01x08 - Nick Takes Over London

[bunniefuu]

Oh, all right. Whoo!

Hey, what's going on, doctor?

All right, oh. Could you hold

My inflatable igloo for me

For one second. And my candle.

South pole, here I come!

How are you doing? Got my penguin repellent.

Ready for the penguins. Ready for the penguins.

Going to the south pole is exciting.

We are not flying to the south pole.

We are flying to london.

London?

Oh, well, hey, I guess I'm taking over london.

♪♪ I'm taking over ♪♪

♪♪ Come on ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

♪♪ Ain't no party like a nick cannon party ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop ♪♪

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.s. Department of education

Captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org--

[Bell chiming]

Good morning, mr. Cannon. It's time to rise and shine.

Man, who are you?

I am the town crier of london, sir.

Mr. Cannon, wake up, please. Thank you.

Go away!

Mr. Cannon, it's time to rise and shine.

O yea, o yea!

Nick cannon is in the shower.

What are you doing?

Would you like me to wash your back, mr. Cannon?

[Gargling]

Mr. Cannon is gargling! [Gargles]

Mr. Cannon has left the hotel.

All right, man.

Thank you. I appreciate it all,

The crying and everything.

But I gotta to start my show now, ok? Thanks a lot.

What's up you all? Nick cannon here.

And I'm in london, and I'm taking over.

We about to party. Let's go!

Nick cannon's taking over london. Let's go!

You're not going. You're staying here.

Peace out!

Holler, but don't holler really.

[Sighs] ready to see some london.

Hey, man! Hey, what's up? How are you doing?

I'm doing fine.

You're steering wheel's on the roadside, are you the mailman?

No, I'm just a taxi driver.

But you know your steering wheel

Is supposed to be over there, right?

Not in this country. Oh.

Can I take over your cab?

What do you want to do to it?

A black cab is cool and everything,

But let's put a little twist on it. Is that cool?

That's cool by me.

Like my car?

♪♪ Let's go ♪♪

♪♪ Let's go ♪♪

♪♪ Nick, nick, nick, nick nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon, nick, nick, nic, nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Taking over ♪♪

♪♪ Let's go ♪♪

♪♪ Taking over ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon, nick, nick, nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Taking over ♪♪

Hey, how are you doing?

♪♪ Nick cannon, nick, nick, nic, nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Let's go ♪♪

♪♪ Let's go ♪♪

I'm taking over london!

♪♪ Taking over ♪♪

♪♪ Nick, nick, nick, nick, nick, nick... ♪♪

♪♪ N-n-n-n-nick cannon ♪♪

Yo, so I'm here at barrow hill junior school to see if english kids

Have fun the same way american kids do.

Let's go and find out!

So what are you playing?

We're playing football.

This is what they call football

Over here in england.

Wait! Come on now!

Watch out!

Ahh!

This english football is hard.

This is what we call football. See, this is a football.

Now, the whole object is

I got to get to that touchdown over there, that wall,

And you guys got to stop me by any means necessary.

[Kids yelling]

Ahh!

Football!

This is a gridiron.

[Kids screaming]

Ok, wait, can I play?

Can I join in with you?

Girls: yes! All right.

What is this?

[Girls start chanting]

Britney spears! Yeah!

Britney spears! Where she at?

Bring her out!

Girls: she took you to the pictures...

Britney took me to the pictures.

Where are the pictures at?

Girls: ...will you marry me?

Yeah, me and britney getting married. Yes.

And now it's time to play one of my games: disco line!

Now the objective of this game is to get your groove on, all right?

Yeah, work it out now! Work it out!

One at the time! Whoo!

Oh, oh, oh, oh! Yeah, yeah.

Ok, a girl go, come on, bring it on!

All: jessica, jessica, jessica!

Yes, mike, come on now!

Go on, chris rock, yeah.

Yeah!

[Kids chanting]

Yeah!

Kids: jonathan, jonathan...

Getting that booger off your finger.

Yeah, work it out! Yeah!

There it is! Whoo!

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh!

Tug of w*r.

Aah! Got your rope!

[Kids cheering]

But, but...

I guess kids everywhere are the same.

Microphone!

Getting to the next location.

I'm gonna get there.

Oh, I'm gonna get there.

♪♪ N-n-n-nick, nick, nick canno, nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon ♪♪

Hey, you all, what's up guys?

I'm here at lord's cricket ground.

Man, this is like yankee stadium for cricket players.

I'm about to play cricket.

I got the cricket stick, got the cricket gloves,

The helmet, you know, 'cause I got to keep it tight up here--ouch!

What's cricket?

I really don't know.

But I'm about to find out.

I'm here with my man mike gatting.

He's like the michael jordan,

Like the babe ruth of this whole sport.

You've played for how many years?

.

Wow!

A whole career just in a game I've never heard of.

Well, if I can explain it...

It's a bit like baseball.

We have a bowler that has to bowl the ball

As opposed to pitch it.

We have to try and make it hit the wicket.

And then the guys hit it, and then they run,

And it goes over what we call the rope,

Which is the boundary.

You get if you hit it along the ground.

You get runs... If you spin the ball...

When the ball...

Really quite skillful to make sure you use

The paddle, or the bat as you call it.

And then you have -day cricket.

So we play it for days...

And then there's days as well, which is the international...

Hey, man, I just learned how to play this game cricket.

Yeah, the rules are kind of weird.

I just need you guys to come over here so we can put our flavor on it.

You know, how we do it, american style!

It's about to go down.

Compton cricket club, what's going on, you all?

Man, I'm glad you all could make it.

Hey, so, we've got to show these people

How to make this game cricket even cooler than it already is.

You all ready to make this happen?

Yeah!

My people, they're here!

Compton cricket club, what?

All right, theo, isaac, let's make this happen.

[Beat box]

♪♪ Yo, I'm quick, and I gotta play some cricket ♪♪

♪♪ My bowl got shine and it's sweet, so don't nick it ♪♪

♪♪ I kick it with my crew when we take it overseas ♪♪

♪♪ From usa to u.k. ♪♪

♪♪ You know my season's legit ♪♪

♪♪ Physically fit ♪♪

♪♪ My kid's phat with a p.s. Bat and mitt ♪♪

♪♪ That's a anyhow, anywhere, anyplace ♪♪

♪♪ I represent the states, and you know I play straight ♪♪

♪♪ Let's see if you can catch it quick, nick, in your dreams ♪♪

♪♪ Proud to say cricket homeys in the go ♪♪

♪♪ Compton cricket, compton cricket ♪♪

♪♪ Compton, compton, compton cricket ♪♪

♪♪ Compton cricket, compton cricket ♪♪

♪♪ Compton, compton, compton cricket ♪♪

♪♪ Compton cricket, compton cricket ♪♪

♪♪ Compton, compton, compton cricket ♪♪

Yeah! That's what I'm talking about, baby.

Aha!

Nick, voice-over: hey, hurry back 'cause there's more fun in london!

♪♪ Y.m.c.a. ♪♪

I'm standing here at the famous london bridge.

You all have heard of it,

♪♪ The london bridge is falling down, falling down ♪♪

Well, maybe them people up there that's driving and walking on it

Don't know that the bridge is falling down? I should warn them.

Hey, how are you doing?

I'm fine, thank you.

Do you know this bridge is "falling down, falling down, falling down?&Quot;

No.

The london bridge is falling down.

Is it?

Yeah, we ought to get you guys off.

You gonna go on?

Ok, just make sure you hurry up 'cause it's falling down.

This direction.

Ok. Thank you.

It's falling down, falling down...

Run, it's falling!

Hey, sir, how are you? The london bridge

Is falling down, falling down... We got to go.

The london bridge is falling down.

I don't know.

It's falling. You guys might want to hurry. Run!

These people are not listening to me.

You know what? I'm gonna take the matters into my own hands.

Take over!

All right, I got my tool belt, now I just got to fix

The problem that's making the london bridge fall down.

Let's go find it.

Oh!

[Squeaks]

This one seems like it's a little loose.

I think I found the problem.

[Squeaking]

Ah!

Yep. I fixed it.

♪♪ London bridge is all fixed u, all fixed up, all fixed up ♪♪

♪♪ London bridge is all fixed u, my fair lady ♪♪

I fixed the bridge! Everything's ok.

All right.

Fixed the bridge.

♪♪ Nick cannon ♪♪

♪♪ Nick cannon ♪♪

All right, you guys,

I'm here at one of the biggest tourist attractions in london

That everybody's been telling me I have to see: big ben.

It's a big clock.

Big deal.

I don't really like the name big ben,

So I've got a petition to change the name of big ben to big nick.

I was just wondering if you'd like to sign a petition to change big ben to big nick?

All right.

Hi, I was just wondering if you'd sign a petition?

No, stay away.

Hey, big ben to big nick! Don't crash!

I'm trying to change the name of big ben to big nick.

Or big art.

Big art? Who's art?

I was wondering if you'd help me change the name of big ben to big nick?

Nah.

But nick like nickelodeon, nick cannon, it'd be hot.

[Chuckles]

Nickelodeon?

Yeah.

I knew you were loose.

Sir, would you sign a petition to change big ben to big nick?

No.

Purple is not your color!

I was wondering if you'd sign a petition to change big ben to big nick?

No, thank you.

You might want to straighten the knot in your tie.

The wind wasn't even blowing; it was over his shoulder.

Could you sign my petition to change big ben to big nick?

Will you sign right here? All right.

Cool! He's signing.

You're my man!

Go ahead! Go ahead!

It's off the chain, baby. We taking over.

[Bell tolling]

♪♪ Nick ♪♪

♪♪ Nick ♪♪

♪♪ Nick, nick cannon ♪♪

So now I'm here at buckingham palace

To talk to some of the guards.

They're not supposed to talk, they're not supposed to move,

They're not supposed to do nothing. They're real serious.

I bet you I can make them laugh.

I like your fro. Your fro is banging. That's nice.

Did you shape that up by yourself?

You know, most people wear their gold chains around their neck.

Wait a second.

Aha!

Oui, oui.

Harr!

I have one eye.

It's comedy, right?

♪♪ Y.m.c.a. ♪♪

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

It don't make you laugh?

Tickle, tickle, tickle.

It makes me laugh. That's funny.

h* h* h* h* h*!

I like the feather.

What are you stomping on, roaches?

Where are you going? Wait!

What about the palace, dog? Who's going to watch the palace?

He's coming back. Ok. Keep it swinging. Keep it swinging.

You know what, I know exactly why you're not laughing.

'Cause there's a difference between american humor and english humor.

I just have to do some english humor for you.

I'll be right back.

Oh, yeah!

Nick, voice-over: now's your chance to have a spot of tea

'Cause when we get back, it's more me!

Watch yourself!

Yeah! The queen is working it out!

♪♪ Nick--nick cannon ♪♪

Yo, money, yo, what's going on, b?

I'm out here in london, b, looking for a place to, like, do my thing,

'Cause I got too much talent, money.

I'm waiting for my album to come out and everything, son, you know--

Oh, snap, b!

A shakespearean theatre, b!

That's what I'll do, money.

I'll go in there and get my shakespeare on, b.

That'll be bananas. Dude, let's hop, b.

&Quot;to be or not to be...&Quot;

Yo, b!

&Quot;...that is the question.&Quot;

What's up, money?

You must be like king arthur or something like that.

[Mumbling]

What you got in your hand, money?

This is--

You're going with skeletor, b!

Francis, francis, don't worry.

This is a prop, francis.

What's his name? Yorick.

Yo, yorick. What's--you ain't got no hands.

Hey there, hey there, money.

Money, give me some skin--

Ha ha! Give me some skin!

Uh, francis, what do you want?

I'm trying to be a shakespearean actor, know what I'm sayin'?

Do you want to show me what you can do?

Oh, you feelin' that, son?

You feelin' that, money?

[Music plays]

Very, very good.

You shakin' with me?

Where you at, b? Where you at, b?

I'll shake it.

You do, they do this in harlem,

But I'm from brooklyn, so I put the--

Can you do stillness?

Good, and how are you--

That's very--your movement is terrific, francis.

How are you on lines?

Francis? You like that, money?

You like that?

I was still, b.

Is this english, money?

English is very odd.

My english--? No, no, no!

Our english is very odd.

No, your english is... Perfect.

I think you should go to the royal shakespeare company and audition.

It's a big, big theater where all the great shakespearean actors go.

It's fantastic.

So I'll get, like, wardrobe and all that stuff?

There's some costumes over there, if you want to have a look.

I think that might help you.

Then I see l.l. Rock something like this on the mtv awards, b!

Yo, son!

I'm an actor, b!

I'll holler back, king. Do your thing, money.

Good luck, son.

Oh, francis, francis!

Do you want the script?

Oh, yeah, son, I'm gonna need that.

That'll help.

Hey, whenever you come to brooklyn,

I got you, son!

I'll look you up, francis.

Thank you, thank you.

I think he's got something.

To be...or not to be...

That's the question, b, for real!

[Music starts]

All right, you guys. One tradition in london is tea time.

This is where everybody drops everything

And drinks tea!

Hey, see if we can go get our tea on.

I'm sorry, sir, you can't come in.

The queen of england is having tea this afternoon.

Well, I got a television show for nickelodeon--

Did you say the queen of england?

The queen of england.

I just want to drink some tea

And maybe talk to the queen.

I doubt it.

Hey, prince charles in the can! Come on!

We're going to go see the queen!

You the queen?

No, no.

You're not the queen, are you?

No, I'm not the queen.

The queen of england!

How you doin'? Aaah!

I'm sorry! Did I hit you with the microphone? I'm sorry.

I done hit the queen in the head with the microphone.

A little.

Um...let me get rid of this, 'cause this is dangerous.

I'll put that over there.

Um, uh...you the queen!

How you been, girl? Oh, yeah!

Who are you?

I'm nick cannon, queen, and I'm a big fan.

I'm a big fan, a really big fan.

You really are? Yeah, yeah.

So it's tea time, right? Let me get you some tea.

You want a little crumpet or something?

I'll get you--oh--

There you go.

I'm with the queen!

Oh, dear.

I don't mean to get none on your dress or nothing like that, you know.

Could you put it down?

[Slurping loudly]

[Slurping]

Where'd you get all them diamonds from?

Diamonds are a girl's best friend-- you got a lot of friends.

Certainly.

See, we blinging together.

You see how we blinging? Blinging, blinged out.

The queen of england!

Do you rap as well? I do rap!

Ok, you gotta hear the beat box.

You gotta-- [beat box]

Go ahead and try that.

[Beat box]

♪♪ I'm with the queen of england and you know it, son ♪♪

♪♪ We gonna make it all happen 'cause it's in lon-don ♪♪

♪♪ One two to the , me and the queen, see ♪♪

♪♪ And we puttin' it down straight in the place to be ♪♪

[Beat box]

Oh oh! Get it now, queen!

Gettin' our roller boogie on!

Oh, this is good, you know.

Philip doesn't dance, you see.

Who philip?

You know, I flew really far from hollywood

All the way over here to london.

I was just wondering, like,

Maybe as a cool souvenir I could take back home--

Maybe, like, you could make me a knight?

'Cause it'd be, like, "nick at nite," or "nick is a knight," get it?

That would be kind of cool, right?

Nick...a knighthood?

A knight, yeah!

Oh...have to think about that.

All right, queenie. Bling bling!

I'll holler. I didn't mean to hit you in the head with the microphone.

You my girl!

Queenie! My sister!

Hey, I'm back.

Ohh!

I'm ready to be a knight!

That didn't take long.

See, I got the outfit. You like it?

Oh... Very, very nice.

Get a cushion, put it on the floor.

Man, you ate all that food by yourself?

For a queen...you got a king-size appetite.

Go down on one knee.

I got bad knees.

Now then, I must have the sword.

The sword? What you gonna do with the sword?

Wait, wait, hey! You ain't gonna be putting that sword around my neck!

Put the steel away.

No, I won't hurt you.

You take this.

Give me the sword.

Knight me with that.

I dub thee...sir nick...

Of nickelodeon.

Arise, sir nick.

I can feel it!

Do I get to keep this?

No, you gotta give that back.

Oh, I see.

Nick cannon, makin' it happen, takin' over--

Oh, my bad-- sir nick cannon.

On your way. Nice to meet you.

Ain't no party like asir nick cannon party,

'Cause a sir nick cannon party don't stop.

♪♪ Boogie knight ♪♪

Think I need to lie down.

♪♪ Nick cannon ♪♪

Man, london was great.

I want to thank you all for watching the show--

Man, you still here?

Nick cannon says, "man, you still here?&Quot;

Well, I want to thank the town crier, of course. Thanks.

Nick cannon would like to thank me! Thank you!

Nick cannon would like to say the hospitality in london was great

And he had a wonderful time!

He'd like to thank all the people that helped him out.

And it was off the hook!

And he'll holler back next time!

And there ain't no party like a nick cannon party

'Cause a nick cannon party don't stop!

I left you a little message on your scroll, too.

And nick cannon left me a little message on my scroll!

&Quot;nick cannon was here"?!