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01x51 - 'Sweetpea Beauty'

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales". Aired: December 21, 1993 – present.*
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Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.

01x51 - 'Sweetpea Beauty'

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welcome to

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beauty has become the duty of queen

blueberry

she'll wear anything with an essence of

bling to disguise she's no longer

19.

her attitude spikes her fart deep down

inside her it

seems she's not fit for a queen

come on come on to the most fair fair

the

tomorrow the most beautiful in the

kingdom will be named

how much you want to bet it's the queen

again

this headdress is squashing my head then

why wear it because it looks spectacular

can you move it a little to the left

oh

i need more concealer no

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mirror's queen

to show her what she wants to see

means her castle is bound to break into

pieces tonight

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no

how

prince larry are you all right yeah i'm

fine but i can't say the same for the

castle

what a shame it was a lovely hat

queen blueberry don't you think this is

a bit much just to look beautiful i must

be named the most beautiful in the

kingdom tomorrow as the most fair fair

according to my grandberries beauty

decree if i may say so my queen you do

hold the power to change the decree and

why would i need to change the decree am

i not as the most beautiful you're

amazing

of puppies and rainbows

besides my cranberry would never have

passed the beauty decree if appearance

was not the most important thing in the

kingdom

oh grand mary what am i to do

i

must be

the most beautiful

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this is a key to beauty

queen blueberry i don't know if you

should touch that

oh

you rang

the mirror speaks

must be from sharper image i am actual

service ask me anything queen anything

am i the most beautiful in the kingdom

of most fan why if by beauty you mean

the most decorated or wearing the finest

clothes then yes you are

but if true beauty is what you seek then

your answer is sweet pea beauty

sweet pea beauty

sweet pea

oh sweet pea beauty

but no one told the queen amidst the

forest fields of green that blueberry

sun prince larry called me sweet be his

best friend

over the younger hills of gold

you said freind yes it rhymes with queen

and green minstrel songs are supposed to

rhyme but friend isn't a word i was

going to say spleen but that would have

taken the song in a whole different

direction

sweet pea sorry i'm late i almost got

crushed by a falling headdress again

isn't it the most gorgeous day if you

don't mind the mud that was quite a

rainstorm last night but if it never

rained

we couldn't make mud castles

you're so odd and awesome all at the

same time

can you hear the beast so pleasing

with this buzzing in my ears

and though the skunk scent is repelling

we've been loyal friends for years and

if i'd never peeled an onion

i wouldn't value all my tears there's so

much

how do you see so much good in

everything

it's god who sees the beauty in

everything i just choose to agree with

him my father taught me that god gave

everything a purpose but we can only see

it if we look deeper than the way

something

or someone looks on the outside

look here

underneath the soil worms crawling

make the flowers smell so sweet

and the muddy rivers flowing

is the way to cool my feet

what i thought were imperfections

make a world got calls complete there's

so much more here

to adore here

it's more

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i think i just

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his love for me makes this

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nothing like getting close to nature

come with me i want to show you a book

my father and i have been reading

i smell like a wet dog

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blueberry it's nothing that can't be

fixed this can't be fixed i am no longer

the most beautiful in the kingdom does

that mean someone else is going to be

queen

not necessarily what um by the way your

mascara is running

well scallions leave me but your majesty

i don't think you should trust this

mirror away i do not want you to see me

like this

as you wish

oh mirror this is terrible news so what

if there's one girl prettier than you

it's easy to banish one girl

really i do it every few decades but you

just sprang to life ah so you don't know

your history i have helped your

grandmother and your mother let me help

you you will once again be

the most fair of all

oh

but how try my special espresso it's a

secret recipe that brings out the best

in you what do you mean whatever is

inside your heart is how you will

finally look on the outside oh

my heart is so pretty

tastes funny

ah

yes

this sweet pea shall be banished

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what's so funny

oh i'll tell you later

father howdy sweet pea prince larry

could you give me a hand moving a chunk

of the castle man this place keeps

falling apart somebody's got to start

taking care of it instead of just

worrying about her looks daddy what's

wrong with trying to look fabulous

it's a royal family tradition i'll get

that book i wanted to show you

oops here it is in proverbs

charm is deceptive and beauty does not

last but a woman who fears the lord will

be greatly praised what does that mean

it means there are more important things

than how you look on the outside

in other words how beautiful is your

heart i thought hearts were all squishy

and lumpy the inside of your heart

it just seems to me that since god made

us his definition of beautiful is the

one that's really true

and you have a salad on your head

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look she befriends the prince

you have hands when did you grow hands

i uh always had hands you just didn't

notice i think i'd notice a mirror with

hands you're missing the point sweet pea

is attempting to trick her way into your

kingdom through your son yes

she is

and we will banish her

you get more beautiful every day

so

how do you banish someone

and so

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however

there's a however there's always a

however in princess stories

however

little did the scallions know that high

towers aren't enough to hold the

kindness of a godly girl whose heart

alone could change the world

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however

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pretty

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you fellas really don't understand the

concept of personal space

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oh

hello gaspard

i can't swim right now i'm very sad

because the queen's guards banished me

from the kingdom and i don't understand

why

i've never done anything to her

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and now i'm lost deeper into the forest

than i've ever been before what will i

eat where will i sleep

oh i suppose i'll sleep here

thanks gaspard

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hello

is anyone home

oh

dinner

oh this bowl is too hot

this bowl is too cold

and this bowl is just

ew

cleaning the laundry

oh

now that's more like it

get off my mattress

what

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a pee under the mattress

no wonder i couldn't sleep not ap

intruder seventies i am greeny and this

is gaudy gravy

how do gopher gusto and unbrilliant

i could fit an acorn in my belly button

three as is seven snoopy's

why you're adorable we know our

adorableness is why we were banished

that queen does not like anything

distracting people from her beauty

something's wrong with most fear every

generation the royal family starts out

okay but then they start banishing the

beautiful people they go banishing crazy

it's like a hobby and that's when the

kingdom starts falling apart if only we

weren't so adorable aussie humanity i

blame the bouncing when we dance it's so

cute you could kick yourself

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well thank goodness i found you

do you have anything i could eat no but

there's an apple tree down by the castle

wall who's up for a hike wait a second

you know how to get back to most fair of

course but we're not allowed inside we

are banished it's like a hobby icon

but there are eight of us that's more

than the queen's guards

guilford why didn't you think of that

your majesty

your majesty please

you're interrupting my beauty sleep

ah

what news do you bring up sweet pea

um she she escaped far into the forest

escaped will she be able to return we

can't be certain what

away with you all

what your majesty away

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something not quite right about that

mirror what do we do

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to the archives

you will never be at peace as long as

you know she is out there more beautiful

than you but what can i do

i'm afraid sweet pea will return and

where do i banish her zen she makes

friends in every corner of the world she

has won the heart of my only son

then you do not banish her

you finish her

what do you mean

this special hot apple cider will call

sweet pea to sleep forever

where did you get that family recipe

trust me one sip and she's asleep and if

she never awakens she can never rule

but

but she would never know another sunrise

she would never know love but if she

becomes queen it is you who she will

banish

i never thought of that talk about

ungrateful your majesty

we've captured trespasses what who is it

it's sweet pea and those adorable

jumping beans that were banished years

ago beans please we are peas do i look

like a lego they're so cute i could kick

myself

should i throw them in the dungeon

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guards let them go what all is forgiven

i shall make amends by hosting a dinner

in sweet pea's honor

i have to say this plan worked better

than i expected

dinner it is your majesty

tonight

we shall end this

you laugh at very strange moments

forsaking sweet pea

forever the queen took a villain a stand

for no one remained who knew of this

scheme could warn the prince of her plan

except us

oh yeah

we know about it don't we let's go get

the prince

oh

sorry i'm so sleepy

it must be this big turkey dinner i

think i'll go to bed nonsense

here let us welcome you back to most

fair with a toast i always burn toast a

drink some hot apple cider to relax you

you want to be well rested for the

announcement as the most fair fare

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oh don't let his looks fool you that's

gaspard he always helps me when i'm in

danger

there's no danger here buddy

so

what announcement why

the announcement of who in the kingdom

is the most beautiful

it happens once a year and it happens

tomorrow oh

i don't care about that sort of thing

you you don't

no

god made us each beautiful in a special

unique way why would we think one of us

is better than the others

you

you think i am as beautiful as you it's

what's on the inside that counts i mean

let me be honest i haven't agreed with

your decisions recently but there must

be much good in you for you raised such

a kind and generous son

he is remarkably like myself and you

showed my father such kindness by hiring

him when he could not find work i am

awesome that way stay focused don't let

her change your mind so i choose to

trust that you have a good heart you

what

god says that outward beauty will not

last but beauty on the inside is what

truly matters don't listen to her that's

far more important than how you look

don't you think why

now that you mention it i and you

welcomed me back into the kingdom didn't

you

for that i salute you oh sweet to the

queen

the most fair of all

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[Laughter]

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what have i done

now the crown will be mine

why do you care about the crown that's

been his plan all along my advisors

something about that mirror didn't set

right your majesty so we checked the

kingdom's history and uncovered an

interesting fact the mirror has been

after the crown since the days of your

grandberry he tricked her into signing

the beauty decree knowing one day he

could overthrow the monarchy what

then why were you helping me

i wasn't helping you queen blueberry or

should i say lady blueberry what i am

still queen but you are no longer the

most beautiful

what and thanks to you the only other

who could possibly have taken the crown

is out of the picture sweet pea

and now i will rule

so hand over that crown not if i have

anything to say about it or sing about

it prince larry

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you didn't deceive us all some of us

know what true beauty is so step aside

mirror you will not take the crown

just watch me

the crown

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that's the idea as great prince larry

sucked in fear one details behaved

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they're right i need a plan if only i

had some way to dodge these rocks

i wish i were more bouncy

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[Applause]

[Laughter]

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be careful i don't want you to get hurt

i won't get hurt

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you might as well give up here you're

never going to reach that

brown dumpling

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face it blueberry you will never be as

beautiful as sweet pea

as long as she lives

mom do something

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she was right

where

she was right all along

i have been so ugly

in my heart

not caring for anyone or anything but

myself that is no way to lead a kingdom

i am no longer fit for the crown you are

now queen blueberry you woke up

you see

there is beauty inside of you god made

you so beautiful and you're finally

beginning to see it you drank the wrong

drink turkey dinners always make me

sleepy well then what happened to the

real drink

mirror i don't care about that crown

anymore i order you to let that girl go

as you wish

wait

i should have phrased that differently

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no

fine you may have saved sweet pea but i

still have the crowd

i could sh**t an acorn out of my belly

button where

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look at what i have done

but your majesty you had been tricked no

i was consumed with myself long before

the mirror spoke i made my own choices

and i have allowed everything around me

to grow ugly

what will we do now

we will rebuild this kingdom but we will

make it truly beautiful on the inside as

god says you will end the mistakes of

your mother and grandmother and i will

do it all with the help of my son and

his best friend

sweet

it's more beautiful

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world more beautiful

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to me

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blueberry found reason to wear the crown

and reveal her true beauty within

the kingdom's much brighter with god's

love inside and a dream

that is fit

for a queen

she is

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no however