04x01 - These Little Piggies Went To Market

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♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a Looney-ful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house
Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide
And holler "hooray!" ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs, and Daffy
Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweetie ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

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♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Daffy] Come on. Hurry up!

-We gotta get in the van.
-Oh, isn't this exciting.

Your very first trip
to help with the grocery shopping.

Is everyone ready?

We've been ready since the day
before the day before yesterday, Granny.

-Are you ready, Floyd, dear?
-Oh, yes.

Everything I need to know
is in my Guide to Kids.

Chapter 23:
"A trip to the modern supermarket

with complete rules of proper behavior."
In we go, children.

Have a good time, Lola, dear.

No snacks before lunch, Taz, darling.

You be big helpers, Daffy and Tweety.

And you too, Sylvester sweetheart.

All right, everybody, buckle up.

Here's the list.
You call if you have any problems.

There's not a thing
to worry about, Granny.

What could possibly go wrong
in a modern supermarket?

Oh. I couldn't possibly imagine,
Floyd, dear.

Bugs, could I have a word with you?

-Yes, Granny?
-[engine starting]

I want you to be Floyd's
extra special helper today.

Make sure the others do just as he says.

Aw, shucks.

You know
you can always count on me, Granny.

I know, dear.

You help them remember that sometimes

we can't have everything we want
just when we want it.

But sometimes,
the best things come when we wait.

Ehh, yeah. Sure. That's right, Granny.

Okay, everyone line up now.
Nicely. Neatly.

-That's it.
-Oh, what a beautiful morning.

And we're off to somewhere really special.

Suffering summer squash!

[all] Ooh!

Taz like! [grumbles indistinctly]

It's tremendous. It's colossal.
It's gigantigous!

And awful big too.

Oh, dear.

Everybody wait right here
while I get a cart.

And don't do anything.

You hear that? You guys gotta do
just exactly what Floyd says.

-Of course we will.
-We already know that, Bugs.

I know you know. I just wanna be sure
you know you know. You know?

Please don't touch that.

[gasps]

-Sylvester!
-He said don't touch that.

Not that.

Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!

No!

According to the book, food is delivered
to the store from around the world,

around the clock.

Floyd, can I ride in the seat?
Please? Please?

Sure you can, Tweety.

Today we'll being buying something
from all the major food groups.

-Dairy, meat, vegetables, fruits...
-Psst. You guys, over here.

All of which provide our bodies
with many vitamins...

We've got ourselves
a serious predica-- predooca-- problem.

You can say that again.

-Ehh, what are you fellas talking about?
-Floyd doesn't know

the first thing about shopping. Just look.

If he only gets that stuff, we'll starve!

Granny said we're supposed
to help with the shopping, right?

Right.

Well, that's exactly what we'll do.

We'll do the shopping for him. Come on.

Hold on. Wait. Come back!

I gotta get those guys back
before Floyd finds out.

Granny's counting on me.

Hey, Daffy!

Egads!

Well, we've gotta have this.

And this. Oh, and some of this!

Everyone knows
candy is a major food group.

-Now, come on, Daffy.
-One side, Bugs.

I got shopping to do.

-[Lola] Wow!
-Huh?

[Lola] This is so sweet.

Merry-cherry-very-berry swirl!

Oh, oh, oh!

Double-chunk chocolate chip.
My all-time favorite!

Hey, Lola, you gotta put that back.

Hello? It's ice cream, Bugs.
Comes from cows.

Very healthy stuff.

-You know, Floyd would want us to have it.
-[Taz] Taz want ride.

Taz want ride! [grumbles indistinctly]

On the count of three, Taz. One...

[grunting]

[shouting]

Slow down! Stop this thing!

-[shouts]
-[tires screeching]

-Huh?
-Hello.

Phew.

-Come on, Taz.
-Oh, no!

[Taz] Taz sorry!

Oh, no.

-What do you two think you're doing?
-What's it look like?

We're helping Floyd.

Go, Taz, go!

[Bugs] Taz!

-[crashes]
-Now, let's see.

One head of lettuce, two cabbage,

-five-pound bag of potatoes...
-Say, where'd those other kids go?

...tomatoes, carrots.

They are being awfully quiet down there.

Okay. That's all we'll need here.

Everyone ready to move on?

I am.

[shouts] They're gone! Where'd they go?
They were here a minute ago.

What got into those guys?

Why can't they be like me?

You don't see me going crazy over, over...

[crooning voice] Bugs!

Bugs!

[Bugs] Oh, no!

My all-time most favorite
glow in the dark,

explode in your mouth,
prize in every box of Puff 'n' Pops.

Take me home, Bugs.

-Bugs. Take me home, Bugs.
-No, I can't. I can't do it.

-Take me home.
-I must have Puff 'n' Pops.

-Bugs?
-[Tweety] Sylvester!

-Daffy?
-Lola!

Taz, where are you?

-Olly Olly oxen free!
-[crashes]

Oh, no!

-What's that?
-I don't know. But I'm gonna find out.

[Lola laughing]

-Lola!
-Floyd!

Faster, Taz, old boy.
We don't have much time!

Lola!

Ooh!

Lola!

[Floyd] Lola, come here.

[shouts] I gotta get my shopping done.

[shouts]

One down.

[Taz] Wowie! [crashes]

-[Floyd] Excuse me! Sorry! Pardon me.
-[man] Slow down!

[Bugs grunting]

Almost had it.

There's gotta be some way to get up there.
And I know just how to do it.

[up-tempo music playing]

[Daffy chuckles] This is great!

Hey! What the...?

-[groans]
-Two down, three to go.

[Taz grumbles indistinctly]

Got you. And you.

Now to find Bugs.

[dramatic music playing]

[shouts]

[grunting]

Oh, no. No! No!

-[shouting]
-Bugs!

Ehh.

[man over speaker] Clean-up in aisle two,
aisle three, aisle five,

seven, and ten through 12.

Don't suppose I could get

an eensy-weensy-teensy
little candy bar, do you?

No, Daffy.

Rule number one:
Kids who misbehave in the store

do not get treats, no matter what.

-Now where's it say that?
-It doesn't.

It's my rule.

Not this time!

[groans]

[Lola] Oh, we're very, very sorry!

-Real, real, real sorry!
-[Taz] I'm sorry, too!

[Bugs] We're all really sorry.

And most of all me, Granny.

I was supposed
to be an extra special helper.

And I wasn't. And I'm sorry.

But it isn't me you should tell, is it?

Floyd, we're really, truly sorry.

Each and every last one of us.

-[clearing throat]
-Oh, yeah. Except Tweety.

We forgot sometimes you can't have
everything you want just when you want it.

Oh, Floyd!

Can you ever forgive us?

I'll have to check the book.

But I think I can.

[all cheering]

Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[Lola] Thank you very, very much, Floyd.

Now that that's settled,
let's settle down for lunch.

Ehh, say, where'd this stuff come from?

I made it from all the delicious things
you and Floyd bought at the store.

I didn't know all that made this.

Why didn't you tell us before?

Because sometimes
the best things come when we wait.

Now what are we waiting for? Let's eat!

-[upbeat music playing]
-[all chattering]

[Daffy] Dibs on the nectarine!

[Granny] Oh. [laughing]

[theme music playing]