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01x27 - The Wonderful World of Autotainment

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales". Aired: December 21, 1993 – present.*
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Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.

01x27 - The Wonderful World of Autotainment

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and now coming to you live from the

future

it's larry's wonderful world of

entertainment

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don't worry i thought you said the

future didn't have theme songs i did so

you didn't expect it and that makes it

funny

starring those adorably amusing

artificial intelligence units the

ventrilomatic and rusty with the techno

bird of the future mr one

hola

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where does the sheep go to get its hair

cut i don't know where does she go to

get a haircut

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so he says what are you talking about

that's not my dog

There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea

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the hello

and it's accumulating a lot of junky

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oh

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oh boy this is crazy it's getting nuts

there's a fly on the frog on your bums

and long easy hole in the bottom of your

seat

on the problems

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is

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is

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is

Zacchaeus

thankfully the flea is clean oh yeah

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over here

here we go

hello

and as the savior passed that

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yes i'm going to your house today

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[Applause]

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oh

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that day and a happy little

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happy little man

me

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Modern Major General

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here we

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modern major go i'm information

vegetable animal and mineral i know the

kings of england and i quote the facts

historical from marathon to waterloo

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i'm very well acquainted with matters

mathematical i understand equations both

are simple and quad radical about

binomial theorem

with a lot of blues a lot of news let's

see

with many cheerful facts about the

square of the hype

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calculus i know the scientific names of

beings that are malculus and shorter

matters vegetable and a mole

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all right now stay with me

i am the vetting model of a modern major

general i've information vegetable

animal and mineral i know the kings of

england and i quote the facts historical

from marathon to waterloo in order

category

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many cheerful facts about the

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sweaters i know the scientific names of

beans and oculus

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[Applause]

You Are My Sunshine

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you'll never know friends

how much i love you

you have been

my sunshine today

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you are my sunshine

you make me happy

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you'll never know friends how much i

love

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always remember

how much

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you make me happy

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sunshine today

[Applause]

Barber of Seville

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ah

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Erie Canal

all right is everybody ready did i ever

mention that i used to live in buffalo

oh yeah it's true

me and my pet mule did i mention i had a

mule

to go something like this i got a mule

her name is sal

15

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in our day

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you can always tell your name but you

can always tell yourself

oh yeah it was quite a 15 years let me

tell you we're gonna throw a lot of mule

chow we're gonna get along on our way

old gal

15 miles

cause

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o'clock

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just

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here

[Applause]

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you're on my foot

My Day

in my bed i start to pray and tell god

my

day

i woke up in my little bed and put my

head up on my head i cleaned my room and

clear my dishes told mom breakfast was

delicious

i went to school learned something new

and tried to follow every rule i studied

my vocabulary

had some fun with bob and larry

and so

it's good to know

how much you love me

it's true

the bible says you do

you really love me

your love was

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i somehow overlooked my bed it seems my

dog is under fed forgot to change my

under clothes watched one too many tv

shows

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i had some trouble sharing toys and

during rest time made some noise the

walls are not for coloring sometimes i'm

off-key when i sing

and so

it's really good to know

how much you love me

it's true

the bible says you do

you really love me your love was with me

all throughout my day

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my

bed so quietly

i rest in knowing

god

loves

me

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you