04x16 - Backstage Bugs

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[kids] ♪ Wormy Wormies
Are my very favorite band ♪

♪ Wormy Wormies
Make me wanna clap my hands ♪

♪ Oh, I love the wormy Wormies
Wormy, wormy, wormy Wormies ♪

♪ Wormy Wormies
Are my very favorite band ♪

It's so nice of you to take the kids
to see the Wormies, Floyd.

Willy is my favorite Wormie.

No problem, Granny. They love the Wormies.

Uh-huh. Especially Willy Wormie.

You kids be sure to stay close
to Floyd today.

He's gonna take me backstage
to meet Willy Wormie. Right, Floyd?

I'll try, Bugs.
We'll see if it's possible.

-Bye-bye. Be good, now.
-[engine revving]

-Bye, Granny.
-Goodbye.

♪ Wormy Wormies
Are my very favorite band ♪

♪ Wormy Wormies
Make me wanna clap my hands ♪

♪ Oh, I love the wormy Wormies
Wormy, wormy, wormy Wormies ♪

♪ Wormy Wormies
Are my very favorite band ♪

We're going backstage to meet
Willy Wormie today, right, Floyd?

[Floyd] I'll try, Bugs. We'll see.

At last. We're here.

Woo-hoo! Look at all this stuff.

♪ Wormy Wormies
Are my very favorite band ♪

Taz like-y Wormies! Yeah.
[blows raspberry]

[indistinct chatter]

Here you go. Have fun.

Can I sit next to you, Uncle Floyd?

Well, aren't you a cutie pie?

Thank you.
Uncle Floyd is a cutie pie too.

-He's super.
-A cutie pie.

-Fantastic.
-Colossal.

And he's taking me backstage
to meet Willy Wormie.

Right, Uncle Floyd?

Uh, we'll see, Bugs. We'll see.

-Enjoy the show, all of you cutie pies.
-Oh, dear.

"Oh, we'll see, we'll see."

I'm never gonna get backstage
if I leave it up to Floyd.

What are you gonna do, Bugs?

Lola, I'm afraid I'm just gonna
have to get backstage myself.

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen...

-[audience cheering]
-...boys and girls, here come the Wormies.

Hey, it's great to be here, kids.

You're gonna have such a great time today.

Thanks for coming out.

We're just about to sing. Are you ready?

I don't like the Wormies. [sobbing]

♪ Wormy Wormies
Are my very favorite band... ♪

-[Taz] Yeah, yeah.
-It's okay, Sylvester.

You don't have to watch
if you don't want to.

[shouting]

Suffering succotash.

♪ Wormy Wormies
Are my very favorite band ♪

♪ Wormy Wormies
Make me wanna clap my hand ♪

♪ I love the wormy Wormies
Wormy, wormy, wormy Wormies... ♪

Wow, Floyd, I love the Wormies.

♪ Wormy Wormies
Are my very favorite band, hey! ♪

♪ Wormy Wormies
Make me want to clap my hands... ♪

Going somewhere, Bugs?

Uh, backstage?

Mm-mm.

♪ Pears and apples
Make a very lovely snack ♪

♪ Plums and carrots
Should be in the lunch you pack ♪

♪ Beets are really hunky-dory
So is chicken cacciatore ♪

♪ There are many foods
That make a yummy snack ♪

[audience cheering]

-[Bugs] Floyd.
-[Lola] Floyd.

-I'm hungry.
-[Daffy] Floyd.

-Can we get a snack?
-Please?

-No.
-Taz want snack!

-Oh, please, please, please, please.
-No, no, no, no, no!

Let's sing it again.

♪ Pears and apples
Make a very lovely snack... ♪

Hey, kids.
How about I go and get us some popcorn?

-Hurray!
-Poppy corn!

Now stay right here until I get back.

We don't want anyone
to get lost in this big place.

♪ Pears and apples
Make a very yummy snack ♪

♪ Plums and carrots
Should be in the lunch you pack ♪

[grunting]

-Excuse me, doc.
-Whoops. That's okay, Bugs. Bugs!

[Wormie] Okay, now let's sing about
the weather, kids.

And don't try that again.

♪ When it's raining
There is water everywhere ♪

♪ Water, water, water, water everywhere ♪

♪ Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water ♪

♪ When it's raining
There is water everywhere ♪

♪ Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water ♪

♪ When it's raining... ♪

-Floyd, I have to go potty.
-Can't you wait, Tweety?

Oh, I don't think so.

-Uh, Taz need laboratory.
-Can't you wait?

-Not a chance, doc.
-Nope.

-I doubt it.
-Nah. No way.

-Uh-uh.
-Okay. Let's go potty.

♪ Water, water, water, water everywhere ♪

♪ Water, water, water, water
Water, water, water, water... ♪

Me first. Me first.

Potty break?

[all groaning]

Potty break. Let's go, guys.

Can I stay here with you?
I don't really have to go.

And besides,
they're all going to the boys' bathroom.

She's going to stay with me, okay?

Okay. Let's go, boys.
We'll be back in a minute.

Bugs! Bugs?

-Oh, no. Floyd. What?
-[gasps]

♪ Now the time has come
We have to say goodbye, bye-bye ♪

♪ We are sorry, but we have to say goodbye
Bye-bye ♪

♪ We have sung a lot of songs
But they all were the same one ♪

♪ We're the Wormies
And we have to say goodbye, bye-bye ♪

♪ Now the time has come
We have to say goodbye... ♪

[Taz] Clap hands.

♪ We are sorry
But we have to say goodbye ♪

-But, but, but...
-Okay, okay.

We'll go backstage.

[Wormie] Okay. That's it, kids.

[audience cheering]

Come on, hurry. They're in there.
The Wormies are in there.

Uh, excuse me, doc.

Hey, look out, you big galoot.

The Wormies are in there.
I gotta go see them.

Relax, Bugs.
Just let me talk to the doorman first.

Hi there.
Any chance of getting backstage

to meet the Wormies this afternoon?

[all] Please.

-Wait over there with the others.
-Huh?

[indistinct chatter]

Are we going backstage, Floyd?
Are we, are we? Huh, huh?

-[Floyd] We'll see, Bugs. We'll see.
-Oh, we'll see, we'll see.

[woman] Floyd?

-Can you help me a minute?
-Me?

Just mind this part of the crowd
while I keep these other guys happy.

Oh, I knew it.
"We'll see" always means no.

Well, I'm going backstage today,
no matter what.

[man] Can you come here a minute?

Now's my chance. I'm going in.

[suspenseful music playing]

Huh?

-[bell rings]
-Yes. I did it. I'm backstage.

[ominous music playing]

Huh? [grunting]

Whoa!

[grunting]

[shouting]

[gasps]

Floyd!

-Floyd, where are you?
-[Floyd] Bugs?

-Where are you, Bugs?
-Floyd. I'm here, Floyd.

-Bugs.
-Over here. I'm here.

-Floyd.
-Bugsy.

Oh-h*, Floyd, I promise
I'll never leave your side again.

And I promise
I'll never let you leave my side again.

-Bugs, look. We got autographs.
-Yeah, autographs.

We met the Wormies, and they were so nice.

And they weren't even scary at all.

Oh, we got one for you too, Bugs.
From Willy Wormie himself.

Gosh, that's great, you guys. Thank you.

We're sorry
you couldn't meet Willy yourself, Bugs.

-Yeah. I'm sorry too. Huh?
-[Willy] Excuse me.

Did one of you forget your pen?

Willy? Willy Wormie?

Is it really and truly you?

Yep, it's me. Who are you?

Uh, I'm Bugs.
And I'm your biggest, most bestest fan.

Really? Well, thank you.

You know, I think my bestest fan
ought to have one of my bestest hats

to share with his friends, don't you?

-Whoa, this is so cool.
-Wowie!

Ooh!

-Look at that.
-Cool.

Can I wear it, Bugsy?

I hope I'll see you kids again real soon.
Enjoy the hat with your friends, Bugs.

I will. We will.

-See you later, Willy.
-[all chattering]

Oh, Floyd,
this is the best night of my life.

Thank you, thank you
for taking me backstage.

You're welcome, Bugs.

And thank you for bringing the kids
back here to get those autographs.

My pleasure. And who knows?
Maybe I'll see you all again next week.

The Rub-a-Dub Dubbies are coming to town.

The Rub-a-Dub Dubbies? I love them.
Especially Buddy Rub-a-Dub Dubbie.

Can we go backstage
and meet them too, Floyd?

-Can we, can we, please?
-We'll see, Bugs.

We'll see.

[theme music playing]