02x16 - Aida, the Robot Cat

[bunniefuu]

♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪


[Milady]
AIDA, the Robot Cat.

[cheerful music]
[sneezing]
[sneezes]
I'm sorry, kitties, I have a bad cold.

-[sneezes]

-[cats yowl]

Oh, I can't even make you a snack.
[meows anxiously]
Aw!

But as soon as I feel better, I'll cook

you something delicious, I promise.


[sniffles] Now go play together.

And be good, kitties.

Bye-bye.
Poor Granny Pina.
Who's gonna take care of the house now?
Don't worry, Buffycats.
[grunts]

This will be kitten's play for us.

Together, we can do it!

[groans]
Oh, no! We can't do it.
Ha. Leave this to me. Look.
[slurps] Ah-ha!

But, Meatball.

Granny Pina doesn't wash dishes like that.

[plate clatters]
Oh!
OK, Buffycats. Let's split up.
I'll stay here and check the dishes.
I'll use the vacuum.
I'll wash the floor.
[grunts, yells]
Ah!
[muffled] Hey! Who turned off the lights?
Meatball, stop!
Watch out, Milady!
[yells]

-[Buffycats shouting in distance]

-Hmm?

Uh-hmm?
Hey!
What are those Buffycats up to?

-[Buffycats shouting]

-Huh?

Whoa-whoa-whoa!
[vacuum whirrs]
[Meatball] Ah! Oh, my whiskers!
[Milady, muffled] I can't see!
[yells, screams]
[Lampo grunts] Uh!
I'll save Grandma's dishes!
[plates rattling]
Ha!
[Buffycats shouting in distance]
Kitties, be good. And be careful.
[sneezes]
[groans]
[grunts]

The Buffycats are practicing

for a circus act?

[Meatball yelling]
[yells, screams]
[sighs] I was pawesome.
Sure, Lampo.
But the dishes are dirty again.
[groans] Let's face it, Buffycats.
Keeping the house clean is not so easy.

It's amazing that Granny can do it

all on her own.


Uh, Granny's not amazing,

you're all just Buffy-bunglers.

[mocking laughter]

Time for a Buffy-brainstorm.

I know who can lend us a paw.


Oh, really, Pilou?

[chuckles] I can't wait to find out who.

[cheerful music]
Edison. The inventor cat.

My dear Buffycats,

I think I have what you need.

Looks like the statue of a cat.

No, Pilou. This is a precious ally

for cleaning whatever you want.

May I present AIDA, the robot cat.
Namely, A-I-D-A.
Now that's interesting.
Pawesome, Edison!
But… what does A-I-D-A mean?
Advanced Interactive Domestic Assistant.
AIDA, start cleaning.
[beeping, whirring]
AIDA is a do-anything robot.

Just give her a voice command

and she'll do it.

Now, introduce yourself to AIDA.

She'll remember your voices

and do what you say.

[beeping]

-[beeping]

-Ah.

[all] Hi, AIDA. We're the Buffycats.

Good morning, Buffycats.


AIDA is also environmentally friendly,

she's powered by solar energy.


One thing to remember. Keep her away

from magnets, otherwise she'll go haywire.

A magnet? Easy to find.
And "haywire" sounds fun, mmm!
How do we turn her off?

Simply play the notes of a lullaby,

Meatball.

[beeping]

Then, to turn her back on,

just call her by name.

[all] Aida!
[beeping]

Cat-tastic, Edison.

Let's go try her out right away.

AIDA, can you wash the dishes?

AIDA washes dishes for the Buffycats.


-Oh!

-[giggles]

[chirpy music]
[Lampo] AIDA can do anything!
AIDA, can you clean the kitchen?

AIDA cleans the kitchen for the Buffycats.

[beeping]

Buffycats, now that AIDA is taking care of

the house, let's do something for Granny.

Right, Pilou. AIDA can help us.
Now's my chance.

[AIDA]
AIDA detected a spot.

[Boss grunts]
[buzzing]
[dramatic music]
AIDA, can you cook up some vegetable soup?

The soup prepares the Buffycats

for the vegetables.

[hectic music]
What's she doing?
[gulps]
[screams]
Was it any good, Meatball?
[buzzing]
Uh!
[laughs] So funny!

-Huh?

-[fast paced dance music]


How can we stop her?

She can't hear us with all this music.


-[music in distance]

-[hums along]


Oh, what lovely music.

I'm starting to feel a little better.


Huh?

-Music! Of course!


[shouting]

Let's play a lullaby to turn her off!

[plays lullaby]
Oh!
[rattling]
Oh no! My keyboard is broken.
[music continues]
Huh?

Let's get her out of here

before she destroys the house!


[grunts] AIDA, tidy up all the leaves

in the garden.


AIDA tidies up all the gardens

w-w-with leaves-leaves.


What a Buffy-brainstorm, Meatball.

Now, we'll keep her away from the house…

[whirring]
[clattering]
[Buffycats scream]

[laughs] I got the Buffycats

good this time.


AIDA tidies up all the gardens

with leaves.

Huh? Hey! Where are you going?
No! Not that way.
[grunts] Ooh!
[vacuum whirrs]
Stop it! Winston loves his garden lights.
It'll set off the cat alarm!
The Trappies will stop her.
[barking]
Trappies! Catch that robot cat.
[barking]

[upset meow] I never should have

sabotaged that robot. [groans]

Sorry, Boss… you were saying?
Just that I never should have sabotaged…
Huh? Hey!
So this is all your fault?
Oh! No, Milady, of course not.
Hmm.

-[twinkling]

-[laughs]


I have the impression

someone's just told a lie.

Boss, now you're in trouble!

If you want us to stop AIDA,

tell us what you did to her!


Uh, nothing…

I just put a magnet on her head.

Hmm.
Huh!

If Winston sees this mess

he'll take it out on me.


To turn her off

we need to play a lullaby somehow.


There's a piano in Winston's villa,

in the living room.

Good. Now all we need is bait.
[grunts] AIDA, look at me!
I'm full of leaves!
[beeping]
[yelps] Help!
Watch out! [yelps] Don't break anything.
[Boss grunts]
[yowls]
[strains] Oh!

-[they gasp]

-[clattering]

[Pilou] Oops!
[they laugh]
Help!
I gotta hurry and play a lullaby.
[Boss meows]
[grunts]
[plays lullaby]
Go, Meatball! Keep playing.

-[AIDA crackles]

-[Boss meows]

There you go. Good night!

-Whoa!

-[keys clang]

[Pilou] We don't need this anymore, right?
AIDA?
[Buffycats] Yeah!
Welcome back. Now let's go home.

Uh… couldn't it fix Winston's garden

a little bit first?

All right. AIDA, put everything in order.

AIDA puts everything in order.

[giggles] No, stop!
I'm ticklish! [laughs]
No good, Boss.

AIDA only recognizes voice commands

from the Buffycats.

[Granny Pina] Kitties!
I feel better. Now I can make…

How odd. I don't remember buying

a little cleaning robot.

I feel so good I could dance!
[whispers] AIDA, play the tango.
[whirring]
[tango plays]

You know what? The right music

can cure the common cold in a snap.

[Granny Pina hums]
Oh!
Whoo-ooo! [laughs]