01x41 - Phantom of the Garbage/Junkyard Flood

[bunniefuu]

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their
neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ Playing pranks
on everyone ♪

♪ There's a race
to be on top ♪

♪ The competition
doesn't stop ♪

♪ He's mixing
with the ladies fair ♪

♪ Being charming,
debonair ♪

♪ The game
will reign supreme ♪

♪ And no one
can deny-y-y-y ♪

♪ They'll make a mystery

♪ And always have
an alibi-i-i ♪

♪ So join in the jubilee

♪ The cats are great,
they'll all agree ♪

♪ You'll find in
each calamity ♪

♪ The cat's superiority

♪ Oh o-oh o-o-oh o-oh

♪ O-o-oh oh
oh-oh o-o-oh o-oh ♪

♪ Heathcliff, heathcliff,
no one should ♪

♪ Terrify their
neighborhood ♪

♪ But heathcliff
just won't be undone ♪

♪ You should realize

♪ He can win it with you

Phew!

[French accent]
aha! They come!

I have outfoxed that cat.

Mmm! Good pickin's today.

I can't wait to get
to francois' place.

There's always some delicate
morsel just waitin' for me.

Mmmmm!

Hmm...

Yikes!

That is it!

I am going
to hire myself a dog.

No. Make that 2 dogs,
the meanest I can find.

Ok. Now, you both understand
what you must do.

Good dogs!

You will both be
well rewarded

When you stop
that pesty cat

From dumping my garbage.

Yecchh!

Hmm. 2 Gourmet meals
in one day.

Glad to see this place
does a good business.

Hyuk hyuk hyuk!

Grr!grr!

Whoo-woo-woo-woo!

Grr!grr!

Ok, ok, fellas.
I was just leaving.

Heh heh heh...

I wish I could stick
around and chat,

But i--i have other cans
to visit, yeah.

Don't worry.

I'll be right
behind youse.

Uh, heath--

Uh, oh,
never mind.

I don't see nothin'.

I think heathcliff's
losin' his touch.

Come on. Let's raid
these last 2.

Heh heh heh!ha ha ha ha!

[German accent]
huh? Let's go
to work, otto!

Jawohl, panzer!

This will be
a piece of
schnitzel.

[Growling]

Did you just growl
like a dog?

Well, then who did?

Yeeeeowwwww!yeeeeowwwww!

Arf arf arf!arf arf arf!

Aaah!
Aaah!

I'm not hungry anymore.

Hmm. I guess these dogs
are pretty tough.

It's time for...

The phantom
of the garbage!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

You gotta be kidding.

Ha ha ha!

That'll really
scare 'em,
heathcliff.

No one laughs
at the phantom!

Meeowwrrrghh!

You are both doing
an excellent job.

[Chewing and slurping]

Boy, this is
the life, eh, otto?

Jawohl!

Ach du lieber!

What is this,
you dumkopf?

I like you, but
this is ridiculous.

A mouse!
It's a mouse!

Ja!it's a mouse,
all right.

A mouse?!

Oooh!
Aaaaah!
Ooooh!

It's gone, you fool!

It is the only one.

Now stop that silliness.
It's gone!

Ja!i knew that.
I knew that.

Ha ha! I finally got rid
of that pesty cat.

All of them,
for that matter.

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

Otto! Panzer!
Get out here!

Grrr!grrr!

Grrr!grrr!

Hmm. I should've been
in the olympics.

Oh, boy.
What happened?

No! No! Stay back!

No one can stop
the phantom of
the garbage!

Not my restaurant!

Stop him!

Yikes!

Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!

[Gulp]

Not bad,

But a wee bit
too much garlic.

Help! Doggies! Help!

Otto! Panzer!

Save my kitchen!

Get this monster!

Whoa! Whoa!
Whoooooaa!

Oh, great.
The floor show has started.

[Crash]

Francois:
don't just sit there.

Do something!

Grr!grr!

Yahoo!

Now I've got you!

Yeeoww! Oof!

Otto! Panz--yeeowww!

♪ Do dee dee do,
do do dee dee do ♪

[Whistles]

Huh?huh?

Grrr!grrr!

Mm-mmm!

I'm basically
a very sweet guy.

You two are as bad
as he is.

You are ruining
my kitchen.

Now, get him, and throw him
out of my restaurant.

Grr!grr!

Yeeoww!

Grrr!grrr!

[Makes kissy sounds]

Here, doggies.
Good doggy!

Now you.

Grrr!grrr!

Old trick.

Oooooo-ldtrick.

Grr...grr...

Whoaaa!

Grrr!grrr!

Uh-oh.

This is the end of
the line for you now.

Jawohl!
He's right,
you know.

[Loud squeaking]

Mouse!mouse!

Helfen sie! Helfen sie!

Yeeeowwww!
Yeeeowwww!

[Loud squeaking]

I could not believe
those scaredy cats--

Er, dogs.

I have been trying
to get rid of
that pesty mouse

For some time now.

I think this
deserves a reward.

I'll make a deal
with you.

You keep my place
mouse-free,

And I'll keep you
in shrimp, no?

And you can knock over
one garbage can a week.

Do we have zee deal?

Good.

Don't pinch me.

I might wake up.

Gee. I don't know

If we should
be hangin'
around sonia.

What if heathcliff
comes along?

Heathcliff:
hide your cats,

Hide your dogs,

And most important,
hide your garbage...

Because the phantom
is everywhere!

Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!

Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!

Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk!

Ready to launch!

I can show you how
to make a boat go.

You sank my boat!

No fair, hector.

Aw, don't get
in a huff, mongo.

I'll get your boat.

Oww! Something bit me!

A shark, no doubt.

A horrible sea monster,
heh heh heh.

You can laugh,
but there's something
down there.

[Crunch]

Yeeoww!

It got me again!

My foot!
It got my foot!

It is
a sea monster.

Get it off!

Cleo:
what is it?

It's an oyster!

Aha! Look,
a pearl.

A pearl?

How beautiful.

Impress the girl.
Give her the pearl.

Ok with you,
hector?

Sure. She
can have it.

I'm impressed.

Hey, there's
a lot more of them
oysters down here.

Hey, maybe there's
more pearls.

Why don't you start
yourself an oyster farm?

That would
be lovely.

Cleo's voice:
lovely...lovely...

Yes! I can see it.
An oyster farm.

I'll be popular.

I'll be famous!

I'll be rich!

Here, little oyster!
Here, little oyster!

That ain't the way
to get 'em.

See, you put
one tiny pebble
in their shells,

And the oysters
make pearls.

If you wanna expand,
you need more sand.

To do like you oughta,
you need more water.

You're right,
wordsworth.

If I really
wanna farm
oysters right,[crunch]

I gotta think big.

Now, how we gonna
get more water?

Yeeowww!

That's it!
We build a dam.

Just about
closed it up.

This work
ain't much fun.

I'm glad we're
about done.

Ohh...

Yeeowwww!

That's it.

You mean,
you don't need
this log?

Nah. Take it back.

Oof--yaah!
Ooh! Ow! Ooch!

Hey, don't damage
the oysters!

[Muffled screams]

It's a mighty fine dam.

It's huge.

But something
is missing.

[Muffled cries]

Water. There's just
not enough water.

Rain.
That's what we need.

Hector, what
are you doing?

Mongo is thunder.
Wordsworth is lightning.

We're making it rain.

How's your
oyster crop,
hector?

It's big, riffraff.

I'm gonna be rich.

Don't pick 'em up.

Don't disturb the oysters.
They're mine!

Oh. Didn't know you
were so jumpy.

All I need is rain.

The dam fills up,
and the oysters
grow pearls--

Hundreds of pearls.

And you're
gonna make rain
like this?

Don't you think you're
going a little overboard?

If I wanna be rich,
I gotta think big.

If you don't like it,
go away.

Besides, this is
my territory now.

You're trespassing.

You let all this go
to your head, hector.

Hector, I didn't
know you could
be so...

Selfish.

Hmph.

[Thunder]

Ha ha!
Ah, ha ha ha ha!

Rain!
See? I did it!

Whaa, ha ha ha ha!

Hang on for
a turn, cleo.

All right.

Wheeee!

Slowing down
for the dam, cleo.

There's one...

And there's one!

Hurry, wordsworth.

If you want
that hole to close,

Plug it with your nose.

Ah, you don't know
what you're doing!

Gimme that!

Hector's gone berserk.

Riffraff, there's
too much water here.

Duh, I wanna play
in the water, too.

Mongo, hector
has gone bananas,

And you're helping him.

This flood
is a disaster.

Your boat got
water in it.

Well, you
could help us.

Duh, I know how to get
water out of a bathtub.

All you gotta do
is pull the plug.

Oh, no!oh, no!

Abandon ship!

Grrr!ohhh!

Mongo, you sank
our boat.

Good-bye, you two.

I'm going
where it's safe.

She's right,
you know.

This flood
is getting
dangerous.

Look at that!

We gotta do
something!

Let's go home,
hector.

The flood
has gotten
out of hand!

Cleo, we come
to save you.

We're the
rescue squad.

I don't wanna
be rescued.

I'm ok.

You gotta, cleo.
It ain't safe here.

I wanna be where
it's high and dry.

Well, this pile of junk
ain't the place.

See what I mean?

It was ok till
you came along.

I knew you'd
see it my way.

Some hero you are.

It's dry in here.

Your last boat sank.

As long as we
stay balanced,

We can't sink.
Don't worry.

Duh, look!
The dam!

Almost
to freedom.

Where's hector
when we need him?

Hold on, cleo.

We're going
over the edge!

Maybe I can stop it.

Oof! Ugh!

It's spinning.

Whooo...ooh! Ooh!

Whooooaaaa!

I'm getting dizzy.

Watch out,
cleo.

Hey, I'm stuck!

We're sinking!

Hey, you're
on my oysters!

Hector, help us!

We're trapped!

So, this
is the rescue
squad, huh?

Way to go, wordsworth!

Oh, no!

Now we're
really trapped!

Where's wordsworth?

Hector!

Aw, who cares
about oysters anyway?

Hector saved him.

Yeah, but
what about us?

There goes the flood.
Your farm is mud.

Yeah. I lost my
oysters and pearls,

But I still got my pals.

Oof!

Looks like the flood's
all gone away.

I was selfish,
like you said.

All I wanted
was everybody
to like me.

Now my pearls
are all washed
away.

[Crunch]
ouch!

Get off!
Get off!

Huh?

Not all,
hector.

Oh, wow!

Uh, here
you are, cleo.

Oh, thank you
so much, hector.

Mmm-wah!

Duh-huh! You're
blushing, hector.

Now maybe he'll clam up.

Hee hee hee!

Ha ha ha!hee hee!

Hoo hoo!ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!
h* h* h*!

The captain has turned on the
seat belt sign

In preparation for our descent.

If you're taking your cat on a
long trip with you,

The safest and most comfortable
way is by flying.

But only one cat is allowed on
board on each flight.

So be sure to get your parents
to book your trip

Well in advance.

Your drink, please.

First class. The only way to
fly.