01x09 - Nick Takes Over Style

[bunniefuu]

Hey, going shopping with your parents is boring, right?

Hold their purse,

While they go pick out corny clothes for us and stuff.

I should take over this department store, huh?

You know what?

I'm gonna take over style in general.

Just the whole thing, everything that's stylish.

'Cause I'm stylish, right?

I can take over style. Let's do this, baby.

♪♪ I'm taking over ♪♪

♪♪ Come on ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

Yo, what's going on, man?

I can't...get it.

I'm not really filling it here, though.

Me and my homie, chillin'.

Y'all brothers?

Y'all look alike.

Hold it down. Keep your head up.

Maybe I could stand here

And do the same thing that y'all doing.

Is it cool if I join you guys

In being real still?

Wish I could get my leg like that.

See, she got strong calves. She's holding her leg up.

Heads. That's, you know...

Be like the new backstreet boy thing without all the dancing.

There's some bodies over there looking for y'all.

Y'all be a perfect match if y'all would kick it together.

Got a whole lot of personality. I like you.

If you had some eyes I would look into 'em.

If you had some ears, I would whisper into 'em.

If you had some hair, I would run my fingers through it.

Go in the fitting room, see what's going on.

For your protection and ours,

These fitting rooms are monitored by male security personnel.

That's what he doing.

He's making sure all the males are secure.

You know, 'cause males have insecurities.

So when they come by, he say, "ooh, yeah, that look nice.&Quot;

That's his job.

Hey, what's going on, man.

What you doing, man? You sitting here chillin'?

I'm waiting for my girlfriend. She's changing.

Man, she takes so long.

I feel your pain, man.

Like, you think maybe you could get dressed faster than your girlfriend?

Yeah, I'm positive.

Where's your girlfriend at?

She in here?

What's your girlfriend's name?

Ginger.

Ginger. Gi-ginger.

Yeah?

How're you doing?

Your boyfriend said that you take a very long time getting dressed.

And we wanted to create a little challenge

To see who can get dressed faster between the two of you.

I think I can get dressed faster than this guy.

No.

Yeah. He takes forever.

Ok, ok, ok.

Don't tip, don't tip. We can set this up right now.

I'm gonna put clothes in there, I'm gonna put clothes in there.

I wanna see which one of you guys

Can get dressed the fastest in seconds.

Ready?

Oh, yeah. I'm ready.

Wait, make it a little more interesting.

Think we'll go ahead and...

Blindfold you.

Put on your blindfolds.

Seconds on the clock. Ready, set...go!

Everything going all right there?

All right, you guys.

.........

.........

.........

! Come on out.

All right. Take the blindfolds off.

Ha ha ha! I said I'll beat you.

Ha ha ha! You didn't beat me.

What's up with the belt, man.

I didn't have time to put it on.

So you just stuffed it down.

You have on a lot of clothing.

How many you got on?

Two jackets and...

...two pairs of jeans.

Ok.

I match better.

Lookit. Lookit, lookit.

And I have way more.

Look at the blue and the blue. It matches.

I have a complete outfit on. That was the deal.

You so lost.

I so won. I won.

You know what?

Come together, and you guys make the perfect outfit.

It's a tie. Keep the clothes. It's on me.

Have fun.

Look like you got attacked by a thrift store.

We're in the cosmetic department.

I don't really know too much about it.

Wonder what she doing here?

We'll talk to her.

Hey, how're you doing? My name is nick cannon.

You know, this is my store now,

Taking over this whole place.

So, like, you need anything, I can help you.

Whatever you need.

Well, I'm just waiting for a makeover beauty consultation.

A beauty consultation makeover? Oh...

Yeah, I wanna surprise my husband.

I can help you out with that.

Your husband gonna be surprised.

And you ain't said nothing but a word.

Yeah? Yeah!

After this, people gonna be taking pictures of you.

I guarantee.

Now see what you look like.

Oh, I can't wait.

You look just wonderful.

Here you go, here's the mirror.

Ok, here goes.

What have you done?

What...

I look horrible!

No, you said you wanted your husband to be surprised.

What have you done to me? I look like a freak!

♪♪ Nick cannon ♪♪

All right, we took over this whole department store, man.

We just went crazy.

Now, if I'm gonna still take over style,

I gotta come up with my own clothing line, baby.

I gotta come up with something hotter

Than just the jeans and t-shirts

And all that other kind of stuff.

Man, I want something big, something different,

Something hot.

Something like...

Oven mits.

Get it? Hot, oven mits.

Too hot to touch. Zzzz!

Man, put some rhinestones on it.

Now all I need is to learn how to market it

And put it out there to the people.

Who can help me?

Sean john!

We can talk to p. Diddy himself.

Let's go talk to him.

I'm here with the fashion guru himself,

P. Diddy.

What's up?

What's going down, man?

I'm taking over fashion, baby.

You gonna help me out?

We gonna talk.

We gonna converse.

That's the word for the day...

Conversing about fashion.

We puttin' it down.

♪♪ Cannon ♪♪

Yo! What's going on?

We're here with the fashion guru himself,

Mr. P. Diddy.

What's up?!

I got the sean john here on and everything.

I got the sean john drawers, really.

Sean john, we make underwear, too.

Sean john, baby.

I'm telling you. I'm just trying to put it out.

I'm trying to start my own little line of fashion.

Now, your line done took everything.

They got sean john underwear,

Sean john jeans,

The denim, the kids line.

I'm thinking of some stuff.

See, let me show you.

See, like this.

I'm coming out with, like, oven mittens.

That's hot. Right? Get it? Hot.

But I got oven mits.

You got oven mits already.

Sean john oven mits, yeah.

So you're trying to be my competition.

You already got sean john oven mits?

Well, maybe I could come up with something else,

Like maybe a construction hat.

You ain't got construction hats, do you?

Did that in '.

He got construction hats.

Uh...what I need to do?

Aprons.

Aprons will be hot!

With the oven mits.

Because everything is so hot.

So, like, I'm thinking of a name to come up with and stuff, too.

Because you know, sean john, that's your name.

So I got the initials, maybe nc wear.

What you think? What could be the name of my line?

I think you should go with cannon wear.

Cannon wear, like that.

'Cause you know, that's me.

Jock straps, can I do jock straps?

Yeah.

Ok.

You can definitely do that.

Ok. Yeah, jock straps.

Y'all watch out for cannon wear, up and coming.

They specialize in, um...

The mits and the um...

And aprons. And jock straps.

And jock straps.

I'm glad we had this conversation, young man.

Yeah, all right.

Me, too.

All right.

I appreciate it.

♪♪ Nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon ♪♪

Yo! What's up, my people?

We got melrose avenue.

It's like the fashion mecca of the whole country!

And I'm out here to get my style on.

Get people to try my clothes on.

My cannon wear.

Make it happen. Walk.

So, I'm trying to come up with a whole new,

Like, fashion accessory line.

It's called cannon wear and stuff.

But I'm trying to take it to the next level.

Everybody got the same old scarves

And bandannas and earrings and stuff.

Yeah.

So I was just wondering

If I could give you, like, a couple of things to try on.

Ok.

Put this on.

When have you ever seen anybody rock an apron?

Yeah.

As a cute top, right.

You know what I mean?

You got pockets.

And if you want, like, when it's real hot outside,

You don't even have to wear your jeans.

It could be like a dress, too.

Yeah, it could be a dress, but I'd be naked in the back.

Well, we would work that out.

We still working on that.

I've come up with something with cannon wear,

Now when you hurt yourself or injure yourself...

Ha ha ha ha!

You can still be stylish.

All right, yeah. It's like my cat.

You'll be petting your arm all day.

And you got the dragon on.

Like cisco.

[Growling noise]

You got the bling-bling destiny child one.

Yeah.

Instead of like, bling-bling, it's like, broke-broke.

She's still a diva, even though her arm all broke up.

All right. So like, construction wear

Has always been hot in the fashion industry.

So I thought I'd take cannon wear to the next level

And come on out with the construction hats.

Stylish, you know what I'm saying?

Would you rock this?

Yeah, sure. I think it looks good.

How do I look?

You look awesome!

Work it, girl!

Like, boys gonna come, they gonna be like "whoo! Caution!&Quot;

'Cause deal's coming.

With cannon wear, you gotta have, like,

Accessories for everything.

And of course, everybody likes to swim out here in california.

And we got the cannon wear beaded goggles.

Oh, yeah, it's off the hook.

The snorkel to accessorize.

How you feel?

Good.

You look good.

You look like you can be in the water

And be beaded and just be swimming around.

The fish'll really like you if they see you.

Fish like a little beads in the front.

See, you can even wear this to school.

Yeah, if they fit the dress code.

You can rock these to the club, right?

No.

Look, look.

Look at that. That's cute.

You go in the club and everybody'll wanna see you in that.

And then you can still hop in the pool afterwards.

What is this for?

Why does it go on like that?

Because that's how--

See, it's an excuse.

You can be in the club

And you don't have to talk to the guys

That you don't wanna talk to.

You be like, "no, I can't talk right now.

I'm trying to breath.&Quot;

Yeah.

So, you wouldn't wear this?

Uh-uh, not to the club.

She ain't wanna wear the snorkel.

I'll wear the snorkel.

So, how's it feel?

I feel like an alien.

You look cool, though!

I look like an alien! Oh, my god!

Look right into the camera.

You just look like, I don't know if you got this on right.

Cannon wear. Ooh.

Yeah.

Yeah, match your mommy.

How you like it, playa?

[Whimpering]

I'm not talking right now. I'm too cool.

I got on a cooking hat.

Cannon wear. No, really, it's cool.

I got this whole fresh new clothing line

Where I'm just coming up with all types of accessories and stuff

For everyday life to make it hotter.

See, I got my cast here.

You rock the cast. I don't wanna mess up your nice hair,

'Cause your hair is really nice.

Yeah, it's a cannon wear original.

You rock the goggles. Keep the hat on,

''Cause that's a good accessory with the goggles.

Playa, you gotta rock this.

See, 'cause you look like you work out a little bit.

Yeah, I do, a lot.

We get you a weight belt.

This is like a champion, uh, ballerina belt.

Would you rock this with your clothes you got on right now?

I'll wear it right now.

We wanna see if we can find

Some girls y'all can talk to.

Go see if we can talk to some people.

If they like the cannon gear, my man, they got on.

How you guys doing?

You guys cool?

You don't like cannon wear?

They don't like cannon wear.

All right. They don't...

That's cool. They don't know yet.

When they first came out with turtlenecks, they didn't know.

Nobody thought turtlenecks was gonna blow up like turtlenecks did.

How you guys doing?

You guys fine?

Where you guys going?

Aw!

We scared the ladies away.

You like the cannon wear?

No.

We gonna get some ladies in this yet.

How're you doing?

Good. How're you doing?

So, like, these my friends right here,

And I got 'em rockin' my new clothing line

Called cannon wear.

They look cute in that, right?

They look interesting in that.

And look at my man in the weight belt with the tutu.

That's just screaming "sexy", ain't it?

Is that nice?

I don't know what that's saying.

I like that hat the best.

Yeah, you see.

The cookery wear.

I like how his hair is kinda like holding it in place.

That's cool, right?

What I tell you, baby?!

Cannon wear. You making it happen.

♪♪ Nick, nick ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Nick, nick, nick cannon ♪

All right, you guys.

Now I gotta find some celebrities to wear cannon wear

If I want it to pop, right?

So I'm gonna talk to the one celebrity

That I know is gonna rock my stuff.

Let's go.

Kenan!

[Applause]

What's up, baby.

What's going on, man?

I told y'all he's my homeboy.

Hey, what's all the cameras for?

Uh, well, you know me.

I'm taking over stuff. I'm taking over style that's hot.

I got a hot new line of clothes called cannon wear.

'Cause you know, sean john and all of them,

They got all that same old stuff,

The t-shirts and the jeans and stuff.

I'm taking it to that next level, baby.

I got--see, everybody got construction boots.

I got construction hats.

That's hot, right?

Oh, ok. So you trying to be on the whole,

&Quot;i got construction hats to go with your boots.&Quot;

Yeah, like weight belts.

What's with the chains. Now wait a minute.

Now, I don't know about the furry weight belt.

Take it off of...

Let's talk about this.

So, ok, this is what I need.

I see you're on the accessory tip.

But I don't know about the whole medieval times--

Rick james construction hats.

And the furry weight belt--

I mean, if you had, like, maybe some different colors.

I need a spokesperson, man.

I can't do it. It's not good for my image.

Look, look. It's so hot...

You gotta wear oven mits.

Oh, no.

That's how hot it is.

See, with the bling?

Nick cannon with the bling. Let me see that.

Now, I might be able to work with the glove.

I might just have this on

Every time I go do a show promoting the album.

I'm gonna rock this for you.

It's gonna be me and nc.

The nc on that side.

Oh, this one. The nc.

Ok.

We gonna do some photo shoots

And everything like that.

I don't know about the photo shoots.

We can do the album cover just like.

Ok. Just make sure everything you do,

You rock the mit.

So people can wear cannon wear.

Everywhere I go? Ok.

It's gonna be, like, the new michael jackson.

Yeah.

Everybody gonna know me from the oven mit.

Yeah. That's your thing. 'Cause you hot!

Right. Give me with the oven mit.

All right. Ha ha ha ha!

You know what I'm saying. Ha ha!

With the oven mit, you know.

I'm gonna talk to y'all.

Take care of that, man.

I'm gonna go get some other people to rock this.

I like the mit. All right, all right.

Appreciate it.

All right, nicholas. I got you.

Nc, that's hot.

You always be a step ahead of the rest.

Man, you want an oven mit, man?

[Laughter]

Oven mit.

What is nick thinking about, man?

Give me your jacket.

Hey, latania here. Make sure y'all hurry back,

Because I'm about to get my model on.

Ok?

Oh, yeah. You see what I'm talking about?

♪♪ Nick ♪♪

Oh, hi, y'all. Latania here.

Everybody's like, "ooh, latania, you should model.&Quot;

So I'm gonna come here today and I'm gonna get my model on.

At a photo sh**t, okaaay? So let's go.

Oh! Hi! Is this where the photo sh**t is?!

Oh! Hi. Ooh, hi!

Hi, I'm latania!

I'm getting my model on.

You got me? You got me.

You got me? Haaay!

Hey, ooh.

Move over.

You gonna tell me what I need to do.

My name is latania. What's your name?

Huh, what's your name?

I bet you got a last name.

Bet all y'all got last names.

No, no. See, model's ain't supposed to have last names.

Iman, tyra, latania!

You see what I'm talking about?

Y'all models. I'm a supermodel.

Step off, step off.

Could you take a picture, please?

No one wants to take your picture.

Could you not stand in front of me?

Ok, ok.

You know what?

I probably-- 'cause you know, sometimes,

Sometimes I could be a little loud.

Sometimes I could be a little loud.

I'm gonna just--

You know, I ain't asked you.

I don't need nothing from the peanut gallery.

I'm talking right now.

I'm gonna let y'all do your own thing.

I'm gonna take some pictures

And I'm gonna just watch.

[Click]

No, you ain't even smiling!

You gotta smile all up in here!

You gotta be smiling up in here!

Like...

Please.

You gotta be like...

They wanna see your pearly whites that you got.

Your mother paid a lot of money for them braces.

You gotta make sure you get up in there like...

You see, all y'all, y'all don't know how to model.

You got to get close.

All up in there like this.

Give me more, give me more, give me more.

Look, this is how it happens.

What you gonna do?

This is how we go.

Look at those skinny legs.

Look at that calf muscle.

Y'all don't want none of that.

You can't do that. You cannot do that.

Hold on.

Can I please get my cell phone?

What you gonna do with your cell phone?

I'm gonna call my agent...

Get your agent. I'm up in here, and it's latania,

And I'm making it happen, ok.

If y'all got a problem with it, we can do this.

We can take this back. We can do this.

What you wanna do?

You can start by getting rid of that little thing you've got.

What little...

I'm gonna take y'all on!

I need some nail glue. You got some nail glue?

Latania will take it there if you wanna take it there.

Excuse me!

I had to get my nails.

Don't worry. I'm gonna get my nails and go.

You got me all worked up.

Give me this jacket.

That's it, that was it. What?

That is the pose. Go back.

Leg up. It's wonderful.

This is what you like?

Oh, my. That's it. I've found my supermodel.

You ladies can step to the side.

Just for a minute.

We'll get back to you guys.

Step to the side. We gon' get back to y'all.

Go stand back in the store window.

Walk, walk!

[Camera clicking]

Do the leg work. Oh, just what I've been looking for.

How you like me now?

N-n-nick cannon.

N-n-nick cannon.

Let's go.

Man, here we are backstage at my own fashion show.

I told you I was gonna take over style.

It's gonna be huge!

Who needs a cast?

And the snorkel.

Ok. That's gonna be the best accessory.

Sure you got your earring right?

Let me see.

Flow, flow. Know what I mean?

You gotta rock this. You gotta let the light hit it.

Glitter, glitter, glitter.

Woman: let's start walk-in line-up, please.

[Woman calling out names]

Let's go.

Showtime.

[Applause and cheers]

Thank you so much.

Man, I wanna thank everybody who helped me out on today's show.

I want to thank my man, kenan,

P. Diddy, and all of you at home!

And everybody else, too!

Hey, this is nick cannon. We taking over

And we out. Two fingers, baby.

Audience: whoo!

I'm gonna get you.

What are you doing?

Come on.

Come on.

Do we have to?

Yes.

Where are you taking my new friends?

Uh...ok. Bye, new friends.

Oh, well, my mama's still shopping.

Ha ha. Ooh.

I'll have a fight with myself.

Whoo!

We takin' over.