01x25 - Lord of the Beans

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thank you [Music]

foreign foreign

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I arrived precisely when I intend to

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laughs

oh my God the fireworks oh yeah

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[Music] well done Randolph yes they seem to

enjoy it so when's your uncle gonna make his

speech here he is now dear flomots today is my

12th 22th birthday 122 years is too short a time to live

among such fine folk I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as

twice of you but I'm growing tired you see I'm

feeling stretched like chocolate pudding scraped across too much ham

[Music] my life has been a series of Adventures

a string of Journeys quests and curious trips I've done all right you see Gathering

riches just for me all to bring the cup of Joy up to my list

more of this and a little more of that I wanted to be happy but instead it left

me flat share with me the secret if you can

the key to me are truly happy man

I didn't mean to interrupt your feasting or bore you with my silly little speech

so d*ck right y friends celebration ends and the plate of

pleasure passes [Music]

and a little more of that hope it makes you happy but it only makes you fat

and now it's time to bid you all I do

but not before a present just for you [Music]

my cake

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Bill boy you old Rascal they never saw that one coming

back you think you're awful clever don't you Randolph but my old friend why you

haven't changed a bit nobody you have you must be twice as

tall as when last we met well you know clean living and your

clothes very fine for a flub it oh Rags

really in this house I don't remember that then what Randolph or that or that

well business has been good and what's this an espresso maker oh you really

must try it I tell you it makes tea taste like bath water I wasn't sure I'd

like it at first it has quite a oh kick billboard baggy pants there are

many powerful beings in the world none of them should be used lightly

oh [Music] you can be such a bother all right here

it is I found it on my Adventures it's given me everything I've asked for everything I could think of anyway but

something's missing I can't put words to it but I intend to find it whatever it is that's why I'm leaving I'm leaving

tonight and I don't believe I'll be coming back and you're home to Toto my

nephew I'm giving everything to him what about the bean yes the bean tool what I'm looking for I

don't think it can give me to it that he gets it won't you

yes of course well I must be off

farewell Randolph oh yes A Farewell Bill boy until we meet

again [Music]

foreign I got one with a big flower

Randolph your uncle isn't here Toto he had to leave he said he was looking for

something he talked about leaving I guess I knew someday he really would

he's giving he's getting everything in his home all his things

foreign [Music]

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long before the shy was made where flood is flooded in the shade

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were given special powerful the first beat could

grow any kind of food or drink you could imagine the second could change your looks your height your hair the third

produced The Finest Clothing and the fourth small kitchen appliances

small kitchen appliances small kitchen appliances toasters blenders fried added

deep fryers you name it whoa because this one of those beans

no no oh where'd those beans go unfortunately

the Whole Foods you received him had no idea what they've been given and cooked them up in a stew not that

but there was another beasts

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from blenders to Bagels hairdos to hats the power of all the others wrapped up

in one bee one bean the most powerful Bean in the world

is this it put it in the fire Toto huh put it in the fire the one true Bean

carries an inscription revealed by fire alone

now take it out and look closely I don't see anything

no wait what does it say it says if you

can read this you're too close other side

he was wisely use wisely [Music]

it's an amazing gift Toto and it's yours The Bean Is Yours

I'm not so sure I want it little boy's giving me plenty of stuff you take the bean Randolph The Bean Is your gift dodo

every gift is given for a reason we can't choose which ones we get only what

we do with them well what we don't know beans what if I use it

wrong can mess everything up Randolph you're wise tell me what to do

with it well I uh to be honest I don't know I paid better attention in

fireworks class than in Bean class it was a good show though wasn't it

I think I know someone who can help though the elders are the raspberry Forest the knowledge of mysterious

plants and beans goes back ages the raspberry Forest

that's on the other side of the mountains of much snow yet the journey

will be difficult but the wisdom you seek cannot be gained without work

there are other dangers your gift is not unknown the dark lord scary man would

give anything to have it for his own that being could clothe his armies as

they ravaged Center Earth right now his minions search for it minions yes how

creatures that feel nothing [Music] oh they aren't vegetable at all

unnatural creatures formed by scary man himself ABS food have more

Sports they are his utensils and they do his bidding

no one would blame you if you just put the bean in a box and forgot about it

I've been given a gift and I want to know what it's for I need to know what

I'm to do with it but I don't think I can make the journey

alone you won't have to I took the liberty to invite a few friends

Fearless Ranger Iroquois oops

you have my sword shop sh**ting elf

Legoland you have my bow

and gruffman lovable dwarf grumpy all right did we have parked any farther

away oh yeah yeah I have my ax not that it'll

do any good oh that's my brother hey

this weekend he's another elf what does he do ah he's pretty good in the kitchen

and the other elf these Fearless men have agreed to accompany you on your

quest to Brave much snowier and keep you from scary man's clutches as you seek

the purpose of your gift I give you the best worship of the beat

got any waffles [Music]

why didn't you go before we left I didn't have to then I'm good now I can

hike forever [Music]

much snowy that's a lot of snow oh we covered a lot

of ground today let's say we bumped down here for the night it's not even lunch time and

it'll be fun he says fresh air he says he'll get out of the mines he says

and for this I'm missing taco night [Music]

that that was it now I can go for hours

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we did it we're not there yet you all wait here while I look for a safe route

down if you're clever these things can even keep your nose warm

foreign

how's your nose feel now feel warm

I'm starving where are all the raspberries not that kind of raspberry

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well what's that supposed to mean Hey kid you got any food my stomach's

growling just stay old biscuits did you eat all yours I got them right here they

don't agree with me I was thinking more like a uh a nice chicken burrito sorry

fresh out of burritos hey you got that bean right

and it can make anything anything we want I guess poison so make me a chicken

burrito we have lots of guacamole I don't think I should why not I was

giving this gift for a reason and I don't want to use it till I know what that reason is

then if I had a gift like that I'd be using that thing to get rich after I

made a few burritos foreign

listen we are nearing the elders who will know the secret of Toto's Bean with

them your behavior will become critically important try to hold it together

what do you mean critically important the Elders of the raspberry Forest are

ancient somewhere around the fourth Millennium they lost their senses of humor

you may not laugh in their presence you may not even smile no matter what

happens the consequences if you do will be great

[Music] so these Elders must be as old as the

trees no they are the trees

hail Elders of the raspberry Forest may your fruit never fall in vain

foreign [Music]

thank you for your welcome Lord fellow minion Terra glyph son of pharabilitimon

that is a beautiful Jewel you wear yes a gift from a friend I have an eye for

beautiful things but tell me Randolph son of mandal

did you come here to admire my jewelry no Lord thalaminian Terra glyph son of

terrible elephant it is the matter of a being that brings us here a being that I

believe [Music] you mean Randolph son of man golf the

being of power yes Lord father minion Terra glyph son of terrible elephant it

has fallen into the possession of a young flabbit who seeks your wisdom in knowing for what purpose it should be

used [Music] take the bean through the Blue Gate to

the land of Woe Randolph son of mandolf there he will find events

[Music] knock it off we're just saying hello

uh but but the land of Woe Is a cursed Place filled with evil what would he do

when he gets there

it will be obvious I believe we must be going thank you for

your serious advice get up get up get out [Music]

foreign [Music]

I said no matter what happens don't laugh or smile did not say that well you

didn't mention they were gonna talk like that so how long will they keep us here the last fellow I knew who made fun of

their language was up here for 12 years then they let him go no he was blown off

in a windstorm never seen again to have a gift is a wonderful thing your

spirits will lift and your heart will sing though some might use it to live

like a king first I want to know what it's for

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there's gotta be some way to get down from here none that I know of yeah

[Music] air balloon out of our house

the Eagle's coming everyone stand on the edge of the

platform next to me [Music] didn't know when I give the signal we're

all gonna jump together and trust me and this will work

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ah what was that oh there's a bird let's

jump on him maybe he'll fly us wherever we want to go maybe he'll serve us drinks and little bags of peanuts get

your own ride come on [Music] I thought that would work

at least we didn't wake the trees Randolph son of mandolf you have left

your detention oh why yes Lord it's telling me

son of therapy [Music]

foreign [Music]

that went well hey at least we're out of that tree

what where are we the Blue Gate entrance to the land of

Woe the Blue Gate why do they call it blue you ask

perhaps for the sorrow that blankets the land Beyond perhaps for the sadness of

those who toiled on this cursed wall perhaps for the River of Tears that

flowed from us

for that

has no handle how are we gonna get in look for a doorbell there's some kind of writing over the

gate I can't read it there are few who can it

is the tongue of Woe and if I remember my seventh grade diabolical languages class it reads he who seeks to pass this

gate a riddle first must solve the answer that will seal his fate must all

his wits involved what thing with awesome strength is

blessed yet Quakes before the smallest pest stand so high yet sniffs the ground

without so much as stooping down has no home or chair or book yet holds his bath

inside a trunk if your first guests bringeth true passage we will grant to

you but if in hell you guess my friend the door will buy your journey end

it said all that it's a highly efficient tongue you can fit a whole book on a napkin so it's a riddle eh awesome

strength yet Quakes before the smallest pest tall yet sniffs the ground a cow an

ostrich with a suitcase bacon it's a long shot we have one chance to

get this right a raccoon free ring binder an elephant it's strong but it's afraid

of the littlest past a mouse and even though it's tall it can sniff the ground with its long trunk which also holds

water when it takes a bath an elephant man this bacon

all right only one way to find out is it an elephant

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[Music] man it's too small we're gonna fit no

way it's a trick it's an optimal illusion it only looks small because

it's so far away watch foreign

maybe if you ran faster try it again how are we gonna get in the only one

who'd fit through that door is you Toto

you don't need to do that Toto no one would blame you if you just went home and put the bean in a box I knew this

was a lousy idea right from the start oh well we tried you know it isn't like we

didn't try no I want to know what my gift is for Toto the Lands Beyond this door are

filled with evil it won't be easy I wanna know they say a creature lives

therein desperate for the being I want to know maybe you could swap it

for another gift you know a gift exchange every gift is given for a reason you

can't choose which ones we get only what we do with them

that's one Brave love it I got dibs on his espresso maker

well that's that we can go home now right we failed the

fellowship failed we were supposed to help Todo and now he's in there on his

own we may yet have another chance to help him

I'm a lucky boy I've got a new umbrella and it's me Freud enjoy when the rain

may come in the sun maker will be all been driving me heading to death I'm a lucky boy

I've got a new umbrella what are you doing

[Music] ah we were just trying to get in oh well

all you need to do is go down a couple of miles to the Red Gate it's wide open the Red Dead I've heard of it but I

thought it was just a myth just came from there you'll know it when you see an angry murderous band of sporks headed

through to find a small flabbit and a bee with instructions to bring him back dead or alive

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we gotta beat him to that gate ah I think I'll go with umbrella boy

come on and tonight was Meatloaf

and now it's time to silly songs with elves the part of the show where you're recording comes out and sings a silly

song for elves

I asked my baby my baby a couple questions about myself

if I was handsome if I was nice

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my eyes [Music]

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friends

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hey I know it I what what you should be

ashamed of yourself you're nowhere else you're an Elvis impersonator you second

me deceitful one oh right like you're a real elf give the

guard a bow and arrow and he's a real elf this has been silly songs for elves

don't you point that to me well

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thank you [Music]

hello someone there

what a load of trouble you turned out to be if I had half a mind I just throw you in

a ditch and be done oh oh that's gonna leave a mark what's

that who's who's there oh my precious they stolen stole it from me who are you

it's mine I tell you it's mine give it to me what is

you mean the bean it's my gift it was given to me I'm taking it to the land of

woe to find out what it's for no don't do that it's a terrible Place give it to

me I know what it's for it's for me [Music]

you are pretty speedy but you'll never make it by yourself

these Woods are crazy you you need a guy no

[Music] you know they they say you should

balance out your aerobic activity with a little weight training what say we break and do some squats

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[Music] boy so what's your name I am named for the

sound I make with my throat a ham yes what do you want your name is a Helm my

name is so have you always been like this oh no

I was once a normal flub it you're a flop it that's right a perfectly normal

flabet named Eagle Spiegel you're that Robert that flabbit who bought

everything mail order that was me it's amazing what you can buy to the mail I was a collector of labor-saving devices

but everything that I bought I had to pay for this was a limiter to my life of

ease then I found it found what I was opening a new crock pot when I found it

hidden among the packing peanuts it was more like a packing peanuts but it was

no peanut it was the bean it should be my life was changed no more working for

anything whatever clothes you want bang you got it any kind of food there it is

you want a fountain of bread and he had to sh**t right out of the ground problem a life of ease right in the palm

of my hand wow so what happened to me one day

before 10 am I had created and consumed a 200 pound marshmallow peep

unfortunately I fell into a sugar coma when I awoke three days later the bean

was gone and now look at me I'm falling to pieces my clothes are gone even my

hair is falling out have you tried washing it what and work once you taste

the life of ease my friend There's No Going Back so now why did you want to come to the

land of w*r [Music]

don't bother waiting up for me [Music] Red Gate

[Music] it's yellow oh they say it was named for the color

of the sunset on the day they hung those doors don't be so literate Randolph the

Sparks there's only five we can take them no

problem grumpy yes all right then [Music]

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I gotta go foreign [Music]

[Music] oh well a drink would do me good

forget about it it's been dry for years where did they get their water they don't have any I'm telling you this

place is no good can you help us please

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we'll create a distraction does anybody have a banjo or an inflatable turkey did

I mention it was meatloaf night well to this isn't Fun finish them quickly we've got a floppy

to catch watch out for their Point again

have you ever actually fired that thing what sir plenty of times not a good time

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something smells

a cookie oh we ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days

[Applause]

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help us can you help us please my daughter is hungry I don't think these

people are evil I think they're thirsty and hungry okay maybe but let's talk

some more when we're out of here no that's why they sent me they wanted me to help I can help them what remember

they being you can't it's my life of ease not for them it's gift and the elders want me to use it to

help they've got their own gifts let them help themselves [Music]

don't worry about them turns out they love cookies [Music]

no I know why the Elder sent me here they don't good thought but Rob scary man the

others sent you here because I told them to what what everyone has something

they're sure they can't live without for some it's fame or Fortune for others a

life of ease for a certain ancient tree it happens to be Jewels something of which I have in

abundance you bribed them yes they got what they want and I get what I want ha

is your gift to help people how quaint I hope you've learned your lesson boy life

is short if you have a gift use it for yourself before you've lost it and it's

too late ha ha ha

[Music] scary man what who said that you're wrong scary man

show yourself where are you

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boy

no Toto not so fast scary guy Sports save me

Cookie Monster no oh Father Uncle Bill boy you're

short yes without the bean it didn't take long and yours we're for a much taller floor bit

when you gave me the beam you lost everything yes I did but I found so much

more clothes and toys and fame and they all feel good for a minute but the

happiness they bring passes in a Flash like straw in a fire when I left I was

looking for a happiness that lasts and I found it here of all places how by

helping by using my gifts to help others rather than myself I hear you figured

out what your gift is for I thought I had but the elders were lying it was a

trip they may have been lying but they couldn't keep you from finding the truth

so what would you like to do with your gift

I want to help people

I wanna fix this land [Music]

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when you finally know what it's for yes

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