02x04 - No Lies

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♪ music ♪

Guess who?

♪ music ♪

That's right, it's Zippy!

♪ music ♪

♪- We're Sheira and Loli are out
of control-ly with twice ♪

♪ as much music
and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Squeeky-Squeeky-Kronk
and Eeky, too, with Zippy, ♪

♪ Molly and Doodles and
Pink-a-Dink and Bluedles. ♪

♪ We're Sheira and Loli,
we're out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into the
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ music ♪

- Look at that.

A scrumptious-looking
baloney sandwich.

Are you going to eat
it, or just stare at it?

Oh, quirk.

It's not yours,
then whose is it?

Quirk question.

Well, we just can't
stand by and do nothing.

We have no choice but to eat the
sumptuous selection of cold cuts

right now.

♪ Seeing you lying
there all alone, ♪

♪ your owner
seems to be unknown. ♪

♪ It's so nice to meet you, but
it will be nicer to eat you. ♪

♪ Lonely baloney, having
you would be a treat. ♪

♪ Lonely baloney, you are
my favorite kind of meat. ♪

♪ Lonely baloney, please
don't be lonely. ♪

♪ I love you only, Lonely
baloney. ♪

♪Please forgive me if I stare,
but you and my mouth would make♪

♪ quite a pair. ♪

♪ It's becoming very clear. ♪

♪ Pretty soon, you're
going to be in here. ♪

♪ - Lonely baloney. ♪

♪ - I just can't wait
to get a taste. ♪

♪ - Lonely baloney. ♪

♪ - It's a shame if
you go to waste. ♪

♪ Lonely baloney, please
don't be lonely. ♪

♪ I love you only,
Lonely baloney

♪ - Lonely baloney. ♪

♪ Lonely baloney. ♪

♪ - You won't
be lonely anymore. ♪

♪ - Lonely baloney. ♪

♪ - You'll be in me forever
more. ♪

♪ - Lonely baloney,
please don't be lonely. ♪

♪ I love you only, Lonely
baloney. ♪

♪ - Lonely baloney,
please don't be lonely. ♪

♪ I love you only,
Lonely baloney. ♪

- Okay, taste buds, get ready
for a baloney symphony, quirk!

♪ music ♪

Oh, excuse me.

♪ music ♪

- Okay, which one of you
cretins ate my baloney sandwich?

- Sandwich?

- Yes, what happened to it?

- Uh, I, I, I, what, what,
why do you think I would know

what happened to your
baloney sandwich?

Maybe Sheira and Loli ate it.

- Sheira and Loli?

- We weren't even
in the kitchen.

- The sandwich wasn't
in the kitchen;

it was in the Giggle Garden.

- Well, we weren't in the
Giggle Garden, either.

- Yeah.

- Besides, why would you leave a
baloney sandwich in the Giggle

Garden, anyway?

- Yeah, that's what
I wanted to know.

- Huh, so you saw it there?

- Saw it?

Me?

Well, the Funkins saw it, too.

- Was it you?

Did you eat it?

- Me?

Me?

Quirk!

No.

I didn't eat it.

- Bluedles, Pink-A-Dink, did
you eat my baloney sandwich?

Well, it didn't just
get up and walk away.

- Yeah, yes, yes it did.

- What?

- That's exactly what happened.

I remember now.

Quirk!

I walked into the Giggle Garden,
minding my own business of

course, and I saw the
most incredible thing.

- What?

A baloney sandwich that
just got up and walked away.

- Are you telling me that my
baloney sandwich just got

right up and walked away?

- Yep.

Even waved bye-bye to me
on the way out, quirk!

See ya.

- Are you...? What?

Baloney...wave...bye...what?

Zippy, did you actually expect
me to believe that my sandwich

just got up and walked away?

- Yes, that's exactly what
I'd like you to believe.

- Nice try, Zippy, but
I think you're lying.

And there's no place here at
Dittydoodle Works for lying.

Am I right, girls?

- You sure are right, Doodles.

Lying is no good.

- Yeah, lying is lying,
and lying is wrong.

- Zippy, everyone knows
honesty is the best policy.

- But I don't even know
what policy means, quirk!

Dictionary.

- I think you're
full of baloney.

♪ music ♪

♪ -Lying's never cool. ♪

♪ It gets you in all
kinds of trouble. ♪

♪ - When you don't tell the
truth, your problems seem to ♪

♪ double. ♪

♪ - Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ music ♪

♪ - When you choose to lie, you
don't know who you're hurting. ♪

♪ - But the truth
will set you free. ♪

♪ What a lesson
to be learning. ♪

♪ - Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ - I know why I lied, because
I was afraid, you see? ♪

♪ I was afraid that Doodles
would be mad at me. ♪

♪ - So, you see, Zippy... ♪

♪ - Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ Honesty, honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ - Take it from me... ♪

♪ - ...and you will see... ♪

♪ - ...best policy... ♪

♪ - ...is honesty. ♪

- Great, now
everyone thinks I'm full

of baloney.

Quirk, quirk,
quirk, quirk, quirk.

♪ music ♪

Oh, you win, because
I can't take it anymore.

- You can't take it anymore?

I'm the one that lost my
beautiful baloney sandwich,

not you.

- Okay.

Enough with the guilt.

I want to come clean, quirk.

- You want to come clean?

Try taking a bath of something.

- Oh, this is no time
for bad comedy, Doodles.

I'm trying to tell you that...

- ...that?

- That...

- ...that?

- That I ate your baloney
sandwich, quirk, guilty.

- You ate my baloney sandwich?

And I thought it was
the Funkins all along.

- It wasn't the Funkins' fault.

They even tried
to stop me, but...

- ...Zippy, I can't believe you.

What happened with all the stuff
about the sandwich just getting

up and walking away?

- Well, I...I...I lied.

Quirk!

Bad Zippy.

- You lied?

- I'm sorry, Doodles, but the
sandwich was there all alone,

and it looked so good.

- Good?

Good!

There was genuine deer's
hoof-brand baloney.

- Deer's hoof?

That's the best baloney in town.

- You bet it is.

Oh, man, I can't believe
what I"m hearing.

- Oh, you're hearing me
ask for your forgiveness.

- Zippy, how can you lie to me?

Your pal, your best buddy?

- Well, I thought if I told you
the truth, you'd be mad at me.

- Zippy, I have two words
for you: never lie.

- Doodles, from now on,
I'm going to tell the truth,

the whole truth and nothing but
the truth, so help me, Quirk!

- Remember what we
talked about, Zippy.

Honesty's the best policy.

- Hey, Squeeky,
what are you doing?

- Oh, hello, Zippy.

I'm just working on
a very special hat.

What do you think?

- Oh, well, I don't
know much about...

- ...remember honesty, Zippy.

- Yeah, but...

- ...no buts, remember, Zippy?

The whole truth and
nothing but the truth.

- You're right.

No more lies.

Only the truth about everything.

- That-a-quirk.

- Squeeky, the truth is, I think
that hat looks like a giant

bird's nest that fell out of a
tree and landed on your head.

- Yeah, but...

- ...and I hope you
have a good lawyer, too.

- A good lawyer?

Why?

- Because you'll probably need
one when the fashion police

arrest you for wearing
that thing in public.

- But Zippy, this
is not just a hat.

- You're right, it's a birdhouse
you wear on your head.

- Bravo, my good Quirk, bravo!

Now, doesn't it feel
better to be honest?

- Well...

- Hey, Zippy.

Hey, Zippy, you know what?

- What?

- I hope it gets
dark early today.

- Really?

Why?

- So we won't be able to
see Squeeky's hat anymore.

♪ music ♪

- Miss Molly, why do
you love painting so much?

- Well, painting helps me
show what I'm feeling inside.

- Show what you're feeling?

- Yes, like if I'm happy or sad.

There's so much you can
say by making a picture.

That's why they say a picture
paints a thousand words.

♪ Do you know the best way to
describe a glorious sunset? ♪

♪ What's more powerful
than speaking? ♪

♪ What capturing a
pretty spring day, ♪

♪ more beautiful
than words can say. ♪

♪ A picture, a picture
paints a thousand words. ♪

♪ A picture can show you all
the glory in the world. ♪

♪ With a stroke of a brush, the
colors of the rainbow come ♪

♪ alive. ♪

♪ A picture paints
a thousand words. ♪

♪Art is a way of expressing just
how you're feeling inside. ♪

♪ With a pencil,
a pen or a paintbrush, ♪

♪and the touch of your hand, you
can make someone understand ♪

♪ that a picture, a picture
paints a thousand words. ♪

♪ A picture can show you all
the glory in the world. ♪

♪ With a stroke of a brush, the
colors of the rainbow come ♪

♪ alive. ♪

♪ A picture paints
a thousand words. ♪

♪ A picture, a picture
paints a thousand words. ♪

♪ A picture can show you all
the glory in the world. ♪

♪ With a stroke of a brush, the
colors of the rainbow come ♪

♪ alive. ♪

♪ A picture paints
a thousand words. ♪

♪ A picture paints
a thousand words. ♪

- Hey, ladies.

What are you up to?

- Just putting a few finishing
touches on my newest

masterpiece.

- Ooh, can I see your
new masterpiece, Loli?

- Well, it's not
completely done yet,

but I don't think one
quick peek would hurt.

Ta-da!

- What do you think, Zippy?

Isn't Loli doing great so far?

- The truth, the whole
truth, and nothing but?

- Of course, Zippy.

- I think Loli should
try another hobby.

- Hey, I worked on
this for three weeks.

- Yeah, well that's how long
I'm going to be to recover

from seeing it.

Quirk, my eyes.

- Zippy, I would appreciate
it if you left right now.

- Left?

But why?

What's wrong?

- What's wrong?

I think you know what's wrong.

- No, I don't.

Was it something I said?

- Zippy, if you're not
going to leave, then I am.

- Loli!

Now look at what
you've done, Zippy.

- Oh, but I was
just being honest.

Quirk, quirk,
quirk, quirk, quirk.

I don't know, Doodles.

I did everything you
taught me: be honest,

the whole truth and nothing but.

But maybe this whole truth thing
isn't right for a Quirk like me.

- Nonsense, Zippy.

Telling the truth is right
for everybody all the time.

- Oh, yeah?

Then why is everyone getting
mad at me when all I'm doing is

telling them the truth?

- Because sometimes the truth
hurt, Zippy, that's why.

But we just have to
tell it like it is.

♪ You gotta tell
it like it is. ♪

- Tell it like it is?

♪ - Not what you think
they want to hear. ♪

- What who wants to hear?

♪ - Your reputation is kaput
when you start to p*ssy foot. ♪

Am I making myself clear?

- Yeah, clear as a brick wall.

♪ - You gotta say
just what you think. ♪

- I try not to think too much.

♪ - You gotta lay it on the
line. ♪

- Which line?

This line or that line?

♪ - Hey, you know I'm living
proof you can't sugar coat ♪

♪ the truth. ♪

♪ Brutal honesty's
divine, so fine. ♪

♪ If you try to please
everyone you see, ♪

♪ then you're trying too hard. ♪

♪ Give to 'em straight. ♪

♪ Never hesitate. ♪

♪ Beating around the bush
is a waste of your time. ♪

♪ It's a crime. ♪

♪ You gotta tell
it like it is. ♪

- Your voice is annoying.

♪ - Doing it right
may take some work. ♪

- Like nails on a chalkboard.

♪ - That's it,
give it to me, Zip. ♪

♪ Give me some of your lip. ♪

♪ Now you're getting it,
Quirk. ♪

♪ You gotta tell it,
L-I-K-E, like it is. ♪

♪ Oh, yeah. ♪

♪ music ♪

- Worst music I have ever heard.

- Perfect.

- Perfect?

Bad violin playing
is far from perfect.

- Not the playing;
what you said about it.

It's the way you
really feel: the truth.

- Hey, guys.

I didn't see you there.

- Hey, Sheira.

- I just started
playing the other day.

I still have a lot to learn, but
I think I'm doing pretty well,

don't you?

- The truth, Zippy.

Just tell it like it is.

- Well, what do I know.

Music's not my area...

- ...Sheira, you really want to
know what Zippy thinks of your

playing?

- Sure, I do.

- You want to hear
the truth, right?

No lies?

- Of course
I want the truth.

Lying is bad.

- Okay, well here goes.

You know what a cow
sounds like, right?

- Sure do.

- Well, if you can imagine a cow
with a really bad stomachache,

well, that's what your
violin playing sounds like.

- Zippy!

- Get her, Quirk!

- Zippy, how could you
say such a thing to me?

- Because that's the way
he thinks of your playing.

- Is that the truth, Zippy?

- Yes.

I'm not lying at all,
just like you said.

Aren't you proud of me?

- Proud of you?

Zippy!

- But, but, but I...oh.

Doodles, did you see that?

- Sure did, and I got to admit,
that was pretty good, Zip.

I'm even a little bit jealous.

- Jealous?

Jealous!

Did you see how
upset Sheira was?

Why is everyone tell me
to always tell the truth,

then when I do,
they get mad at me.

- It ain't easy
being a Quirk, huh?

- You can say that again.

- It ain't easy
being a Quirk, huh?

- It's a figure of speech.

Let it go.

♪ music ♪

- Miss Molly, can
I talk to you for a second?

- You're not going to tell me
how bad my paintings are, now,

are you?

- No, no.

- Okay, then.

What's on your mind?

- Um, I just came by to say I'm
sorry for telling the truth,

and I promise never
to do it again, quirk,

no matter what anyone
tells me, okay?

Bye.

- Wait a second, whoa, Zippy.

What are you talking about?

- Well, Sheira, Loli and doodles
said I should always tell the

truth, but they were wrong.

- No, they weren't wrong.

You should always
tell the truth.

- Then how come everyone gets
mad at me when I tell the truth.

- Okay.

It's not telling the truth
that's the problem, Zippy,

it the way that you're
telling the truth.

- The way that I'm
telling the truth?

- Yes.

It's important to
always tell the truth,

but you don't have to hurt
people's feelings while doing

so.

- I hurt people's feelings?

Quirk sad.

- Oh, Zippy.

All you have to do is think
about what you're going to say

and choose your words more
carefully so you don't hurt

people's feelings?

- I don't think I
understand, Miss Molly.

Quirk confused.

- Okay.

Let's just say I handed you this
apple and I said, "Here, Zippy.

I picked this apple especially
for you." And you said, "Yuck!

I hate apples."

- But I don't hate apples.

I love apples.

- We're pretending; remember?

- Oh, yeah.

- Anyway, the point is that
if you didn't like apples,

instead of saying, "Yuck, I hate
apples," You would simply say,

"It was so nice of you to
think of me, Miss Molly,

but I don't like apples
all that much."

- Yeah, I guess that does
sound much nicer.

But how do I know what something
I say sounds like to someone

else?

- Ah-ha!

The trick is to think about what
you're going to say and listen

to it in your mind before
you actually say it.

- Listen to it in your mind?

- Yes.

Before you say it, replay it.

♪ music ♪

♪ Whenever you need to
tell somebody the truth, ♪

♪ you should be careful about
the words that you choose, ♪

♪ especially if you are
not giving good news. ♪

♪ Here's some advice that
everybody can use. ♪

♪ Before you say it,
replay it. ♪

♪ How does it sound? ♪

♪ If I said it to you,
would you smile or frown? ♪

♪ Just make sure to be polite. ♪

♪ If you replay it, you'll
say it just right. ♪

♪ You get it? ♪

- Um, no not really.

♪ - Holding your tongue
is not so easy, I find. ♪

♪ We all want to say exactly
what's on our mind. ♪

♪ But if the thoughts we're
thinking aren't so kind, ♪

♪ we put the words come
out, you can rewind. ♪

♪ Before you say it,
replay it. ♪

♪ How does it sound? ♪

♪ If I said it to you,
would you smile or frown? ♪

♪ Just make sure to be polite. ♪

♪ If you replay it, you'll
say it just right. ♪

♪ - Before you say it,
replay it. ♪

♪ How does it sound? ♪

♪ - If I said it to you,
would you smile or frown? ♪

♪ I'll make sure to be polite. ♪

♪ - If you replay it,
you'll say it just right. ♪

♪ - Before you say it,
replay it. ♪

♪ - How does it sound? ♪

♪ If I said it to you,
would you smile or frown? ♪

♪ Just make sure to be polite. ♪

♪ - If I replay it,
I'll say it just right. ♪

♪ - Yeah. ♪

♪ If you replay it,
you'll say it just right. ♪

- [SCATTING]

- Someone's sure in a good mood.

- Yeah, I guess you're just
happy not to be hearing me play

my violin.

- Oh, Sheira.

I'm sorry for what I
said to you before.

No, your violin playing wasn't
that great, but how could it be?

You just started playing.

If you keep practicing, I know
you'll be a fantastic fiddler

in no time.

- Now, that is a great example
of telling the truth without

hurting someone's feelings.

- Thanks, Miss Molly.

I really get it now.

- That was so nicely put, Zippy.

- Yeah, Zippy.

Thank you.

- Okay, what'd I miss?

- You miss the fact that Zippy
learned a very important lesson

today.

- Oh, yeah?

What was that?

- Well, it was something that
you and the girls forgot to

teach him when you told him how
important it was to always tell

the truth.

- Okay, the suspense
is k*lling me.

- Yeah, what was the
lesson Zippy learned?

- Yeah, what did he learn?

- Why don't you
tell them, Zippy?

- Well, I learned that it's
always important to be honest,

but sometimes you need to think
about how to tell the truth

nicely.

- You mean, before you say it...

- ...replay it.

- Yeah.

♪ music ♪

- Well, Zippy.

We are all very proud of you.

- Thanks, Squeeky.

Quirk pat on the back.

- Hey, Squeeky,
where's your hat?

- That's what I was
trying to tell you before.

My hat was not just a hat.

- What is it then, Squeeky.

- It was a Hatch-O-Matic 7000.

- A Hatch-O-Matic 7000?

- Yes.

I invented it after I found two
little bird eggs in a nest that

fell from that tree.

- What happened to
the mother bird?

- I don't know, but since the
nest was gone from the tree,

there's a good chance that she
wouldn't be able to find

the eggs, so I had to help.

- So, are you telling me that
crazy-looking hat thingy helped

save two baby birdies?

- That's right.

You see, most of our body's
heat escapes from our head,

so by wearing the hat, I was
able to give the eggs a nice,

warm place to hatch.

- Oh, so how'd it
turn out there,

Bird Man of Dittydoodle Works?

- See for yourself.

♪ music ♪

- Now, that's what
I call a happy family.

Quirk!

- Ain't it the truth?

- Sure is!

♪ - We're Sheira and Loli are
out of control-ly with twice ♪

♪ as much music and
double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Squeeky-Squeeky-Kronk
and Eeky, too, with Zippy, ♪

♪ Molly and Doodles and
Pink-a-Dink and Bluedles. ♪

♪ We're Sheira and Loli,
we're out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into the Dittydoodle
Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works.

♪ music ♪

Guess who?

♪ music ♪

That's right, it's me,
Professor Eeky-Eeky Kronk!

♪ music ♪