01x06 - Rudy One

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IBM I know

something that I want to

share I know

somewhere let me take you

there come along with me to find it it's

everywhere

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let's get going don't want to be too

late got a

feeling things will work out

great come on

everybody

let's the puzzle place we're going to

the puzzle place Sizzle and puzzle are a

double

and the peace police are on the beach

the puzzle place the puzzle place we're

going to the puzzle place and if you're

a king youve got the

king let's get going to the puzle puzle

the puzzle place the puzzle place we're

going to the puzzle

place no pleas no no

no please

absolutely not Ben I will not wear a

dress but Ben how am I ever going to

make this dress for my cousin you're the

same size she is when I get it to fit

you it'll fit her men do not wear

dresses they wear pants Ben that is not

true men all over the world wear dresses

huh weebus show them how men wear things

besides pants

see luck in Scotland they wear skirts

for special occasions you know like uh a

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parade and in Hawaii when men dance the

hoola they're grass skirts see they sway

back and forth with every

move in places like Egypt where the

weather is always hot men wear long

flowing robes to keep cool

Co Africa is very hot

too mide Warriors drape themselves in

beautiful loose fitting

Fabrics these men are called whirling

dervishes they're from Ean buul

turkey and in Bali men and boys wear

special skirts called

songs yeah have to wrap it up just right

so the song stays

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on see Ben lots of men wear dresses and

and Skye is going to help please no no

okay but don't tell anyone oh I won't

okay sky has all the stuff in the

basement come on come on Ben okay

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one

two oh

378

God

379 of all the

nerve 380 oh what's new Sizzle I'll tell

you what's new I just met a new cat in

the neighborhood and do you know what he

called me well as a matter of fact he

called me a pretty cat and a snoody

butti no yes not a snoy

PTI

yeah it made me so mad oh what am I

going to do about it NZ what should I

call him h

Sizzle I'm going to have to think about

that let's see here what should you call

him call him a uh no that's not going to

work new cat in town called your name

you call him nuzzle yeah

nuzzle no no don't call him nuzzle

Sizzle nuzzle is my name what mhm let's

see

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Rudy one to naughty one Rudy one to

naughty one I'm in naughty one very good

Rudy one I see you're in the puzzle

puzle place now let's go over the

plan okay I am to approach the children

in the puzzle place yes make friends

with one yes yes then treat all the

others badly and call them names yes I

am brilliant I'm smart I'm so

naughty but I have one question your

loness

why simple you ridiculous little

transistor head being friendly to one

and mean to the others will set the

children against each other they will

fight and become

enemies oh won't that be

fun someone's coming all right Rudy one

get busy getting busy oh one of

naughtiness

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hey guys look I'm sorry I'm late um

hello hello hey guys H now where is

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everybody wow look at you um hey who are

you

I am Rudy one I am a robot wow cool hey

I'm Leon um what are you doing here I

mean I didn't know robots could Bop

around on their own I have a self booing

capability Leon yeah

observe wee bum screen on um actually

it's

weebus oh CL revised weebus screen on

weebus display Audio Visual profile on

robots they look like

people and move like people but they're

not they're robots

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wow neat robots Rudy yes I like them too

robots are my kind of

people good one hey come on I want to

introduce you to my friends they're

going to love love you negative you

remain here I will go and surprise your

friends then they will really love me oh

okay go for it going for

it here you go you look great Ben these

yellow polka dots really compliment your

blonde hair watch it

Skye oh relax next Ben we're almost done

I just got to hey hey guys check that

out

whoa o I wonder if it can sew o sewing

is

ridiculous hey wait a minute he can't

talk that way to us right Ben yeah right

sky right H your name is sky that is

ridiculous oh I didn't know boys wore

dresses you look ridiculous watch it

Buster well that wasn't very nice he

said we were

ridiculous yeah he made me feel bad when

he said that me

too hey what about you has anyone ever

made you feel bad by by calling you a

name

well there's a good girl at school

that's about a foot taller than me and

when she gets mad she calls me shorty

and it hurts my feelings I was in school

there was this kid who was taller than

me and he usually pushed me around and

called me wimp I always get upset when

my sister and my brother they call me

names and hurt my feelings sometimes I

make fun of my glasses and it really

bothers me inside it's this boy who goes

to my school and he called me a bad name

and that made me

sad wow I guess lots of kids get their

feelings hurt when someone calls them

names yeah well at least we're not alone

but what should we

do wow tough

puzzle hey Rudy did you find the others

affirmative targets weren't located

targets all right right yeah robot talk

I bet they were surprised to meet you

affirmative they were surprised yeah I

thought they would be can I help you

Leon oh with the puzzle oh sure Rudy gee

you really are a great

friend hey thanks you're welcome Leon

friend ah

okay Sizzle now you say that this cat

called you a uh let's see prissy cat and

a snooty PTI yes in fact well Sizzle I'm

going to be your coach I'm going to

coach you in what to say to him good

great okay um Siz U that's okay

Coach okay coach now Sizzle I want you

to get tough I want you to March up to

that cat and Sizzle you call him

a oh no no no better not call him that

for what I'll tell you what Sizzle what

instead you march right up to him and

you call him a

a no well that's too mean what Sizzle

instead you march right up to that cat

and I want you to call him

a what no no that's not going to work

oh no instead instead instead what what

work you call him a uh you call him no

that's not going to

sizzle

Sizzle so you guys what are we going to

do about that rude robot yeah if only we

could figure out a way to turn him off

talking about robots yes so you met the

bucket of bolts too he Kiki I certainly

did and you know what he said he said I

should pack my toolbox because I was too

ridiculous to fix anything oh he said

that my hat was

ridiculous I get the feeling that

ridiculous is that robot's favorite word

yeah well what's ridiculous is that this

robot's being so mean to

everyone sorry what are we going to

do hey what do you think we should

do should tell someone that they're

calling you names you should never never

call them names back I say just to

ignore them try to tell someone that can

make them stop think about something

else think of all the happy things that

you have done like think of good things

if any anybody calls you a bad name or

anything NE never never try to get

revenge just walk

away well I'd like to give that robot a

few lessons in manners yeah me too and I

say we asked him to leave we don't have

to put up with that that's right Kiki I

should leave hey wait a minute where's

Leon have you guys seen him him

no no oh Leon's so sensitive I'm going

to find him before that robot insults

him too okay

sky are you almost done almost hey

Benny those polka dots mat your

hair doesn't you look good you look very

original okay Rudy from the top high

five high five low five low five Slide

Five slide five and the bump

bu Ry but remember

to

stop gee uh are you

okay affirmative I will stop next

time ah Rudy one you're the greatest hm

the greatest just what is the question

huh oh Sky you've met Rudy one right

isn't he

great great listen Leon I don't know how

to break this to you but not only is

this robot rude he's he's downright mean

he said some awful things to everyone

look whatever he said I'm sure he didn't

mean it he was just

kidding affirmative kid yuck yuck fun

stuff h it isn't fun stuff to call

people names

Rudy listen Leon what he treats you

differently than he treats the rest of

us and well we want him to

leave no yes no yes Leon no Sky yes no

the plan is working they are starting to

argue no yes Leon look Sky whatever he

say said I'm sure Rudy didn't mean it

but if you want him to leave fine I'll

leave

too I'm out of here no Li I didn't mean

for you I just meant

Rudy boy there's one aluminum can I'd

like to

recycle oh

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man h

oh hi nuzzle I was just up here thinking

you see I got this new friend Rudy W and

I think he's the greatest but nobody

likes him they say that he says mean

things to

them so what should I

do

thanks wow I can't believe Leon's worked

out on you like that Skye yeah I can

what it's like this since Rudy one is

nice to Leon Leon can't believe that

Rudy one is mean to the rest of us well

what if Rudy one is right yeah what if

we're the ones that are ridiculous and

he is right wait a minute guys who says

that robot is so smart we're not

ridiculous yeah right that's right Julie

yeah but but if if we're not ridiculous

well how come we felt hurt when that

robot said that we

were because it always hurts when

someone calls you names but we have to

remember that what the robot said isn't

true right right which means that Rudy

one is the one with the problem

yeah problem

huh I've been looking for something to

find

F hey that's

Rudy I called you ridiculous so you

would fight with each other but you are

not doing

this we're not fighting because we're

friends and you're wrong but you are not

my friend I can say whatever I want to

you no you can't Rudy because they're my

friends and when you're mean to my

friends it's just like being mean to me

H please explain what does this mean it

means you have to change the way you act

nobody wants to be around someone who

calls people names all the

time they say Sak and Stones can break

your bones but words can never hurt you

it doesn't feel feel that way to

me when you call us names it's not a

game you're going to make us feel

blue don't go hurting feelings that's no

way to

be you can't say that get it straight

right off

theat you can't say that we're going to

show you where it's

at you can't say that oh no you can't

say that

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we all have feels deep inside and about

each

other do you have feelings

too if you do then you know why we're

kind to one

another think of how you'd feel if we

said mean things to

you you can't say that get it straight

right off the B

you can't say that we're going to show

you where it's

at you can't say that oh no you can't

say

that if you like to change and things

right we show you how to do

it I am not programmed in that

way but if you try with all your might

you see there's nothing to

it sorry cannot read you try another

day I can't say that come on give a

try I can't say that won't you tell us

why I can only say ridiculous ridiculous

ridiculous you can't say that what a

beautiful song I am defragmented to my

core now do you understand of

affirmative but I am not a human I am a

machine yeah you cannot change you're

right I must

leave wait a minute Rudy one I got an

idea I can make some adjustments to you

m will adjustments hurt oh well it

tickle a little bit but come

on okay

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ta introducing the new the improved Rudy

one I am the new and improved Rudy one I

love

you I love Kiki I love Ben Sky Leon jod

and Julie I love Paris in the

springtime hey wait a minute how do you

feel about the lima beans I love them

what about do crayons I love them how

about cleaning up your room I love

it okay okay it needs some fine tuning H

well anyway Rudy at least now you can be

friends with everyone here yes but first

I must call the naughty one he will love

my new personality and enhanced user

interface come in nauy

one yes who is that oh Rudy

one hello naughty one I just called to

say I love you I just called to say how

much I care I just call to say I love

you and I mean it from the bottom of my

ROM what Rudy what are experiencing a

complete system failure return to me

immediately did those children do this

to you yes I I love them and they are my

friends hey they can be your friends too

negative get back here at

once well at least you tried

Rudy yes but I must return to to the

naughty

one I'd like to thank you Leon and your

friends for recalibrating my responses

and for upgrading my operating system oh

you're welcome Rudy I think maybe you

can come back and visit sometime I would

like that Leon you are my friend too you

bet Rudy high five high five low five

low five and Slide Five Slide Five

and byebye

Friends bye Rudy goodbye

byee

bye come on N come on tell me something

to say to that cat yeah something mean

something that'll make him feel bad yeah

like the way I felt when he called me a

a cat and a snoody

py whoa Sizzle I have just realized IED

what you have to do yeah nothing yeah

yeah that's

it what think about it Sizzle if you

call him something like a rat cat or a a

crabby Tabby then Sizzle Sizzle no then

you'll be mean too and well that's just

not you Sizzle no sir the sizz I know

doesn't make B great but

but well yeah I'm not mean but it hurt

my feeling when he said that oh

siel well well just ignore him look the

things he says aren't true right well

right so it's his problem not yours

right

well I I guess so right

and that's my game plan

Sizzle now Sizzle I want you to get out

there and hunker down and stick to the

plan and do nothing

right

great thanks coach

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