01x09 - Trash Day/Hollywood's Ark

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Today, two stupid dogs share the secrets

of younger-looking skin. Pardon

me, Sir, but this is girl stuff.

This dead squirrel. Don't make me sick.

And on the super secret, secret squirrel.

That was uncharacteristically clever of

you, Morocco.

Two stupid dogs. Two

stupid dogs. Two stupid dogs.

Get forward! Get forward! Get forward!

Get forward! Help!

Yippee!Look at me! And a pile of

garbage! Garbage here! Garbage

there! And there is garbage on

me! Yeah!

Yeah Yeah

Oh, yeah! Let's

split it up. Okay!

I get this piece of paper.

And you get this piece of paper. And I

get this broken cup. And you get these

coffee grounds. And I get this toilet

seat. I want the toilet

seat. I want the toilet seat. I

want the toilet seat. I want the

toilet seat! I want the toilet

seat. But I... Wait a

minute. Umm

I want the toilet seat! I want the

toilet seat!

Ball!

Umm

How was it?Rotten! Want some?

Nope. I want the toilet seat.

I want the toilet seat!I want the toilet

seat. I found it.

I turned over the trash can. I

let us down the street. I woke up this

morning. I'm littler than

you. I used to be little.

I have an itch on my back. I have a

flea in my ear. I saw an

airplane. I can eat an

airplane.

I want the toilet seat.

You can have...

this.

It's not real.

Not real?No.

See?

Stupid! Not

real!

Cat! Cat!

Is that one not real too?I can

find out. Okay,

but I want the toilet seat.

I want the toilet seat. But I

need it! Me too.

But I've got to have it, because I've

always wanted a broken toilet seat, and

this is a dream come true. Me too.

Yeah, but my father...

My father was a toilet seat cobbler.

He gave me a toilet seat when I was

little, but I washed it in the floor. But

this toilet seat has great sentimental

value.

Me too.

Hey!

You can have this vase. I want the toilet

seat, and it's pronounced

vaz.

Vase! Vaz.

Vase! Vaz. I'm

telling you, it's...

Hey! You broke it.

You broke it. You broke

it. You broke it. Yeah?

Well, finders keepers.

Losers weepers.

Mine.

I want the toilet seat!I want

the toilet seat. Stop arguing with me.

I'm not arguing with you. We're going to

be here all night. It's not night. It's

day. It's night. It's day.

We're never going to stop. Yes,

we are. No, we're not. Yes, we

are. No, we're not.

Hey, we'll catch up to Secret Squirrel

after this. Super secret

Secret Squirrel. Back in business.

Welcome back to Platonic Partners.

Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole are all

set to light up the scoreboard if they

can answer our lightning round bonus

question. Morocco, where did you

and Secret meet at

the gelatin store?

Nice try, Secret. It

was in Morocco. Don't you remember?No.

Well, perhaps my non-digital

retrospective flashback clock will

refresh your memory.

Double ouchie. It all started in the

marketplace.

I was on the trail of that master of

disguise, super evil genius, archist of

arch criminals, Shiraku Mole.

This was one slippery armory. No! I

thought, you

clumsy fool!

So I says to the guy, I says to

him, I go...

Camo, you clumsy fool! Ohh

My fool, you clumsy

oaf! He was finally alone.

It was time to make my move.

Now I've got you, Shirako. But I'm

not Shirako. I'm his twin brother,

Marako. Shirako told me to meet him here

on this bull's eye.

Uh-oh.

Hooray! At last, Secret Squirrel

has been squashed by an elephant. Of

course, I also have to squash my stupid,

not-at-all evil twin brother Morocco.

But no matter, I've got a whole litter of

others.

Finally, I can proceed with my diabolical

scheme to steal the relatively famous

royal family jewels.

Luckily, I had packed my Pachyderm pumper

upper for just such an occasion. Fear

not, friend. I'll fix you up in no time.

Thanks much, Lygut, Sir. You certainly

blowed me up good. I'll think nothing of

it, but tell me. If you're not Shirako

Mo, then why are you wearing his expertly

tailored clothes?He made me dress

like this. He always bullied me around

the big bully. It all started when we

were little.

Ouchie. Ouchie. Why are you hitting me

with a restless twin puzzle?Because I'm

evil, remember?It all started when we

were embryos.

Take that. Ouchie. And that. Ouchie.

How can you be so evil?All

started when our parents met.

Hold it, Chum. I think I get the point.

Good thing. I was getting really

confused. I understand.

Early childhood traumas can be quite

painful. Acknowledge and move on, friend.

I lost a way to protect the royal

family jewels.

Wait for me!

Hold it right there, Shirako.

It's Secret Squirrel! And me,

Morocco Mor!

Give me that vacuum, villain! Never!

Oops! Sorry, Morocco.

Oops! Sorry about it.

Oops! Which one of you is which?I'm

Morocco. No, you're not. I'm Morocco.

But you're the evil one. No, you're

the evil one. No, I'm not. I'm the

bumbling one. No, I'm the

bumbling one.

There must be some way to settle this.

Look, Secret, I'm so clumsy, I trip over

my own shoelaces. And

I'm not even wearing shoes.

That is pretty clumsy. That's

nothing. Watch this.

How's that for dungling?Oh, yeah?

It's no use. I still can't tell you

apart. You're as identical as these two

irreplaceably priceless antique basins.

Think fast. Think what?

Nice catch, Shirocco. Very

cagey secrets, girl, but you haven't

caught me yet.

I'll be back.

And that's how we first met. Now I

remember. And because you saved my

life, I swore I'd be your faithful

companion forever. But whatever

happened to Shirako?I'm

afraid we may never know.

I finally got you right where I want you,

secret squirrel. Oh, yeah?

Think fast!

Uh oh!

That was uncharacteristically clever of

you, Morocco. Where'd you get that b*mb,

anyway?Oh, I brought the whole box of

them. See?I

even made them so they'd be ready.

Gotcha!Quit thinking, Morocco.

Don't mention it!

Two stupid dogs. Got a break.

Now on with the show.

Lettest see if thou goddest

aardbarks, goddest

cows. Oh, darndest,

thou still needest dogs.

In I'll go!

I went us down south for to see myself

sing Polly Wally Doodle all the day.

Hey, is that a bone?

Oh, isn't that cute?But

it's wrong!

Dearest, dearest, little brethren.

Our golden rule is thou shalt

not eat the other animals.

I said, thou shalt not eat the other

animals. Oopsie.

Thou shalt not.

Listenest to my work and listenest

good. Huh

Thou shalt not... Hey, mister!

The cows were getting kind of cranky, so

I let them out for a walk. Cows?

Isn't that cute?

Hey, is that a bone?

Whereast be your pal?

Right over

there. Huh

Isn't that cute?

But we're all gonna die! That

food was supposed to last for 40 days and



What's in this

refrigerator?

HuhWait just one darn minute.

We don't have us a refrigerator.

Uh-oh... All is this!

No!

Well, as

long as it's Friday, we might as

well eat us fish.

Hast thou seenest those, mangy?Wait a

minute.

Fire?

Water! Get us me some water!

Didst thou let us stop the

lions again?

No, couldn't find them. But we let out

some of the other animals.

Is that you?

Would it spoil some vast

eternal plan if these dogs

fell overboard?

Waitist. It's over! The

storm is over! We're

saved! Yes,

yes, yes, yes

Yes Drop anchor, brethren!

Where?Anywhere!

Okay.

Hey, Luck, an island. Maybe

there's food. Yeah, wish ya.

Okay, dogs, here comes a break.