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02x08 - Bagpipe Buddy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Shaun the Sheep". Aired: 5 March 2007 – 3 December 2021.*
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Shaun, an unusually clever sheep, lives with his flock at Mossy Bottom Farm, a traditional small northern English farm.

02x08 - Bagpipe Buddy

Post by bunniefuu »

[Rooster crow]

Theme song:
he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He even mucks about
with those who cannot bleat

Keep it in mind,
he's one of a kind

Oh, life's a treat
with shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

-He's shaun the sheep
-he's shaun the sheep

He's shaun the sheep

He doesn't miss a trick
or ever lose a beat

Lose a beat

Perhaps one day you'll find a way

To come and meet
with shaun the sheep

Oh, come and bleat
with shaun the sheep

-[Mother] maa?
-[Baby] hey-heh.

Maa?

Ah-huh!

[Clattering]

-[Sobs]
-maa.

[Honk!]

[Honk, honk, honk!]

Mm?

Maa!

[Loud bagpipes playing]

-Ooo!
-[Thud!]

[Bagpipes squeak]

Baa!

Baaa!

[Thudding, then squeaking]

Aruh?

[Anxious bleating]

[Whistles hard]

[Scattered bleating]

Baa...

[Tuneless squeaking]

Aruh?

-Aruh.
-Quack, quack, quack!

Aruh...

Aruh?

Aruh!

Aruh... Hmm... Aruh.

[All] mmm?

[Bagpipes squeaking]

Baa.

Maa?

-Mm?
-[Pop!]

[Shrill sound]

Oooo!

-Aruh?
-[Fart-like sound]

[Dramatic music]

[Whistles]

-[Bitzer] ah-huw.
-[Shaun] hm?

Aruh.

[Parp! Parp! Parp!]

Aruh?

[Loud parping]

Aruh.

Tsk. Hmph.

[Parp! Parp!]

-Aruh.
-[Scattered bleating]

-[Contented sigh]
-[noise of bagpipes deflating]

-Aruh?!
-Maa!

[Squeak! Squeak!
Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!]

-[Exhales deeply]
-[noise of bagpipes inflating]

-[Ping!]
-Aruh?

[Bagpipes play tune]

[Scattered bleating]

[Happy bleating]

Wee-hee!

Aruh.

-[Loud techno music plays]
-[gasps]

[Fast-paced music]

-[Thud!]
-Ooo!

Baaa!

Maa!

Hmm.

-[Bitzer] aruh!
-[The farmer] aye.

[The farmer hums, bitzer gasps]

[Gasps]

Aruh...

-[Loud squeak]
-[the farmer] argh!

Hm.

-Hmm?
-Aruh.

Huh. Hm.

-[Parp! Parp!]
-Huh.

-[Jarring squeaks]
-aruh.

[Squeak]

[Squeak]

-[Laughs]
-[squeak]

[Prolonged squeak]

[Laughs and plays tune]

[Loud laugh]

-Hee-hee-hee.
-[Squeak]

-h*-h*.
-[Snoring, then whistling]

[Sighing,
then snores and whistles]

[Scattered bleating]

[Ducks laughing]

Aruh? Aruh?

Aruh?

[Snores, then whistles]

[Mutters] aye, aye, aye?

Huh? Huh?

[Yawns, then sighs]

-[Snores, then whistles]
-shh.

[Scattered bleating]

Uh...

-[Bagpipes squeak]
-aruh?

[Thud!]

[Bagpipes deflate]

[Exhales deeply, bagpipes squeak]

[Exhales deeply, bagpipes squeak]

-[Material creaks]
-maaa!

[Exhales deeply, bagpipes squeak]

[Bagpipes plays "auld lang syne"]

Quack, quack, quack! Quack-quack!

-Aruf!
-Quack, quack, quack!

-[Music stops]
-[splash!]

Meow!

[The farmer whistles jolly tune]

Huh?

Hmm...

Hm. Aye-aye.

Ahh. Huh? Hmm.

Huh.

Ohh. Oi!

Aye-aye. Ahh.

[Shouts]

Quack.

[Mutters]

Hmm.

-[Pop!]
-Oooo... Mm...

Hmm...

[Loud crunch]

[Munching]

[Gulps, stomach gurgles]

[Loud rumble, whimpers]

-Eeeee!
-Quack! Quack-quack!

[Scattered bleating]

-[Loud thudding]
-huh?

[Nervous bleating]

Meee!

[Scared bleating]

[Deep voice] baaa!

Maaa!

Hee-hee-hee-hee!

[Pants]

Maaa!

Hee-hee!

-[General bleating]
-maaa!

-[Tree creaks, scattered bleating]
-baaa!

-Ooo...
-Baa...

-Wheeeee!
-[Thud!]

Huh? Hee-hee.

Aruh... Hm.

Hee-hee-hee-hee.

Bohh...

-Eee-eee-eee!
-[Ground vibrates]

Aaaarrrrgh! Raff!

[Pants]

Hm? Huh.

Aruh.

Eee-eee...

[Loud clunking]

Aruh. Aruh-aruh. Rar!

Grrrr!

Grrr-grrr-grrr! Aruh.

Aye?

[Grunts]

Aruh. Aruhh! Rar.

Mm-hm?

Aruh?

Aruh.

-[Honk!]
-Aruh.

[Gasps] aruh!

Maa!

[Gasps]

Ohh-huh.

Raff-raff-raff!

Eee...

Rar-rar...

Aruh...

Ahh... Ahh...

[Giggles]

-Quack-quack.
-Ooh?

Oooh.

[Hums]

Raff-raff-raff...

Eee-eee...

Quack-quack.

Ohh.

Rarr...

Huh!

Quack!

[Chuckles]

-[Toy squeaks]
-baa!

[Chuckles] whee!

[Thud!]

Baa! Baa!

[Parp!]

Maaa!

[Yawns]

Maa!

Hm?

Maa.

[Ground vibrates]

-[Clunk!]
-Huh! Hey?

-[Clunk!]
-Oooh.

[Sobs]

Baa!

-[Deep sobs]
-huh?

Huh?

Huh!

Ohh!

[Loud rumble]

Ohhhh...!

Ohhhh!

[Loud sobbing continues]

[Shouts]

-Pssst!
-[Silence]

There.

[Loud, echoing sobs]

[Stomach rumbles] ooo.

[All shout at once]

[Stops farting]

[Restarts]

[The farmer] huh?

Mee. [Gentle fart]

[Mutters]

[All coughing and choking]

Meh! Meh! Meh!

-[Loud, low quack]
-eh?

Quack!

Quack!

[Ground vibrates]

Maa!

[Hums]

Ah-ha-ha-ha.

h*-h*-h*-h*!

Rar... Rar...

Aruh.

[Yawns]

Maa!

Aruh?

Tsk.

[Slurps]

[Whistles hard]

-Aruh?
-Whoa!

[Mutters]

Hm? [Mutters]

Aruh.

Aruh.

Hmm...

Hm.

[Chuckles] ohh!

Maa!

Aruh.

Eh!

Aruh!

Aruh. Hup, hup, hup, hup!

-Aruh.
-Erm...

[Gasps]

[Splash!]

[Echoing] aruh. Ohh!

Aruh!

[Gasps]

Hmmm...

[Ticks loudly, then chimes]

Hmph!

[Balloon expels air and squeaks]

Aruh.

Maa!

[Whispers]

Rar!

[The farmer hums]

Maa!

[Scattered bleating]

[Fast-paced music]

Baa!

Hmm? Maa.

Arr.

Ooh?!

[Scattered bleating]

Ah-ha!

Bawk!

Bawk!

-Aye.
-[Doorbell rings]

Ooh.

Ooh.

Arrr. Oooh. [Chuckles]

Baa.

Ohh.

Oh. [Chuckles]

[Wolf-whistle]

[Clock ticks]

[Strikes]

-[Doorbell rings]
-hey! Ooh.

Aye-aye.

Ooh. [Chuckles] hello.

Oooh. [Chuckles]

Oooh. Ha. Huh?

[Loud disco music plays]

[Party blowers]

Aye!

Maa.

Oooh.

Hm?

[Sniffs]

[Gulp]

Ooh. Hey.

[Yawns]

Eee! Eee!

-[Crockery clatters]
-ohh.

h*-h*-h*.

Maa!

[Gasps] ohh!

Oooh!

Ohh. Aye!

Boh.

[Exhales deeply]

Maa! [Gasps]

Aruh?

Tsk.

Huh?

Mwaaaaaaah!

[All cheering]

Hey-hey-hey!

[Salsa music plays]

[Snoring]

[Chuckles]

[Sniffs]

Hmm.

[Hums] ooh.

Ah.

Huh?

-Maa!
-Hm?

Oh. Hm?

Hmm-hm.

Ah.

Huh? Oh.

Maa!

[Chuckles]