01x64 - The Life Stewart Always Wanted | A Lesson in Being Content

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making it to the pros I want to be a Twin City bear Morty that's my ticket out of this town this town's not so bad

[Applause] hi Linda Morty oh huh did you get that

318 waggle right you're the decoy of course I am I was born to be the decoy

whack Stewart Green Machine this is your time to shine got it coach You Can Count

On Me [Applause] [Music]

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319 Google right oh 318 waggle right whoops

[Music] look at this look at this

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oh hot dogs

oh sorry

ah [Music]

what [Applause]

[Music] happened

now

The Toy Train Factory

[Music] I know you're upset Stuart

but football isn't the only meaningful thing in your future you just don't understand Donna

no I guess I don't oh hey Dad I'll be waiting for you

thanks Donna brought you a get well present Green Machine

[Music] oh another one of your toy trains thanks

Dad Stewart when I was your age I wanted all the same things you do now except I

was allergic to grass and hated football then I learned that God had a plan for

my life that no matter how bad things got God God was always making sure

things turned out right but all my life I've been dreaming of doing bigger more important things being

a Twin City bear making a difference Stuart the doctor is concerned about

your injury he uh well he doesn't think you'll play football again

I know which is why this is more than just a toy I thought maybe you would uh

well help me build them work for the toy train Factory someone's got to keep the

business alive I know it's not your dream but but it has its rewards and

creates jobs for a lot of people I don't know

think about it son I'm never getting out of this town

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about how handsome I am [Applause]

The Numbers

[Music] afternoon

Miss Linda oh my you're looking wonderful today [Music]

I see the game last night what a cat it was like he was using super glue I'm

telling you that guys like Superman just like him good morning Mr Green Oh hey Linda what you got well Mr Green I've

got that number you asked for and well to pay the bills and keep the business going we need to make and sell a whole

lot of trains by this coming Christmas when you say a whole lot what exactly does that mean ten thousand what what

how in the world are we gonna build ten thousand trains in two months foreign

the numbers are the numbers we can't afford to keep the business going to keep our jobs if we don't get to 10 000.

well I for one need to keep my job looks like we're all gonna have to pitch in and start working late yep late late

that's what they said no I'm late late for football practice sorry see you

tomorrow everybody oh yeah yeah all right man just remember everything

Sports

we've been working on hit it hard and make it happen right [Music]

Daddy hey sweetie [Music]

no the other way Bobby either way I know the bird is pretty but he can wait I

can't throw the ball backwards especially if no one's behind you I got it [Applause]

did you see your dad he told me to pay more attention on the field did you see me pay more ow

ouch you're still on the field son gee dad it doesn't seem like we're very good at this well not yet that's why we

practice or are we kidding we're a joke a joke don't say that but at this rate

I'll never be a professional football player well you sure won't be if you just give up you gotta come to play you

gotta I don't know give it a hundred percent or more than that you gotta give

it a hundred and ten percent you are very good at math are you dead Sports math is different son we're taking one

game at a time check your stance and you'll be fine when you step up to the

place keep your eye in the ball and you'll be great yeah that's baseball quiet boy 100

we'll never do more then add a few cause when the game

is on the line let's do it get the puck on the net and you'll be fine there

ain't no I and team we're not sure what you mean you gotta dig down deep before

you take that leap you're playing to win you're laying it in you're scooping the ball Above the Rim basketball 100

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next time

sounds good dad let's go get some ice cream Mom did you

see me catch the ball it clobbered you in the face I didn't say how I caught it it's bloody bubble the Bumblebee

I'm Jim guardley for wide world of spores and I'm here with big news from

Bumblebee Marty

one of the biggest football stars in the universe the Bumblebee Marty

[Music] please my friends just call me b what's

this about your retirement it is true I am hanging up whatever you call my

football shoes forever why would you do that well I'm not getting any younger

Jim I feel like my life is missing something I want to get back to my roots

no pun intended folks and besides I'm doing pretty good making commercials

like this one if you're like me you often dream of

crunching while you eat ice cream it's my tea drink it's not ice cream it's creamy crunchy sweet it's an expl*si*n made of taste it's like a horse racing

your face there's no disgrace so buy a case of creamy crunchy crunchy creamy taste buds and a bunch of creamy sugars

should not be handled unsupervised by small children wow that one I know almost makes me want

to buy a box so what next I'm heading back to my

hometown for Christmas Rockwell you heard it here first folks Rockwell's

native sadness coming home did you really play football with the Bumblebee

Coming Home

coach green wow dad I didn't know you knew anyone important all right kids

home to dinner for all of you bye coach Grace out

Stewie are you gonna be okay yeah I'll be okay you boys go get your ice cream

we'll see you at home oh man I can't believe he's coming [Music]

over here I got no football in the house I

understand your concern Mrs hassanfeffer but I assure you that this one test score won't affect Andrew's College

admissions all right go along he's in the first grade [Music]

oh you see uh go and wash up for dinner sorry Mom

wow look how young we were yeah we were kids ourselves

I could have given us so much more than this I hadn't missed that catch Donna

I wonder what Morty's house looks like it doesn't matter what Morty's house looks like Stewie we're happy

oh hold that thought would you mind talking to Emma she had a rough day at school sure

I Can Fix It

it's okay don't cry I can fix it everything okay in here Emma I adopted

Teddy's busted Teddy mcfluffington oh no he got the stuff and knocked out of you

Teddy boy our Barney did it they said he was a football he's not a football

why did there have to be boys an age-old question here let the doctor help you're

not a doctor you make toys that's why I'm the perfect actor for a toy

how was school today well I wanted to be the camel but I'm just a sheep not

following you sweetie in the Christmas play the kid you can't get too bright

[Music] you bring all the Sheep do is saying

that's fantastic daddy don't laugh everybody knows the camels are a lot

more important than the Sheep I'm sorry I didn't mean to laugh he's just making

extra cute cheap everyone okay in here I don't want to be a sheep I want to be a camel well maybe

next year you can be a cute camel Madison said there's nothing special about sheep who's Madison the camel

what do I do now [Music]

precious girl in our lives making every moment right

your mom and daddy love you you fill us

with the light precious girl so special too

God has got a plan for you and we can

see it clearly as you shine is light

Shine

do you realize when you shine

everyone sees you the lives you touch you're

worth so much and that is just how God Made You

Mom and Dad when I'm sad you're so proud

of me God put us together now I know we must

love me precious girl can you see you're part of

our family this one thing I promise God's plan for

you is true you are worth so much and

it's just by being you

do do [Music] do do do do do do do

do do do do do do do do do [Music]

time to eat we can't have dinner yet why not cucumbers

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Merry Christmas

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[Music] Merry Christmas Pete Merry Christmas Mrs Josephson Merry Christmas to you happy

little family Stuart

Merry Christmas Arthur wow Arthur that's a very unflattering hat I know it's a

Morty Bumble unflattering hat the Bumblebee comes home to really quill today today come on Stewie we've got

Christmas shopping to do you love Christmas shopping yeah sure

Mommy [Music]

What's Happening Here

are you ready

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[Music] okay

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do something Christmasy [Music]

so much better hey still works Stuart buddy long time no see I mean you've

seen me of course welcome back Morty not that it feels like you ever left wow my

face is all over the place it's like the world is one big mirror and wouldn't

that be incredible well I better finish up my Christmas shopping and not so fast oh we've got business to discuss we do

join me for a latte give me two mocha Fruit Market chiquitos with extra whip

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I forgot to specify non-fat milk you said we needed to talk business

Stewart old friend Stewart old teammate

Stuart look at us it's just like old times except I am crazy Rich

congratulations Morty you've accomplished a lot how kind of you to say but you know Stuart I've come back

to Rockwell to get back to my roots no pun intended no pun taken I'm thinking I

could use this town just as much as this town could use me how's the toy train

business not what it used to be eh we do just fine not according to this chart

where'd you get that I made it arrows are fun no I mean how do you know this

stuff oh you can find out anything if you're rich enough and guess what I found out what you're behind on all your

bills you're barely making ends meet you can't make friends fast enough to stay in business and I can make all your

troubles go away if you'll just sell me the toy train Factory whoa

come on you can't tell me that you wanted to end up stuck in Rockwell trapped just imagine Stuart if you sold

me the factory you could just hop onto that train and leave if the Factory's

not making any money why would you want it it's not making money for you but I

know how to make money how put my name on it pardon me boy is that a Morty

Bumble Juju come again foreign

[Music] to it doesn't it your factory will be

the official gift shop for Bumble Town Bumble Town formerly Rockwell the

boyhood home of morning bumble come visit the town that gave birth to the

legend what that's crazy my roots are tingling the mayor's all for it of

course we'll need to get rid of the part of the factory that cost me the most money what parts that the workers I

won't sell Morty not if it means this town goes without jobs fine I'll be happy to wait for you to fail then I'll

buy it for nothing for less than nothing I'll use a coupon then you'll be waiting

a long time as soon as we finish our Christmas orders we'll be just fine we'll see yes you will see

if you need me I'll be staying at whatever you call the most expensive hotel in martyville Rockwell not my luck

okay now I need something salty

Green Machine

thank you all right everyone listen up we got one

night left to finish the trains that's 10 70 3 000 3 000 trains in one night

we've got to give it a hundred percent and make this happen Mr Green the most

strengths we've ever made in a shift is 200. then 100 isn't good enough we need

to give it a hundred and ten percent okay that gets us to 220. I'm talking

figuratively 100 will never do get seven more then

add a few cause when our jobs are on the line and get those trains in the gear

and we'll be fine there ain't no iot the same screw up extreme come on you gotta

dig down deep before you take that leap you're playing to win you're laying it in there's a couple more parts

we'll never do more and then add a few split the upright punch it in place Kick

Kick It Up 10 to 110 this time will win

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oh no what have I done everything's ruined I'll take a week to clean this up

now what are we gonna do there's no way we'll make it we're all gonna lose our jobs

hello do it I hope you don't mind me dropping in unannounced I just came by to check out the

oh that's gonna make for a real blue Christmas I guess this means you'll have

to sell me the factory now huh Green Machine you were gonna sell

Bill wait seller I guess you've got a big decision to make

Merry Christmas Green Machine foreign

What If

God how did I end up like this I was gonna do something something

special but instead I've ruined everything I couldn't I have caught that football

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zero now the town's in trouble too

if I had only caught that football

take it out Stuart green what if Express what's the what if

Express

trains in the football field I have gone crazy

foreign [Music]

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Bedtime Songs

[Music] and now it's time for bedtime songs with Junior the part of the show when Junior

gets tucked into his warm comfy bed and is sung a bedtime song

[Music] good night good night I'll tuck you in

good night I'll kiss your cheeks soon you will asleep now close your eyes good

night um

Junior can I have my bear your bear my Bear right there with brown and fuzzy

hair I love him so and you must know I feel so much despair I moan and groan

and cry and weep my tears would drown my counting sheep to have them sleep oh please Mom please don't make me sleep

with all my fuzzy bear thanks

good night good night the lights are off

good night I'll fluff your sheets soon you will sleep now close your eyes good

night

okay of my cat your cat my cat yes

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[Music] close your eyes good night

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friends good night Junior good night this has been bedtime songs

with Junior tune in next time to hear Junior say can I have a drink of water

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Train Song

strange

hello is anybody here

this is really really high

there's somebody here

excuse me but where's the ticket please uh I'm not going anywhere sure you are

we're all going somewhere I mean I can't leave Rockwell my family's here my

goodness here's your ticket it was in my hand all along huh how'd you do that I'll tell you Stewart I've been driving

this train for a hundred years and I still don't know how it does anything sit anywhere you like but buckle up it's

gonna be a bumpy ride I told you I can't leave hey I told you to buckle up

where are we going wherever it is you're running to what I wasn't running away

you were certainly running from someone oh yeah who you're running from Stuart

huh I'm Stewart not the steward you should be tonight the what if Express

will make three stops three stops only wait what's the what-if express for

every regrettable there's a hypothetical I don't know what you're talking about why your first stop Stuart you're going

to see what your life would have been like if you had only caught that football

[Music] careful what you wish for Stuart these

train tracks can take you many places but that doesn't mean that they're all

places where you should go [Music]

down these tracks is the life that you wanted down these tracks is what you

wish to be found these tracks you'll be the hero how does that look we'll just

have to see without these tracks is someone most

famous found these tracks you'll want for nothing that will be tracks you'll

be the big shot how does that look we'll go as we sing down these tracks on which

we travel lie the choices you'll soon need to make what will make one better

than the other what will it be which path will you take

down these tracks down these tracks

Squishies

where am I oh hey what happened to the train okay people let's do this one more

time celebrity endorsement for squeezy cheesy dream take 12. that's it

if you're like me you beg and sleep cause it's so hard to eat squishies but the Squishies it's easy cheese it's

queasy cheesy Dream It's like a pillow for your teeth

squeezy cheesy dream does not contain dairy and may cause dizziness in some animals cat does anybody have a bowl I

can spit this awful stuff in here's a ball big guy it's like notebook paper but twice the

calories don't sneak up on me like that I wasn't sneaking I just had to park the train

what's going on why am I right here and over there I told you this is our first

stop you'll get to see what life would have been like for you if you had caught that football so that's really me it's

certainly what you could be Here's the final contract the deal is almost done

all you need to do is sign up not here let's go get some real food

Toy Train Factory

[Music] this is very uncomfortable being invisible has its downside

hold your horses come on I thought every time a bell rings a customer gets his

wings all right show me the paperwork this sign here and the toy train Factory

is yours what the toy train Factory that's all a Rockwell right don't you

mean Stewartville [Laughter] good Rings they wouldn't sit there if

they were you I can't believe how ungrateful that town is I mean I put Rockwell on the map they should have

built me a statue why is famous me so grumpy even getting your wish has not

changed your heart I am gonna save a ton when I replace all those workers with robots no I won't let you I mean I won't

let me do it those people are hard-working God I tried to warn you give me out of

some sort of trick no Stuart no trick things have changed you've spent your

whole life wishing you had caught that football and now you have

I get it I'm Dreaming makes perfect sense that Maki chakikiro must have given me nightmares you're not dreaming

thanks a bunch dream dude be seeing you in my naps

we're moving again no kidding

so this is real I really caught that football and I'm really rich and famous and every bit is unhappy I couldn't be

true how could I be rich famous and unhappy you'd be surprised I think you'll understand better after our

second stop what's the second stop the first stop was what your life is like since you

Rockwell Town Square

made that touchdown uh-huh the second stop is what life is now like for

everyone else where are we you've been here a thousand

times we're at the Rockwell Town Square never look like this hello

is that my voice Chris [Music]

but I'll be here early day after tomorrow is that

Donna it's me it's your Stewie why is she all alone why do you

think because I left town after I made that touchdown and I never came back you

never married her Stuart and she never loved anyone else hey lady

it's Christmas got any candy oh boy it's a football team oh I'm sorry little boy

I don't have any candy uh oh wait what are they doing frog answer

but but those are good kids not in a world where no one is taking the time to help them become something better I took

the time that's right you were like a father to those boys but not anymore wait my boys that wasn't

the whole team where are my twins aren't Barney Barney and art were never born remember because you never got married

but wait that means Emma Emma Emma should be here she should be alive and

why is that stupid because Emma was adopted I am afraid things are very

different in this world Gabe where is she I have to know don't do this to

yourself Stuart let's just get back on the train Gabe what happened to Emma

she's right over there Emma Emma it's me it's Daddy I'm afraid

she can't hear you [Music]

don't worry Teddy I will be your family I'm here Emma Emma

please please tell me this isn't real this isn't better than my old life what is it you want I just want all this to

change oh things can change welcome to the third star

A Choice

the one that requires a a choice what choice I'll do anything

do it do you believe God loves you yes of course I do then why don't you also

believe he has directed every step you've ever taken

Precious Child still agree you're worth much more than it may seem

God has made more of your life than you're on beach

precious one so special to when you

doubt God's plan for you just take a look around you

and you've had all the joy [Music]

the way you live the love you give

those around you you the life you touch it's worth so much in the hatch just how

God Made You I know what my choice is oh you do I can

choose to stay in this world of what if or I can choose to go back to Rockwell

and face my problems knowing that God has a plan for me even when you don't

see it and that plan for you is better than anything you could come up with on

your own [Music]

A Meaningful Life

I like unfamous Stewart can I really have it oh yes I do believe you're ready

[Music] I can see his love for me your words are

wise my new friend I'll hope in God's good plan alone

I can take a look out the window

The View by you might just take your breath away

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you are worth so much and it's just

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thanks for everything Rockwell oh I love you Rockwell and I

love you coffee shop and you big old tree and you've broken down dentist office and even you billboard with big

old Morty bumble hey where is everybody

this old factory may be a disaster but it's still my disaster

[Music] oh Stuart isn't it wonderful I told

everyone that you refused to sell the factory and they all came to help the whole town what's going on in here I

thought everything was busted it it was okay Stewart's back might as well make

this a party [Music]

these [Music]

are better cause he loves us [Music]

Barney Emma I missed you guys why where

were we Teddy wants a hug too every day Emma every single day

what's the matter daddy nothing's the matter Emma I just realized that my life

is very meaningful Teddy wants to know his life is Meaningful too

tell Teddy that our lives are special because we have each other and that's

God's plan for us can't believe it everybody helped you

nobody would ever help me nobody would want to Linda hi Morty it's been a long time too

long it's good to see you you know bumblebee it's not too late to

live a meaningful life [Music] I know you know I just had the strangest

train ride [Music]

a Merry Christmas [Music]

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