01x10 - Family Values/Red Strikes Back

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Today, two stupid dogs refuse to be

intimidated by their evil twins.

No way. Not

again. Never. Get

away from us and on the super secret

secret squirrel.

Ouchy.

Two stupid dogs!

Two stupid dogs! Two stupid dogs!

The fork goes on the left, like this.

Uh-uh, the right.

Left! Right! Left! Right! Left!

Ouch! Mom! Craig isn't setting the

table right. Now,

Craig. I'm sorry, Mom.

That's better. Now, what have you learned?

I learned that I'm really sorry and that

I love Martha more than anyone else in

the whole world. Good. Now you two kids

kiss and make up.

Hi, honey. Is that my meat?It sure is,

honey.

Well, it kind of smells like food. What

is it?Don't know.

Want to eat it?Yep.

Hey, you better eat it before it gets

cold. Something smells better.

Yeah! Oh, that's better! Let's go

see what it is. Okay.

Hi! Aww, look at these cute

little fuzzy weapons! Groovy

dogs! Can we keep them?Can

we, can we please?

Oh, what do you think, honey?

I don't know. They look pretty stupid.

Maybe they know a few tricks, huh

Shake.

Sure, why not?

Besides, it'll teach the kids a valuable

lesson in responsibility.

Who's responsible for the food?Yeah,

when do we eat?Hmm

Nope, not yet. Honey,

your finger's on fire.

Do something! Do something! Beatrice!

Yes, Mr. P. Huh

Nice shot, Beatrice. I sure

hope you kids learn something from this.

Yeah. Spin is flammable. Spin is

thicker than water. That a good marriage

is the foundation of solid family values.

Hey, everybody, let's play wedding! Yeah!

Do you, Dog, take Penny Peas a lot as

your awfully wedded wife?Yep. He

ate my Penny Peas a lot!

How were they?Awesome.

Huh

Well, kids, what did we all learn from

this?I learned I want to be a

veterinarian. I learned that I

want to be a vegetarian. Ew.

Speaking of food, when do we eat?

Not yet. How can we help?

Let's do the yard work!

It's a goozy day on the earth Oh, yeah,

I know Why are we bowling

astroturf Oh, no Catch the grass

clippings in a big mesh bed

Don't hit the sprinkler or dad'll be mad

See the grass fly Lawn mowing day

Stick in your eye Lawn mowing day Aah!Stop

it! Stop it!

Mom's favorite vase.

Mom always said, Don't drive the mower in

the house.

What did we learn this time, kids?

I learned that you can make many new

friends in the hospital. Good.

And?I learned what my liver looks like.

Speaking of liver, when do we eat?Hmm,

these weenies should be completely burned

by now. Let's eat!

Yeah! History

of Hungry Doggy. Gimme, gimme,

gimme!

ohh

Sorry. Now

kids, what have we learned?I

learned that Natalie Schafer likes

Shirley Temple. I learned not to

switch dad's plans for a Yogi Bear

poster. I learned not to get hit in the

face with a football. I learned not to

use fancy hair tonic. I learned not

to play ball in the house. I learned

that Jesse James is not a good role

model. Oh, I'm so proud of

you kids. What did you learn, honey?

Well, I learned that our family is

perfect just the way it is. We don't need

dogs.

Hey! I didn't learn a darn thing.

What did you learn?I learned I like

to shake. Yeah!

Hey, we'll catch up to Secret Squirrel

after this. Super

secret secret squirrel back in business.

I'm tired of looking so strange.

All my life I've been nothing but a

distorted, d*sfigured,

discombobulated mistake of

nature. But not anymore. In



rye will reassemble me into a perfectly

proportioned creature.

Hold it right there, evil doer.

You're under arrest for swiping super

secret electricity. Good show, secret.

More power to you, secret. No, not

yet. You can't let me look like

this.

Boy, is he unattractive?What's he

supposed to be, Secret?An order?Home with

that bill. I'd say he's a duck. He's

clearly some type of amphibious rodent.

Could be. There's still the matter of

that duck bill. And that's a beaver tail

if I've ever seen one. Have I ever seen

one?I'm a platypus.

Oh. Perhaps you'd like to explain why you

were piloting power, platypus. To plug in

my this scrambling way, of course. Oh.

Oh, what an unnatural disaster.

I'll just take my descrambler and

skedaddle. G'day, mates.

After him!

That descrambler of his must have

shuffled up our bodily bits. Quite.

Hey, look at me. For once, I am bigger

than all of you. I am all-powerful. I am

omnipotent. Shut up, Morocco.

Okay. Secret, it's imperative that we

locate this platypus fellow and reacquire

the device at once. Right, Chief.

We better split up, or we're liable to be

split up forever.

Get my body off me, Morocco.

Hand over that ray, you rascal. Uh-oh.

Stop right there, you messed up mammal.

I'll just use one of my super secret bad

guy getting gizmos.

Here, Platypus, Platypus, Platypus.

sway, Morocco. Here, Platypus, Platypus,

Platybook. Do

beCareful with my body, Morocco.

OK, Chief, I'll treat it like it was my

own. That's what worries me.

I say perhaps one of Secret's clever

thingamajiggies will stop that slippery

chap.

ohh

This time I'll stop you with my 8 by 10

Glossy. Ah, Morocco must be

my biggest fan.

Platypus, platypus, platypus.

What's this?No doubt some rainy day

laser-guided criminal catcher.

Not quite.

Give it up, Platypus. You'll never outrun

my supersonic, adorable,

fluffy plush toy.

Forget it.

Got you, Platypus. Platypus. Platypus.

Must be some way to stop that platypus

fellow. This looks promising.

I got the platypus chief.

That secret squirrel, Morocco.

Well, more or less. Oopsie.

Any sign of the platypus chief?Not to

worry. I've already launched one of your

fine missiles. Great

idea. Unless you

mistakenly deployed my go one way, then

turn around and blow myself up m*ssile.

Hmm

Ouchy. We'll never recover the ray in

this scrambled state. Relax, Chief.

I've got a beauty of a plan.

We're beauty technicians. How much

for the makeover?Our special introductory

price is 1D scrambling

ray. HmmSounds

fair, but I'll only pay

if I'm satisfied.

Girls.

Simply fabulous. Let me see. Let

me see. Take a look at the new you.

I look exactly the same. No, you

don't. Does he, Morocco?He looks

exactly the same secret. It's

hopeless. I'll never be

handsome. I think you're handsome.

Handsome.

That'll be 1D scrambling, Ray, please.

Take it. I don't need it anymore now that

I'm handsome.

Oh, secret. There's nothing quite like

Platypus is in love.

All ready to be descrambled?Quite ready.

I'm prepared. Say cheese.

What kind of cheese?

Seems instead of being de-scrambled,

we've been re-scrambled. According to

my calculations, there are three million

possible combinations. That's punches.

Two stupid dogs. Got a break.

Now on with the show. I

love nature!

Where's the food?Food?

I don't know. Hmm

Where in nature, we'll eat...

nature stuff. Just look around.

Here's some nice moss.

How about a c*ck root?

Earthworms! Hi!

No. This very dead squirrel?

UghCheese in a can.

Yay! Hmm

Hey! Huh

Don't touch that canned cheese! It's for

me and my--

Granny! Of course! You're welcome to join

us!I don't know. Last time we

went with you, we got beaten up by bears.

With plungers. But it's smoky

barbecue flavored canned cheese.

Okay, when do we eat?

Silly doggy, we can only eat in the

warmth and safety of Granny's Wetley

Cottage. Follow me.

Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la Tra-la-la-la-la-la

Get away from me, you bad old wolf!

Shut your trap, I'll eat ya!

You wouldn't dare!

Ow! Just wait till I'm

congested. I'll give you the worst gas

you've ever had. La

la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la.

Wow! It's

beautiful. You people.

Food!

Sucking, licking, thieving cad. Who is

nibbling on my pad?Dad?Hmm

Hi, evil lady. Are you

Gretel?I was expecting Gretel and her

bristly butch brother, Hansel Toad.

Nope, just me. And these-- Sucky!

Hmm

Well, you'll have to do. Come

on in.

Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la

Welcome, my skinny little child. Let me

whip up something to fatten you up. Thank

you, evil lady.

Not so fast.

Such a sweet child.

Hey! Give me that!

Why don't you learn some manners, lady?

Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

I know how to whip you into shape, little

girl. A nice plump shape.

Yeah, feed her this open-faced turkey

sandwich with mashed potatoes and gravy.

And don't touch a crumb!

Feed her that roast pig!

Faster!

It's dinner time.

I'm still hungry.

All we wanted was some smooth and

creamy can cheese.

Excellent idea.

Can cheese.

OK, dogs, here comes a break.