01x03 - Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Samson's Hairbrush

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I swing from the trees with the greatest of ease I'm dashing and dab on air for

this F wood and I'm Robin Hood with myow and

myrow bring all the pour some food and much more we get it all for free all bad

guys be or they wouldn't dare cross swords with a hero like [Music]

me so come with me Mary men as we hide

out in shwood Glen we protect all we can acoss the there are are braver we come

with meyde out in we protect all we can across the

whole land who are bra than we I protect all I can across the whole land there

are none who are braver

[Applause] than oh no it's G Junior's toast Hey kid

what are you doing on my playground your playground nobody owns hey if I say this is my playground

then it is my playground sure sure this is your

playground oh he Little Junior scared well you should be from now on no one is

allowed to play here unless I say so you got it sure I've got it and that goes

for all of your if I catch any one of you even stepping foot in here you'll get what Junior here got and worse get

it so get out of here before I pound on all of his have you ever been pounded a

cousin of mine was he's soup now bye-bye

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Junior hey we're all heading to Laura's house to you want to come no thanks her

mom's making cookies no don't worry about it Junior he's just a big old

bully I know you want me to tell your mom or dad no I'm fine there's nothing

to tell you could tell Gordon he doesn't

own the playground that's what I'd tell him if I were [Music]

bigger

[Music] [Applause] where's Junior without my star player we

haven't got a PR he's here get that man a

helmet Junior without 200 to Z with only 2 minutes to play Where Were You There

were lives to be Sav coach but what can he do in just two minutes just watch

him just get me the ball one John four 18

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hike better call your mama better call your p better call your coach cuz we got

the ball y

Junior square root Division PO pot news we did the math and you're going to

lose eating turkey F we in it and this game is done yay junior junior junior

Junior J junior

junior there you are what were you doing up there oh just thinking what's up I

wanted to make sure you were all right yeah sure why wouldn't I be well Gordon's awfully big a he doesn't scare

me he doesn't what's the worst he can do sit on me he already did that and I

barely felt it then do you think we could go back to the playground someday today I'd go back today if you guys

wanted to he's probably gone by now anyway you'd you'd face up to Gordon

like I said he doesn't scare me that's fantastic I'll go tell

everybody I'm toast you are toast not yet I'm

not you are warm bread C on the diagonal that is subsequently spread with butter

or gel we'll see about [Music]

that variety of toast selections are wheat white sourdough now the question

is where am I welcome to the planet sand boxian

population one big bully leave now or your toast space command this is Junior

Spaceman I have landed on the the designated planet and will now seek out the dreaded bully Monster uh Roger that

Junior Spaceman be careful we've already lost several Good Men on this Mission we'll do over and out yep he's

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toast out of the try P an into the poster made [Music]

it let's find some

SP take this you Intergalactic

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Buy

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yes once again Junior Spaceman save the universe thought you could sneak up on

me oh hi Dad uh just playing in the old sandbox so who did Junior Spaceman

Vanquish today M Gordon a big old bully on a playground far far away far far

away huh yeah when you were a kid were you ever afraid oh you bet I wasn't

always the strapping specimen that I am today dad I remember there was one guy in my class who always picked on me what

did you do oh I tried ignoring him hiding from him hoping he would go away but he just kept picking on me until

finally I faced up to him you did what happened oh he pounded me but after that

I was never bothered again because he knew I wasn't afraid of him Junior God hasn't given given us a spirit of fear

but of courage so if I were Junior's Spaceman I'd stand up for myself but

what if he pounds me ah him well then you turn the other cheek turn the other

cheek sometimes a spaceman's just got to do what a spaceman's got to do and

remember son God's rules don't just work down here they also work on playgrounds

Far Far Away Laura says you're going to go back

to the playground well are are you crazy he'll squish you like a pee what do you

want to be S well are we going or what he's

probably not even at the playground anymore come

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on hey he's not here here see what did I tell you he h* where to go

guys why if it isn't Junior and his peeeee

friends what did you do come back for a second helping of pounding God gives me

courage not fear Gordon Gordon no one owns this

playground it's big enough for all of us to share you tell him Junior hey when

I'm done pounding him I'm coming after you you're not helping so little boy

who's going to make me share my playground um I can't make you do

anything if you're going to pound me go ahead but what's it going to prove that you're three times bigger than me but no

matter what you do it's not going to stop me I'll be back tomorrow and then next day and the day after that and

you'll have to beat me up every day because I'm not afraid of you

or you could just stay here and play with us there's plenty of room for everybody you know what I think I think

I'm going to enjoy beating The Living Daylights out of you every

day then you'll have to beat me up too and me and me and me

too a this is lame I don't even like this lousy old playground I'm going home

to play video games am I soup yet open your eyes we won yay we did it it's we

can play again you think he'll ever come back

well if he does I hope it's because he wants to be friends you were really Brave Junior well sometimes a guy's got

to do what a guy's got to do hooray I swing from the trees with the

greatest of e I'm dashing and da there for he's Robin Hood he does what is good

to the stra and the nrow Never I fear when bullies come near

threatening to I stand for what's right I know not to fight but courage and

braver come with me Mary men and we'll sing it all over again I know I'm not

weak turning my cheek with the courage that comes from my God we know we're not weak turning our Che

with a courage that comes from our [Music]

God and now it's time for silly songs with lry the part of the show where lry comes out and sings a silly song got the

munchies on that fiful night around 8:00 so I phoned in a pizza for delivery but

I had a feeling that something wasn't right cuz I waited for hours and no

pizza

I set the table with a paper plate how would I know that it' be late

it's taking so long where could it be had a 30 minute

[Music] guarantee angel please come to me tomato

sauce and cheese so gooey Pizza Angel I'm on my

knees you're my number one pie from [Music]

s did it get lost did they just forget should I have ordered on the

internet ready for dinner now I'm not so sure I think my soda's room

temp [Music]

Angel pleas to tomato sauce and cheese so gooy pza

angel I'm on my knee and don't forget to add my

favorite I was concern for my delivery eight little slices of Heaven

for can't stop thinking it will make me smile when I taste my first Chicago

style going crazy while I the floor then my heart skipped when I heard

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the [Music]

I opened the door in expectation but it was the saddest sight I ever saw I could still smell the sweet

Aroma of deep dish goodness but the box was [Music]

empty your house number was broken so I couldn't find you I was getting kind of

hungry so I hate ate your pizza sorry about that you don't need to tip me or

[Music] anything piz angel please come to me to

tomato sace and cheese so gooy he's an angel and

M you live forever in my angel he's come to me to tomato sace

she so P angel I'm on my KNE on my I will

miss you for [Music]

each I'll never forget you Pizza

[Music] Angel

Minnesota cute calling Martin come in Martin I can't see anything are there any landmarks around here nothing

Minnesota the satellite imagery is pretty fuzzy I'm getting a glare use your cap to Shield the screen Martin

it's not a cap it's called a fedora you just keep a sharp eye out this is an

important find for the Children's Museum uh Martin yeah is there anyone else up here uh no that mountain is totally

uninhabited hey Minnesota I think I found something look over by the rock to your left you see anything I'm on

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it the golden carrot nose of the indomitable snowman of the [Music]

north oh man

I got it Marty no worries open Minnesota I forgot to mention [Music]

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[Applause] [Music] something

Professor ran once again Mr cucumber Finders

[Music] Keepers Minnesota I forgot to tell you

be careful the Snowman might be a little unstable I had it Martin the golden nose

of the indomitable snowman of the north was in my hands it's okay hey Minnesota you did your best then he was there

forget about Professor Rattan our children's museum will be fine we'll get some stuff for the display soon he's

taking away all my greatest finds ever since the second grade remember when he took Salvador's dolly that hurt and just

to sell it on the internet Ran's just a big bully Minnesota you have to ignore his type and go on with your life it all

started when he switched the gummy worms in my lunch with him I know real worms but I didn't find out till after I ate

them as long as that that bully is out there I'm not searching for anything

again I'm staying right here Mr cucumber yeah I'm with the New York Parks and

Recreation Department and I have an emergency with which only you can help

talk to the Tomato I don't go out anymore just give him some space what seems to be the trouble we at the nyp

and RD believe that a rogue Canadian group of barrel makers have launched an attempt to take both sides of Niagara

Falls both sides but they have the best side already I thought you were sulking dastardly isn't it well how can they do

this oh they can't yet they aren't strong enough but their leader is looking for an item that will Empower

them beyond belief I thought other Canadians like us what are these Barrel makers looking

for they are searching for none other than the legendary hairbrush of Samson

you're kidding the Samson what who's Samson who's

Samson Samson was none other than the strong man in the Bible God used him to

fight against the Philistines who were bullying the Israelites a strong man that fought bullies huh didn't you ever

go to Sunday school well what's the deal with the hairbrush well The Story Goes

that Samson's amazing strength came from his long hair well kind of it was really

and when Samson's hair was cut he lost his strength this hairbrush is believed to be the very same that was used to to

the infamous steering so these Rogue Canadians believe that whoever has possession of the brush will also gain

Samson's amazing power but if I find the brush first I'll

have the power then I can stop retan from bullying everybody be careful Minnesota this isn't a chance to try to

get even with Rattan you know it's more important than that it would be a lovely addition for your children's museum you

are our last hope Mr Cuke I may have blown the nose Caper but

this time I'll have the goods on Professor ran I'll go but Minnesota

where you going to start there's only one person who would know about a brush this important but Min she isn't an

archaeologist anymore she gave it up when Martin I'm going out for ice

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cream hello Julia Minnesota Cuke I always knew

that someday you'd come walking through my door it's been a long time look I

need a couple things from you Julia first a chocolate Malta malt right

chocolate no it's malt not Malta what malt is a dessert Malta is an island but

with an Italian accent they're both the same I'm looking for Clues Jules you're

not the clueless type I'm I'm on the trail of a hairbrush same song second verse it's a special brush belong to a

fellow belong to a fell goes by the name of Samson you heard of it I've heard there

are a lot of guys after this brush it's too dangerous Cuke stay out of it and let those Canadians take over no way

somebody's got to stand up for the little guy you're asking for trouble

Cuke all right try this address 206 Via de there's some fellas there who might

help I knew I Can Count On You yo C you forgot your malt I didn't order it for

[Music] me you need something to go Cuke oh

what'll it be sir I'll have what your friend was having the address

please I'll never tell you oh I think you

will

okay Martin I got an address 206 via the Cortez Deo I'm on it and I have more

information about Samson for you spill it well God wanted Samson to be extra

special so Samson had to make certain promises to God promises yeah he couldn't touch dead things eat grapes or

cut his hair that's weird but Samson didn't always keep his promises very well you see one day okay Martin Could

you hurry this up I need you to find that address for him but Minnesota there must be a mistake I can't find that

address anywhere in Malta H I must have got it wrong I'll go back and

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check Julia you help hold

on

here for a

scoop you all right I didn't tell Cuke didn't tell what there was a man he

wanted to know about the brush but I didn't tell him anything the Canadians we got to find that address is it nearby

Cuke we're going to s [Music]

hey Figo canot find my best rasor you been use a my Razor again why I want to use your razor Leo my Razor suits me

just to fine I'm just a Saye I can't find a my Razor and you're the only other one here so you're positive that

guy was Canadian I can't be sure he didn't look Canadian he have a SE right here so sorry Senora

we want to do the man's hair Leo hey Figo Look Who's Back hey Leo what do you

know M how you been Julia You' been eating well you look at in what you she looks

great k b no of course she looks so wonderful you me ball I only mean she's look look fellas we came here to ask you

about something no problem what you want to know hey pan I believe she's talking to me I never said bad idea are you sure

these are the guys I need to talk to of course gentlemen I need to know about a

hairbrush Samson's Hairbrush he's

okay but fellas I don't need a here's a cap it's not a cap it's a fedora you

just sit down and listen to Figo and Leo lasa Samson the hairbrush of a Samson

she's not a drink to be trifled with you know maybe you girlfriend forget to tell you Figo and I are lafan de the

Brotherhood of the hairbrush for centuries our Papa and our Papas Papas

have protected the secret of the whereabouts of the brush we cannot let it fall into their wrong hands Kish yeah

iich why you want lasa Samson I need to find the hairbrush before the Canadians do they plan to use its power to take

over both sides of Niagara Falls Mama M no well don't you worry my friend the hairbrush is somewhere safe where nobody

but nobody will ever ever find her where down down down underneath the city there

are secret C Combs catc Combs I'm not looking for a comb it's a br no not

catacombs catacombs and don't in these ancient catacombs there is a secret chamber and

in the secret chamber lies the one and only spaza Samson see Samson's a

hairbrush she lies a safe but what if somebody finds the catc Combs nobody can find the catacombs silly matzer not

without this Cuke it's him oh follows me

understand especially you Minnesota fluke once again you lose wor

Meer let me out of the chair hey Figo Figo Figo Figo Figo

[Music] fig Mama

Mia he's going to get the hairbrush first I got to call Martin Martin Martin

I'm here uke what's wrong uh did you get a haircut never mind that where's the park guy huh he was here a second ago I

guess he slipped out tell me what's going on good he wouldn't want to hear this anyway it's bad news Martin would

you just tell me already he was here Martin and he's after the brush who Professor Rattan okay now don't panic

Minnesota remember he's a bully we can deal with him just a bully he's more

than that he's my enemy calm down the Bible says we should love our enemies

love love our enemies everybody can't go around all the time trying to get even that would leave the whole world in a

mess let's just figure out what to do next I'll tell you what we're going to do Martin I'm going to get that brush

first and I'm going to use its power to defeat all the bullies in the world I'm going to teach them a lesson they'll

never forget I'm in Minnesota see in the funny papers [Music]

Martin all right where are those catacombs I'm I glad you ask we have a

short C

let's go too dangerous jwes I got to go alone be careful

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it's the story of Samson I'm on the right Trail what a guy what's this all about

Samson lost his strength after a haircut poor

fella

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worms why it have to be [Music]

worms Samson's Hairbrush congratulations Mr cuk Professor ran make this simple Mr

cuk please hand over the hairbrush why would I do that I have the brush I have

the power really of course

watch what's wrong you have no hair what you have no power because you have no

hair but now please Mr cuk if you will just hand over the brush never ran I

won't give it to you or the Canadians or anybody it's mine oh but I think you

will Cuke Julia Mr Parkman you Sav Julia thank you I didn't know you oh no

Minnesota he works for me you see it was you Minnesota who told me the address of

the barber shop and you who led us straight to the brush it's it's a simple trade Minnesota the brush for the girl

don't do it [Music]

Cuke [Music]

trade you'll never get away with this ran everyone says that but I always do

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goodbye we have to stop him why cuz he's a bully Jules I got to get even with him

why if it's the last thing I do I'll track him down and repay him for every time he's been mean to me you've changed

uke you don't care about the hairbrush anymore now you only want to get even I don't like that in you Cuke you're

you're nothing but a bully Julia I'm sorry [Music]

I you're right Julia being mean back to a bully just makes me a bully too but

it's too late now I can't do [Music] anything that you Martin Cuke Cuke I've

been trying to get get a hold of you you'll never guess the part guy isn't from New York he's really working for Professor Rattan who's been following me

this whole time and I don't think there really is a rogue band of Canadian Barrel makers they made that whole thing up to trick me now ran can rule the

world cuz he's got all the power wow yeah I mean no Cuke and that's what I've

been trying to tell you the brush doesn't have any power but the Bible said that Samson's hair was his the

Bible said that God gave Samson his power not his hair or his hairbrush but what about the haircut that made him

lose his strength that wasn't about his hair men Samson lost his strength because he didn't keep his promise to

God and the best part is that God gives us strength too what yep he gives us an

even greater power than Samson's the power to love our enemies and even be

kind to them this isn't going to be easy but I know what I got to

do ready you

bet hold it right there aan what how

did stand back I have a brush and I know how to use it you think he's crazy

enough to try something you bet you Canadiens no no no my friend they're

good guys we call it the Cavalry yeah nobody comes to the rescue better than

the Royal Canadian mounties he get him ha there's nothing you can do against

the power of Samson's Hairbrush but it has no power you know nothing of course

it has power watch it doesn't work what's wrong check

the batteries perhaps doesn't have any power never has yes you wait I'll be back wait why

are you taking them away well cuz he uh he stole a hairbrush uh yeah he stole a

hairbrush ehy no he didn't I traded him for it you mean yep you can let him

go now was our chance let's go no wait this doesn't make sense no one has ever

been kind to me why did you do that because God gives us the power to love everybody even our enemies here you drop

this I don't think I want it after all sure you do look you can use it to cover

up that little bald spot you're getting ooh oh nice hey I'm sorry for

everything I've done I think I'm going to like being friends what an adventure and Professor

retan let you keep the hairbrush after all well he didn't need it since he gave up that whole world domination thing I'm

just glad it all worked out you know Cuke I never got to tell you what's that Jules I'm real proud of the way you

handled that bully a Julia Mo like children's

yes what it is sounds dangerous well let me ask him hey Cuke thinkk you can find

Noah's umbrella where's my cat it's called a

fedora I'm on my way