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01x46 - Beauty and the Beet

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "VeggieTales". Aired: December 21, 1993 – present.*
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Series stars Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber leading a variety of fruit and vegetable characters as they retell stories from the Bible and parody pop culture while also teaching life lessons according to a biblical world view.

01x46 - Beauty and the Beet

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[Music]

our next entry in the Greensburg talent show is a family band they've got a swinging song and I think they're going

to go places give a big hand to the veggie

tones hi oh come on kids okay Robbie go ahead

[Music]

everybody says I'm crazy to be talking with a guy like [Music]

you they say I should stop but I can't do what they want me

to telling me that you're no good don't think they ever understood that is true

that a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do girl baby

[Music] got hey you guys are really good you

folks want another gig a paying [Music]

gig well hey mister what the fella got to do to get a test drive around here a

foing time I need to make tracks start packing

up and leave you [Music]

behind if they could see you [Music]

through you haven't heard yet folks you they're called the Veges the song's called I got to show

you around the edges baby I agree but he's telling me from above

[Music] I got to show you [Music]

love these guys are going to be huge you got

AES and you're not too Pol and ref you stand out from all the others

baby you kind ladies and gentlemen the Vegito

before we take a final bow let me introduce the family on the drums guitar and bass are my sons buddy Bobby and Rob

my daughter's Katrina and Sabrina singing those High harmonies and our little sweet potato on

Le singing with the voice of an Angel [Applause]

Mirabel baby got something in you they can't see you help around the edges baby

I agree but telling me I'm the proud papa Larry D and you

just heard the veggie [Applause]

[Music] tone vegetable Square

[Applause]

Gard Mr D great jight here's your check for the gig $500 oh thank good goodness

we sure could use this and here's the bill for the new stage the extra lights and all the food you ate

$494 that's almost uh not including tip why don't you just keep this careful on

up boys those are new instruments evening ladies doc Cota

daily fish wrap you veggie are sure on the rise yeah it's pretty cool we're very excited it'll be great for you know

the exposure and stuff your song on the radio is sure catchy the crowd loved it tonight KN him again thanks very much

it's no it's really rewarding to be able excuse us um here you go guys that

should be the last of it thanks beell whoa little lady surely you don't have to haul your own gear do you I know I

just thought the boys could use a hand talented and a heart of gold Mirabel goody T let's go veggie

tones everybody on the bus I got big news [Music]

what's up Paul I just got a call backstage we've been invited to play

vegetable Square Garden what's that it's vegetable Square

Garden the venue that launched some of the biggest bands around bands like The Groovy Brothers the potato tones and the

yam yam yams we got a long way to go and only a few days to get there so sit tight we're going to drive straight on

through it's supposed to snow pretty hard tonight pop you sure you want to drive are you kidding we're not missing

this for anything let's rock and

[Music]

[Music]

roll I'm so cold I can't feel my toes you don't have toes no that's

why D it's really getting bad out there shouldn't we find a place to that's it

we have to stop look around for shelter I can't move my eyes anymore there it's

aive

sure let's just stay here because nothing bad ever happens at the creepy

dark Hotel this place only gets one star from Madam Shalo I can see

why we'll be right there please don't be a ghost bobie stop don't go

away welcome to beats Alpine sweets come in come

in oh my this is exciting I'll have someone fetch your

bags from your bus [Music]

Templeton won't be a moment I'm on it boss no phone service

no internet where's your Wi-Fi my whaty not what why what why I don't know why you

asked me why can't we ever tour in the Bahamas those ugly shorts remember are

you some kind of singing group not just some singing group they're the one and

only veggie tones uh this is our cook we call him

cook easy to remember it's a family name I can't believe the veggie tones are here in our little Chalet what an honor

I'm your biggest fan that's totally cool I have all your albums you an album and

I have it you know we give autographs for hot

food well we don't get many Travelers these days I can't imagine why oh be

nice the veggie tones eh I'm sure that Superstar like yourselves will watch a

whole floor of executive sweets you bet we're a very close family maybe just one

sweet oh just one and it doesn't have to be a suite it can be not so sweet just a

room then we're down to earth you know want to keep in touch with a common man and keep in touch with our last $10 ah

you are in the same family the kids take after their mother where from France the

south of France how about a little dinner while you wait Feast your eyes

then Feast the rest of your body this looks fantastic thank you ah just a

little something I whipped up on short notice

oh dear are you sure you don't want a few

more rooms no thanks spending money on the road can be a slippery slope speaking of slippery slopes that

bus of yours wasn't expensive was it why do you want me to park it somewhere else

no it just parked itself down the hill huh way down the

hill at the bottom I go get your key this gets worse and worse a cheer up

you haven't had dessert yet here Daddy have one of these chocolate roses oh no

not the chocolate roses thank you this looks lovely anything but the chocolate

roses those are forbidden say what eat my roses eat my roses who do you think

you are to DARE and eat my favorite dessert my one and only guilty pleasure made for me and me alone how dare you we

didn't know sir what a beast it's beat finan J beat the third is the name I'm

so sorry Mr beat we can make this right sir these are paying guests they're here

to rent a a room you remember rooms well one room

now this just keeps getting better and better one room seven guests what kind of cheap gate freeloaders are you the

kind who love free food news flash this food ain't free you can pay for this meal and then kindly throw yourselves

out thank you we offered them a complimentary meal sir we could use the

guests can I ask for your opinion no but if ever you did Sir i'

suggest a little mouthwash noted now what are you going to do to pay for all of this I can play base solo what we

might as well work this out their bus is um a bit out of

commission and the road out of the valley won't be cleared for a long time

there must be some way we can stay here and pay you back sure we can earn our keep surely a top-notch hotel like this

needs a little entertainment we've already got a dinner show Tada hey smart guy get back into my rabbit stew my

name's not stew it's Harvey nobody sings for their supper here if you're going to

work off your bill there are plenty of chores to be done well what can you do

to repay me we can wash dishes what we can clean mop the floors make all the

beds we can we can we can do anything you require to repay you for your

hospitality and I'm sincerely sorry that we ate your chocolate rose it looks so delicious we simply could not help

ourselves we had no idea what was special to you sir sir

H I'll show you to your room here we

are I call the maned me too will there be anything else sir I

call the bathtub seven people one room

musicians oh don't worry Daddy this won't last forever it'll be

okay worst Tour [Music]

Ever 6 a.m. bound down bed time to start a brand new day up with the Sun much to

be done take a moment to pray thank you for all my blessings come from a place

of Love even for a certain basely someone

that I'm thinking of it's what God wants me to do it's who

God wants me to be it's as simple as that he wants me to do it and even

though it's hard he'll help me through it would fill up my heart with love and

share it generously because that's the person God

wants me to be you think loving the unlovable a bit of an up heel

climb try building an ark or parting the Red Sea

sometime yes beat is a bully but what might he do if I were to show him

kindness be There's Hope if I were to help him from his

disinclined fill up my heart with love share it

generously because indisputably irrefutably that's the person God wants

me to be guys and shine veggie tones we've got

work to do up and out of five more minutes we got a big day ahead of us lots of clean lots of fun she's way to

enthusiastic in the morning morning Daddy time to get up we've got a motel

to clean I got to come up with a plan to get us out of

[Music]

here good day Manuel my usual table of course Mr mcneel you're my favorite

guest I'm your only guest oh oh not anymore we just had a family come

through here root beer through here I don't want root beer I'll have some

sweet tea and a side of fries in the Kish I love a good Kish all right I'll

give you a nice Kish hands off Romeo nobody's kissing anybody Hey when's the

next floor show you said you going to get some new rled desel around here I

don't want to see the magic act up here again because his show was lame lame

lame paper bag puppets I'm not going up there you can't make me you'll do what

it takes to keep the guests happy I have enough magic to do in the kitchen thank you and you have world class

entertainers right under your nose those freeloaders give them a shot boss you'll

see they're fantastic I'm serious you bring out that old magic act again and

I'm checking out for good oh you people can sing you bet just like

little birds nice then get up there and show me what you got you make that guy smile lame and I'll let you work off

some of your bill by performing yes sir I'll round up the

kids we were inseparable except when we were

aart you said you needed a break o but that's when you broke my heart

now that you're gone now that you're gone it's always winter time now you're

gone now that you're gone now that you're gone I need a w*r more CL gone

now that you're gone now you this is the final

ride now that you

go now you

I told you we should depict a different song huh not bad not bad at all what'

you think fine consider the nightly Dinner Show one of your chores one of

your chores now get back to the rest of them everything all right here at the

front desk Ship Shape MW well just finish in a few plans for tomorrow

welcome to beats Alpine sweets may we help you good people we're here to see the awesome show yeah we're pumped man

well you've come to the right place right this way how exactly did you guys

get here in a blizzard we came on skis and you're going to get out of here on skis of course

[Music] skis no that's a terrible idea

bu he's telling me from up above I got to show

[Music] you thank you thank you so much thank

you oh she's doing something with the plates is this part of the show no just part of the

job Mr be it's dinner leave it by the

door here it is don't let it get cold wow that's quite a collection those

records are private thank you and that's the way I like it this seems like a nice spot to listen to music a private place

yes it is I had no idea you were an opera lover no one does do you know what

the definition of private is it looks like you have some song books on the Shelf Do you ever sing no of course not

I just listen music it um well it calms me down it helps me forget about a lot

of things the sort of things please leave this is none of your business I love singing you should try it sometime

who would want to hear that I'm a cranky old grump with a nasty voice now good day Missy it's Mirabel maybe I could

teach you to sing well I didn't say I wanted of course music lessons that's another way I can pay for the room we

could start tomorrow no there will be no lessons and there will be no singing now

good day to you and get out I have dinner waiting you think about it I will do nothing of the sort you're thinking

about it right now I am not yeah he's thinking about

it okay surely Manuel has something that can help get us out of here

[Music]

Rockets nah that won't work e

there this place is so dreary I know what if you had to live here

e what a disgrace just look at this place in the darkness and

glue I say out with the dreary and in with the

cheer let's fix up and brighten this room

my home i' start bying it a darn good

scrap off the crust where the crust is SC off the where the

is my home this were my home I'd all the

furniture up for shine all the silver up for sure then ups and P down the

curtain this were my home I'd redecorate and renovate the place from top to

bottom it'll take the skills of 20 Martha Stewart and honey I got

them this my home I greet every Pat with a friendly smile serve Festa with and

style let them see we always go the extra mile If This Were my

home if this were my home if this were my

home yep our W here is done I'm going to

bed and now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song

We join Larry as he recounts the amazing tale of his family's invention of

macaroni and cheese it's true I will explain it to you as only an

opera can do my great great great great great

great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great

grandfather and my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother I forget how many

greats well they lived in different families lived in different families who didn't like each other my

name's Antonio cuccaroni and we eat sa pasta only Bo Ron we like a penny Canon

don't call them [Music]

n my name Mama Food extremely cheesy oh it's

smelly but I still want some in my belly that's because we like her food extremely

cheesy have You Met My sonon makes a maoni My Maria makes a Charming sausy

cheese someday she me to man who comes from her own plan no son of mine ever

marry a cber my great great great great great

great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great

grandfather and my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother I still forget how

many greats though their families were enemies

Maria and Tony liked each [Music]

other it's his fault her fault your fault no it's their fault the families

were having a bit Maria and Tony were

tasting posibly delicious it's in Chad be delightful there's a piece on your

lips we shouldn't miss this bite oh wait wait wait wait a minute

this is my grandparents nothing to see here let's just skip to the end that's how my great great great great great

great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great

grandmother and my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother I still don't know how

many great but they brought together the family brought together the family and

invented macaroni and cheese it's a cheese and macaroni it's a macaroni and cheese it's a great great great great

great great great great this has been silly songs with B tune in next time to hear Antonio say it's a great

what who's wallpapering without my permission then not B's ready to up with

bells on good then get out of my sight good morning sir not much good

about it get back in the kitchen it's almost

lunchtime get the buffet out here yes sir Mr B have you thought any more about

those singing lessons

where are all my pots and pans we need them for cover for cover from the food

fight wa never start a food fight with a chef boys

[Music]

[Music]

that's all you got ah good

shot she is never going to leave this alone is

she just one lesson not

interested all right maybe a half left really oh good that's wonderful we'll

start [Applause]

to I warned you it it wasn't so bad

everyone has to start somewhere is anyone hurt in pain I heard

screaming we're fine Manuel Mr beat just needs to warm up his

pipes my pipes sound like they need need a plumber just repeat after

me single thing it doesn't matter if you get it WR it only matters that you sing

that song just make some lyrics up and sing it all the rest of it will come

in now let me hear you sing la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la la la la la la la

la la on come on why don't you give it a rest come on come on now you're just

being past as what you being come on come on one more word I swear I'm

gone hey I'm doing [Music]

it la la la la la la la

la la la la la

[Music]

la wow I don't even know how that happened I'll see you

tomorrow no one can know about this as you wish

[Music] that went well Brave girl got to find something to get us out of here what's

this uhuh what's in

[Music] here I can go without

or won't affect my attitude I'm totally set as long as I get my five servings of

you per day five servings of you

per I can go without or sleep or S long

to make aown man I won't break a sweat as long as I

get servings of you per St

serving I don't diamonds fancy [Music]

cuz you're the answer to my every pray I can go without shelter shelter I

can go without On My Feet on totally set as as I get M serving of you per

day serving of you [Music]

[Applause]

five Serv five serving off I'll sure miss them when the snow melts yeah then

she'll be gone she they they'll be gone you know all of them you know you could

make them an offer to stay permanently oh no no this is a good investment that's all they are renovating the hotel

they're renovating you admit it nonsense the snow is melting soon that'll be the

end of it I guess it will be [Music]

sir I tell you Mirabel I'm about ready to give that beat a piece of my mind I mean who does he think he is yeah he's

pretty grumpy he's so scal and ugly and mean he must be unhappy I'm the one

that's unhappy Mirabel maybe Mr beat just never had anyone show them any kindness I can see why sometimes the

best thing to do for someone like that is to show them love who would do that

God would what God would do that

Katrina Tred you deal you can listen to her talk about how much she loves the beat e don't make me ill come on mirbel

you can't love someone who doesn't love you back especially that old grump Katrina we can all be nasty sometimes

but everyone deserves to be loved totally ridicul

ow good morning well good morning Mirabel any new songs today well we've

got some for the show tonight but I thought you might want to join us what

no don't don't be silly you've been doing so well with your lessons think of how surprised the guests would be it

might bring you more customers or scare them away look this place doesn't need any more bad publicity believe me we got

plenty of that from Madam Shalo you mean the travel critic she really gave you a

horrible review I mean really one star one star you give one star to a truck

stop Motel to a dump you want to talk about it I'm here to listen no now just

go away okay but I'm here if you need me stop being so sweet I mean everyone

knows it and that's why I get one star don't you get it yes you are me you're

nasty impatient and you push everyone away then why are you so nice to me because I'm not perfect either but God

loves me anyway I'm just showing you that same love too there will be no more singing from

me tonight and I think I've had enough music

lessons Mirabel man well well what happened to this place why did Madam

shello give it such a poor review ah yes um come with me there was a terrible

blizzard that year she showed up out of nowhere said she was lost and Mr beat

turned her away well I can't take you in with no money I promise I promise I can

pay you bad no money no room now get out please just fall tonight

it's so cold out here I don't run a shelter for penniless vagrants go bother

someone else where will I go I don't care Madam Shalo yes but she wasn't The

Madam Shalo not yet anyway it was that incident that made her write her first

and to this day harshest review of any

hotel that's right rary Travelers it's me Madame shalom I'm here at the Beats

Alpine suet an inn whose owner was rude to me so rude in fact that I'm afraid

I'm going to have to give this establishment a onestar review I cannot say it too strongly

avoid this awful Place wow I know right Mel pup's got big

news come quickly I've invented snowshoes

[Music] what is that on top I don't have any idea but these little babies will walk

right on top of snow drifts right through that mountain pass and out the valley pack your bags we're back on tour

what's all the halloo dad found a way to get us out of here well that certainly

is good news happy day kids it's time to get ready for our farewell show cuz

we're leaving in the morning after vegetable Square Gardens what then thinking after that and the next in the

[Music]

next Mirabel I would like to apologize for my behavior earlier and if you are still

willing I would like to resume the singing lessons I'm sorry finnean but Daddy's figured out a way for us to

leave we're leaving first thing in the morning excuse me I have to get ready for the show

tonight you'll need a hand with zlates tonight no that's okay I need to get

used to working the kitchen by myself again just me all

alone lucky

somebody better give me a key and quick a big

fat what ladies and gentlemen grapes and GDs I'm I'm proud to present our dinner

entertainment sadly giving their final performance of the evening please enjoy

the final show from those wonderful singing Sensations the veggie tones

[Applause]

[Music] they say you are hard to

love that you are Unworthy

of kindness and simpathy but I see a different

I'm not afraid to show the love I've been GI

[Music] so I will be strong I'll sing my song

with hope I'll move on I wish you were

stay still I am pra

that in my heart I'll find I can't show love to

anyone at any time if life is a

play and we are the players then faith is the lyric in hope

is the music and love is the

song Faith is the lyric hope is the music God's love is the

song Thank [Applause]

you so you don't need your equipment nope the venue's going to set us up with

everything we need so long as we get there on time thanks for everything sorry about Mr beat not coming to see

you leave that's okay we'll send for our stuff in a few days

Mirabel Mirabel coming

[Music]

Daddy glad to finally be rid of that place yeah at least it has better

wallpaper now on to bigger and better [Music]

things boy do I miss those pot pies from cook

make sure you're rolling all the time but stay hidden what about you I'll be in Disguise of course Adam Shalo the

only way to catch what do you think she's doing here but what about the r reviews they said the dinner show is

fantastic just because someone books a great band doesn't mean they deserve a better rating on my show but we'll see

either they impress me or I might just have to invent the half star review wow

beat is going to get the second en chanted a good revieww if it doesn't blow it again come on g*ng I want to

make this gig vegetable Square Garden here we

can hello my we Travelers welcome to another edition of Hotel Undercover the

show where we catch horrible hotels being horrible this particular Chalet has got my worst rating ever I have

heard that they have had a comeback of sorts let's see shall

we welcome to beats Alpine and sweets may I help you forgive me but I have no

money for my long journey I need to stay the night and play later yes I'm sure we

can work something out everyone is welcome here please come in so friendly

I hope that we live up to your expectations ma'am bye M what a table you said all for our guests I just tried

to serve food that would make people want to stay

forever how can we leave the Chalet like this easy in these snowshoes one hop at

a time Dad beete really needs his best foot forward right now to get his reputation back and save his hotel we

know our show could really help him do that it's not our problem but if we can help him shouldn't we why go back for

the beat he's been nothing but mean to us yeah what's in it for us nothing we

don't love to get something in return or to get love back we love because God loves us all whether we deserve it or

not we are made to love one another it doesn't matter how Mr beat treated us or

if he deserves it we need to show him love anyway but vegetable Square Garden

we have to go back Daddy come on family we've got an encore

performance to get to by thank you I hear you put on quite a

dinner show here yes ma'am yes we do they're warming

up right now excuse

me and then I say the last ingredient is Magic and I pull the chicken out of the

pot then you come out juggling silverware me I don't juggle silverware

well Chop Chop you've got 10 whole minutes to learn oh this is preposterous we're not

entertainers this is going to be worse than watching an empty stage Mr beet it's them it's who the

veggie tones they're coming back I don't know why but they're coming back looks like we won't have to perform

after all oh well then the veg toes are

coming back vegie toes there they are the veggie tones are

on their [Applause] way

avalan [Music]

aan run everybody out of my way move

[Music] sir what are you doing you're crazy keep

the home Firs hot pillar I got me a family to

[Music]

SA uhoh

hold on fashion this typ I'm going to spare you to Safe ladies and gentlemen at home and in

our studio we are watching what may be the ultimate Act of hospitality ever

performed by a hotel manager everyone off the boat

[Music] wow that's some kind of bait you said it I don't know what the regular Dinner

Show is like here folks but I am glued to my seat

hang

[Music]

on these victims are going to be th [Applause]

the well that was dramatic you saved me Mirabel you're the one driving the

snowmobile uh no I didn't deserve it but you've been kind to me even though I was

so rude to you to your family I don't know how but you are

welcome finin excuse me pardon me excuse me this

is Madame Shalo on location at the pets Alpine sweets I'm standing here with Manuel the mat D tell me Manuel what do

you think of working for a Bonafide hero am I on

[Music] [Applause]

television there some who are hard to love say there Unworthy

of kindness and sympathy but God sees it

differently don't be afraid to show the love that he gives

you his love is strong so pass it on as you sing

along glad that I'm sing I'll keep on

praying that in my heart I find I can show love to

anyone any time if life is

a and we are the players faith is the lyric and hope is

the music and love is the so viewers if your future travel

plans include a bit of skiing and snow fun I heartly recommend you try out this

adorable Hotel it gets a fivestar rating from me well hello M lady you look like

you could use a good Kish oh my a Kish from you still got it is

[Music] thec love is the

song Love is the song God love is the song