01x00 - Where's God When I'm S-scared? A Lesson in Handling Fear

[bunniefuu]

it can't be done I don't believe you can

do it well then stand back and behold as

I throw this switch

it's alive alive

stand oh my goodness look how big it is

speak

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where are you going I can't imagine

dragons

Junior

it's time for bed just four more minutes

that's what you said four minutes ago

let's skedaddle up those stairs your

father will be up in a minute to tuck

you in

besides I think this show might be a

little too scary for you

scary

I

I like it

yeah

I'm not scared

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I'm not scared

it was just monsters

all around me

big

girly monsters

I'm Bob I'm a tomato and I'm here to

help you

there's something in my toy

it's a big scary lizard

baby pickle uh it's a cucumber oh

where is everybody

over here Larry

um

we couldn't help but notice that you

were just a little bit frightened so we

thought we'd drop in in hell yeah oh

fear not for behold I bring you good

tidings a great joy with shall be to all

people for unto you wrong story Larry oh

sorry

why was it really scared you know it was

it was just a movie it was a big scary

monster but I'm five years old so I can

handle it oh so you weren't scared nope

I wasn't scared he wasn't scared no not

scared of it

well maybe just a little bit oh just a

little bit scared oh a little bit but

not too scared oh well yeah

why how could you guys help me I mean if

I was scared oh we were just gonna sing

you a little song that's all but since

you weren't even scared I I guess I

guess we'll just be on our way yep see

you later no wait I guess maybe a little

song might be nice we'll sits here in

the neighborhood well if you weren't

scared then there's really no reason so

we'll just be going now

sing the song okay here goes

you were lying in your bed

you were feeling kind of sleepy

but you couldn't close your eyes because

the room was getting creepy

were those eyeballs in the closet

was that Godzilla

there was something big and hairy

casting Shadows on the wall

and now your heart is beating away

come

your skin is getting clammy

there's a hundred tiny monsters jumping

right

to your jam

yeah what are you gonna do

I'm going to call the police

no you don't need to do anything what

hi

because

God Is Bigger Than The Boogie Man he's

bigger than Godzilla or the monsters

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get it

um well

no oh

you see you don't have to be afraid

because God is the biggest

what is he bigger than King Kong because

Kong's a really big monkey and he's kind

of scary next to God Junior King Kong

would look like an itty-bitty bug really

well is he bigger than the Slime Monster

cause he's the biggest monster of them

all compared to God the fly monster is

like a cute little cornflake oh yeah but

the Slime Monster can squirt slime out

of his ears

can God squirt slime out of his ears

come over here junior

what do you see up there

my current

no out the window up in the sky

I see lots of stars got me oh start out

of nothing he just went in very words

that's right and he also made the Sun

and the Moon and even the Earth that

we're living on right now wow Sly

monster couldn't do that

even if he tried he'd get everything

really sticky but do you know what else

God made what he made all the plants and

animals and people too

and that's why we don't have to be

afraid

huh

you see everything God makes is very

special to him he made all the little

kids and he loves them very much and

because he loves them he takes extra

good care of them so we don't need to be

afraid because God is always looking out

for us

oh I get it so you're saying God's the

biggest of them all and he's on my team

that's right

oh by the way there's someone else who

wants to meet you

well actually my name is Phil

winklestein and I'm an actor from Toledo

what

well I I was just pretending to be frank

and salary in that TV show

um that was my job I mean really I'm

just a regular guy and I wouldn't hurt

anybody oh I get it

so when I'm lying in my bed

and the furniture starts creeping

I'll just laugh and say hey cut that out

and get back to my sleeping cause I know

that God's biggest and he's watching all

the while so when I get scared I'll

think of him and close my eyes

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but God can handle it I'm sorry that I

scared you when you saw me on TV well

that's okay cause now I know that guy

monsters

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watching watching

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Junior what's all that racket in there

well I was just singing well your mother

and I think that show was a little too

scary for you yeah well maybe but but

you know Frank and celery is really a

guy named

him well and he's really not scary at

all and besides God Is Bigger than any

of them and even though he doesn't score

slime out of his ears he made the whole

universe and he's taking good care of me

too

um well you're right we don't have to

worry about things because God is taking

care of us I do think we should be a

little more careful about what we watch

on television

and you know what it's okay to tell us

if you're really scared

okay I guess you're right sounds like

you've been doing some good thinking

but it's time to shut the Thinker down

now and get some sleep

okay I love you little mister I love you

big Mister I'll see you in the morning

all right

got it speaker there

Boogeyman

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and now it's time for silly songs with

Maddie the part of the show where Larry

comes out and sings a silly song so

without further Ado silly songs with

Addie

the Water Buffalo Song

everybody's got a water buffalo your two

fats but mine is

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on the floor oh

everybody's got a water buffalo and

everyone does not have a water buffalo

we're going to get nasty little thing

Where's My Water Buffalo why don't I

have a water buffalo and are you prefer

to deal with that I don't think so just

stop being so silly

this has been silly songs with Addie

tune in next time to hear Larry Singh

everybody got a baby kangaroo you're the

thing but mine is blue

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long long ago in a far away land there

lived a young man named Daniel

when Daniel was a boy he was taken from

his home in Judah to live in a city

called Babylon where he went to school

in the Palace of the Babylonian King

Daniel missed his home very much and

every day he prayed that God would take

care of his family and his friends and

look after him too

God heard his prayers and helped Daniel

become wise as he Grew Older till

everyone in the palace knew of his

wisdom

then one night

while Babylon was sleeping

King

had a dream

I am King Darius

I've had a dream

and now I'm feeling rather frightened

and I wish someone would tell me what it

means

we are your wise men yes

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no

my name is Daniel

that much is true

but it is

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well Daniel was able to explain the

King's dream and this made the king very

happy

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this was very good news for Daniel but

very bad news for the wise men you see

each one of them wanted to be second in

command

now that Daniel got the job the wise men

would have to do whatever he said this

made the wise men very unhappy and they

immediately started thinking of ways to

get rid of Daniel

foreign

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foreign

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oh yeah

I like it it's Sneaky and you just might

work

we could use them as a footstool or a

table just like Scrabble on the tie them

up and beat them up and throw them out

of Babylon

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the very next morning the wise men

appeared before King Darius to try to

trap Daniel with their scheme

you wanted to see me

um

We

Fear your position is precarious there

are some people here in Babylon who

won't give you your do they rather bow

to other men can this be so this is true

oh dear

we've brought a solution of our own

design

if you just sign this paper on the

dotted line it's an edict stating most

concisely what we're all to do we must

bow our heads up and our knees before no

one but you where's she

just one more time now let's see if I've

got this straight

a lot to prove once and for all the time

great

if I'm the king no one must doubt my

full Supremacy so from this day forth my

citizens will pray to only me is

but what if they don't

if they don't obey any citizen

will be thrown into the lion's den

oh yes well I guess that would do it

all right then good work man

Tata

so the law was passed

indeed was done

Daniel's troubles

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everyone in Babylon heard about the new

law including Daniel

but Daniel also knew God's law and God's

law told him that he should only pray to

God

so the next day just like every other

day Daniel Prayed and thanked God for

the sunshine and for all his friends he

also thanked God for giving him the

courage to do what was right even when

he knew it could get him in trouble did

you say trouble

that's pretty cool I do like have you

always been white would you have to go

to school for that

what are you serious about that cheese

ball thing hey I can see my house from

here

Daniel because you violated section 4219

to R9

4006.1-7 B of the code of Babylon

forbidding prayer to anyone but King

diarius

you are hereby is sentence to be

consumed by the Lions goodbye you don't

get a phone call

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hey Daniel you're sure gonna have fun

down there we're not lying

yeah you better be lying down them cause

those lions are gonna

um lie on you

that was funny yours was

coffee

lions are gonna lie on you

they're gonna eat them they're not gonna

lie on them wow well maybe they're gonna

lie on them they need them or one will

lie on them while another one maybe eats

them or well maybe you want to see my

lights are gonna cooperate like what's

gonna lie on them and say Hey you ate

them I'll lie on them come on we're the

ones that are lying not the lion

or if not though it's scary down here a

little musty not so scary

oh no what am I gonna do

it look like I'm gonna

end up as lions too

Don't Cry Anymore

fear not dead

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don't you know you're not

alone

there is one who is watching you he

listens When you pray and although it

seems this time you won't get through

even though he still didn't know what to

expect Daniel felt better when he

remembered that God was taking care of

him even in the Lion's Den elsewhere in

the Kingdom the wise men were busy

congratulating themselves for being so

clever while a king believing that he

had lost a good friend decided the only

thing he could do was to pray that

Daniel's God would protect him

the next morning everyone ran down to

the Lion's Den to see what was left of

Daniel

it's hopeless no one could survive a

night with those Lions hello

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here's something hello Daniel is that

you oh yeah I'll be right up I just have

to say goodbye to my new friend

it's it's impossible yes it is well

hello everybody see you guys later

thanks for the pizza I had a pizza

it's America

surely your g*n is dead

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I've got it's a new law from this day

forth everyone will pray only to

Daniel's God no more of this silly

praying to me business

well whose idea was that anyway

oh yes I remember

I hear they're looking for wise men down

in Egypt

been fun got to go now yeah see ya

where do you think you're going come

back here

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