02x13 - Nick Takes Over Nick Cannon (Best Of)

[bunniefuu]

Finally, a moment to myself.

Time for a little snack.

Nick cannon?

Hey, what's up?

I loved it when you did

The wedding scene, where you took over.

That was so awesome. That was so great. Cool.

Keep watching the show. I will, I will.

Ok. Thanks a lot.

It's time to eat.

Nick cannon! What's up, man?

What's going on?

How you doin'? Nice to meet you.

You know, I loved it when you took over the beach, man.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was awesome.

Yeah, yeah. Cool, man. Well, keep watching the show.

We'll be doing big things. All right. Yeah.

Be easy. Peace.

Love the fans, but got to get my food.

Nick cannon!

Hi! I--i watch your show all the time!

I can't believe I'm actually meeting you.

I loved it when you took over school.

That was my favorite.

Keep watching the show. We're doing lots of stuff.

Glad to meet you. You take care, ok?

Bye.

Not gonna finish that.

You know what? With me getting all this attention from the show...

I got to have a "best of" show.

Nick cannon taking over the nick cannon show.

Yeah!

♪ We takin' over ♪

♪Come on ♪

♪Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

Hey, y'all. What's up? Nick cannon here.

You caught me behind the scenes, baby.

Here, making it all happen, is nick cannon,

Taking over nick cannon.

I just want to share with you all

A couple of my precious moments of my wonderful show

That we all love.

Y'all love it? I love it. We lovin' here, right?

Just gonna show you some of the greatest moments,

So let's get this show poppin'.

Start it.

Let's do this.

Man: action. Yo. What's up, you guys?

Nick cannon here, and I'm taking over base--one more time.

Yo. What's up, my peoples?

Look, I'm here at dodger stadium, and i--

[Stuttering]

Yo! What's up, my people? Nick cannon chillin' here,

And I'm taking over baseball, baby!

See, I'm here at dodger league-- dodger league stadium?

Man, we gonna talk to some major-leaguers today,

And it's gonna happen like-- one more time.

We gonna talk to all the major-leaguers--

You know, ask them if there's anything they wanted

To change about baseball, and, of course,

I'm gonna change baseball, and they gonna show me

How to become...

[Helicopter]

It don't get no bigger than this.

[Nick and crew laughing]

♪ Nick cannon ♪

You know, sometimes I have to do

Really crazy things on this show,

Like what I'm getting set up for right now.

When I get set up... Y'all watch this, though.

Oh, this is crazy.

Aah! Aah!

All right, I know you think

Most of the stuff we do on this show isn't real,

But most of the time, it is. Oh, my goodness!

And unlike other actors, I don't have my own stunt man.

I end up having to do all this stuff by myself.

But it's cool, 'cause I'm a wild boy like that.

I mean, you know...

Trying to take over the military was pretty hard,

And so was learning how to surf.

Being a clown was pretty tough, too.

This is some hard work. Aaah!

Aaah...

Aah!

This is painful!

And even being an animated character had its pitfalls.

But the hardest thing I can remember was wrestling miss joanie.

Oh... What?!

That made me mad.

Well, nobody said taking over stuff was easy.

Aaah!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Whew!

Who said I don't do my own stunts, baby?

Jackie chan ain't got nothin' on me.

I'm straight. You all straight?

Yeah. We're getting a lot of glare.

Oh! My back.

[Laughing]

♪ Nick nick nick nick nick nick cannon, nick cannon ♪

My favorite part of the show

Is when nick plays with the animals.

Nick: I got to do all kinds of things with the animals on this show.

Hey, people, meet the new family pet.

He's not jumping down here!

Meet the snake.

[Girl screaming] oh, my god!

Yuck!

Yuck is right. Yuck is right!

[Shouting unintelligibly]

Nick: I got to play with the animals...

Whoa! Ok.

Man: it's a rose chilean tarantula. Ok, rose.

I got to eat with the animals...

This don't taste good.

Take care of the animals...

You farted?

It's natural. It's natural, girl.

When you do a massage,

You got to let it all out.

That's called aromatherapy.

Sometimes you even fight with the animals.

Hey, little kitty.

[Screaming]

[Cat yowling]

[Bear roaring]

Hey, I even got to be an animal.

♪ Nick nick nick nick nick cannon, nick cannon ♪

♪ Nick nick nick nick nick cannon ♪

♪ Nick cannon ♪

♪ Nick nick nick cannon ♪

Whoa, rose movin'.

Rose is movin' on up my arm.

All right, you can go ahead and get rose now.

♪Yeah ♪

My favorite part is when nick goes out

And interviews all the people on the street.

Give me some gossip on her.

She...likes a boy from school.

What boy does she like from school?

Shawn. You like--

You like shawn?

Ooh, she likes shawn!

Shawn, she like you.

She like you. Call her.

Oh, my god.

I heard you guys were thinking about getting married.

As long as elvis marries us.

Like...

[Imitating elvis] do you take this man

To be your lawfully wedded husband?

Woman: sure.

And, uh, hey there, fella...

Do you take this lovely lady here

To be your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

You may kiss the bride.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Beatboxing]

Ahh...

I'd like to do the robot.

I would like to do it, but I'm in uniform.

We can't dance in uniform, you know.

Let me see. Let me see.

We ain't gonna tell nobody about it. Let me see.

You got to bring your two legs in there one time...

Here comes the sergeant. Here comes the sergeant.

How many people can act like animals?

Rrrr! [Giggles]

Rrrr! That sound like a isuzu.

[Screeching]

What is that? I don't know.

Me, either.

How do you call for a dodger dog?

Dodger dog! Dodger dog!

[Playing trumpet]

[Girls cheering]

Man, you had the ladies screaming.

That's all I got to do is...

[Imitating trumpet]

[Girls screaming]

Oh, I'm doing that everywhere I go.

♪ Nick nick cannon ♪

You know what's weird?

People always say I'm in, like, crazy costumes and stuff,

But I never know what they're talking about.

I actually really enjoy all my outfits,

And the wardrobe on this show does a wonderful job, don't you think?

Look. I'm wearing this to the club.

Can I take this off now?

♪ Nick, , , , unh! ♪

I'm cupid!

It's me--saint nick.

Order in the food court!

My little homey here needs some chicken.

"Kut" the cheese.

That's k-u-t. That's a name.

"Kut" the cheese.

All right.

[Laughing] I'm sorry.

You are showing me up right now.

I don't know if I can do this.

[As frenchman] ha ha!

Queenie, my sister!

Sir nick of nickelodeon.

[Garbled] ♪ nick... ♪

You're not supposed to be bare.

The horse is supposed to be bare.

♪ Nick, , , ♪

[Pop pop]

All: food fight!

Nick: yo! There's no time to rest,

'Cause when we get back, it's more best of the best.

You want to be funny, huh?

Nick nick nick cannon ♪

Whatever I say when I start going like this,

You guys scream, all right, when I start going like that.

Man: action.

And the pimple on her butt looked like oprah winfrey!

[All screaming]

And then...

Britney spears farted!

[All screaming]

Anna nicole smith's show got renewed for another season!

[All screaming]

Then they said...

That's not your toe! That's your uncle!

[Halfhearted screaming]

That really wasn't that scary.

But hey, I try, right?

♪ Nick nick cannon ♪

You know what I'm sayin'?

You know, I love the nick cannon show.

Any time he need me to come down--that's my man.

He need me, I'm there.

He ain't even got to give me money.

He just give me ice cream, right, or set me up to where I get some ice cream.

I'm there, son.

♪ Ahh ♪

Hey, how y'all doin'? This is oswald watkins,

The original soul brother.

♪ Collard greens is hot and lovin' ♪

You had a hit back in ' , I think it was.

It was called tater skins and toe jam.

See, now, that's a fan right there. You see that?

[Cheering]

Aaah...

Uh, we have these.

Oh, they got a little pop.

That will certainly maybe pop some of those corns you have.

Might make popcorn out of them.what do you think of that?

What--what you say, sucker?

What y'all be talkin' about?

Announcer: she dives...

And makes the catch.

Unbelievable!

♪ I'm so proud to be your aunt ♪

Oh. Ooh! Oh!

[Continues singing]

Ohh...

That one belongs to a horse.

That big one right there, that belongs to an elephant.

Oh. That one's mine. Sorry.

Oh, excuse me.

[Farting] feels good.

Let 'er rip! [Farting]

[Sighs]

There's some in the burgers.

There's some in the burg--

There's some in the burg-- all right.

Maybe we'll try something else.

Rrrrrico!

Rico, rico, rico, rico!

I am man--all man.

The seat of the jungle is magnifico, no?

No, no, no!

She talk to me now.

You see, this is a cameraman.

The cameraman follows me because I am rico.

Do you love me, cameraman?

I love you, rico. Yes!

♪ Go, latanya ♪

Ben, how you doin'?

I just want to give you my own award.

I just wanted you--

Because you are the funniest guy that I know, ok?

Thank you very much. Good luck to you.

He was a nice guy. Forget what everybody say.

You got my eyes.

Look. He has my eyes.

Oh, francis spunkle, are you gonna talk to me?

Get that other hand up there. Oh...

Get your right hand up.

Go without me!

♪Yo, bro! Yo, bro! Yo! Yo! ♪

♪ La la la la la, francis ♪

Just wash the dishes!

You ain't got no hair.

You told me that I ain't got no hair.

Francis, it will grow back. Believe me.

Yours didn't grow back, money!

It's out of ice!

So that mean I'm iced out, son!

♪ Party ♪

♪ This--this--this-- this is so... ♪

My favorite part of the show

Is when nick cannon has all the celebrities.

Nick: yeah!

Me and the celebrities.

I've had a chance to hook up with some of hollywood's finest,

And the funnest part is they never know what to expect!

I was pitching a movie about some martians, right,

And some midgets--

I love it. You love it?

Man, you would be great in it, too.

But would I be playing a martian or a m*dget?

The martians are midgets.

Oh.

'Cause this got a little tight fit.

This is not a tuxedo. This is like a clown.

Yeah, it does look like a clown, huh?

[Honk honk]

Now do the heart. The heart.

You know the heart part. Right.

See, I'm coming out with, like,

Oven mittens, you know what I'm saying?

That's hot, right? Get it? Hot.

But I've got oven mitts.

You got oven mitts already?

So you trying to be my competition.

You already got your own oven mitts?

You the man!

It's your show. It's your hospital. Do your thing.

I will.

Amanda bynes!

I got a movie for you!

It's a wonderful movie.

It's about martian munchkins attack.

Hey, doin' lunch? I loved you

In that thing that you did.

That was wonderful.

♪ Whoa ♪

♪Whoa whoa ♪

It's all about the feelin'.

We from the soul.

I feel your pain and all that, but I don't feel no soul.

And the one famous move that you have to learn

Is the shimmy, where you go like that.

See, I like the shimmy. I was thinking about teaching my new--

That's a shimmy. Oh, my gosh.

That's good. That's really good.

I think-- I'm feeling the shimmy.

Ok, yeah. That's cool. That's hot.

I like your shimmy better than mine.

This will be the new shimmy.

This is the new shimmy? Yeah.

Ok. I started a new shimmy.

Can I have my microphone back?

Thank you. Gonna shimmy my way out.

He's, like, bad now. He's too cool for school.

He doesn't want to hang out with me.

All right. Now, when we take over things,

Sometimes we get a little messy.

But it's all fun, right? We have fun when we get messy.

Kids: yeah!

Check out some of our messiest moments.

[Kids laughing]

Let 'er rip.

Hopefully, you won't split down the middle in about an hour.

Get it on down.

[Laughing]

Oh, yeah!

Nick: it's all right.

You lookin' like you're doin'--oh!

All: food fight!

Nick: you want to be funny, huh? Yeah!

[Laughing]

It's now shower time!

[Women screaming]

That's what I'm talkin' about.

All right, you guys. This is nick cannon behind the scenes,

Doing all type of stuff, you know--

Things you probably never, ever, ever get to see

During a normal show.

Here, just take a look.

I'll show you what I'm talkin' about.

♪ With nick-o, nick-o, act like you know ♪

I'm ready for the action.

[Shouts indistinctly]

All hospital patients need exercise, right?

And what better way to exercise than--

[Slurs] I can't say "little relay."

All hospital patients need exercise, right?

And what better way to... [Stutters]

It's gettin' late.

Hey!

[Laughter]

There's all types of wonderful things here in the mall

Just to take over.

I'm having a great time. What's this?

A mall? No, that's not a mall.

It's a hair salon is what that is.

You aren't gonna dance?

[Snorts]

He needs a little breath mint.

Hey, you guys.

I'm about to meet--

Man: ready, kyle?

Hey, we tryin' to do this now.

Second man: we're ready to do the intro.

Third man: we are active in the box.

♪ London, aah! ♪

♪ Old london ♪

♪ Diggy diggy diggy ♪

♪ Got to take it over now ♪

♪ I'm gonna take it, oh, yeah! ♪

Sing it, player.

♪ Old london ♪

♪ Old london ♪

♪ Got to get your hands on... ♪

Yeah, something like that.

People! I got...

I have bad dental work.

Ok, hold it.

[Laughing]

I told you I needed fixodent, money.

♪ Ohh ♪

[Beatboxing]

[Gagging]

[Laughing]

♪ Any ♪ ♪time ♪

♪Any ♪ ♪where ♪

♪ Any ♪ [laughing]

This is the beat. Yeah!

♪Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

♪There ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

Let's hear it!

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

I like that, dog. Woman: I can't hear you!

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

Nick: yeah!

Are you nick cannon?

I am, and I'm making sure--aww.

I watch your show every day.

See how the officers get love?

I'm just making sure the fashion is correct.

Ain't you that woman, too?

Your fashion ain't correct if you're that woman, too,

With them long nails. Ha ha ha!

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, with them high heels on,

And you were trying to get usher's phone number.

Turn the camera off.

♪ We takin' over ♪

What? ♪Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party... ♪

♪ Act like you know ♪

Do my ladies take this party over...

[Shouting]

Or do my dogs take this party over?

Oh, yeah!

Sing it!

Whew! That was funny.

I tell you, I'm a fool.

Yeah. Hey, I just want to thank everybody

Who ever helped me take over anything.

But I definitely want to thank everybody out there

For watching and being my fans, all right?

Nick cannon, saying, "holla. Peace."

Peace out. I'll holla.

I'll holla!

Peace out, y'all.

I'm out, baby. Good-lookin' out.

Happy trails, pardner.

Two fingers, baby.

Nick cannon show takin' over.

All: peace out!

Nick cannon. Holla. Whoo!

♪ ...don't stop ♪

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

♪ Do my ladies take this party over? ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Or do my dogs take this party over? ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪

♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪

Kid: can I use your shirt?

This is nick cannon, signing off...

And poppin' the collar.

♪ We takin' over ♪