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01x24 - The Star Juror

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Alfred Hitchcock Hour". Aired: September 20, 1962 – May 10, 1965.*
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It was a segment of Alfred Hitchcock Presents, this time, lasting an hour.

01x24 - The Star Juror

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["Alfred Hitchcock" theme music]

- Good evening.

Just a bit of do it yourself.

I'm bricking up an old closet

and I'm about to put
in the cornerstone.

I saw this as an opportunity

to provide future generations

with a picture of our culture.

Therefor I am placing

a few significant
items inside the stone.

Naturally, I have
included several

of the current hit records.

In their original tongue.

A supply of plastic
credit cards,

some low calorie chewing
gum, a frozen TV dinner.

By the way, in order
to conserve space

and a the same time demonstrate
our scientific know how,

all of these items
have been placed here

in concentrated form.

All one has to do
is to add water.

Of course, in order
not to take chances,

I also placed five gallons
of water in the cornerstone.

Obviously that too is
in concentrated form.

So concentrated in
fact that I don't seem

to be able to find it.

All of us at one time or
another sit in judgment

of ourselves but never
in quite the sense

that the hero of
tonight's story did.

We were also planning
to place a copy

of the weekly television
schedule in here

but we were afraid by
the time this is opened,

future generations would've
lost the art of reading

so we are putting in the
following bit of film instead.

[suspenseful music]

[woman snoring]
[birds chirping]

[upbeat music]

- Why hello Mr. Davies.

Haivin' a nice weekend?

- Mm-hm.

Yes Lola.

- Me too.

Want a beer?

Wanna sit down and talk to me?

You know, I don't
think I ever talk

to you outside the
drug store except

to say hello passin'
in the street.

Have a beer.

I can't drink 'em all
and they're gettin' hot.

Come on.

Good night.

Why Mr. Davies, why
what would Jenny say?

- Well, Jenny
wouldn't say nothin'.

- Imagine Jenny sayin'
nothin' [laughs].

- Sh, don't, don't, do that.

Don't laugh so loud
because she'll.

- Hey, you're hurtin' me.

I'm gonna tell your wife.

You're hurtin' me [screams].

- Sh!

I wasn't gonna do nothing

now don't you scream
like that anymore

'cause they'll hear ya.

Now you're not gonna
tell Jenny, are ya?

Well, I was just gonna kiss ya.

You kiss everybody else in town.

Now you aren't gonna
tell, are ya Lola?

- Mrs. Davies [screams].

No, you can kiss me,
don't k*ll me, no.

[upbeat music]
[birds chirping]

- Lola!

Lola?

Lola?

Where are you?

Come on, Lola, come on, Lola!

Okay, stay there and sleep then.

I got me a nice boat here,

I'm gonna row me
all around the lake.

Now if you ain't at the car
when I take this boat back

and dock it, you can find
your own way to town.

You hear me?

[woman snoring]

[dramatic music]

- [Sheriff Walter] Jenny?

- Oh, George, George, wake up!

We got company.

Howdy Sheriff Walter.

- Howdy Jenny, George.

- [Boy] Where's Pauline?

- She's at Suzy's party.

- What brings you out to
the lake today, Walter?

- First warm Sunday of spring,

can't keep away from the lake.

Gotta take the boy boatin'.

- [Boy] Can we go on, dad?

- [Sheriff Walter] Yep,
but get a good one.

- Come on, Jeff.

- And get an extra pair of oars.

- Where are the
boys goin', Walter?

- They're cuttin'
across the boathouse.

- Would you like some
chicken, sheriff?

I fried up three nice chickens,

just the good pieces
and the necks.

George loves necks.

There's also some
white meat there too.

- [Sheriff Walter] Thank you.

- George, here's that nice
fat neck you were eyein'

before church, you want it now?

- Mm-mm.

- Anybody in jail
this week, sheriff?

- Jenny, you asked Walter
that every time you see him.

- I know that, I
know what I ask.

Is there, sheriff?

- Nope Jenny, it's
been a quiet month.

Only criminal in
our town is time.

- He's a criminal everywhere.

I wish you could
lock Old Man Time up.

- That would be all
right, wouldn't it?

We'll just send Old Man
Time to the electric chair.

- [Jenny] George, you sure
you don't want this neck?

It's your last chance.

I'm gonna eat it up.

- Uh-uh.

- You want some nice homemade
ice cream and cake, Walter?

- No thanks Jenny.

Wanna take a little
walk, George.

See what kind of a
boat the boys got.

We walk around the edge of
the lake, we'll meet 'em.

- No Walter, no, I think, well,

you know, I think Jenny
and me better get all

this stuff packed up.

We don't wanna be late
for church tonight.

- What are you talkin'
about, it's all packed up.

- Go get my dad!

- Sheriff Walter,
Sheriff Walter!

Sheriff Walter, we
found a dead woman.

Lola Penderwaller, in
the woods, she's dead.

- A dead woman!

Of course it had to be
a man, just had to be.

All you have to is find out

who that Lola's
escort was today.

Single woman like that Lola.

Even with her dead, the
mere mention of her name

leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Now you finish up
your supper George

and get down to town.

- Why?

- Well, to talk to Walter
and find out who done it.

- Did, mama, not done.

- Don't you correct your mother.

- Well, no Walter'll
be down at the jail

up to his neck in trouble.

- A team of wild
horses couldn't keep

the sheriff outta that
beer joint tonight.

Now you eat up and
get down there.

[George coughing]

I didn't say for you
to choke yourself.

You got plenty of time.

[upbeat music]

- I'm number one suspect.

I ain't got no witness
to what I was doin'.

- Just what was you doin', Leo?

- Well, checkin' fences
in the back pasture

but nobody seen me.

At least I didn't
see anybody see me.

- Ah, ain't no sense
lookin' any further.

There's the man who did it.

- Now don't let him
tease ya, George!

They accuse everybody
that comes in of it.

Hey George, you were out at
the lake though weren't you?

- Mm-hm.

- Well, didn't you hear
anything or see anything?

- No, no.

- Well, now here's
a couple of men

who can tell us somethin'.

Hi Judge Higgins, Dr. Vince.

- Hi.

- Leo, I don't see any
checker players tonight.

What's wrong, George?

- Too much excitement.

- Ah, there's never
too much excitement

for a fast game of checkers.

I'll take the red ones.

Town is heated up though.

Like someone set a match to it.

Everybody's scared.

Women all stayin' in and.

Well, we got him.

Resisted arrest and everything.

Come on, Doc!

[footsteps shuffling]

[dramatic music]

[metal clatters]

[fist thumping]

- You about through?

You ain't gonna
get no new pillow.

Nothing to eat neither.

You gonna have to sleep on
what's left of that bed.

- You let me outta here.

Now let me out!

- Now you stop that,
JJ, you stop that.

- Hey, help me Walter.

- Cut that.
- Wait a minute,

wait a minute.

- Get back there!

[phone ringing]

- George, the phone, George!

- I hear it, I hear it.

- Well, get up and answer it.

- Yes, I hear it.

- Something must be wrong.

- Hello?

Yeah, yeah, oh, no,
no, no, no, Dr. Vince.

Well I can be there
in about five minutes.

I know, doctor, we got it.

Yeah, yeah, bye.

[suspenseful music]

- [Jenny] What is it, George?

- I gotta open up the
store and take some stuff

to the jail 'cause
JJ's been actin' up

and they need somethin'
to quiet him down.

- There we go.

We'll settle him down right now.

- You ain't gonna stick
me with that thing.

I ain't no horse!

You come in here, I'll
k*ll ya, I'll k*ll ya!

[men grunting]

- All right, doc!

- Don't you stick me
with that, Dr. Vince.

- Hold his arm up!

- Careful now, Dr. Vince, he'll
take a hunk outta your hand.

- Ow, ow!

[man grunting]

- Boy, you are a horse.

Never had a horse to
bite me any harder.

Hold on to him but a minute.

- I'm holding.

- Why aren't you in here?

George, they need ya,

you can sit on my stomach.

I'm through, Pete,
you're hurtin' my head.

I didn't hurt Lola.

I didn't k*ll her, boys.

Mr. Davies, you know I
didn't k*ll her, don't ya?

Well, I loved her.

Poor little Lola.

I was the only
one who loved her.

Really honest to goodness loved
that silly little baby girl.

- Turn him loose.

He's not playin' possum,
I gave him enough

to knock out an elephant.

- Boy, he's got a devil in him.

Strong as a mule.

- No doubt in my mind
he's the m*rder*r.

He's a real k*ller.

No need for a trial, waste
of money, money and time.

Too bad we have to take him

to the state penitentiary
electric chair.

We still had hangin', we
could do it ourselves,

right outside the front
door, huh, George?

- I guess so.

[dramatic music]

[dial scratching]

[phone trilling]

- Sheriff's office.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

- [George] JJ didn't k*ll Lola.

It was someone else.

- Who is this?

- You must listen
now and believe me,

JJ is innocent.

- Well if he didn't
do it, who did?

- Me.

- Who's me, who is this?

- [George] The man
who k*lled Lola.

- Now listen, if you
don't tell me who this is,

I'm gonna hang up.

I've got too much to
do to stand around here

listening to crank calls.

- It was me.

- Who?

Who?

[phone clattering]

- George Davies.

George Davies.

[dramatic music]

- Hi sugar.

Oh well don't get
your back up [laughs].

- Well, JJ is out
on bail all right.

- I told you, he's
already got himself

another girl, Alice Moorse,
down from the mountain.

Same type as he is, wearin'
shorts on the street.

His mother showed up this
mornin' with the money.

She's been washin'
laundry a long time

in this town but I
didn't have any idea

she'd saved up that much.

Well, I'm not takin' my
stuff to her anymore.

So, he'll be out on the
street until the trial,

a whole month, with
m*rder*r in the streets.

Judge Higgins shoulda
set the bail higher.

- Well, Judge Higgins ain't so
dumb lettin' JJ out on bail.

He's hopin' he'll do somethin'
to give himself away.

Everybody knows he done it.

The judge just wants
him to tip his hand,

cap the evidence perfect.

He'll do it all right.

He'll trap himself somehow.

They always do.

[dramatic music]

- JJ, I wish you'd mind me

and get a glass
that ain't cracked.

I don't want you swallowin'
no slivers of glass.

- Sliver of glass is
a man's best friend.

- Do you want me to open
you up another one, JJ?

- Go ahead.

Two points.

- I don't know what
I'm bein' punished for

but the Lord is severe.

[iron sizzles]

- That's the way they're
gonna fry me, ma.

[iron sizzling]

- Don't do that, JJ,
you're makin' a stink!

[phone trilling]

Don't answer it JJ.

It'll just be another threat.

Don't you answer it.

- Eenie, meeny, miny, mo.

You answer this one.

- Oh no.

- Go on, answer it.

- Fenton residence.

Somebody wants to
talk to you, JJ.

- Ask 'em what they want.

- Well JJ wants to
know what you want.

Oh.

Oh yes, well, thank you.

Yes, I'll tell him.

There's somebody that
says they's a friend, JJ.

That you're bein' watched.

And that the judge
is out to trick you

and for you to be careful.

And for the life of me,
I don't know who it was.

- Yeah, I bet that was a friend.

I'm gonna be more than careful.

I'm gonna be smart.

Come on, Alice.

- JJ where are you goin'?

- Outta the county,
outta the state.

- They warned you
about jumpin' bail.

- Ma, I jump or I fry.

- JJ, don't do that!

- I jump.

[dramatic music]

[glass tapping]

- Oh hi, Walter.

- Workin' kinda late,
aren't ya, George?

- No, no, I, see I had
to get out an order

for some vitamins and I
wanted to get 'em down

to the post office so, you know,

so it'd go out first
thing in the morning.

- Well, I'm going
right by there.

That's outta your way.

I'll save ya the trip.

- Oh, no, no, thank you Walter.

I was kinda lookin'
forward to walkin'.

- [Pete] 73 callin' 14.

- Excuse me.

- [Pete] Walter, ya there?

Walter!

- Hello, Walter here.

That you Pete?

- [Pete] Well, he
done it, Walter.

He drove outta the county
toward the state line.

He was travelin' fast but
I was right on his tail

and I got him with the
help of the state police.

- I thought so.

I'm on my way.

Well, I think Mr. JJ's
cooked his own goose.

I think his flight is
an admission of guilt.

All right George,
I got work to do.

[dramatic music]

- George!

George?

George?

Oh, you scared me to death
not answering me like that.

Why didn't you
answer me, George?

- Who'd ya think
it was, a m*rder*r?

- Well, these days
you never know.

You sick, got indigestion?

You been drinkin'?

Did ya see Judge
Higgins in town?

- Mm-mm.

- Well, then, you don't
know the wonderful news.

Zeta Arbin called me up tonight

and said that you
have been selected

to serve on the jury
of the m*rder trial.

You're gonna get your
official summons tomorrow.

Zeda made it out and
mailed it this afternoon.

I'm so proud of you George.

It's about time you
got into politics.

Zeda says so too,
it's a great honor.

First m*rder trial any
of us can remember.

Reporters coming
down from everywhere.

It's gonna be your chance
to deal out justice, George.

To see that this terrible
criminal gets his just desserts.

[ominous music]

- Still another item to
go into the cornerstone

as a specimen of life today.

One station break.

Next we demonstrate the obvious.

But the cornerstone of
commercial television

is not television,
but the commercial.

[dramatic music]

- The laceration of the
tissues of the neck,

the fracture of the right horn

of the thyroid cartilage

and finally the deep
bruising all indicate

a violent struggle.

Oh, there's one thing more.

She had a mark on
the side of her face.

Looked like somebody had slapped
her several hours before.

- Go witness.

- No questions, your honor.

- Martin knows he's guilty.

- Judge Higgins.

- Yes George.

- Could I ask Dr.
Vince here a question?

You know, I've lived
here all my life

and I know that when
you're on a jury

if there's something
you don't understand,

well, you can ask questions

and with the judge's
permission of course now.

And there's a couple things
here I don't understand.

You know, and if
we make a mistake

and we ain't right in
our judgment, well.

[people muttering]

- Order, order, now
you all calm down!

All right George,
ask your question.

- Well.

- Through me, George.

- Yes, yes.

Well, with your permission
I'd like to ask Dr. Vince.

- George, say the witness.

- Well, with your permission,

then I'd like to ask
the witness if Lola.

- George, say the victim.

- Thank you, judge.

Then with your permission,

I'd like to ask the witness
if the victim struggled

and defended herself.

- Well, I've already answered
that in my paper, your honor.

- Well, if she defended herself

and it was a violent struggle
like the doctor said,

well, then wouldn't the
accused have marks or scratches

or somethin' on his body.

You know, Lola was known for
her long red fingernails.

- Well, there were
marks on the accused.

On the left hand and the
right forearm, scratches.

Obviously caused by fingernails.

- Judge, could I ask a
question of the accused?

- Go through me, George.

- Oh, well, then would ask JJ

if he's got any explanation
about the scratches

the doctor found on his forearm.

- Did the accused
understand the question?

- Yes sir, yes your honor.

Yeah, ol' Lola
scratched me all right.

But that was earlier
in the morning.

I already told the doc so.

Well, we had this
little fight, see.

She scratched me.

Well sh**t I got
scars everywhere.

[people laughing]

- [Judge] Is that all, George?

- For right now,
thank you judge.

- He sat up on the boat,

and he just looked at
me, kind of a nasty look

like I'd messed things up.

Then he started rowin' away.

I watched him 'cause I thought

there was somethin' awful funny.

And then he rode over
to the cove there

where the body was.

I didn't know the body was
there then but he got out

and he stood there, looked down,

at what he had done.

I seen it all.

Come to think about it,

I wouldn't be surprised

if I didn't see one of her feet.

[people murmuring]

- Yes, George?

- Judge, you know,
listenin' to Jess,

I don't get a clear picture
of this whole thing at all.

I think that you oughta
take us out to the lake

and let us have a look at
the scene of the crime.

- I think so too.

- Very well, the
jury will be taken

to the scene of the
crime tomorrow morning.

Next witness.

- [Prosecutor] I call
Elsie Grissom to the stand.

Miss Grissom, would you
tell this court what it is

that you do?

- I own and run the
Happy Home Hotel.

- And you rented a room to
the victim, Lola Penderwaller.

- I did but I never would have

if I ever suspected that,

well, she wasn't so
bad 'til she met him

when he came back
from the penitentiary.

He was a devil to her.

I sometimes heard
them talking together

very late at night.

- Would you tell this court
what it is that you heard?

- Well, I hear them fighting.

Their relationship
was very stormy.

Laced with a generous
amount of liquor.

The morning of that
Sunday they had a quarrel

that woke me up.

The gist of it was
she wanted to go out

to the lake and go swimming.

"You promised me,"
she kept saying.

"You promised me."

And then that's what I heard.

Oh, louder than that though.

[hands clap]
About like that.

Couple of times, too.

And then she cried
and cried and cried

as if her heart would break.

Later on they went out.

- On an outing from which
she did not return alive.

[gavel pounding]

- Elsie, after
listened to all this,

did you happen to
see JJ, the accused,

leave with the victim?

- I certainly did.

He had his arm around her.

- His arm around her?

Did he look like
a m*rder*r to you

with his arm around her.

I mean, Elsie, did that
thought ever enter your mind

that he was about to k*ll her?

- No.

[people muttering]

- Would the star
juror care to give me

some justification
for his behavior?

- What behavior?

- What behavior!

The behavior that has
brought down ridicule

and scandal over our heads!

- What are you talkin'
about now Jenny?

- Have you gone deaf and blind?

Unplug your ears,
open your eyes.

George Davies, the most
respected highly thought

of citizen in this
town protecting

this infidel, this m*rder*r.

No wonder you get indigestion.

- Oh no, hush.

You're gonna wake up Pauline.

- Oh poor, poor Pauline.

She don't dare leave the house.

Her father!

- Her father's done nothing
but observe the oath

he took as a juror.

- That oath don't tell
you to sit up there

and play games.

You're there to see that
a m*rder*r is guilty!

- Jenny, I tried
every way possible

to get out of this duty.

But I was literally forced

because I'm so respectable
to sit judgment.

And I refuse to condemn a
man on such thin evidence.

Make a mockery of justice.

Justice'll be done, Jenny.

JJ'll get what he deserves.

I'll see to that.

[abrupt banging]

- George!

[gasps] George!

What's that note say, George?

- I don't know Jenny.

I don't know but we'll.

It says, "George,
since when you become

"a friend of K*llers?

"This is for JJ.

"You better be sure he gets it."

[dramatic music]

Now I still don't see how Jess

coulda seen JJ get off that boat

'cause it's already outta sight.

You know, it's still
about a half a mile

from the cove where
Lola was k*lled.

- Is that right, judge?

- That's right.

- I swear I thought
I coulda seen it.

- Well ya did swear it
Jess, but it wasn't true.

- Has the jury
reached a verdict?

- We have, your honor.

- Will the accused please
stand and face the jury?

Will you please
state the verdict.

- We find the accused,
JJ Fenton, not guilty.

[woman gasps]
[people chattering]

- Order, order, order, you all!

- Hey, hey!

[JJ laughing]

How am I doin' ma?

- Oh thank God!

- George Davies is
entirely responsible.

I think he's lost his mind.

I don't understand it
but I will never have

a prescription
filled there again.

[footsteps tapping]

Poor Jenny.

[people murmuring]

- Hey, well, thank you George!

Hey [laughs]!

- JJ, you are a caution.

[people booing]

[suspenseful music]

- You stop that, stop that!

You stop that!

- Hey!

Oh ma.

[woman sobbing]

I'll help you clean it up.

- Thanks.

- Well, one package of gum.

That's all we've
sold in three days

since your brilliant
show on the trial.

We've been boycotted.

- I only did my duty.

- You should hear
what people are sayin'

about you and your duty

and as for your
friends on your jury,

they give you all the credit.

- Well, what have I done, Jenny?

Have I committed a crime?

You act like you'd like
to see me electrocuted.

- A couple of shock treatments
wouldn't do you any harm.

Just why were you so
anxious to get JJ off?

- I was only anxious to
see that justice was done.

- Well, no justice was done.

That m*rder*r is still loose.

[Jenny gasps]

- Can I help ya?

- Yeah.

I wanna thank you.

- Well, you wanna
come in the back?

- Stay here.

- Now, JJ.

- Well, I just
wanted to thank you.

Why'd you do it?

I sure do appreciate it.

But I ain't sure you did
me service or disservice.

As far as they're concerned,
I'm still the local k*ller.

They're takin' spite
outta my mother.

Last night, somebody tried
to burn my house down.

Well, I just put her on a bus,

sent her to see her sister.

No tellin' what's
gonna happen next.

'Course they fired
me at the mill.

Good ol' Frank Williams,

he offered me a job,
killin' chickens.

- Killin' chickens?

Why don't you just
get outta town, JJ?

You know, get outta town.

Go far away somewhere.

- That's just what
everybody wants, isn't it?

To see me run.

Well I ain't gonna give
'em the satisfaction.

I'm gonna stay and k*ll chickens

and come fall I'll get
a job slaughterin' pigs

if I have to but I'm gonna stay

until the real k*ller is found.

Mr. Davies, you seem awful sure

that it wasn't me who done it.

You must have some idea who did.

- No, no, JJ.

- Then help me to find out
who did it, please, help me.

[Jenny screams]

- Oh, JJ, your car!

- [Lola] No, kiss
me, don't k*ll me.

- [JJ] I'm still the
local k*ller, k*ller,

k*ller, k*ller, k*ller.

- [Lola] Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.

- [JJ] k*ller, k*ller,
k*ller, k*ller, k*ller,

k*ller, k*ller, k*ller.

- What is it, George?

- Walter, I've come
to tell ya the name

of the man who m*rder*d Lola.

- Oh ya have, huh?

Regular Sherlock Holmes.

Well, I hope you have the
evidence to back it up.

- Now, write down
what I wanna tell ya.

I, the undersigned, George
Davies do hereby declare

that I k*lled Lola
Penderwaller on the.

- [laughs] that's very funny.

- I got scared, Walter.

Panic is strong,
it freezes reason.

Panic, it made a m*rder*r of me.

See, I choked her and then I ran

takin' with me the weapons
of the act, my hands.

- Now that ain't funny.

A joke's a joke.

- And there's voices out
there where I did it.

- Voices?

George, do me a favor,
go on home, huh?

- There was voices, Walter.

- Yeah.

- There was voices that did it.

They seemed to be comin'.
- Go on home, hm?

- Well don't you believe me?

- Well, sure I believe you.

- But I'm telling you the truth.

- [Sheriff Walter] Now take
it easy, go on home now.

- This will calm him
down, settle his nerves.

- I'll go run into the store
and fill it out myself, doctor.

- Good night, George.

- Good night Dr. Vince.

Pauline, honey.

- Yes daddy?

- George Davies, if you
had wanted to k*ll me,

you couldn't have
done a better job

if you had used a knife.

You couldn't have
caused more pain.

You not only had
to smear my name

and the name of your child
with scandal and ridicule,

you had to dishonor
us too by going mad!

- Daddy, call Sheriff Walter

and tell him you
were only makin' fun.

- I wasn't makin' fun, Pauline.

- My mother always warned me

that she could see signs of
insanity in his behavior,

in his background.

- I know someone
who'll believe me.

- You're not getting out of
this house, George Davies.

You're not gonna go
around telling this thing.

[glass tinkling]

- Hey, JJ!

Hey, JJ!

- Hey!

Get outta here!

[men grunting]

[g*n roars]

[dramatic music]

- Oh JJ!

Come on, on your feet, come on.

Oh, your face.

Come on, JJ, hang onto me.

[JJ grunts]

- Hey, hand me that whiskey.

- Here.

Oh JJ.

- Man oh man, Alice,
just can't go on.

- Well, I'll go get the doctor.

- Hey, leave the g*n.

[abrupt tapping]

Who's there?

- [George] It's George Davies.

- Come on in.

I had me some
visitors, Mr. Davies.

Sit down.

You weren't with
'em, were ya, hm?

No, you wouldn't do
a thing like that.

You're my friend.

The champion of my cause.

You saved me.

Thanks to you I'm a free man
and I can do what I want.

Nobody would care.

- No, no, no, don't,
don't do that.

- I'm so miserable, Mr. Davies.

And I hurt.

Sometimes I think
I mighta done it

and being punished
for it, you know?

I mighta done it.

- JJ.

JJ, look at me.

Listen to me.

I k*lled Lola.

- No thank ya.

That's mighty big hearted of ya.

But you leave me alone.

Go on, get outta here.

- I swear it, I swear
it, I k*lled her.

- You wouldn't k*ll a fly.

I don't want your
lies to save me.

I'm not worth your
burnt offerin'.

But this time, this time
ya can be a witness, see?

[men grunting]

This g*n is mine!

[g*n roars]

[dramatic music]

- No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[chickens clucking]

- Well, that's that.

Who's that in the car?

That's George Davies!

George, George, what
are you doing here?

- Well, I come to visit JJ.

- He's dead.

He k*lled himself.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- Alice Moorse says he's been
talkin' about it for days.

Right through the heart.

Shows you were wrong.

He k*lled Lola.

- With the g*n and
the fingerprints.

- Alice touched it,
Pete touched it.

I'm not gonna bother
dustin' it for fingerprints.

It's even got mine on it.

I got eyes, I know a
suicide when I see one.

- Walter, I shot
him, I k*lled him.

- George, I know
you're mixed up.

The whole town's in back of ya,

rootin' for ya to
pull outta this.

Dr. Vince said you need to rest.

You been workin' too hard.

Lemme run ya home.

[George laughing]

- Home.

- Take a hot bath, get
into bed, come on now.

- You will be comforted to know

that George ultimately
got his wish

and was sent to prison
where he died a broken man.

One item I haven't mentioned

which I'm placing
in the cornerstone

is my dear sponsor's
last will and testament,

that bothersome fellow seems

to have mysteriously
disappeared.

Never mentioned me
in the will either.

Bother, certain people are
forever getting in a man's way

when he's working.

Now I can continue.

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