02x06 - Some Assembly Required

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Bugs] Oh. When's it gonna be here?

[Granny]
When's what going to be here, sweetie pie?

[Bugs] Oh, Granny.

Um, this really incredibly cool toy.
It's coming in the mail.

Oh, ha, ha, I'll bet you just can't wait.

Yeah. I mean, this isn't just any toy.

It's Acme Toy's
Mikey the Mechanical Marvel.

The coolest toy
and best friend a kid could ever have.

Said so on TV.

Oh, my, my.

Sent in 47 box tops
of Cocoa Wam Bams to get it.

So that's what happened
to all those Cocoa Wam Bams.

Oh, sure, I got sick eating them all,
but it was worth it.

You're looking at the coolest kid
with the coolest toy on the block.

At least, I will be if it ever gets here.

Well, you only ordered it yesterday.

Yesterday?

I can't believe it's taken this long.

I remember what my granny used to say
when I couldn't wait for something.

"Step by step and pace by pace,
a little patience wins the race."

Coolness waits for nobody.

Come on, Bugs. Breakfast.

-[Bugs] Eh, what is it today?
-Cocoa Wam Bams.

My favorite.

Finally, I got a box
that didn't disappear.

[Bugs] Eh, no, thanks. I already ate.

Come on.

What's with him?

Maybe he has to go potty.

[all laughing]

[Daffy] You can't catch us, Taz.

-[Sylvester] Oh, boy.
-[Melissa] This is so much fun.

[Tweety]
He's going to catch us. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Hey, come on, Bugs.

Don't you wanna play?

Not now.

And then the creepy old giant

with the big bad hair
growing out of his nose

said, "Fe fi fo fum."

[Daffy] Hey, Bugs. You're gonna miss
the part where Jack trashes the giant.

I know. I know.

Where is it?

[Lola] I'll match your castle
and raise you another three blocks.

A dare?

I like it.

[Baby Looney Tunes laughing]

Hey, Bugs, you're missing all the fun.

[grumbling]

Mm. Is my little tummy ever happy.

[stomach growls]

Snacks. Must have snacks.

[car approaches]

[car approaches]

[grunts]

[doorbell rings then bugs gasps]

The mail.

[grunting]

Hi, Bugs. Were you waiting for something?

I heard the bell.

-Ah. It came. It came. And I wasn't here.
-I thought you might be wanting to--

-It's all my fault.
-You were waiting for--

-How can I be so uncool?
-So I happened to be--

-Bugs!
-What?

[clears throat]

It's here.

Hey, what's that?

Unh. Only the best, the coolest,
the most incredible toy ever.

The toy that is so cool
you have to be cool to order it.

No, so cool your socks have to be cool
before you can order it.

-That cool, huh?
-Cooler.

It's cool with a capital...

Eh, what's "cool" start with?

Eh, I don't know.

It's the total supremo.

It's Mikey the Mechanical Marvel.

[parts rattling]

[sighs]

Oh, I'm sorry, Bugs.

Wait a minute. Look.

Instructions.

[all gasp]

[Bugs] I get it now.

This isn't just any toy,
this is a coolness test

because not just any kid
can have a Mikey the Mechanical Marvel.

You gotta be cool enough
to put it together.

Oh, boy. Just wait, you'll see.

Gonna be great, yeah.

Little ones, lunchtime.

Mac cheese. Mac cheese.

Not now.

I like a guy who gets into his food.

Me too.

I'm done.

That's fine, Bugs, but it's polite
to wait until everyone's done.

-Eh, Granny?
-Yes, Bugs?

I've gotta go potty, really bad.

What did I tell you?

-Well, certainly, dear.
-Wa-hooey!

Hmm.

Eh, instructions.

Who has time for that step-by-step stuff?

What I need is to be the coolest kid
on my block, just like it said on TV.

Well, where is he?

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I think I feel the coolness
oozing right out of me.

Still no Bugs?

That's a long potty.

Something's fishy here.

Well, he'd better not be in the bathtub
playing with my rubber ducky.

Cool is wrapped up.

Grade A, numero uno, gold-medal cool.

[Daffy] That cool, huh?

You are looking
at the coolest kid on the block.

The proud owner
of Mikey the Mechanical Marvel.

[groans]

Oh, Bugs.

Aw, who needs that dumb old toy?
Didn't work anyway.

Hey, maybe if we went step by step
and took our time...?

Yeah. And followed the instructions.

Maybe Mikey could be
all he's cracked up to be.

Yeah. Instead of all cracked up.

[laughing]

Ah, yeah.

Nah, I don't care.

You guys can have it. I don't want it.

-[Lola] Um, Bugs?
-Eh, forget it.

All those boxes of cereal,
all that waiting, and for what?

A pile of junk.

Wasn't anything like they said on TV.

It wasn't even a teensy-weensy bit cool.

Aw, Lola, I don't wanna-- Mikey?

We put together this much,
but we're stuck.

A little help?

Step by step and pace by pace,
a little patience wins the race.

The coolest toy a kid ever had.

All thanks
to the best friends he ever had.

[All] Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!

[theme music playing]