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01x20 - Who Switched the Switcher?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sheira & Loli's Dittydoodle Works". Aired: 2000.*
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Originating in a magical musical factory, rag doll twin sisters Sheira and Loli are the hosts in the world they share with their friends: resident visual artist Miss Molly, Doodles the wise-cracking talking purple crayon, eccentric but brilliant Professor named Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk, the troublemaking but good-natured yellow reptile-like creature named Zippy the Kwirk, and the childlike factory helpers, Professor Squeeky Squeeky Kronk and two little furball characters known as the Funkins.

01x20 - Who Switched the Switcher?

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♪ music ♪

- Guess who?

♪ music ♪

That's right, it's me,
Professor Eeky Eeky Kronk.

♪ music ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly, ♪

♪ with twice as much music
and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky Eeky Kronk
and the funkins, too, ♪

♪ with the quirks,
Molly and Doodles. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into the
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ music ♪

- I just can't seem
to figure this out.

- What do you say we take a
break for lunch, huh Eek?

Cheeseburgers and fries on me.

- What's happening, Eeky?

- I'll tell you
what's not happening.

The automatic
malo-magnetic desensitizing

transformation switch,
that's what.

- The malo-magna-ma-ma
whose-a-ma...what did you say?

- Oh, I keep forgetting

that you are not a
famous scientist like me.

And you see this switch?

This switch keeps
the entire power on

for all of Dittydoodle Works.

- You mean it
keeps the lights on,

and all the fun-making
machinery running?

- You got it, Dollface,
but this twitch in the switch

even has the brilliant
Professor von Genius

scratching his head
in confusion.

- He's right, and until
I can fix this switch,

we have to switch this switch
manually at 2:00 p.m. today,

otherwise, the power
will eventually stop

and everything will shut off.

- Why don't you just set your
alarm clock to remind you

to switch the switcher?

- I would, but today is big
trip to the aquarium

with the second-grade glass that my cousin, Squeaky, teaches.

- Wow, that sounds like fun!

- That's fun.

I'll tell you, you go there,
and they got the whale,

the whales are there,

and they got the swordfish.

But I can't go because I have to
switch the switchers, or else.

- Eeky, you can't let a minor
malo-magnetic malfunction keep

you from going to the aquarium.

- Yeah, you have to go.

Those kids are counting on you.

Besides, Sheira and I can do it.

- What? Us?

Wait, I don't know if
I'm okay with that.

- Then it's settled.

- I want to thank you girls
for your offer,

but you do realize that
it's a big responsibility?

- I got it.

- Don't worry.

- Hold on a second, Eeky.

If you want to make sure
this gets done right,

I'm the one you
should put in charge.

- Doodles, you
are a good friend.

But if you were
the last crayon on Earth,

I wouldn't even let you
be in charge of coloring.

- Oh, yeah?

Well let me tell you something,
Professor Smarty-Pants.

I got a guy I can call right now
who can fix your mondo-magical

molecular switch in a jiff.

- Not Harry the Handyman.

- No, not Harry the Handyman,

Electric Eddie,
the best electrician in town.

- No, thank you, Doodles.

- He owes me a favor.

- These girls can take care
of it all by themselves.

- And I'm even going to
put on my favorite watch

to make sure I'm on time.

- Last chance before the big
blackout, Kronk-meister.

- Hey?

Loli, I'm going to the aquarium.

But I must trust you
to switch the switch.

- Eeky, you can count on us.

♪ Trust me, I can handle it. ♪

♪ Trust me, I can handle it. ♪

♪ Whatever you need me to do, ♪

♪ you bet that I'll
come through for you. ♪

♪ Even if it takes me all day,
you know I won't go away, ♪

♪ no, not 'til I finish it. ♪

♪ - Trust me, I can handle it. ♪

♪ Trust me, I can handle it. ♪

♪ I promise,
if you give me one shot, ♪

♪ I will disappoint you not. ♪

♪ Responsible is what I'll be, ♪

♪ and that's a very
long word for me, ♪

♪ but I'll do it happily. ♪

♪ Trust me, I can handle it. ♪

♪ Trust me, I can handle it. ♪

♪ - We really want to give it a
try that you can think of one ♪

♪ reason why we would
not be able to. ♪

♪ - Trust me. ♪

♪ - Trust me. ♪

♪ - We can handle it. ♪

♪ - Trust me. ♪

♪ - Trust me. ♪

♪ - We can handle it, we can
handle it, we can handle it. ♪

♪ - Okay! ♪

- I'll leave Eddie's card on
the desk right here, okay?

♪ music ♪

- Yay!

- Good shot!

- Oh, oh, oh, time check!

Okay.

The big hand is on the 12
and so is the little one.

It's 12 o'clock,
so we've got two more hours

before we have to worry about switching the switcher.

- Well, you know how fast time
goes by when we're having fun

in the Giggle Garden.

- I sure do.

But guess what, Sheira?

- What?

- Tag, you're it!

- Come back!

♪ music ♪

- Popcorn and my favorite movie,
"The Crayon that Ate Cleveland."

Mmm, extra better.

Boy, I'm glad Eeky invented this
perfect popcorn picker for me.

Talk about the perfect
birthday present.

♪ music ♪

- I think Eeky has to tweak-y
this contraption a little.

Oh, man, my favorite part.

♪ music ♪

- Hey, Loli, you know what
we almost forgot to do?

- What, sis?

- We almost forgot
to do the bonky-loo.

- Oh, ha-ha!

♪ Here is something
fun to do together, ♪

♪ any time in any
kind of weather. ♪

♪ Get into a circle
now and follow me. ♪

♪ Gallup, gallup to the right, ♪

♪ flap your wings
with all your might. ♪

♪ Hold your nose,
but not too tight. ♪

♪ Everybody, all together, march
in place and lift your knees. ♪

♪ Shake your hips
now, if you please. ♪

♪ Give yourself a
great big squeeze. ♪

♪ This is how we
do the bonky-loo. ♪

♪ Close your eyes
and spin yourself around, ♪

♪ just one time or
you'll fall to the ground. ♪

♪ Take a deep breath,
ready now? ♪

♪ Scream out your name. ♪

♪ Gallup, gallup to the right, ♪

♪ flap your wings
with all your might. ♪

♪ Hold your nose,
but not too tight. ♪

♪ Everybody all together, ♪

♪ march in place
and lift your knees. ♪

♪ Shake your hips
now if you please. ♪

♪ Give yourself a
great big squeeze. ♪

♪ This is how we
do the bonky-loo. ♪

♪ Faster! ♪

♪ Gallup, gallup to the right, ♪

♪ flap your wings
with all your might. ♪

♪ Hold your nose,
but not too tight. ♪

♪ Everybody all together, ♪

♪ march in place
and lift your knees. ♪

♪ Shake your hips
now if you please. ♪

♪ Give yourself a
great big squeeze. ♪

♪ This is how we
do the bonky-loo. ♪

♪ Faster! ♪

♪ Gallup, gallup to the right, ♪

♪ flap your wings
with all your might. ♪

♪ Hold your nose,
but not too tight. ♪

♪ Everybody all together, ♪

♪ march in place ♪

♪ - Lift those knees! ♪

♪ Shake your hips
now if you please. ♪

♪ Give yourself a
great big squeeze. ♪

♪ This is how we
do the bonky-loo. ♪

♪ Everybody do the bonky-loo. ♪

♪ music ♪

♪ It's like being
under the deep blue sea ♪

♪ with all the pretty fishies waving to me. ♪

♪ But sometimes I wish
I could be one of them, ♪

♪ but for now,
I have to pretend. ♪

♪ At the aquarium,
the aquarium, ♪

♪ where all the underwater creatures swim. ♪

♪ At the aquarium,
it'll be so much fun, ♪

♪ why don't you come
to the aquarium? ♪

- They're the only fish
that has a tail

that can grab onto things.

They have a tail like a monkey's
tail, and you can see...

♪ It's a whole different
word underwater. ♪

♪ If you haven't seen
it, you oughta. ♪

♪ It's cool, breathtaking
and so colorful. ♪

♪ You'll agree it's wonderful. ♪

♪ At the aquarium,
the aquarium, ♪

♪ where the underwater
creatures swim. ♪

♪ At the aquarium,
it'll be so much fun, ♪

♪ Why don't you come
to the aquarium? ♪

- And I thought Doodles
had a big mouth.

I'm fishing here, yeah.

♪ Bloop, bloop, bloop,
bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, ♪

♪ bloop, bloop, bloop,
bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, ♪

♪ bloop, bloop, bloop,
bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, ♪

♪ bloop, bloop,
bloop, bloop, bloop. ♪

♪ At the aquarium,
the aquarium, ♪

♪ where all the underwater creatures swim... ♪

♪ music ♪

- I must have nodded off.

Hey, hey, hey!

What's going on?

I knew those girls wouldn't
do what they promised Eeky.

Now I'm not going to be able to
see the rest of my movie

where the giant crayon drinks
the entire Ohio River.

♪ music ♪

- One, two, three...

- Sheira, Eeky's back!

- Cool! I can't wait to hear
all about the...oh, no!

Loli, Eeky's back, Eeky's back!

- Yeah, I know, Sheira.

I'm the one that told you that.

- No, no, Loli, Eeky is back!

- Uh, Sheira, tell me
something I don't know.

Hello.

- Loli, Eeky is back.

- Ah!

- There it is.

- Oh, no.

Eeky's back and we never
switched the switcher.

- And now the power is out
and it's all our fault

because we've been out here having fun all day

instead of doing
what we promised.

Oh, what are we going to do?

- I'll tell you what
we're going to do.

We're going to get to the
control room before he does.

- Oh, boy, Eeky's going to
be so disappointed in us!

- Well, if Froggy didn't
come by and distract us...

- Hey, don't blame Froggy
just because you forgot.

- Hey, I forgot?

It was your idea to volunteer us
to switch the switcher

in the first place.

- My idea?

- You even said you'd
wear your favorite watch.

- Huh, I am wearing
my favorite watch.

But we were having so much
fun, I forgot to look at it.

- What are we doing wasting
time arguing about this?

We've got to get to
the control room.

- I like the handles.

They're really kind of...

- ...Loli, come on!

♪ music ♪

- What's going on?

- Oh, hello, girls!

- Sheira, the lights
are already on.

- Girls!

- Uh, yes, Eeky?

- Eeky, we can explain.

- There's nothing to explain.

I already took
care of everything.

- You did?

- We wanted to, but we
were in the garden playing,

and then we were
playing hopscotch.

- Don't worry.

It was just a few curdles
of popcorn on the floor.

- Popcorn?

- Yeah, you girls
wouldn't have known

that there was some
popcorn on the floor

because you were busy
switching the switcher,

just like you promised.

- Eeky, actually, we really...

- ...we just wanted
to let you know

it was a pleasure to help you,

and you can
always count on us.

Sorry about the popcorn, though.

Sheira and I have a lot of
chores to do, though,

so we'd better run.

Let's go!

- Wait, Loli.

I...what? I...

- Come on!

- Yep, chores.

Gotta get those chores done.

- I don't know who switched
the switcher for us, sis,

but one thing I do know is...

- ...they like popcorn?

- No, Loli.

I'm not so sure we just
did the right thing.

- You mean, we should
have told Eeky the truth?

- Yeah.

- But then he would
have been mad at us.

- Yeah, and rightfully so.

But on the other hand,

I suppose since everything turned out okay...

- ...yeah, see?

- But part of me agrees
with the first part of you.

- And part of me agrees with the
part of you that agrees with me.

♪ music ♪

♪ - I think that we think
that we saved the day. ♪

♪ - Yeah, but we
didn't; is that okay? ♪

♪ We can't take the glory. ♪

♪ - Come on, don't you worry, ♪

♪ 'cause who will
find out, anyway? ♪

♪ - Yeah, but let's
say that they find out. ♪

♪ We'll get in trouble,
without a doubt. ♪

♪ - I can stay quiet if
you can, let's try it. ♪

♪ Do you see what
I'm talking about? ♪

♪ - 'Cause there's
no harm done, ♪

♪ it's not like
we're telling a lie. ♪

♪ - Well, it is kinda, sorta, ♪

♪ 'cause we're not
telling the truth. ♪

♪ - Come on, it's foolproof. ♪

♪ - I think we should stop
and think this through. ♪

♪ - Our conscience
telling us what to do. ♪

♪ We were taught honesty
is the best policy. ♪

♪ - That applies to
you and me, too. ♪

♪ - But there's no harm done. ♪

♪ - It's not really
such a big deal. ♪

♪ - Well, it is kinda, sorta, ♪

♪ 'cause you and I
know very well... ♪

♪ - ...we should tell. ♪

♪ music ♪

♪ - But if there's
no harm done... ♪

♪ - ...no, I think
we should come clean. ♪

♪ After all, if we don't,
we can't be trusted anymore... ♪

♪ - ...that's for sure. ♪

♪ It's all so very clear. ♪

♪ You can never go wrong,
you will always be strong ♪

♪ if truth is number one. ♪

♪ But there's no harm done. ♪

♪ I'm so confused. ♪

♪ music ♪

- So, Zippy,
how's your day going?

- Oh, you know,
just quirking around.

- Were you doing
anything special, say,

I don't know,
around 2:00 p.m.?

- Yeah, sure.

- Really?

- Of course.

You know me,
never a dull moment.

Boring.

- So, you were in the
control room, right?

- And you saw the clock
was approaching 2:00 p.m.

and Loli and I weren't around...

- ...so, you switched
the switcher yourself

and saved the day, didn't you?

- Saved the day?

- Thanks, Zippy.

You're the best.

- We knew it was you.

- I'll never say quirks
aren't helpful again.

- I gotta go.

- Hello, ladies.

- Bye, Zippy.

Oh, hey, Doodles.

- I gotta hand it to you girls.

I know I told Eeky to put
me in charge instead of you,

but you really
came through for him.

- Oh, um, yeah, well...

- Yeah, and I bet
you guys were here,

ready to go
way before two o'clock.

- Hey, Doodles, the funkins
asked me to tell you

that they're still working on

cleaning out the popcorn
in your room.

- Popcorn?

- It was you?

- Me? Who? What? What was me?

- You switched the switcher?

- Hey, I thought it was me.

- Yeah, why would it be me?

You guys had it under control.

- Zippy, why did you say you switched the switcher?

- Me?

I never...you said...I didn't...

- ...Zippy, it's not
nice to take credit

for doing something
someone else did.

- But I never... you...it was... I just...oh, why do I bother?

- Hold on a minute.

Don't tell me you actually
thought that little quirk

was the one who saved you guys.

Now, that would be funny.

- Oh, Doodles.

You should be very proud,
because you're the one

that saved the day
and kept Dittydoodle Works

from having a
major power failure.

- Okay, okay, let's
not get all sappy now.

I only switched the switcher
because I didn't want to miss

the end of my favorite movie.

- Well, whatever the reason,
we're very grateful.

- Yeah, thanks, Doodles.

We owe you one.

- Yeah, whatever.

Let's just keep this
between us three, okay?

Now, I've got to go help the
funkins dig my bedroom out

from under all that popcorn.

- Bye, Doodles.

♪ music ♪

- I win!

- Hey, girls!

- Hi, Miss Molly.

- So, did you figure out who
switched the switcher, yet?

- It was Doodles!

- Doodles?

I never would have guessed that.

So, what did Eeky say when
you told him the truth?

- Uh, well, we haven't
exactly told him the truth...

- ...yet.

- Girls, it's like
I said before.

Staying quiet about
something that you messed up

is the same thing
as telling a lie.

- Yeah, we know.

- No matter what happens,
it's always important

to remember one thing:
'Fess up when you mess up.

♪ When you do something bad ♪

♪ and you're afraid
to tell your mom or dad, ♪

♪ speak the truth
and you'll be glad ♪

♪ that you didn't lie,
you didn't deny. ♪

♪ It's always best to try
and 'fess up when you mess up. ♪

♪ There is no need
to run and hide. ♪

♪ 'Fess up when you mess up. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ You know you have to be strong

to be able to say
"I was wrong," ♪

♪ so listen closely
to this song... ♪

♪ - ...and soon
you will see... ♪

♪ - ...between you and me... ♪

♪ - ...the truth
will set you free, ♪

♪ oh, 'fess up
when you mess up. ♪

♪ There is no need
to run and hide. ♪

♪ 'Fess up when you mess up. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ 'Fess up when you mess up. ♪

♪ There is no need
to run and hide. ♪

♪ 'Fess up when you mess up. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ music ♪

- Ooh, he's going to be
mad; angry; perturbed.

- And he has every right to be,

because he trusted us
and we let him down.

- And now we have to 'fess up...

- ...because we messed up.

- But, but,
if you don't say anything,

he'll never know you messed up so there wouldn't be any reason

to 'fess up in the first place.

Okay, kids.

You're on,
and I'm outta here.

- Okay, Loli, you ready?

- Don't you think
Zippy has a point?

- Oh, Loli,
when was the last time

Zippy was right about anything?

- I don't know,
but he's probably due.

- Well, not today.

- Hopefully, maybe, oh...

- If it isn't my two most
favorite and responsible girls,

Sheira and Loli.

What can I do for you?

- Well, it's really
what we can do for you.

- For me?

- Yes.

We can tell you the truth.

- The truth about what?

- The truth about
switching the switcher.

- We sort of, kind
of forgot to do it.

- Yeah, but somebody
had to do it,

because everything
is running smoothly.

- Doodles did it.

- Doodles did it?

- Yes, we're so sorry, Eeky.

We know we made you a
promise to be responsible...

- ...and we didn't keep it.

- But we knew we had to tell you
the truth about what happened,

because staying quiet

would have been the
same as telling a lie...

- ...even though it was really
nice hearing all those terrific

things to us.

- I have something to
say to the two of you.

- Oh, here it comes.

- I'm going to hide.

- I think you two have been
more thoughtful,

grown-up and responsible

than I ever thought
that you have been before.

- You what?

- You could have kept it a
secret, and I would never

find out about it,
but you decided to tell me,

and that makes me love the both of you even more.

- Oh, Eeky.

- I guess it really
does pay to 'fess up...

- ...when you mess up.

♪ music ♪

♪ - Oh, 'fess up
when you mess up. ♪

♪ There is no need
to run and hide. ♪

♪ 'Fess up when you mess up. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ When you admit you're wrong,
you're feeling better inside. ♪

♪ music ♪

- Hello, Doodles!

- Well, if it isn't Professor
I-wouldn't-trust-Doodles

if-he-was-the-last-crayon
-on-the-planet-Kronk.

- I just wanted to
apologize for what I said.

You know, I underestimated you.

You did a good job, after all.

- No sweat, Eeky, I consider it
my duty to Dittydoodle Works.

- And just to
show you my appreciation,

I am working on fixing up
your popcorn picker right now.

That's right.

- Great.

Are you making any progress?

- Oh, yeah, we're getting there.

Okay, Zippy.

Just a few more times.

Open wide.

Boy, that was a good one.

- Eeky, I don't feel so good.

♪ Sheira and Loli
are out of control-ly, ♪

♪ with twice as much music
and double the fun. ♪

♪ There's Eeky Eeky Kronk
and the funkins, too, ♪

♪ with the quirks,
Molly and Doodles. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli are
out of control-ly. ♪

♪ Come into the
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ Sheira and Loli's
Dittydoodle Works. ♪

♪ music ♪

- Guess who?

♪ music ♪

That's right, it's Doodles.

♪ music ♪