02x09 - Mornings with Mr. Probe and Adu Du

[bunniefuu]

From the farthest reaches of outer space

Lies an evil clan

They are racing across the universe

For an energy source

Heroes of the world, heroes all unite

They defend the Earth

They defend the Earth!

Aliens invading Earth for cocoa beans

Prized throughout the galaxy

They're coming soon, they're coming fast

I don't know if we can last

So we all need a savior
To defend our planet Earth

And our hero

Whoa! What's that? It's so pretty!

That is
the antidote you're all looking for!

Capture me?

I will teach you a lesson, Adu Du!

Introducing the Recycled Tiger!

This can't be…

I am finished.

Fang! Summon your Shadow Tiger!

Shadow…

Can you hurry it up?

…Tiger!

Help!

This is the end.

Do not falter, young man.

Come on! Let us run!

Ying! Grab the antidote up there!

No way! I'm terrified!

You're already up there!

This is too high for me!

Oh no! She's taken the antidote, Mr. Boss!

What?

How dare you!

Come on, it's my turn to play with this!

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

Get your own toys if you want to play!

Gopal! Transform that tiger into food!

No need for that.
I'll beat it up with my bare hands!

Just do it, Gopal.

It's fine. I'll just prepare our graves
in case that tiger isn't transformed.

Fine. At the request of my fans…

Gopalji. Food…

Transformation!

Oh no! It didn't work!

He's not scared enough!

Help him, BoBoiBoy!

BoBoiBoy Elemental Split!

Yay! BoBoiBoy split into three!

We're guaranteed to win!

I have given up on the others.

This is all you guys' fault.

I have given up on myself.

It's not them, it's all our own fault.

I have given up on the situation.

We're all doomed.

Let's keep digging our graves…

Oh dear. We can't rely on him, either.

Hey! Help me, quick!

Ying! Run!

Grab the antidote from up there!

Yaya! Distract Adu Du!

Stop it!

Round and round the mulberry bush

Running Speed!

Darn it!

What?

Food Transformation Blasts!

Darn it! I lost again!

Really, Mr. Boss?
Aren't you tired of losing all the time?

We lost because of you!

Computer, get me out of here!

Lightning Bolt!

Whirling Cyclone!

Earth Pillar!

Yes, we won!

Are you all safe?

We're all safe, Tok. We defeated Adu Du.

Good.

Thank God you're all fine.

Tok, did you know?
Fang is a nice person after all.

I told you that already.

Next time, investigate first. You can't
just accuse people without proof.

Fang, I apologize for doubting you.

Come on, don't be so hard on him.

Just forgive him.
It's bad to hold grudges.

I want to apologize too, Fang,

for accusing you without any proof.

-I'll forgive you, but on one condition.
-What is it?

You guys have to admit
I am much more popular than BoBoiBoy.

That's a given.

That's true! You are definitely
more popular than BoBoiBoy!

Hey! You can't do this to me!

What do you mean we can't?
I'm definitely more popular.

-I have a Shadow Dragon. What do you have?
-There he goes.

I have my stone golem.

Stone golem?

What stone? Kidney stones?

Just my rotten luck.

I keep losing!

I've exhausted all sorts of ideas.

He even managed to beat
this recycling plan!

Enough moping, Mr. Boss.
Let's leave here first.

That hurt…

What a shame. Not only was he defeated,
but now a TV is stuck on his head.

TV? Wait a minute!
I have a brand new idea, Mr. Boss!

Idea? What sort of idea?

It's like this, Mr. Boss.

Brilliant, right?

That's a good technique.
I've never thought of that before.

That's it, Mr. Boss.
We have to think outside the box!

Not inside a box head!

-What did you say?
-Nothing!

We'd best prepare for our next plan
tomorrow morning.

-Ready?
-Yes, Mr. Boss!

Going live in three, two, one.

TCFMS! The Cube Fortress Morning Show.

What a great audience we have here.

Thousands to millions!

Thank you!

The world is definitely round,
ladies and gentlemen.

Therefore, in the roundness of the world…

I told you to talk about BoBoiBoy and me!

Not about how the Earth is round!

Follow the script!

Today, we'll delve into

a few important issues
that could affect your future.

Issues that you have to think about,

ponder,

and contemplate while you're having tea--

Ouch! That hurts…

In just a moment,

we'll be joined by someone

who has come from afar.

An oppressed soul.

A persecuted being!

Here he is.

Mr. Adu Du!

Oh lord…

What happened to you?

Who did this to you?

Mister! Wake up, Mr. Boss!

Don't you die in my arms!

Looks like we have no choice!

Okay, stab the large needle
straight into the heart.

Stab repeatedly.

What? No, stop!

I'm fine now!

That frightened me.

I asked you to act.

Why did you try to stab me for real?

Yes, ladies and gentlemen.

This is a picture
of the nefarious criminal!

He goes by the name of BoBoiBoy!

He may look small,

but his crimes against Mr. Adu Du

are definitely heinous!

Give me that.

Horrible. Truly horrible!

I know it's a sensitive subject for you,

but can you explain to us in detail
how vile BoBoiBoy is?

I came from a place far away.

I was trying
to bring a message about peace!

However, as soon as I arrived on Earth,

I was beaten up by…

By…

Be strong, mister!

Can you hasten it, mister?

We need to cut to a commercial break.

I was brutally attacked by BoBoiBoy!

-For no apparent reason!
-Whirling Wind!

I almost died from that!

How sad.

I was informed that you came here
with two of your supporters.

One of them is handsome.

The other one is useless.

Yes, that's right.

Can you tell us

about your handsome supporter?

Maybe they'll get a raise or something?

A nice bonus, maybe?

My dearly departed handsome supporter…

He's long gone.

I accidentally shot him when he was asking
for a raise and bonus the other day.

Really?

If he was still alive,

I don't think he'd need a raise!

I hope that's the case.

I am sure many of you out there
would like to share your thoughts

as well as your experience being a victim
of this person called BoBoiBoy!

You can give us a call on 1-200-300-400.

Looks like we already have
our first caller!

Yes, who's on the line?

This is BoBoiBoy's grandfather.

What did you say about my grandchild?

Oh no! You've got the wrong number, sir!

Why did you give out the real number?

We'll be back after the break.

How are you doing, ladies and gentlemen?

We meet again

at Bago Go's year-end sale!

Hurray! Another year-end sale!

Get your wallets ready.
A lot of new items are on sale!

Three-in-one! Only the best, guaranteed!

Why did you let him advertise on our show?

Talk is cheap, right?

Let's make this simple.

Do you want to stay healthy
and bursting with youthful vigor?

Of course you do, right?

You already have a car.

You even own a house.
You have your insurance covered.

What is still missing in your life?
Think for a bit.

Here it is.
The thing missing in your life?

The BoBoiBoy Exercising Machine!

Why are you shaking your head?
Shaking in disbelief?

If you doubt me, think for a second.

If you were to move the hands, legs,
and hips of this BoBoiBoy toy



and do that for 24 hours,
that's 24,000 times!

How many calories
do you think you'll burn?

Why is he promoting
a BoBoiBoy toy on our show?

I'm not sure, Mr. Boss.

He paid for the time slot.
We can use some money.

Buy it, people!

It's a really good deal!

My child, my own flesh and blood,
initially didn't believe me either!

But after one month of using it,

from a body as large as a dinosaur--
this is a picture of one, by the way--

he's now as thin as a stick!

Stupendous!

Buy it, Mr. Boss!
You're starting to get chubby!

Moreover,
it's fine even if you refuse to exercise.

You can buy it as a toy for kids. Look.

Look at this!

Lightning Bolt! Take that!

If you refuse to entertain that idea,
don't worry!

It can be used as a pestle
by your whole household!

Three-in-one!

It can be an exercising machine,
a toy, or even a pestle!

For the whole family!

That's some good savings!

What's the price? Tell me!

Buy now at the promotional price of

only 90 million and 90 cents!

Also available
in six different characters.

Each part is sold separately.

Buy it, Mr. Boss! Buy it!

No way! It's a BoBoiBoy toy!

-If it was my own toy, I'd consider it.
-You're not as famous as BoBoiBoy.

What did you say?

-Nothing!
-You're absolutely unreliable!

We're doing this show
in order to sabotage BoBoiBoy!

But you put in an advertisement
for a BoBoiBoy toy instead!

What do you want?

We're on-air, Boss!

And that was the end of a special skit

titled The Boss Gets Angry
at His Underlings.

Thank you very much, Mr. Adu Du!

-Now please get out of here.
-Ouch!

Ladies and gentlemen,

today is a lucky day for us all

because we are joined by someone

who can be considered
to be close to BoBoiBoy!

Here we are!

Mr. Papa!

Thank you! Thank you
for inviting Justice on the show.

How fitting that Justice itself is here.

I hope you can share with us

information about the issue
of BoBoiBoy's injustices to society.

What? The issue of BoBoiBoy?

I thought I was here
to promote my new album.

Well, that's not untrue.
Let us go to the question, okay, Mr. Papa?

You liar!

You think I'll answer
your devious questions?

There's payment if you appear on TV,
you know?

Hit me with your first question!

Oh, yes.

What is your relationship with BoBoiBoy?

I am BoBoiBoy's favorite teacher!

His life mentor, as well as
his comrade through thick and thin.

That's a tight-knit bond.

In that case, your thoughts on BoBoiBoy
can be taken as the truth, right?

No doubt about it!

I'll have more opinions on him
if I have more of that payment!

Sure, mister.

So, has there ever been an incident
where BoBoiBoy,

as a superhero, misused his powers?

And has BoBoiBoy,
as a student, ever been delinquent?

As far as I know, never.

As far as you know…

Do you know everything about BoBoiBoy?

Do you, from morning until night,
observe BoBoiBoy?

No, I don't.

So, it's true that you admit
that there's a possibility

that BoBoiBoy has misused his powers
outside of your supervision.

Let's watch this clip.

BoBoiBoy Elemental Split!

You grab onto there,
while I'll take care this side.

Pass it to over me, I can do that.

Slightly to the right.
Just a little bit more.

What sort of slander is this?

BoBoiBoy was helping his grandfather!

That is not an abuse of power!

That's incorrect. His powers should
be used to defend and protect Earth,

not to work at Tok Aba's Cocoa Shop
looking for some extra income!

Now take a look at this!

RINTIS ISLAND PRIMARY SCHOOL

Oh no! It's Yaya!

What's with you?

Clearly, they have skipped school!

Are you blind? That clip
clearly shows he's going to school!

What's next then?

When they were at the front gate,

there were just 30 seconds left
before the school gates closed.

BoBoiBoy later went in through
the back door of the teacher's lounge!

-So?
-So.

The distance from the school entrance
to the teacher's lounge is 256 meters.

It would take 31 seconds for him
to travel and arrive there.

In conclusion,

when BoBoiBoy entered the school,
he was late by one second!

Not only are you wrong,
but you're also not right!

Being late does not mean
he skipped school!

Technically speaking,

BoBoiBoy has skipped school
for one whole second!

Isn't that right, Justice?

It doesn't matter if it's one second,
or one day, or one whole year.

It's all the same!
Skipping school means skipping school!

Wait a minute!

According to the school handbook--

What's all this?

Don't forget to pay me!

Yes, unfortunately,
our guest had to retire early.

What a chaotic and dangerous world
BoBoiBoy has created.

And I'm sure there is plenty
of other evidence of his wrongdoings.

However, time does not wait for any of us.

We've come to the end of the show.

Till we meet again on

The Cube Fortress Morning Show.

I am your host, Mr. Probe!

Thank you for tuning in.

TCFMS
THE CUBE FORTRESS MORNING SHOW

Finally, that's a wrap.

Congratulations, Mr. Boss.
Our show went relatively well!

I'm sure the viewers will believe
what we just broadcast.

How was my acting, Mr. Boss?
It was good, right?

Acceptable, I guess.

You're jealous, aren't you?

Why on earth should I be jealous?

You should be jealous, Mr. Boss.
Look at this!

What's all this?

Do you think I'm a machine,
to be reading all these charts?

Data shows that the show TCFMS
managed to acquire high ratings!

Ninety percent, Boss!

In layman terms?

It means that of all the TVs that were on,


Very good! Looks like 90 percent
of all the population on Earth

has been tricked by us!

BoBoiBoy will be hated
by millions of billions of people!

Not quite that many, Boss.

-What then? Hundreds of millions?
-Lower than that.

-Hundreds of thousands?
-Close, but no cigar.

Just thousands? That's not a lot!

According to the report,
only 4.5 people watched it, Mr. Boss.

How could this happen?

We aired it at 4:30 a.m., Mr. Boss.

Most people are asleep at this time.

That's good, all things considered.
We aired it at 4:30 a.m.

It makes sense
that only 4.5 people watched it.

I am so going to get beaten up.

Probe, you miracle-worker!

Finally, one of our plans actually worked!

Did he knock his head on something?

Even though it's only 4.5 people,

I still consider this a victory!

I'm tired of losing all the time.

A marginal win is still a win!

It's okay, Mr. Boss!

They say practice makes perfect!

You're absolutely right!

Come on, Probe.
Let's head to the main chambers!

We'll celebrate our victory!

Yes, let's go!

Who were those 4.5 viewers?

Tok Aba,

Ying's grandmother,

Yaya's little brother,

and Gopal's father who fell asleep.

And the half?

A cat.

Oh dear. This is the worst…

It doesn't matter if the skies are gray

C'mon, everybody, let's go out anyway

We'll take on anything that comes our way

Take my hand

We're going on an adventure

You'll sure enjoy it somehow

There's no better time than now

Don't be afraid

Just leave your doubts behind

It's gonna blow your mind

Just let it take you away

Hang on tight

Let's go for a ride

We're right on time

Hang on tight

Hang on tight