02x09 - Nick Takes Over A Town

[bunniefuu]

[Banjo playing, birds chirping]

[Hip-hop music playing]

Yeah, gotta go to the show.

[Car banging]

Man...

Man! Not right now.

Stupid truck.

What?

Sound like a rod.

Man. I didn't know cars had rods.

Well, you guys got a mechanic in this town?

There's pete, up the street.

Probably booked up for about weeks.

Weeks? I only got a half an hour to do the show,

And it starts now.

Well, enjoy your stay.

Yeah, thanks.

Man, where will I get money to pay for a rod?

I didn't know cars had rods.

I got a show to start.

Well, I guess I'm taking over a small town.

♪♪ I'm taking over ♪♪

♪♪ Come on ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

Hey, what's up guys. Nick cannon here,

And I'm taking over a town.

Yeah, exciting, right?

I'm telling you, it's gonna be off the hook.

Because I'm gonna make this town my own.

Hey, horses.

Hey. [Indistinct]

Hey, what's up, children?

At least they got kids in this town.

I'm feeling that. All right, guys.

Now, I gotta get a job, because I gotta pay for my truck.

So maybe somebody in this town can help me find a job.

Hey, how ya doing? My name's nick cannon,

Julian. That's your name, right? Miss julian?

It says it on the thing.

No, actually my name's caitlin.

Caitlin? Why's that say "miss julian"?

Because caitlin's my name, and miss julian's my title.

Oh, so the town must be called julian.

Yes. Miss julian.

Oh, ok. Cool. So my car broke down,

And I gotta get it fixed,

And I've got a television show I have to tape,

And I really need some money so I gotta get a job.

Can you help me?

I think they're hiring down at the apple orchard.

They could use some help picking apples.

Apple orchards. Apples big in this town?

Uh, yeah. Big enough to make a whole bunch of pies.

Miss julian told me they're hiring down at the apple orchard.

Looks like an orchard.

These are apples.

Hey, how you doing, man. My name's nick cannon,

And actually I heard you guys are hiring up here at the apple orchard

And I was just wondering if you could hook a brother up with a job.

Sure. I have an apple peeling machine here.

We slice apples for the pie companies in town.

What you do is take off any excess peel on the apple,

And you put it down there, and it will slice it for you.

Oh, yeah, I got this. Ok, great.

I can do this, yeah.

This is mike, and mike will be feeding you the apples.

Hey, mike, what it is, player, all right.

And good luck.

Thanks a lot.

Whoa, mikey baby.

How ya doing?

Uh...fine.

Wait a minute. You're missing some peel here.

Uh...see, it was dull.

I'm just giving you a hard time. You're doing a fine job--

What?

Uh, maybe I'm not cut out for apple peeling.

All right, since I'm taking over a town,

I gotta get in with the people. You know, mingle a little bit.

See what it's all about. Let's go.

Hey, how're you doing?

How are you?

I see you guys have a lot of cool stuff here.

Like... The frog?

The frog with the pipe in his mouth.

Oh, wow!

[Percussive sound]

That's off the hook.

Can I see that?

Yeah.

[Thundering sound]

Look. The kids got thunder in their hands.

How they do that?

Look, there's nothing in there.

It's just a string and a big old coffee mug.

And it makes thunder.

This one? Hmm?

Oh, man. Ukulele.

Bring the thunder.

Here we go.

♪♪ Get on down in a small town ♪♪

♪♪ Get on down in a small town ♪♪

♪♪ Get on down ♪♪

♪♪ Get on down in a small town ♪♪

♪♪ Get on down in a small town ♪♪

♪♪ Get on down in a small town ♪♪

Whoa, that was good. All right.

Hello, son.

Whoa, son.

Yo, what's up, money?

Francis spunkle, son, and I'm just over here

In this small town looking for my man nick, son.

I got lost, son. I don't know where he at, so I'm trying to find him.

Maybe someone can help me find--

Hey. Somebody over there.

Come on, then. Yo, yo!

Yo, yo. Yo, son!

Ok, here's the situation.

Yeah?

I'm lost.

I don't know where to go, b.

I'm looking for the town that nick cannon's taking over,

And he said come down the block--

Hey, son. What's that?

Well, that's a gold mine.

A gold who? A gold mine.

A gold mine!

Yo, b, you know what I'm saying?

I'm ready to go get my gold on, son.

I'ma rush the gold, 'cause I'm a gold rusher.

Yeah, son. This is like , son.

♪♪ The gold is mine ♪♪

Hello?! I'm just coming in to get some gold.

Whoa.

[Echoing] hello?

Who said that?

This looks like the place to start digging, money.

I'm gettin' the gold. Gold, here I come, son.

Gaining momentum, son. Gaining momentum, son.

Yeah!

[Rumbling]

Whoa, son!

Whoa, son. Gold.

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold!

No, b!

This ain't gold, son.

This is golden chocolate.

Mmm. Them's good, son.

Whoa!

I discovered a whole candy mine!

Oh, man.

This is nice, b.

Cinnamon, we got buttercups,

This is nice.

I can't hold it all in, son.

Who the heck's down here?

What are you doing in my store?

Uh, store? I was--huh?

What the heck-- did you get--

All right. You're not going anywhere until you clean up this mess.

Uh...

And I want it cleaned up.

Mr. Goodbar!

Hey, come back here!

Need to find a job.

Hey! Got a job for the newspaper,

To be a reporter.

"Talk to mike." Mike? Who's mike?

Excuse me, ma'am. Do you know where

I could find somebody named "mike"?

Mike? From the newspaper? He's right there.

That's mike?

That guy sitting right there.

Wow, this is a small town.

Hey, mike, what's up, man.

My name's nick cannon, and I was just reading in the newspaper here

That you guys are looking for a new town reporter.

Uh, I could do that. I could help you out.

I am looking for a reporter.

I need a reporter to cover the pie- eating contest today.

I'm on it. All right.

Thanks, mike. I won't let you down.

Yeah, baby, on the beat. Making it happen.

Pie-eating contest.

Woman: each person will take one bite of pie

And then blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

This is...boring.

Time to take over.

...blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Hey, um, excuse me.

But how would you like it if I made this way cooler?

[Cheers and applause]

All right, you guys. Welcome to the game

I like to call "pie ala twist"

We got three teams.

And three pie ala twist boards

With different flavors of pie on the board.

We got apple, berry, peach and cherry.

I'll be up here at the little spinny chart thingy,

And I'll be spinning it,

And whichever body part it lands in

That's what body part you put in the pie.

Last person standing without falling is the winner.

You guys ready?

Yeah!

'Bout to get my spin on.

Right foot apple pie!

Aw, yeah.

Right foot berry pie.

Left foot apple pie.

That's nasty.

Left foot berry pie.

Aww, peace out, player.

Get out of--awww.

Well, team number one, you're out.

Now it's time to move on to round two.

All right. Both teams are gonna be on the same pad.

Last man standing, baby.

Here we go. First spin.

Left hand cherry.

Left hand peach.

Right foot apple.

Oh, can she get that? Can she get that?

Aw, she got her toe in, all right.

Left hand berry. Left hand peach.

Right hand cherry.

Whoa. Rewind. Player fell on his knee.

Peace. You're out.

Oh, another one bites the pie. Two down.

Yeah, we got two left. Here we go.

Right foot cherry.

Ah--ah--ah.

All right. Close one.

Right hand berry.

Ah-ah!

Right foot apple.

Right hand cherry.

That was a close one.

Right foot cherry.

Awwwww.

All right. Yeah.

Oh...aw...

Yeah. Thanks, dude.

You're the winner, man. How do you feel?

Great. I wish we had someone like you to run this town.

You wish I was running the town?

Yeah.

I wish I could.

Do you guys wish I was here running the town?

All: yeah!

I would, but that's the mayor's job, right?

We don't have a mayor.

You guys don't have a mayor?

All: no!

Ha ha ha. I got an idea.

♪♪ Nick cannon, nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Nick nick nick nick nick nick nick cannon ♪♪

Yo, throw your hands in the air, don't go nowhere,

Because we're on the campaign, nick cannon for mayor.

All: nick cannon for mayor!

Hi. Mayor cannon. That sounds good.

Man, this is great. If I become mayor,

Then I'll have more than enough money to get my car fixed.

Wow. Then I'll have my own town, too.

What's this? Town hall.

Hey, I gotta go see what's going on in there.

Gonna be the new mayor.

[Singing]

♪♪...buy some dime store diamonds ♪♪

♪♪ And pierce them through my ear ♪♪

♪♪ Paint my mouth a rosy red ♪♪

[Hip hop beat plays over singing]

So hey, um, hey, how y'all doing?

My name's nick cannon,

And, actually, I'm running for mayor.

I represent the ain't no party.

'Cause there ain't no party like a nick cannon party.

Ok, so can I be down? How can I hang?

What can I do to help you guys?

Well, yes, nick, we're a service club,

And we love to do nice things for kids.

Ahh! Oh.

I want to be a part of this, whatever I can do,

Because I'm all about the people,

And I want to help the kids and all that stuff.

So let's make this happen.

Merlene.

Eileen.

Sandra.

Karen.

Danette.

Linda.

Arlene.

Nick.

♪♪ We are pleasing ♪♪

♪♪ Dancing in my pink and green sateen ♪♪

Nick: pink and green!

[Hip-hop beat plays over singing]

[Holding last note]

Nick cannon for mayor, everybody!

All right, since I'm running for mayor of this town

I gotta make sure my campaign is kid-friendly.

That's why I'm here at the town vineyard

Where we got a huge, big grape vat.

You know grapes make wine,

But, hey, grapes also make grape jelly, right?

All: yeah!

So we're going to make some peanut butter and jelly juice.

All right, kids, send in the grapes.

Yeah. And to complete the recipe,

You gotta add peanuts. Right?

Put in the peanuts.

My favorite sandwich in a bottle.

Oh, it's cold!

Ah, yeah. Come on.

Get in. Get your stomp on.

Come on. Y'all join the circle. Bunny hop.

Aw, yeah. Crush those grapes.

Peanut butter and jelly juice.

Whoa! Peanut butter and jelly juice.

Tastes like feet.

Step right up and get your peanut butter and jelly juice.

And remember, nick cannon for mayor.

Kids: nick cannon for mayor!

Nick cannon.

[Cheers and applause]

All right, all right, they call me oswald watkins,

Now y'all can call me original soul brother if you want to

Because as you all already know,

I'm the originator of soul music.

I've got albums out right now.

All of them top number-one hits, if you hear what I'm saying.

I'm gonna sing a couple of songs,

Classic hits for my man, young boy, nick cannon.

He's running for mayor of this town, as I understand.

Are y'all gonna vote for nick cannon?

All: yeah!

Just before we get started on this fun raiser we're having here--

Now we take the "d" off it, 'cause we don't need no funds,

Run da da dun with the d-ah-d. No.

This is a fun raiser. So how many out there like to have fun?

♪♪ Clap your hands now, keep it going now ♪♪

♪♪ Oh, yeah, nick cannon for mayor ♪♪

♪♪ Oh, get you some, get you some of that now, yeah ♪

♪♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

♪♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon for mayor ♪♪

♪♪ Nick for mayor ♪♪

♪♪ I feel ya when you say that, aw, sing it out ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon for mayor ♪♪

♪♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon for mayor ♪♪

Come on, sing it with me.

♪♪ I like to vote ♪♪ ♪♪ for nick cannon ♪

♪♪ I like to vote ♪♪ ♪♪ for nick cannon♪

♪♪ I like to vote ♪♪ ♪♪ for nick cannon ♪

♪♪ I like to vote ♪♪ ♪♪ for nick cannon♪

♪♪ I like to vote ♪♪ ♪♪ for nick cannon ♪

Nick cannon, nick cannon, nick cannon,

Nick cannon for mayor!

Yo, the campaigning never stops, baby.

It's votin' time.

Yeah!

[Hail to the chief plays]

Nick cannon for mayor!

Nick cannon for mayor!

Nick cannon for mayor!

My fellow people!

Don't ask what can nick cannon do for you.

Ask what you can do for nick cannon.

Time to vote. You guys ready to vote?

All: yeah!

Well, since I'm the only candidate for mayor,

If you're gonna vote for me say "ow"!

Ow!

O-oh.

O-oh.

Say h*, h*!

h*, h*!

I declare myself mayor. Yay!

All right, now my first business as mayor of this town,

I'm changing the name, baby.

It's now called cannonville!

As mayor and representative of the ain't no party,

I want everybody to repeat after me.

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Do my ladies take this party over ♪♪

♪♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪

♪♪ Or do my dogs take this party over ♪♪

♪♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪

I wanna thank everybody who helped me take over this episode

And helped me take over this town.

It was off the hook. Especially thank y'all at home.

Keep watchin'. Hey, we're partyin', right?

Let me hear you all scream!

[Screams]