01x32 - A Very Silly Sing-Along

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thank you

hi kids welcome to Jonah's sing-along

songs and more I'm Bob the Tomato and

I'm Larry the Cucumber and I'm so

excited I just can't hide it well

there's no need to hide it Larry we want

everybody to know we're making our first

big movie on the big screen

um Bob now everybody will be able to see

my mole

don't worry Larry they have makeup to

take care of those things oh good just

think Bob we're making a movie about

Jonah the incredible story of a man who

swallowed a whale

Larry I think you're mixed up I'm not

Larry Jonah didn't swallow a whale did

too okay let's ask the expert uh

Archibald asparagus who's gonna play

Jonah in the movie he's in his dressing

room hey Archibald ah yes did Jonah

swallow a whale what

what toe no and the whale swallowed

Jonah and all the other way around

thanks Archibald see Larry I thought for

sure Jonah swallowed something maybe it

was a goldfish I know it's hard to admit

when you're wrong but even Jonah learned

how important it is to do that okay

Archibald it's time to come out and

they're ready for you on the set

ah I'm staying right here thank you

staying why

I'm not all that fond of being swallowed

by a whale Archibald there's more to the

story than that before Jonah was

swallowed by a whale he was a famous

Prophet who brought God's messages to

his people

the people I bring you a message from

the Lord

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oh it's a message of encouragement

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do not fight do not cheat wash your

hands before you eat there is nothing

quite as sweet a message from the Lord

to be a friend and say your prayers

Heaven loves a heart that cares that is

why I've come to share a message from

the Lord and if you follow God's command

there will be peaceful

you will live long and happy life

sheep your kids and your wives

don't eat pigs don't eat bats don't eat

beetles flies or gnats stay away from

all of that a message from

Trump do what's right don't provoke good

for tassels

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that is

yes

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Archibald that was great see being Jonah

isn't so bad oh sure that scene wasn't

bad it's what's about to happen that

worries me you'll do just fine come on

out Archibald

I'm uh

busy right now

busy doing what I'm in the bathtub yeah

that's it I'm in the bathtub practicing

for the big storm scene

big storm scene oh yes look at those

rolling waves help help

hey wait a minute you have a bathtub in

your dressing room Bob this isn't fair

now Larry I want to bathtub in my

dressing room I'm as big a star as

Archibald is Larry I I guess the

producers don't care whether I'm

attached to this project or not where's

my agent you need to let go of your

anger but but

you're right Bob I'll go calm down in my

dressing room I'm off to raid the fridge

for cheese curls and root beer

uh Cheese Curls and root beer sure

that's the favorite food of the Pirates

Who Don't Do Anything we're practically

the stars of the movie

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we are the Pirates

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before

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right so don't feel ready

to stay home

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we don't do anything

and I never Hoist the Mainstay and I've

never swapped the poop back and I never

bear to Starbucks

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what are you talking about what's a

rooster and mashed potatoes have to do

we're experience a pirate hey that's

right we're supposed to sing about

pirate things oh and who's ever kissed

am I right what are you think

I think you look like Captain Crunch

no I don't

do not you're making me hungry

oh yeah

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you just don't get it

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that's the chips

Archibald please come out of the

dressing room if you'll come out and be

in the movie I I've got a big surprise

for you

really what would that be

my giant super jumbo movie popcorn oh my

did did you get extra butter extra

butter

um just a minute

oh

wow

what's going on out there uh it's

nothing Archibald Larry's just a little

buttery

three you're supposed to get the butter

on the popcorn not yourself oh like I

didn't know that

deal is off I'm not coming out nice

going Larry

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Bob

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oh look what the cat drug is I wonder

what they brought back this time

hey there's your wife Olaf yep and

there's your wife Harold all right do

they love us or what the hell what not

to love I mean after all we're biking

what do you know the Terrors of the sea

we're biking wherever we go privileging

happily we're Vikings let there be no

hamburgers

life for me

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things

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look oh if there's a fish with a pretty

yellow circle at the bottom of the back

side of his fin look well if there's

another and another and another and a

little one has got a funny dream

underneath the water it's the biggest

fish I think I've ever seen look Olaf

he's got purple spots and orange and

yellow markings and a doors within the

iridescent green

I don't see any of that Sven we've gotta

distract him help me out

oh

look cool if there's a turtle and he's

wearing pink pajamas and he's got a

couple hat up on his lid I like going

very close and see he's riding on a

llama heard a Giants

I don't see anything what butt there

thank you thank you

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saved us

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rest assured that we intend to share

professionally

we used to care about our share of gold

so rare and big TVs but when we share we

get our share of friends

so what's the use a Golden Goose is no

excuse for being mean

when we shall we get our share of

friends

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we've had enough of this nonsense you

come out of your dressing room this

instant no

no not if I have to get swallowed by a

whale

Larry that's not very compassionate

You're Gonna Hurt Archibald's feelings

it's called Tough Love Bob

stop it

lights

hmm and maybe they blew a fuse on the

movie Set Bob you know how I get when

the lights go out I'm I'm afraid of the

dark I'm just more of a day person maybe

if you knew what it was like to be in

the belly of a whale you could be more

compassionate toward Archibald remember

Jonah was in the whale for three days

here listen to this

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thank you

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up to my ears in bitter tears can't

believe I've sunk this low as I walk the

plankton in a sanctum got at a Dodge set

on a bunless

you said north I headed south toss

overboard good Lord that's a really

large mouth

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I woke up this morning Kind of Blue

thinking through that age-old question

how to exit a Well's digestion it might

behoove me to be

head out like a human

I wonder what rhymes with comets

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is gonna take

in times

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of the world

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of my life

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all right Archibald come out of your

dressing room so you can play Jonah in

our new movie

absolutely not being swallowed by a

whale is much too risky find a stunt

asparagus that's okay Bob why are we

waiting for Archibald let me welcome you

to my VeggieTales memorabilia auction

yeah auction

just look at these Priceless Memories

around us Bob here's a piece of chewing

gum used by the peony Brothers in that

epic veggie classic Esther the girl who

became Queen

and the LarryBoy helmet from LarryBoy

and the Fib from Outer Space uh Larry

now how much would you pay for a jelly

donut only partially eaten by Jerry Gord

on the set of Dave and the giant pickle

partially eaten do I hear 25 38 77 and a

half 77 and a half

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oops uh oh you smush it you buy it Bob

Larry it was an accident doesn't matter

but I don't have 77 dollars ah that's 77

million dollars what it's a very rare

donut but

I don't have that kind of money you got

to show some mercy Larry Mercier how

much you give me for it Mercy is free

Larry and just as God shows us Mercy we

need to be merciful to others ah

hey that's what Jonah learned oh all

right Mercy granted you can keep your 77

million gee thanks Larry now would you

help me get Archibald out of his

dressing room sure but uh would you mind

scraping the jelly off the floor

I'll tell you what he did

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now Billy Joe McGuffey was a really

clumsy kid on the first day of first

grade I'll tell you what he did he

tripped over a pencil box flew up in the

air landed on a kangaroo pulled out all

his hair he needed first aid in the

first grade first aid in the first grade

first

grade you could buy a zoo with all the

doctor bills he paid now Billy Joe

McGuffey was a really clumsy kid on the

second day of second grade I'll tell you

what he did he slipped on a banana peel

flew up in the sky landed on a

chimpanzee and poked him in the yard

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he paid

now Billy Joe McGuffey was a really

clumsy kid on the third day of third

grade I'll tell you what he did he fell

out of a fishing boat splashed into the

sea landed on amore

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third grade first date

with all the doctor bills now Billy Joe

McGuffey was a really clumsy kid on the

sixth day of sixth grade I'll tell you

what he did he went out on a field trip

the first one of the Year back into a

saber tooth and Pierce

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now Billy Joe McGuffey wasn't really

clumsy kid on the 8th day of eighth

grade I'll tell you what he did he tried

to play some basketball went up for a

dog

in the eighth grade

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now Billy Joe McGuffey wasn't really

clumsy kid on the ninth day of ninth

grade I'll tell you what he did he fed

the pigs on Grandma's from two piglets

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stayed in

foreign

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first date in the 10th grade

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no

Billy Joe McGuffey was a really clumsy

kid on the 12th day of 12th grade I'll

tell you what he did he walked into

financial aid fell and broke a bar

show them all this building got a great

big college

first date

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dropping

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with all the doctors

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let's do another triple song I love

twippo

uh Bob uh yeah Larry I figured out how

to get Archibald out of his dressing

room so he can play Jonah in our new

movie well how by giving him courage oh

great thinking Larry maybe you can slip

some under his door not a bad idea Bob

but I had something else in mind oh

Archibald I'm not coming out and you

can't make me fear that I'm gonna

inspire you with courageous heroes from

the Silver Screen

uh Larry dumb that I'm dumb dumb dumb

I'm Indiana Larry sorry not

inspirational

the names Bond lady Bond uh no and

that's a terrible British accent

SpongeBob needs a hero I am that hero

I'm afraid not I mean I am afraid still

it's okay Larry real courage doesn't

come from watching movie Heroes it comes

from believing God oh that's what Jonah

learned

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so

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he'll be ready

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God

Dess

of God

I believe God's love is true then you

should know what you should do

if you live

Second Challenge

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what are you doing well Bob fifth

archiban is never coming out of his

dressing room we've got to take matters

into our own hands so to speak uh what

do you mean well we have to get someone

else to play Jonah in our new movie

someone named me Jonah spent some time

in the water uh Larry it's okay Bob I

already have it memorized

your part no my acceptance speech for

the Academy Awards you like me you

really really like me uh Larry that's it

I'd like to thank all the little people

whose names I can't remember Larry and

so I accept its best actor and Lifetime

Achievement Award recognizing that once

in a generation there come as an actor

whose buddy of work and body the entire

body of water Larry

I think you're forgetting something that

Jonah discovered oh what's that that

it's important to praise God you're just

praising yourself yeah but

what with that inside your boat his

kamado's dressing room

that's it I cannot stand another minute

of this Archibald are you gonna beat

Jonah after all yes I had let him do it

did you hear that speech oh well yes the

only thing he has in common with Jonah

is God overboard

we're glad you're back Archibald aren't

we Larry uh can Pirates win best

supporting actor oh we'll find out Larry

we'll all find out a lot in the story of

Jonah yeah like how it feels to be whale

chow what what did he say oh nothing

nutritious

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we get the h*-h* and the ding dong ding

dong

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