01x18 - Silly Sing Along 2: The End of Silliness?

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excuse me i

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is

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hey hey mister you okay

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mr [Music]

if you like to talk to tomatoes if a squash

can make you smile if you like to waltz with

potatoes up and down the produce aisle have we got a show for you

broccoli celery gotta be veggies

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there's never a river [Music]

[Music] you had me worried there for a while buddy you

okay yeah i'm okay well

can i get you anything uh a push-up waffle cone cup full of sprinkles

no i don't need anything

you uh want to talk about it

does that thing work g7 g7

ref g7 [Music] it all started a while back when i was

singing this song well i don't know it just kinda got messed up

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and now it's time for silly songs with lady the part of the show where larry comes out and sings

a silly song

ladies and gentlemen boys and girls lady the cucumber presents in a sequential image stereophonic

multimedia event the song of the support [Music]

this is a song about a boy a thong about a little boy and his taboos a song about a little boy

and his three taboos the little boy who had a sick taboo a sad taboo

and a mute taboo and also a hippo

um um this is me at the airport this is my aunt ruth this is me at a

bull fight this is me fighting a bull

this is me in the bull this is me and the bull and i think

that's the bulls cousin he's a cebu

you call this a multimedia event this is a slide projector and a bed sheet

and what on earth is a cebu anyway it's kind of like a cow see

yes well very good this could be interesting carry on

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mommy [Music]

and crying

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oh

and grunting

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does the hippo see them is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers

is the boy injured why is the sad cebu sad is the canoe wood or aluminum

oh look there's me and bob at sea world oh wow forgot about that one

there's me in that bull again you can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that you know i've come to

expect a lot more from you this is quite disappointing i'm going to

have to speak to bob about this oh look at the book

no wait got the water buffalo

need another verse is

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[Music] what do you think that funny

yeah oh no no wow that's gotta hurt

[Music] yeah it wasn't my fault they got a mixed up in photo hut

wow it happens but it's not a big deal so you messed up

a song it's not the end of the world

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i'll be with you in a minute folks but what you need is a little something to cheer you

up and i've got just the thing

[Music] there that ought to do it

what'll it be mister it's time it's time did he just say it's time waited and

have a lot of fun in the desert we didn't have a lot of fun in the

because we're going to the promised land for years i've eaten nothing but manna a

dish that is filling the plan but now we're on our way

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because we're going to the promised land and in the promised land it's gonna be

so great we'll have our bill from the grill as much as we can stand it'll be so great oh we can hardly wait

cause we're going through the promised land and in the promised land it's gonna be so

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[Music] [Applause] milk and honey sounds sticky cause we're

going through the promised land yeah we're going to the promised land

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good morning george how are you i hope you're feeling fine i got to stay

and talk but it's almost 8 o'clock and i haven't got the time see you later because we work

real hard at the chocolate

well now you are in trouble your time card is erect it's almost two

past eight i'll tell measure that you're late and you'll take it from your check

yes mr lund oh yes we work real hard at the chocolate factory

[Music] but i've got an injury now get back on the line you'll be just fine with all this work

to do we've got no time for sympathy

so happy we used to laugh and run now there's no time to play

we'd like to take a break

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join them

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i thank god for this day for the sun in the sky for my mom and my dad

for my piece of apple pie for our home on the ground for his love that's all

around that's why i say things every day

because a thankful heart is a happy heart i'm glad for what i have that's an

easy way to start for the love that he shares cause he listens to my prayers

that's why i say thanks every day

maybe i should just try to be thankful for the time i did have with my silly song bye silly

song it

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these will be great you'll see oh this one is so funny you're big

i'm little okay buddy hang on daddy's cutting oh

that's a great idea you go ahead and keep walking

keep walking but you will knock down our wall keep walking but she isn't gonna fall

it's plain to see your brains are very small to sink walking we'll be knocking down our wall you

silly little beacon you silly little bees you think that

walking around will bring this city to its knees the awesome powers of this one we've

clearly demonstrated ah but out here in the hotdog zone

perhaps you're dehydrated ah pitties and phillip ah mary

won't you join me in my irritating little song

it would be an honor keep walking but you will knock down that one keep

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you're not going to sing are you couldn't you just play your hop and i'll

throw things at you [Music] oh [Music]

but i say little guys can do big things too yes but goliath

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oh i see what you're saying all right i understand now let's suppose

that this is true you still look rather weak but i know what we can do just step behind this kit and it will only take a

minute there's a closet in the corner and you'll like what i've got in it you'll find my royal armor there now danny put it

the best we could afford once you've got it all together i think you will agree you're bound to do much better if you

try to look like me [Music]

oh dear you know i think maybe i should just be plain old me

oh yes well i i suppose but have you seen goliath why he's he's

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with his just little guys

all right if you're sure you know what you're getting into oh here

check it out check it out

and if you need refrigerators to keep extra potatoes or a giant air compressor dresser or a dehydrated screw or a nose

before your pool

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we got three

oh that cracks me up bungee bungie bouncy watchy woogie whitey

come on

i hope those guys didn't get hurt falling on their heads like that do you think they got hurt oh gee buddy

i i don't know they were wearing their helmets yeah they're wearing their helmets

that's good look how maybe it's none of my business but why

are you so down you want to tell me what's going on i'll tell you what's going on

[Music] perhaps this will clear things up

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and now it's time for silly songs with larry the part of the show where larry comes out and sings

a silly song just a moment wait stop talking excuse me i have an announcement

um because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to and as a result of

the disastrous outcome of the previous silly song management has decided to review

compositions from other performers for this segment several songs were screened and we chose

one based on the applicant's sense of artistry and all around propriety thank you

so what are you saying i'm saying silly songs is cancelled until further notice

oh yeah well then how am i supposed to get out of this bear trap i'm sure you'll figure something out

[Music] and now it's time for love songs with mr

lunt the part of the show where mr lent comes out and sings a love song

[Music] he said to her i'd like a cheeseburger

and i might like a milkshake as well [Music] she said to him i can't give you either

and he said he's in this burger bell she said yes it is but we're close now

[Music] but we open tomorrow at 10

he said i am extremely hungry but i guess i can wait until then

[Applause] cause you're his cheese marker it's

yummy [Music]

[Music] he will wait for you

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he stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise he may have told off once or twice

when he spotted a billboard for denny's bacon and eggs for half price

how good he really is [Music]

he'll eat and be back [Music]

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you are his cheeseburger

i thought you were going to sing about growing up in connecticut

this has been love songs with mr lunt tune in next time to hear mr lud say

i grew up in new jersey

you don't mean yes it's my fault oh my fault

i'm the one to blame [Music]

that's despicable

i'd feel that way too if somebody took my songs away

it's just that i well surely you can understand my position i was simply acting in the public's best

interest we do have standards to uphold you know

yes i see well but then i got these

um we the undersigned believe that archibald asparagus should forgive and

forget the song of the cebu incident and return silly songs with larry to regular veggie programming signed 167

512 adoring fans including but not limited to the entire population

of duluth minnesota and even someone in moose lake

mooth lake yes moose lake wow ruth lake

the people have spoken i'm afraid i have no other choice but to hear my decree

that silly songs is henceforth reinstated effective immediately which is what i

suppose henceforth means but no matter go on sing with all the

silliness you can muster [Music]

let the world know yay unto its farthest reaches including but not limited to moose lake

this is not the end of silliness no quite the contrary silliness has just

begun [Music]

but try not to be too silly please

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there lived a man so long ago his memories but faint was not admired it did not inspire like

president or a saint but people came from far and near with their afflicted pets

for a special cure they knew for sure wouldn't come from other vets whoa

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he will feel better in a day or two

he's gone a little loopy in case you haven't played here's a couple penicillin for your

sickly arctic void

no skeptic could explain just how nor could one off three but the wondrous deeds that went

on in that little alpine hut some would stand in silence while some

just scratched their scalps for the curious ways of the yodeling veterinarian of the alps

[Music] good news on the penguin doc he's up and

kicking

for your pregnant kitty she's looking nauseous and a

to your weakness kitty she will feel better in a day or two

jump in your car drive into the city buy a juggernaut for your nauseated practice

grew their profits flew until one fateful day when a nurse who did assist the doc

asked for a raise in pay the doctor pondered this a while sat back and scratched his scalp

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good news on the kitty duck she's feeling great sex kittens named one after your beard

he will feel better in a day or two

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[Applause] this is

[Music] now the moral of our story it's the

point we hope we've made

well paid

some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps

for the curious ways

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so

so

so [Music]

hmm