only when I laugh.

Oh. Come on, sweetie, let's go win!

Oh, and one more thing. I'm going to win,

win, win! Yes, but can you surf, surf,

surf?No, I can't even swim, swim, swim!

But I'm going to win anyway!

Well, there you have it, Bob. Umm You

know, I wonder how all that cheating will

go down with the judges. Well, since we

are the judges... Not very well.

You know, Dan, if this wasn't a dream,

Doom Doggy would be disqualified for

cheating. Don't! Well,

there's the horn. Let the surfing

begin!Oh,

boy! It looks like Johnny Paste has got a

doozy of a wave, and look at him go! I

love this guy! Yes, and I love the way

he surfs! Yeah! Totally

tubular!

Wait a minute. What is Goon Doggy

doing?Unbelievable!

It appears he has an anchor?Hey,

Johnny, Johnny, I've got a little present

for you!That's not fair.

No, thanks. Uh oh, I wasn't counting

on that.

Ohh Boy, oh boy, oh boy. In all

my years, Dan, I have never, ever seen a

move like that. Yes, yes, it seems that

Goondoggie's little trick has backfired.

And it looks like Johnny Paste is OK.

But where is Goon Doggy?Hmm

Goon Doggy. Ah

No problem, since-- Malibu Timmy is

on the job.

Yeah, right. No problem.

If I could only swim. If I could

only swim. If I could only

swim. If I could only swim.

If I could only swim. If I

could only swim. If I

could only swim. Boy, he must be having

some bad dream. Dive! Dive!

Hey, I'm swimming.

This is easier than I thought.

Oh, look, a strange water creature. Oh,

I'll just swim away because I can.

Oh, he wants to play chase. Oh.

You're it.

Come back here.

Sandwiches. Get your peanut butter and

sardine sandwiches.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be saving

somebody?Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.

Oh, good heavens! Yuck! I hate salt

water. Except for salt water taffy, that

is. Unhand me, Malibu! I'm going

to save you whether you want me to or

not. We'll just see about that.

Nobody tells Goondoggy what to do.

Uh-oh.

Gee, he can't swim as snow. I'm going to

have to save him.

What's so funny?I didn't know

you could swim. Timmy the

Tube. You're right. I can't

swim. Yeah, that's what I thought. Let me

save him. I swim like a fish.

I can't swim. HuhI can't swim.

I'mI'm sinking. I'm sinking. I'm sinking.

I'm sinking. I'm sinking. I'm sinking.

I'm sinking. I'm

sinking. I think we should wake

him up. Yeah. Timmy.

I'd save you, but I can't swim.

Seaweed attack.

Ohh Brush, brush. Am I glad to see you.

Oh, I was having the weirdest dream.

I was a lifeguard, and the goon was

drowning, and I couldn't save him.

Timmy, we have a surprise for you. Yeah,

come on, Timmy.

And by the time our three-week class is

over, you'll be swimming like fish.

Well, lobsters, maybe.

All right, everyone ready for lesson

number one?Let's have

fun!

the swimming lessons.

Whoa. Wacky. All right,

everyone in the pool.

Whoa, whoa. The

sun is smiling and the feeling is great.

Yeah. Off to the beach and we just

can't wait. The top is

down and the wind is in my hand.

Building castles got our shovels and

hails. Watch the boats with the

colorful sail. Have a

picnic in the sand when we get

there.

Good

day for the beach. Good day for the

beach. Good day for

the

beach. Good day for the beach. Bow?Hmm