01x63 - Raiders of the Lost Cat/Mungo Lays an Egg

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify
their neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks
on everyone ♪

♪ There's a race
to be on top ♪

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ He's mixing
with the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming,
debonair ♪

♪ The king
will reign supreme ♪

♪ And no one
can deny-y-y-y ♪

♪ He'll make
a mystery ♪

♪ And always have
an alibi-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ Defying them
meets calamity ♪

♪ The cat's superiority

♪ Oh o-oh o-o-oh o-oh

♪ O-o-oh
oh oh o-o-oh o-oh ♪

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify
their neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

So, what do you
want to do, marcy?

Go to a movie
or an arcade, or what?

Well,
wherever we go,

It's got to be
someplace

Where we can take
baby heathcliff.

Don't do me
any favors.

Just find me a place

To have a party
with sonja tonight.

[Baby crying]

Now, now, bernard.

Drink your milk
like a good little baby

For mommy-poo.

[Cries]

Hmm. That reminds me.

I haven't even
had time to eat.

Mmm. Good.

That's a good baby.

[Cries]

What's going on
here at the museum?

Gee, it's
the catankhamen exhibit.

He was the first and only
cat pharaoh of araby.

Look, heathcliff.

He looks
just like you.

[Chuckles]

Hey, this should move
things along. Ha ha.

[Screaming]

Way to go, heathcliff.


And one cat, please.

No pets allowed.

The cat will have
to wait outside.

Be a good boy,
heathcliff.

We won't be long.

Oh, no,
you don't, kitty.

Hold it right there.

[Grunts]

Hey, come back here.

Wow. That catankhamen
had it made.

Check it out.
It's like a swank hotel.

Oh, I'm so sorry
heathcliff missed this.

I'm going to get you.

Stop, I said.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo.

Gotcha.

Ooh.

Me. Me. Why me?

Hmm. A little stale
after 2000 years.

I better pack
a picnic basket tonight.

Guard: no. Please.

I'll lose my job.

Truly, it is catankhamen
returned to life.

We must come
and rescue him tonight

From these unbelievers.

Now, where
did heath go?

Heathcliff!

Oh, baby heathcliff!

Don't worry.
He knows his way home.

Hey, this will
make a great place

For the party tonight.

Sonja will love
this joint.

Hee hee.
I'll leave the window open

So we can get back in.

Duh, hey, heathcliff.

What's the rush?

Mungo, you're
just the one

I wanted to see.

Here. Deliver this
to sonja.

And hurry.

Who says?

I says.

That's good enough
for me.

Hey, mungo, wait up.

What's this, mungo?

What you holding back?

Duh, it's a message

From heathcliff
to sonja.

It's personal.

An invitation
to a personal
birthday party

At the museum, huh?

Well, we'll all have
a great party tonight.

The fools
do not realize

The prophecy
has come true.

Tonight we take
our beloved pharaoh

Back to the catankhamen
pyramid.

I tell you, you're
going to love this joint.

Oh, heathcliff.

You're
so romantical.

Right this way,
my princess.

Well, what are we
waiting for?

Aah! Aah!

This is going to be
more difficult
than I thought.

No lock can stop us
from our sacred mission.

Happy birthday, sonja.

Oh, heathcliff,

It's a perfect
birthday.

I can't hardly
stand it no more.

I got to eat, or
I'll lose my beat.

Duh, me likewise.

Light the sacred
tana leaves.

Hey, you 2 guys
are under arrest.

Right after I take
a short nap.

Nothing will stop us.

Another peeled grape,
my dear?

Oh, heathcliff,

This is too much.

The best is yet to come.

You said it.

Yeah, we want
to party-hearty.

Uh, mungo eat.

You'll excuse me,
my dear,

While I get rid
of these party-crashers.

[Yelping]

Ok, ok.

So maybe we should
have asked first.

That's more like it.

Now, how about
a little chamber music?

[Nervous laugh]

Indeed, the prophecy
is fulfilled.

Catankhamen lives
along with his
chamber sl*ves

And his princess.

We have returned,
o mighty catankhamen.

We are here to serve.

These guys
must be bonkers.

Your wish
is our command,

O great pharaoh
catankhamen.

[Meow]

Both:
yes, master.

Hoo hoo hoo
hoo hoo hoo hoo.

I've had it
with this jazz.

Enough is enough.

Time to get tough.

Uh, whatever
you guys say.

How's the party
so far?

Beyond
my wildest dreams.

It is time
to take our leader
and his princess

Back to his place
in the pyramid.

Did you hear that?

These guys plan
to ship heathcliff

Back to a pyramid.

Put him in a box
and snap the locks.

It is time,
my pharaoh.

We must leave
and return to araby.

Enough is enough.

These guys
are going too far.

Perhaps we should start
with the attendants first.

Come, sl*ves.

Time to be
wrapped up

And put
into mummy cases.

[Howling]

Stay right here.

Catankhamen is angered.

No, my pharaoh.
You mustn't resist.

[Muffled cries]

Where are those guys?

[Muffled cries]

This is crazy.

Something's
going on in there.

[Alarm rings]

Ok, you two.
You're under arrest.

Looks like
the party's over.

You three.

Get to work.

Row.

Happy birthday,
sonja.

Once more
around the pool.

[Muttering]

[Cheep]

[Cheep cheep]

[Cheep cheep cheep]

The early bird
gets the worm.

Ha ha ha. But who gets
the early bird?

h* h* h* h*.

Uh, what you up to,
hector?

Don't be a nerd.
He's stalking a bird.

Pipe down.

Baby.

[Cheep cheep cheep]

[Cheep cheep
cheep cheep]

[Cheep]

Gotcha.

You did it so quick.
You captured the chick.

Aww.

[Cheep cheep cheep
cheep cheep]

Hey. That's mine.

Just a baby, hector.

[Cheep cheep cheep
cheep cheep]

[Cheep cheep
cheep cheep]

There you go,
little birdie.

That mungo.

He doesn't even
act like a cat.

Don't be so grim.
You know mungo's dim.

Aha.

A stork egg.

Look at the size of it.

Ha ha ha. Remind you
of anybody we know?

It's mungo,
I'm guessin',

To learn him
a lesson.

Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Looky, looky.

Duh, what's this?

Shake your big leg.
You just laid an egg.

That's what happens

When you hang out
with birds.

You laid an egg.

This ain't
no regular egg.

It's big, like me.

I must've laid it.

Ha ha ha.

Now you got to sit
on it, mungo.

So it'll hatch.

Just don't rush it.
You're liable to crush it.

[Laughing]

Duh, how long
do I got to do this?

It'll probably
take days.

Maybe weeks.

As long as it takes
until the shell breaks.

Ha ha ha.
Oh h* h*.

Come on, riff raff.
This joke has gone too far.

Just break it to him
easy, cleo.

He is pretty sensitive,
you know.

Don't worry.
I can handle it.

Mungo:
♪ baby likes doughnuts,
baby likes tea ♪

♪ Maybe my baby
even likes me ♪

Uh-oh.

♪ Cute little nest,
so small for a cat ♪

♪ Cute little eggy,
cute little hat ♪

It ain't a joke
anymore, cleo.

This is going
to be hard.

I've been so happy.

I guess hector told you

I'm going to
hatch out a egg.

See?

[Gulps]

Uh, nice-looking
egg, mungo.

Yeah. I got to sit
on it for a while,

Like hector said.

I don't think hector
told you everything.

There's some more things

You ought to know,
mungo. Like--

Uh, what riff raff
means, mungo,

Is, uh, well, you
don't have to sit

On your egg
all the time.

You just have
to keep it warm.

Cleo.

Uh, thanks, cleo.

I was getting
kind of tired

Sitting here
all this time.

Just keep it warm,
huh? Ok.

Sure glad
you told me what to do.

Cleo, you
didn't tell him.

It would've broken
his heart.

[Singing lullaby]

Huh. Look.

He's still messing
with that egg.

Duh, are you warm enough,
little baby-waby?

You thought your joke
was pretty cool,

But now you're looking
like a fool.

Well, I'm going to stop
this foolishness now.

Aah!

Here's your egg,
birdbrain.

Give me that,
hector.

Oh, no.

I got it.

I got it.

My egg.

I won.
Free game.

Please, hector,

Give me my egg.

Now, mungo,
hold on a minute.

We was just kidding you
about laying this egg.

It's not really--
ouch.

It bit me.
You want it,

You got it.

Gosh. Ain't it
be-you-tee-ful?

My baby.

Yeah. Baby hungry?

Baby want milk?

[Squawk]

Hamburger.
Ham-burger.

Mmm. Good.

[Squawk squawk
squawk]

Hmm.

Ooh. How about
a doughnut?

[Squawk squawk
squawk]

Ohh.

Not my hat.

It won't eat nothing,
except my hat.

Ha ha. I tried
to tell you.

That baby of yours
is a bird.

He's right, mungo.

It's a bird.

You got to feed it...

Worms.

Worms?

Yuck.

[Squawk squawk squawk]

[Squawk]

Another one?
Yuck.

[Squawk]

Ha ha ha.
You ought to see it.

The baby's eating
every worm in sight.

But how's mungo
doing?

The biggest worm
in my life.

Yecch.

Ha ha ha.
Just ridiculous.

He can't touch worms.

He can't even stand
to look at one. Ha ha ha.

I can't help it,
riff raff.

You'd laugh, too.
He's so--

Whoa-yah!

Yow!

Hey. Hector,
you ain't no worm.

Ohh.

Riff raff:
hello? Hello?

Is anybody there?

Hello?

Hello?

This is mungo.

That's funny.

Must be some
kind of mix-up
on the line.

I was talking
to hector.

Now I'm talking
to mungo.

You know how it is
with the phone company.

Well, how are you,
mungo?

Uh, I need you
to help me, riff raff.

I ran out of worms.

Oh, yeah?

I know. Rain.

When it rains,
worms come out.

[Snoring]

Sit here, baby.

[Squawk squawk squawk]

Huh. Looks more
like mungo every day.

What now?

[Riff raff and mungo
laughing]

You teased,
and you joked.

Now I'm
getting soaked.

Mungo, your baby
has grown.

About ready
to leave the nest.

Matter of fact,

I'm going to
teach it how to fly.

Uh-oh.

See you later.

Now, just do
everything
that I do.

[Grunts]

Ohh.

[Ohh]

Fly. Fly.

[Squawk]

Whoa.

Oof.

Uh, what am I going
to do, riff raff?

You know everything.

First thing a pilot
learns, mungo:

Take off heading
into the wind.

Ready?

[Squawk]

Mungo,
I think maybe

It's a little
toowindy.

This is fun.

Dangerous. Wait.

Oh, no.

Hey, wait.

He did it.

You can fly.

Whoa!

[Squawk]

[Squawk squawk
squawk]

My lost child.

[Squawk squawk]

[Squawking]

My baby.
All grown up.

Now that mungo is through
with his stork nonsense,

Maybe we can relax
and get ourselves a nap.

We're through
with the jitters.

We're through
with the squirms.

Got rid
of that critter.

Got rid
of those worms.

[Squawking]

[Laughing]