[energy buzzing]
[computer keys clicking]
- [Narrator] In 1919,
Dracula and Bram Stoker forged
a pact as monster and man
to merge their two worlds
together in harmony.
The result? Bram University.
[upbeat, spooky music]
[static crackling]
[camera shutters clicking]
[bat chittering]
[wolf howling]
- Welcome fae and fiends,
ghosts and ghouls,
to Dimension 20's Shriek Week.
My name is Gabe Hicks and
today, I am your storyteller.
So, we're going to be
playing through a delightful,
monstrous college experience
using the Mythic system.
It is a system that was made
specifically for this game,
this session, and these
freakily fabulous figures.
But I've talked enough,
so let's get introduced to
the cast around this table.
And first off, let's go to Ify Nwadiwe.
- Hey, hey. How's it going?
I'm back. I'm doing my
thing, what's up, y'all?
All right. Looking forward to the fan art.
Love y'all.
- Wow, my man's starting
off strong. All right.
Next, Ally Beardsley.
- Hey, everybody. Thanks so much.
Thanks for having me.
I'm really looking forward to
the checks you might send me,
personal and cashiers.
Venmo. My Venmo, personally,
is AllyBeardsley.
I'm really looking forward to that.
- Lily Du.
- Hello. I'm happy to be back here.
And I'm looking forward to all the checks
that Ally will be getting.
They really need it.
- Okay!
- Me, I have everything I've ever wanted
on this God's given Earth.
- Wow!
- [Ally] Okay!
- I want not.
- I confided in you earlier
that my tooth fell out.
Okay? And I know that this
is what that is based off of.
- And mine are 95% real.
So, I want not, need not.
- What's the 5% made of?
- Might found out, might not.
- Oh my god.
- Okay. Well, last but
not least, Dani Fernandez.
- This is my first time here.
[group cheering]
- Welcome!
- I already feel at home,
talking about teeth
and fan art.
I like fan art. Look at this jaw.
You can't mess it up.
- [Ally] Okay!
It's so sharp you cut yourself, so.
But I'm ready to play with my friends.
- Me too. All the time.
- Okay. Ify.
- Excited.
- [Gabe] And don't forget,
this is a dating module,
so feel free to do exactly that.
This is going to be one
hell of a dating game.
- Wow.
- So, let's start off by
going into Bram University,
a university where monsters
have come to unite.
They've been subjugated
and prejudiced in the past,
but as society has grown,
it's gotten better in this
fabulous fantasy world.
This is a place where they can be safe,
comfortable, and happy,
and then start to involve
themselves in humanity more.
So, we have with us four monsters.
We go over to the room of Terry Talbo.
Ify, can you please
describe your character?
- Oh, yeah.
Terry Talbo, just sitting,
laid back on a bed.
He's in a denim jacket. He's very built.
Strong upper body, totally yoked.
He's about six foot
seven. Yams ties thick.
He looks like a JoJo's
Bizarre Adventure character,
but he has those cute, skinny hind legs
that we all see in canines.
He's just throwing a squeaky ball
up against the wall and catching it.
And he's like, "Yeah."
And he's focused.
- And you hear a knock
on your dorm room door.
[fist knocking]
Open up, Lil T.
- Aight, come in here.
- And the person you see is actually one
of your older siblings.
And you are incredibly
tall, but this figure.
You just know him as Welf E.
But it's W-E-L-F, and then
he just has an E at the end.
No one knows what it stands
for. He says "eat" sometimes.
It's all variable.
But you are incredibly tall.
He is about seven six.
Towering, yoked out.
Like, you're yoked out, but this?
This is a straight omelet.
This man walks in and just looks at you.
What's up, little man?
- I told you don't call
me little man, you know-
- No, no, no, no, no.
I brought you a gift, though.
- Okay. What's the gift?
- Reaches into his pocket
and pulls out a little vial with a stopper
and hands it to you.
And you see that it's beard oil.
Now, if you put this around
the rest of your spots,
you might actually grow something.
- You think I haven't tried beard oil?
You think I haven't tried
any of the essential oils?
You think I haven't tried the
little micro-derma roller,
where you do it and it
pokes holes in your face
and then you rub-
- [Gabe] You made that up.
- More of an exfoliation
kind of thing.
- Yeah, no, it's a thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've tried it all.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Well, rub some dirt in it?
- That, what, no.
- Look, I don't know how this happened.
- You got a, you got a camera?
Is this like a prank?
You trying to do, what, a funny video?
Okay, look.
- I don't do that anymore.
Look. Hey, hey, hey.
I love you.
- I love you, too.
- I just came to check in on you, man.
I know it's senior year.
- [Ify] Yeah.
- You excited?
- Yeah. I'm very excited.
- What are you going to do after college?
- I don't know.
Maybe try to open that antique store
that I've had my eye on.
- Antique store?
- Yeah. You sell antiques.
- I thought that was a joke.
- No, it's very real.
- Why?
- Because it's a good idea.
- You do this thing where, like,
you say something to me
and then you look down.
- Because I'm thinking.
And it takes time thinking
about all the things
you want to do, okay?
Look, antique stores never get old,
because things are always getting old,
so you always have stuff to sell.
- The hell does that mean?
- It means it's a great idea.
Are you done? You got
anything else you want to say?
- I just, hey! I just wanted to bring you,
I thought it might help with this.
I know you were, like,
you said you were trying to date a girl.
Look-
- [Ify] Yeah.
- Bro. I saw that minotaur
are on the way over.
- Okay. I don't know.
I'm trying to let love come to me.
I'm not trying to chase it anymore.
I'm done with the chasing, you know?
- And he reaches over and puts his hand
on your cheek a little bit
and then a few hairs come off.
You good?
- I'm good.
I'm good.
- I'll tell Mom and Dad it's-
- You ain't gotta talk to them.
Ain't gotta talk to them.
Damn!
- And he walks out and
closes the door behind him
and you hear a little
bit of, like, a laughing
and then there's a bit of a grin.
And as you hear the footsteps go away,
you just hear.
[werewolf howls]
- Oh, he's such a d*ck!
- And then, the camera actually pans over
to someone else's room.
And we see Megan sitting in her room,
and your television in your room starts
to crackle a little bit.
You hear static.
[static crackling]
- Okay. I'm literally
way too busy for this.
Megan's at her desk,
books stacked so high.
The school year hasn't even started.
I'm deep into homework that I'm,
I'm trying to preempt
the homework, you know?
I'm just filling out a bunch of worksheets
that I've made myself.
And I see it crackle, and
I'm just kind of like,
I take a deep breath and I just think,
[Ally breathes deeply]
Okay. Yeah, what is it?
- You hear a knocking,
but on the inside of the screen.
[hand knocking on glass]
- I take a vitamin.
- What vitamin?
- Vitamin C.
- And then, it comes to life fully
and there's just static
on the screen,
[static crackling]
and a long, thin arm reaches out.
And then another one.
And a figure in a white, draping dress
and long, black hair
crawls out, upside down.
[Gabe hisses]
Hey, sis.
Long time no see.
- Yeah!
- She crawls the entire way out and just,
her body cracks as she's
standing up and stretches.
Oh.
Your room looks
droll.
[Ally laughs]
- I just actually completely redid it
with all IKEA furniture.
So I don't,
I think that maybe you're wrong,
but anyways, so good to see you.
I give her a hug.
- You too! Hug!
IKEA furniture, did you
put it together yourself?
- [Ally] Of course I did.
- Why?
- Um, because I'm strong and capable.
How are you? You look great.
You look, kind of, like, um,
piece-y.
- Like, uh-
- Like you're wearing different
pieces of different cloths.
- Oh, yeah. It's called
patchwork, actually.
- Oh, cool. Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Kind of cottagecore-like.
I get it.
- Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
- Very cool.
- Yeah, you know. Exactly.
- I love that for you.
How are you? What are you up to?
- [Gabe] Well, actually-
- How busy are you?
Because I'm
pretty busy.
- I'm so busy.
I met a boy recently.
[Ally gasps]
He is all shoulders. It's amazing.
It's amazing. Carries me
anywhere I want to go.
- Wow.
- [Gabe] Yeah, yeah.
- That's crazy.
- His name is
Lewis.
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm. Lewis Clark.
- [Ally] Okay. Okay.
- He's great.
He's great. He's great.
How are you, though?
- That sounded made up, though.
- [Gabe] No! No, it didn't!
- Can I just pump the brakes
for, like, one second?
You can let me know if
you're dating someone
or if you're not dating someone.
It's not a competition!
Yes, I'm dating multiple
hot, pulsing people
all at the same time.
- What do you mean "pulsing?"
- I'm, look!
I had a flashback and I wanted to share.
- A flashback? Oh!
- Look.
You don't have to make up
men who are just shoulders.
You don't have to do that. Not here.
- Well, well, they have
heads and knees, too.
- How are you doing,
though? How's recovery?
I know, you know, you've been kind of
doing the whole haunting
thing for a while.
- Yeah, well, it's,
it's more interesting than school.
Like, school was fun for a while,
but there's nothing like making
your head rotate 360 degrees
and watching someone have, like,
a shriek up.
Oh, it's the best.
- Can we just both do that
together for a second?
- [Gabe] Yeah.
[Ally yelling]
- Okay, yeah, no. That is fun.
- I did just want to actively
check in on you, though.
- Yeah!
- [Gabe] Yeah.
- Well, thank you for doing that.
I think this year is
going to be my best yet.
And each one has been
better than the last.
- Please take care of yourself.
- I take incredible care of myself
and everyone in our family.
- So, I don't know why you would say that.
- Because you take care of everybody else,
probably more than you
take care of yourself.
- Okay, that's kind of
intense to think about. Um-
- Okay, bye!
- Okay! Thank you for coming.
- And she just
steps into the television,
and as she steps through,
she adjusts it a little bit,
so that's it's more pointed towards you,
and then the last arm goes through.
- Okay.
I take out a blank notebook
and I start writing my morning pages.
"Today was kind of crazy."
- And so then the camera
pans to someone else's room.
It has a very unique fashion sense
and there seems to be a little
bit of a surplus of bandages.
Tuti.
- Okay. Yes.
Tuti is a mummy.
Nobody freak out. Okay.
But right now she's having a little,
kind of, fashion crisis,
because this is senior year
and you know,
she comes from a very strict,
well-known mummy family.
The mummy. So, heard of him?
So, this year's going to be different.
You know, she kind of hasn't had, maybe,
the romantic excitement
and the acclaim
that she's been looking
for the past years.
She's kind of stayed in the shadows,
but this year she's going to,
she's new Tuti this year.
That was old Tuti. This is new Tuti.
And so the bandages
are being thrown around
because she's like,
"How do I make it a halter?"
She's, like, putting it over one eye
and, like, just having
the decayed eye out.
And she's like, "Hello?
No, that's stupid."
[Gabe imitates animal snuffling]
- When you look down, you
see a familiar face-ish.
There is the mummified,
but animated, platypus
that was given to you.
He just kind of looks up at you.
[Gabe imitates animal snuffling]
- Okay. Thank you.
I know it didn't look that stupid.
[Gabe imitates animal snuffling]
Okay. It looked good?
Okay. Okay.
[Gabe imitates animal snuffling]
Okay. Thank you.
What if I do a little
low wrap in the back?
- Mm.
- Okay. That's a no.
All good. That's a no.
Okay. I cover my decaying a*s.
I cover my decaying,
I wrap it around a bit more.
I go, "Okay, just, you know,
this is my last year
and I don't want to be, you know,
graduation day, totally forgotten.
Nobody remembers who I am.
This is really going to be
my year.
New Tuti, new year."
[Gabe imitates animal snuffling]
- It is catchy. Thank you.
[Gabe imitates animal snuffling]
Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, romance is in the air.
- [Gabe] This is fun.
And the camera pans once
more to our final room,
where we find Seven.
- Seven is looking at all
of her accounting books.
There's way too many.
And she's realizing that
she doesn't have time
for all of her events this week.
She has a lot of events
and she's counting all of her events.
One,
two,
three,
four,
five.
Five events.
Just, don't even have time for these,
because I have to
take these stupid accounting classes
that I don't want to take, but whatever,
I guess it's going to help
me get further on in life.
- And there is a knocking
on your door, Seven.
- Yes?
- Delivery.
- Okay.
- Can you open the door?
- Um, sure.
- Thank you.
- I use some of my-
- Your magic to just-
- [Dani] Yeah.
- And the door magically opens
and you see a small garden gnome
and then like five more behind them,
all holding a package above their head.
Delivery.
And it's relatively large.
It's maybe half the size of you.
- Okay. Um.
Do you need help or should,
do you want to come in?
- We would like to come in.
Where would you like this?
- Um, sure. Right by the
window would be great.
- Perfect. And they [Gabe
imitates feet shuffling].
They come over and put it
laying against the window
and then they basically hop
on each other's shoulders
and then walk out.
- Oh, okay. Thank you!
- You're welcome. You're welcome.
You're welcome. You're welcome.
You're welcome.
- Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Yeah, that last one.
I mean. I could get their name.
- As you're looking,
they have a full beard,
kind of white to black hair
and it's the one on the bottom,
so, technically, all of them turn
and it just kind of looks
at you and goes like.
- Okay, follow me.
I meant like on socials, not like here.
That's awkward. Please
don't follow me outside.
- And then they scurry off.
- Oh, oh my gosh.
I start poking the box.
- Ow!
- Oh! Hello?
- Hello?
- Oh!
- Oh?
- Do we know each other?
- No.
- What are you doing in my room?
- [Gabe] I'm a gift!
- Okay.
All right. Can you get out?
- No, I'm wrapped.
- All right!
So, I grab a pair of nail clippers
and tear open the box.
- [Ally] Two hours later.
- You tear open the box
and you see what looks to be
a large, beautiful mirror.
And inside of the mirror,
in the center of it,
is just a pair of eyes and a mouth.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Who are you from?
- [Gabe] Your mother.
- Oh my God.
Okay. So, what are you doing?
Spying on me?
- No, no, I was here to help you,
and whatever you need.
- Like, whatever I need?
- I'm here to help you
talk through things.
And if you need help with
mathematics or information,
I can help provide it.
- Are you a therapist?
- [Gabe] No.
- My mom thinks
I need a therapist.
- [Gabe] Oh.
- I've already seen, like, 10 therapists.
- Well, I mean, I've only been
alive for about a week, so.
- Okay.
Um, Mom!
I know that you're watching
this right now, okay?
And I'm doing fine,
and I'm not going to drop out of school.
And I don't know why you sent this mirror,
but I love you.
- I can't send messages.
- Then what are you doing here?
- I'm here to talk through advice.
- Could you do my homework for me?
- I don't have hands.
- Okay.
I have an exam that I have
to do at the end of the week,
and it would be great if I
could, like, I don't know.
Can you shrink yourself? Can I bring you?
Can you be in my compact?
- Um, I'm a talking mirror.
No?
- Okay. So, you're not helpful.
Got it.
- [Gabe] Wow, okay.
- Okay, cool.
Do my lashes look good?
- You are a goddess.
- Okay, thank you.
All right. You can stay.
Thanks! I think that's all I needed.
- Okay.
And then the eyes close
and the mouth closes
and it fades away.
- And I follow back Kevin, the gnome.
- You see you get a message, a DM,
that is a garden gnome and
then an eggplant emoji.
- Oh!
I'm a lady! What the heck?
I send him an angel emoji
and then a devil emoji.
- You get a picture attachment.
- What?
No, no!
Too soon!
Oh my gosh.
- Do you open it?
- No. I'm going to block Kevin.
What the heck?
- This relationship happened so quickly.
- Wow.
But not before I screenshot
and send it to my girl chat.
- Did you screenshot what the picture was?
Or you just screenshot
you had an attachment?
- I just screenshot the attachment.
I'm not opening it, Kevin.
I'm not going to give
you that satisfaction.
- Perfect.
- I think Megan,
it's just like you're back at school.
The novelty has really worn off.
It's not that exciting to be back here.
So, I think I'm going to go
and get a really strong,
dirty gin martini at a bar,
because I hate seeing my sister so much.
- There is actually,
you're all staying inside
of the senior dorms
and in the basement of
the senior dorms is a bar
called the Skeleton Caves.
- [Ally] Perfect.
- It is run by a red-boned
skeleton named Jeeves.
The bar has a Gothic
theme to its architecture,
covered in reds and purples.
On the left stands Jeeves behind the bar.
Strange bottles of liquor
sit on the shelf behind him,
bejeweled and shimmering
under the soft, low light.
We see Terry, Seven,
and Tuti all come down
into the bar at this moment.
You're having a nice little relaxation
before Monday morning
when Shriek Week Orientation
officially begins.
- Oh my gosh. Beautiful.
Red bones!
- And you go downstairs.
Jeeves, "So, what would
you like to drink?"
- We're going to do a dirty gin martini.
Very dirty.
- You want me to just bring the bottle?
- Yeah.
- [Gabe] Okay. Yeah.
- Of olive juice.
- Deal.
And he brings over the
bottle of olive juice,
makes you a nice dirty gin martini,
and it is smooth but strong.
- Great. Oh, this is so good!
Thank you so much.
- Yeah.
- How is it tonight?
- Dead.
[Ally and Gabe laugh]
- I float down through my chair.
Just, I start swirling
around through things.
- [Gabe] What are you doing?
[Ally and Gabe laughing]
- Sorry, when I start drinking,
I get a little extra ghost-like.
- I'll have a Sex on the Beach.
- Tuti?
- [Lily] Do you know how
to make that?
Hello, it's me!
- We're talking the drink, right?
Just making sure.
- Yes, yes.
I don't know what's in it.
Do you know what's in it?
- Alcohol.
- Okay, great.
- They slide you a drink and actually,
it's kind of beautiful, because it looks,
at the bottom, there is edible
sugar that looks like sand
and there's a little
umbrella sitting in it.
- Damn, our campus
bartenders need a raise.
- They do. They do.
- I hope you're getting
paid enough.
- They said my raise was
being raised from the dead.
- Oh. [Ally laughs and yells]
- [Gabe] I hate puns so much.
- Tuti! You're, oh my gosh.
- Hi!
- Did you like get your bandages done?
- Absolutely, yes.
- Oh my gosh.
- Do you like it?
- Yes!
You look amazing.
- Thank you!
You look so hot as always.
- Thank you. You look so dead.
I love it.
- Thank you. For me, that
is what I'm going for.
- Oh my gosh, Terry,
you would never believe
what Kevin sent me.
I'm like, so-
- The hot gnome?
- Yes, but he just, like,
moved really quickly.
Like, he sent me a picture of his gnome.
- Oh no.
- [Lily] Can I see it?
- No, I mean, I took a
screenshot of the blurred pic
and I'm going to put it on
DontDateHim.com, because-
- Oh my god.
- Little much.
- Okay, yeah, that is too far.
That's inappropriate.
- Right?
Not consensual.
- But flattering.
- You know what's crazy?
Is there isn't a version of
DontDateHim for lesbians,
but there really should be.
- There should.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that seems like-
- Do you all kind of know
through word of mouth? Or-
- Do we all kind of know?
- Yeah, do you all, do
you all kind of know?
I'm clueless! I haven't dated that much.
- On l*sbian Reddit,
yes, we do all check in.
No, I just think, like, it's different.
It's different when you're g*y.
It's just kind of like,
"Oh, that person really sucked."
But it's a little bit,
it's one notch below just kind
of, like, immediate d*ck pic.
You know, it's more like
meeting your parents
and then, like, disappearing.
- What was dating like back in 12.000 BC?
I'm so curious.
- You know, a lot of
people got around and I
did not.
So, can't tell you what
it was really like for me.
Um, yes,
I was surrounded by many
beautiful Egyptians.
Did anyone talk to me? No.
But that's all changing this year.
Sorry to be a downer.
- No, it's not a downer, I just,
I hope I'm not, you
know, being too invasive,
but are you a thousand-year-old virgin?
- I have had
intercourse.
- Tuti's had sex.
Yeah, right? Yeah.
I mean, not that it matters, but-
- Not good.
- Yeah, if you didn't
it would be totally fine.
- If you were a thousand-year-old
virgin, it would be
completely normal.
- It wouldn't be a weird thing.
- It would be fine. It would be fine.
What do you count as virgin?
- Hm.
- Tuti, I have a question for you.
I see that you're kind of, like,
you know,
coming in hot, dare I say.
Literally hot, you look hot.
- You're a little warm.
- What's your dream for the year?
- Guys want me and girls want to be me.
- [Ally] Wow.
- It feels very stupid,
now that I said it out loud.
- No, no, that's great!
- No, no.
- Like, that could be a
lyric from a '90s song,
for sure.
- Okay.
It's just been something
I've been saying to myself
over the summer while I was at my parents,
kind of taking care of the house for them.
The tombs, the pyramids.
Yeah. It just, you know, it's senior year,
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- and yes, I've been
alive for a long time,
but I haven't had the senior
college year experience.
I've been undead for only so long and,
just think it would be cool
to be party girl this year.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, definitely.
- You all hear like a sloshing
sound, coming down the steps.
And Tuti, you know this
sloshing sound very, very well.
And you see what looks to
be an amorphous blob roll
into this bar,
but then it shifts up
to a relatively short, feminine, slim body
that walks over to the bar.
It is made entirely of slime.
Tuti, you know this specifically as Cubey.
- Hi Cubey.
- Hi Tuti. Good to see you again.
Do you like my platypus?
Well, your platypus, I guess.
- Yeah, I told you I don't need any gifts,
but he's very cute and sweet.
Thank you.
- Like you.
- Oh, thank you. How was your summer?
- It was so good.
I really got to find myself
and plenty of other people.
It was delightful. You would've loved it.
- Oh, you got to find many other people?
- [Gabe] Mm-hmm.
- Me too.
- Tuti, I can be any shape that I want.
- And I can be
any personality I want.
- That's true.
You and I go together very well, Tuti.
- Oh, I wouldn't say that.
- Hmm, that's fair.
They just make their way to
the bar and they order a drink
and it's a tall, cylindrical glass.
And instead of putting it to their mouth,
they kind of just put it to their hand
and just let it sink in,
and then you see their
green, gelatinous form take
almost a shade of purple.
- Showing off.
- The tension in here is
so thick, you could cut it
with a scimitar.
- Yeah, wow.
- We hooked up once, we hooked up once.
- Wow.
- We hooked up once
and it was not good.
- [Ally] Really?
- And now they're obsessed with me.
- They can take any shape they want
and it wasn't a good hookup?
- They stayed a cube.
I couldn't make up my
mind. They stayed a cube.
- They stayed a cube
the whole time,
- [Lily] They stayed a cube.
- because you asked them to stay a cube?
- No, they said, "What
do you want me to be?"
And I couldn't figure out who I wanted
them to be.
I was kind of afraid to say what I wanted.
And I said,
"This is fine."
- Oh, yeah, you just
got to communicate well
in that situation.
- "This is fine," and so, you know-
- Maybe this is your
year of more than fine.
- Yeah, you deserve more than fine.
- Yeah!
- Later, I do want to hear every detail
about you hooking up with a cube.
- When you're inside a
cube, it's like acid.
So, like, there's not much. Yeah, yeah.
- And Cubey actually has another drink
and then just starts
leaving their way out.
By the way, did any of you see
that beautiful gnomes' garden?
- No, where? On campus?
- Yeah, they started a little garden
out back behind the gym.
They're growing eggplants back there!
- Oh.
- [Ally] Interesting.
- Wow.
- Yeah, that's all. Okay.
- [Ify] Okay, all right.
- And Cubey makes their way
up the steps and leaves.
- Did that amorphous blob come in
and absolutely throw back
two c*ck back to back
and leave?
- Yeah,
and absolutely create so
much unwanted sexual tension.
- Yeah, I'll say.
- [Lily] Do we all feel it?
- I'll say! Wow.
- The seat is still moist.
- And the rest of you sit,
enjoy and laugh and talk.
And it's actually probably
kind of nice to be back.
The nice thing with senior year is
that this is the last that
you really have to do.
You are in the best situation, really.
And graduation is just around the corner.
But Shriek Week at Bram
University is always a weird
and interesting thing.
So, the rest of you have a
delightful, restful sleep
and morning comes,
and you know you have to make
your way to the auditorium.
[school bell ringing]
And each of you actually
have a radio in your room,
intercoms that go around.
So, all of you hear.
- [Swamp-thing] Good
morning, you freaky fiends.
It's your host, Swamp-thing.
Joined by my canine comrade,
- [Welfin] Wild Wolf Welfin.
[Welfin howling]
- [Swamp-thing] That's
right, g*ons and goblins,
people and poltergeists,
the grand students of Bram University,
it's day one of college.
- [Welfin] That means it's Shriek Week.
[Welfin imitates ghost wailing]
- [Swamp-thing] Indeed, Wolf-breed.
And you know what that means, Welfin.
- [Welfin] Clubs, events, orientations.
- [Swamp-thing] All to get
you scared and prepared
for the new year.
[Welfin howling]
- [Welfin] There are
plenty of things to do
and new monstrosities to meet.
So, head on down to the Student Union
for our warm welcome orientation,
right next to the parking lot.
- [Swamp-thing] And don't
forget, you freaky fiends,
at Bram University-
- [Welfin] The most
important thing to remember-
- [Swamp-thing] Is to be you.
- [Welfin] Stay wild.
- Oh, that werewolf is such
a disgrace to werewolves.
He's up there tap dancing for Swamp-thing,
doing all that howling, no moons in sight.
I can't believe it. Ugh, oh man.
Wolf Twitter would just destroy him.
- [Gabe] So, the rest of you
come out of your dorm rooms
and make your way towards the auditorium.
- I'm just housing egg bites.
- And you see each of your companions,
but you also see, coming
out of the different dorms,
a wide variety of figures
that you know and you're familiar with.
You see Cubey, the gelatinous cube.
You see, in the distance, Mothman,
seemingly flying down from the rooftops.
You see the vampire Drusille.
You see Vander Van Helsing.
You even see, Meyalth, the gorgon.
There is a wide variety of figures here
that you haven't seen in awhile,
but it's good to see some
of these companions again.
And standing at the podium,
you see the Vice Dean Hans Dulla.
But to no surprise, Hans
Dulla is a Dullahan,
holding their head in their arm.
It is good to see all of you once more.
Shriek Week is upon us again,
and I'm very proud of
all of you, new and old.
All right, seniors. This
is your last Shriek Week.
- I brace myself and I let out a "Whoo!"
- Yes. Tuti.
- Huh.
- We have reached a point,
years and years ago,
where society would not
look at us the same,
but now we are in a better
place to improve and expand.
And I'm very proud of
each and every one of you.
We have plenty of events.
Each of you will get an itinerary,
so you know what is
happening with Shriek Week.
And have fun, you lovely fiends.
And all of you see Van Helsing,
who is actually helping
to organize Shriek Week,
sitting a couple seats over,
bored out of their damn mind.
They're wearing comfortable,
loose, black clothing.
They've got the jacket,
but it's got short sleeves
and it's cut up the sides.
Loose pants, but you see
there's actually little tools
and things attached to the side,
and around their shoulder,
they have what looks to be a hand crossbow
and then it's attached on their back.
And as soon as you're all
let out of the auditorium,
Van Helsing walks, like,
just runs up to each of you.
All right. That was nonsense.
That was bullshit. I don't
care about any of it.
It was stupid.
But, this Shriek Week is going
to be the best one that has ever existed.
- Yeah, I feel that way.
I definitely want it to be that good.
- Exactly. Exactly.
So, this Saturday I'm hosting a rager.
- Oh.
- [Ify] Oh.
- All of you are invited.
All of you have a plus one to the rager.
Bring whoever you want.
- Now, I have a quick question.
- [Gabe] Yeah, go ahead.
- So, I'm kind of like, um.
I'm, yeah,
I'm just getting really into, like,
maybe more of a more
than one kind of outlook
on dating.
Can I get, maybe, like a plus three?
- Hey, you got three people to bring.
- Excellent.
I clutch this book on
non-monogamy that's in my bag.
You're gonna do it.
- Just so you know,
we've been on the whole non-monogamy game,
you know, with the wolf
packs and what have you.
- Oh my gosh. Wow, I've
never thought about it.
Just like a little cozy den.
- Yeah.
- With all of your sweeties.
- Just cuddling up.
- What if one of you likes one
of the other people more than you?
- Oh-
- That's really interesting.
You gotta read the book.
- Yeah, you gotta read.
- You gotta read the book.
- Okay, I can read the book.
I'd love to read the book, yeah.
- Oh, by the way, I actually
have something for each of you.
- Aw, yeah.
- That is Ally's.
- Whoa!
- [Gabe] Excuse me.
- Whoa!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ify, that is yours.
- This is so funny.
- Lily, that is yours.
- Thank you.
- And Dani, this is yours.
- Thank you.
- Welcome to Shriek Week.
- [Ally] Oh, cool!
- So, inside of this pamphlet,
you have an itinerary of the
events that are happening
throughout the week,
in-game, and in this world.
You have your stats inside
of this notebook, as well,
on the first page for each of you.
This Shriek Week is hopefully
going to be the best one
in existence, or at
least one of the wildest.
So, inside each of your pamphlets,
it tells you where the
different locations numbered are
for the campus
for Bram University.
- Oh, cool!
- And since it is morning,
I would like each of
you to place your piece
where you would like to be.
- [Ally] Just hanging in the parking lot.
- [Gabe] There is always
something happening.
- I'm absolutely chain-smoking
in the parking lot.
Oh, what's a quadrangle?
- [Lily] The quad. The social green.
- [Gabe] Yup.
- [Lily] Is that where people
would be hanging out?
- They might be, but that's up to you.
So, first off, we have Megan
over in the parking lot.
So, Megan, when you walk
into the parking lot,
you see a bunch of stands,
a bunch of organized things.
They're actually getting ready
for the club stuff to be set up.
And you see someone very
particular over there.
You see Mothman.
- [Ally] Oh, cool.
I walk right up to them.
- You walk right up to Mothman,
and he seems like he's
a little distracted.
He's got on nice, red glasses,
and he's just looking at the sun.
- Oh, should I not be smoking near you?
Is this like a mini flame?
[Gabe stammering]
- Whoa, what?
- Sorry.
I can put this out if you want.
- [Gabe] No, it's fine. I don't care.
Do whatever you want.
- How are you? Hey.
- That thing is so bright.
- That's out every day.
How do you function?
- What do you mean?
- How do you work?
I'm just saying, it kind of seems like
you're seeing the sun for the first time.
- No, no. I do this every day.
- Oh, great. Great.
Okay, great. Well, it's great to see you.
How was your summer?
- It was great. So, I went
on a nice, little vacation.
I found a lamp shop, right?
- Mm-hmm?
You went there.
- [Gabe] Yeah!
- You went to the lamp shop.
- I rented it out!
- You rented, okay!
Great.
- [Gabe] Yeah.
- That's great.
- [Gabe] It was awesome.
- Honestly, I'm not here to dunk on you,
because my vacation this
year was a staycation
where I just-
- [Gabe] What does that mean?
- It's where you don't go anywhere.
You just stay at home
and you kind of like go
through all your clothes
and you rank them.
And then you get rid of a few of them.
It's kind of like a organizing technique.
I had the time of my life. So.
Yeah, I get it.
- Oh.
- Having a vacation that
other people think sounds bad.
- No, I think it sounds fantastic.
- Um, so, what's going on here?
Do you guys need any help?
- Well, actually, you,
oh, that's a good question.
And he looks over and
there are plenty of gnomes
and you recognize, everybody knows Kevin.
Like, the hot gnome, the friendly gnome.
Kevin is actually
leading a bunch of people
in setting up the club
tables for club recruitment.
So, there you see tables
for Art Club, Curse Club,
Rap Club, Dance Club.
- [Ally] Cool.
- You see a club that's called Green Club.
There's nobody there.
The booth is just green.
It's very confusing. Kind
of just don't ask questions.
If you think of a club,
it probably exists at Bram University.
- Whoa, cool.
- Is there any table that you
specifically want to look for?
- Oh my gosh. Yeah, definitely.
So, aside from reading a lot
about just kind of like
generous relationships,
I'm also really into fermentation.
It's actually my minor.
- Oh, nice, nice.
- So, I'm talking to Mothman.
I think I'm just like,
"Oh, so, is there anything with like,
you know, like, maybe like, a Kraut Club?"
- There's a Poison Club.
- No.
- [Gabe] It started this year.
- That's great. I think that that's great.
What I'm trying to do is
hopefully not poison, right?
- Oh, I mean, hey,
I'm not here to judge.
- I'm just trying
to make like a miso, like a quick-
- Like a soup?
- Just like a quick,
one-year miso fermentation
in my dorm room.
- What are you, what, what?
- I just make different
vinegars. Do you want to try one?
I actually have a little vial
of blueberry shrub vinegar
that I can add to a
seltzer for you, right now.
- You're not going to poison me, right?
- Absolutely not. It
is in a beaker, though.
- You know what? Let's make
the first roll of the game.
- No! No!
- If you're convincing Mothman,
that's going to be a social roll.
- Oh, that's great.
I'm good with social. Okay.
- [Gabe] All right.
- That's four?
- Yup. So, yup, go ahead
and roll the four die.
The Mythic Tale System uses
several d10s to tell its story.
Players will roll one to four d10,
based on the strength of their stat.
Rolling a seven on any of the
dice is a successful roll.
Rolling a 10 on the dice
is a critical success,
where players will find
even better results.
But if the dice roll at a six or below,
the roll is a failure,
resulting in a negative outcome.
If the dice roll at a six or below
and any of the dice result in a one,
it's a critical failure,
where even worse
consequences are an option.
- Oh, if I critical pass,
he has to sign up for a
subscription service to this sh*t.
- [Gabe] You know what? I'm here for it.
- Oh!
No! Okay, one seven.
It's not a good, it's not a good group.
- [Gabe] So, one seven?
- One seven. Just barely.
Try it! So, it's fermented blueberries.
Some people use raisins,
and it turns into kind of a vinegar,
and then I add that to soda water,
so it kind of tastes like a,
kinda like pickle juice soda.
- He takes it.
Wow.
Why don't you just use pickle juice?
- It is better than pickle juice.
That's a weird way to describe it.
- Oh.
Oh, my.
Oh my. He downs it.
He starts wobbling a little bit.
- Oh.
- Uh-oh.
That's not supposed to happen.
It's really low alcohol.
Like, barely traceable, 0.01.
- Wait there's alcohol in it?
- No, no. Barely, like 0.01.
- I'm a bug.
- Oh no. Wait.
But I've seen bugs drink, on the Simpsons.
- I'm real, Megan!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Shapes and colors! Oh!
- I'm gonna get help. I'm gonna get help.
I stamp out my cigarette
and I run to find a nurse?
I don't know.
Can I do like a medicine check?
- You know what? We're
going to come back to that.
Let's go see Seven at the dining hall.
The dining hall is massive and beautiful.
Its oranges and yellows do well
to capture the feeling of fall.
The cafeteria line has
cheeseburgers and fries,
right next to a bucket of eyes.
You've eaten here many times
and it just feels a bit like home.
- Yes, can I get, is there a neck
or leg?
Can I please?
She's talking to the cafeteria person.
- Yeah. What do you want?
- Yeah, I'll take one neck, one leg.
- And you see what looks to
be a large, demonic figure
that almost looks like a butcher.
- Yeah, and then can
I have some platelets,
on the side, please?
- Yeah, yeah. What do
you want it made from?
- Oh, um.
Human if possible, but-
- [Gabe] Sure.
- Oh, okay, great.
- But it's like, Impossible human.
- Oh,
you don't have any real human?
- No, no.
They asked us to stop doing that.
- Okay, but like, I got,
and I slip them a 20.
You know, can I get a little, you know?
- [Gabe] This is a lot of money.
- $20 for human remains.
- That's, uh, you know.
[Dani clicks tongue]
- Make a social check.
- Okay.
- What is your social value?
- [Dani] Four.
- Yup. So, then you're rolling four die.
- We're both so popular.
- [Gabe] Yeah, I know.
I love it and hate it.
- [Dani] Oh, I got an eight.
- You got two tens. You
got an eight and two tens.
- Oh, yeah, sorry. Oops.
- [Ally] Whoa.
- I'm so happy and so mad about this.
- You know, the, in the back.
- I mean like.
- You know the one.
- I guess it is ethically sourced, so.
- [Dani] I mean.
- It was people
who donated bodies to science, and they-
- They had passed.
- [Gabe] They were like,
"If it's a hot monster,
then I guess it's-"
- If you have anything fresh, though.
Like, from this morning?
- I don't think, nobody died this morning.
- I mean, was anyone m*rder*d?
- What do you think I do?
- No, I mean, like, you know.
We all, you know, ethically, but.
- Why did you air quotes that?
- You know, like we're monsters.
We got to look out for each other.
Like, they're very anti-monster, right?
- [Gabe] Who's "they?"
- [Dani] You know, the humans.
- [Gabe] What? No, Ted's great.
And there's a person to the left of them.
Hi!
- Hey Ted! Love it.
- [Gabe] Hi!
- Senior year.
- Senior year!
- Yeah, so excited.
- Don't eat me.
- Yeah.
- [Gabe] What?
- You better watch out.
- Walks into the back room.
- Come on, monster to monster? Seriously.
Give me a little,
I've just been itching, being here.
Haven't had any in a while.
- I guess I'll go look.
See if I can-
- Okay. Thank you.
Now here's a little
extra for your trouble.
I give $5.
- I could get gas.
- Don't spend it all in one place.
- Could you just bite
Todd and he stays alive?
Is that-
- You know,
I don't know if I have that
under control currently,
because I haven't had it in a while,
so I feel that might not be safe.
I don't want to get kicked out.
You know, although my dad is a big donor.
- Rad.
- Yeah.
- Okay, hold on. Hold on.
You hear him go into the back.
$20 is $20.
I mean, I'm not sure.
She's a little intimidating.
And walks out.
Like, "So, I heard
you're going to bite me."
- Oh! You know, we should go.
Can we go in the back real quick?
- [Gabe] Yeah.
- Okay, great.
- Wait, this isn't flirting, right?
- This is, you know,
we're friends! Of course.
And I'm like, "Oh my
gosh, is this the door?"
And then I just like,
[Dani imitates teeth chewing]
- Oh my god.
- You know what?
You're trying to keep
this under control, right?
[Dani imitates teeth chewing]
Make a mental check for me, please.
To see if you can keep
yourself in control.
- Oh no.
- Oh no.
- [Gabe] So, what did you roll?
- Five, two, and a one.
- That is a critical fail. Great.
So, you're [Gabe imitates slurping blood].
And Todd's like, "Oh. Diddly-dee."
- Oh no!
Oh no!
- And then you find yourself satiated
- Oh my god.
- and Todd slumps
to the ground, goes completely pale.
- Wow. That was very sweet until.
How was it for you?
[spooky music]
[Gabe gasps]
- And Todd shifts up.
Oh, wowzers.
- This isn't a thing,
though. I'm not into you.
- No, that's fine. You're my queen.
- Oh, um, yes.
But you're free to do what you want.
- Oh, good.
- Oh my god! What are you doing?
[group exclaiming]
- Todd runs out.
- You're free to do whatever you want!
- I though he was gonna-
- You just freed Todd!
- I thought he was trying to serve me.
You're not my servant.
- He's gone now.
- You hear a [Gabe screams]
in the distance.
- Oh my gosh.
- Uh, Todd, Todd, Todd!
- Oh my god. Walking away, walking away.
- And Megan, as you're running up,
you see a pale man in just boxer shorts,
sprinting across campus.
- I go, "I don't understand
straight people."
I'm still looking for
a medic or something.
For sure. Um, okay.
Hey, I'm looking for a medic!
I just keep running around the campus.
- And you know what? Let's
go to Tuti in the quad.
Tuti, as you're standing in the quad,
you actually are standing
with the minotaur, Asterith,
who is a big, bulky, powerful figure.
And she's wearing a shapely
crop-top, gym shorts,
and it's very a comfortable fit, though.
And as you two are just walking,
getting ready to say hi,
a gray man in boxers runs
between the two of you
and you hear, "k*ll, k*ll. m*rder."
- My god.
Okay That's the kind of type
I'm trying to avoid this year.
That's the old me.
- [Gabe] Yeah, no,
don't make that mistake.
- Oh. He looked familiar.
- Yeah.
- Is that Todd?
- Was Todd gray before?
- No, but sometimes the
cafeteria food's not good.
- [Gabe] That's true.
- Humans be getting sick.
- I don't think he's okay.
- Okay. No.
Can't concern myself with that.
How was your summer?
- It was okay. I'm trying
to better myself, you know?
Like, I feel like I live in a maze
and I'm just trying to get out.
- That's how I feel, but
it's my parents' trapping.
- Like the parent trap.
- No, I,
it's just, my parents have
been really controlling
my whole life and I kind of
listened to them, you know, for
centuries.
And things are turning around.
Have you been working out?
- I have.
And there's like a little flex
and it's kind of intimidating,
because you can hear the
muscles flex when she does it.
- Am I supposed to hear that?
- That's when you know it's power.
- Whoa.
- [Gabe] Yeah.
- Can I touch?
- Yeah, sure.
And it feels like touching iron.
Yeah.
- Ow! It's kind of hot!
Oh, ah!
Whoa.
Okay.
- An iron?
- Yeah. Yeah.
No, no, no. I just meant like,
- Ah!
- when something's so hard
it's hot.
- Tuti, well, what kind of
mummy do you want to be?
- Guys want me and girls want to be me.
Guys want me and girls want to be me.
- Yeah, but who is Tuti?
- I just, you know,
I think I do have a lot
more to say in my art.
Maybe this year, you know,
I'm a photography major.
- Tuti, your photos are
beautiful. You know that.
- Thank you. But I keep it very clean.
It's very family-friendly-
- Are you still doing
nude photography at all?
- photography.
- No nude photography?
- You think I could do nude photography?
- [Gabe] Yeah!
- Could I photograph you?
- Sure.
- Just no checks? Just, wow!
- I'm very comfortable in myself.
- Okay, absolutely.
We'll set up a time in
my studio. Okay, text me.
- Yeah, I'm beautiful and I know it.
- Okay, text me maybe some
inspo that you kind of,
the kinds of shots you want.
Are we talking, you know,
Playboy, Playgirl, Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?
Are we talking about the GQ?
I list 10 very pornographic magazines.
I'm like, "Which one of those?"
- Some of those sounded weird.
- What? No.
- What is Pound Town?
- It's for horny dogs who want to pound?
- Like, werewolves?
- Yeah. Oo!
Okay. Wow, okay.
I feel dizzy. Okay.
This is too much excitement for one day.
I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta go to class or
I gotta go lie down.
- And then we're going to
bring it over to Terry,
who is in one of the labs.
We pan over to a building, where
on a far wall sits graffiti
that says "Rad scientist."
Inside, you're sitting
kind of at a window.
So, you look out a window
and you see a gray figure
- Whoops.
- running
past the science lab
and then they just stop.
And they stop in front of
what looks to be Frankenstein,
but a smaller version
and a little bit shorter.
And you hear "Hungry."
[Gabe groaning]
Oh.
Yes.
And they take their head off
and there's no blood spread or
anything. It's not arterial.
You see the head still moving.
[Gabe groaning]
You belong to me now.
He's now wearing a shirt
and it looks like it
is way too big for him.
And they put the head inside
of their shirt and runs off.
And you see the Frankenstein
figure walking around
with no head, kind of wandering.
- Oh, someone took
Frank's head again. Oh no.
- And you have someone
that you know very well sit
next to you.
And it is another werewolf.
It is a werewolf named Fen.
They're wearing shorts and a nice jacket.
They look pretty muscular,
but also it's a slim build.
They look like they're actually
relatively the same size
as our friend Terry here,
but their fur is smooth brown going
into a reddish kind of auburn color.
- [Lily] Beautiful, you just want
to touch it.
- And it just kind of
fades down a long tail
and their nails are long, but manicured.
How you doing?
- Pretty good. You know, I'm getting,
getting ready to do this big play.
It's called "As I Like It."
And it's a remix of "As You Like It,"
from the perspective of
if Duke Senior never got exiled.
And so, you know,
I want it to be way more musical.
And so I'm thinking of, you know,
having some power wolf in it,
like some real hard,
heavy metal power wolf.
You know, Night of the
Werewolves and just really,
just put a piece of Terry.
Just have there be a piece of Terry.
- You really do love theater, Terry.
- Oh yeah.
I just imagine myself one day
being the first werewolf on Broadway.
- You smell nice.
- Yeah, it's Lavender essential oil.
You know, trying to get,
trying to get these ladies, you know.
Trying to get them, trying to get them.
- Is it working?
- No, not yet.
Well, I'm kind of,
haven't really been out there yet.
You know, I've been focusing on this play,
but you know.
- Yeah. I don't know.
I'm not smart. Plays
don't make sense to me.
- That's because you
haven't seen the right play.
Who knows, you know,
maybe there's some buzz,
people talk about it online.
- Do you have a Twitter?
- Yeah. But I'm waiting
until like, I'm ready.
Because I feel like, you know,
might say something dumb
and then next thing you know,
Lin-Manuel Miranda is, you know,
seeing you on Twitter
and he's unfollowing you,
because you said something
weird about gnomes.
- But he follows you in the first place.
- Wait, so, did he follow you?
- No, no, no.
But I'm just thinking of the future, here.
As a thespian.
- What weird thing do you
have to say about gnomes?
- I don't. That was just hypothetical.
- [Gabe] Not gonna mess
with Kevin, are you?
- No, no, no.
Kevin's cool. Kevin's cool.
- I had a fresh eggplant
from him the other day.
- [Ify] Oh.
- Delicious.
- Did you hear he was on DontDateHim.com?
- [Gabe] Really?
- [Ify] Yeah.
- Why? Who did that to Kevin?
- I don't know. I have no clue.
I just heard it. You
know, rumors going around.
But it may not be true,
like that rumor about me not having hair.
- Make a social check real quick.
- Make a-
- Make a social check. See
if you can get away with it.
See if Fen believes you.
- Uh, one ten.
- Oh, Okay. Okay.
f*ck Kevin.
- Hey, f*ck Kevin.
- That's what I'm saying.
- Wait, wait.
Eggplants is, is this a euphemism?
- Yeah, for dicks. For the red rocket.
- Oh!
He's got the tiny little cone on his head.
- [Ify] That's what I'm saying.
- He doesn't need another rocket.
- It's f*cked up. You know,
save it for Pound Town.
Not for Instagram.
- Have you been to Pound Town recently?
- I'm waiting on the next issue.
- I'm in the next issue.
[Lily gasps]
- [Ify] You in the next issue?
- Yeah.
- Look, this is, this might
be weird, this might be weird.
But I do know that, you know,
Tubi be taking photos.
- Tubi?
- Yeah. So maybe, you know,
you could let her do your next
expose, I guess.
- Expose.
- Tuti?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. The
one who's hot this year.
- She's hot this year?
- Smoking hot.
- You going for it?
- No, no. You know, we
have a lot of history
as friends.
- Oh, okay.
The way you paused there, I wasn't sure.
You said "We have a lot of history,"
and then there was like a two seconds
that I was like, "What does that mean?"
- As friends.
[Gabe and Ify howling]
- Oh my god.
- And I think that wraps up the morning.
So, we're going to move to the afternoon.
Everyone is going to club recruitment.
Club recruitment is going to be happening
in the parking lot.
Now, there's there's a little
bit of concern happening
at club recruitment right now,
because there seems to be a streaker
who is attacking students.
The lunch person is okay.
It's okay.
They're just missing a
hole in their stomach.
Frank has lost their head.
- Oh my god.
- There was a centaur on campus
and nobody knows where they are anymore.
But other than that, club recruitment!
Hey, there's so many things to join.
Like I said, there is Curse Club.
There are all sorts of types of magic
that you can involve yourself
in if you're curious.
There is an Arts and Craft Club.
There is a club about music,
singing, song-writing, poetry,
anything that you can wish
for at Bram University,
because at Bram University,
we want you to be you.
- I run over to the group really quick.
Okay, so something is going on.
Somebody did something to Ted.
I don't know who it was,
but he's-
- [Ify] Oh, somebody?
- Somebody did something to Ted, okay?
- Somebody turned-
- [Dani] We need to stop him.
- Some random person turned him
to a vampire?
- Yeah, I think
we need to stop him because he's,
you know, not representative
of the vampire clan.
- Yeah, yeah. But who could
have done this, Seven?
- I don't know.
I think we need to end it, though, okay?
- And Van Helsing walks up.
What do you mean he's not a representative
of the vampire clan?
He's a human.
- Yeah. He is a human, I know.
I just think he's
attacking a lot of people.
So, I feel like he might,
Ted is just,
he might be better off Ted.
- What does this mean again?
- Oh, that was a good one.
Ted.
- Ted.
- I'm day-drunk.
Better off Ted. That's funny.
- Someone needs to stop him,
because I feel he has
traces of blood and evidence
and things of such nature,
that I feel like he should be stopped.
- Evidence is an interesting word
that we would have to be concerned about.
- Well, you know what?
I think I have an idea.
Whatever's happening, chances are,
he's probably going
through something, right?
It's fine.
- Yeah.
I think he's going through
something that we should stop,
right?
- Yeah. This has been a weird first day.
You know, you got,
you know, Ted running around.
And then did you see
Mothman? He was tripping.
- Oh, he's okay now. He's okay, yeah.
- So, all of you do see
Mothman over to the side,
and Mothman's got these
leather jeans, black boots,
the big, red, circular glasses-
- The slide changes for
Mothman's outfit only,
and then we go back.
- Yes it did. Yes it did.
And got the buckles on a
jacket, going up the arms,
and then the big wings coming out the back
and then Mothman's just kind of like.
Just over in the side of the parking lot.
And Van Helsing looks over to the side
and they look mildly concerned.
That's probably bad, right?
- I mean, not as bad as, um.
And Ted's just.
- Yeah, Ted's [Gabe murmuring]
- We see Ted just running
in circles around everyone,
covered in blood.
[footsteps pounding]
- And no one's, like
everyone's a little concerned,
but it's not really,
no one's really doing anything.
- Okay, um, so,
I'm going to try
to put Ted to sleep.
I guess that sounds like m*rder.
- Yeah, again?
- No, I mean-
- He is your minion.
You can tell him to do whatever.
- And everyone at the clubs,
like at the club booths are now stopped
and just watching Ted
run around in circles.
- I don't know who did this,
but I feel like I have
the power to stop it.
- It feels like you did it,
because you keep saying,
- No!
- "I don't know who did it."
- I truly don't.
- You don't know who did it,
but you have the power to stop it.
- Fate rarely calls upon us
at a moment of our choosing.
- Go ahead and roll that.
- [Lily] Beautiful.
- So, you're trying to use your brujeria
to stop Ted?
- What is that,
from a calendar?
- [Gabe] Go ahead and roll it.
- That's beautiful.
- All right, so I'm going to
try and put a spell on Ted
to make him regular.
- And tell me what you rolled.
- Oh, okay. Eight, seven, nine, eight.
- So that is a success.
And Ted is just running
around, running around.
- Okay.
So, I get within five feet of him
and I'm able to lock eyes with his.
His eyes are all over the place,
but he suddenly stops
and sees me, his queen.
And I say,
- [Gabe] Queen.
- "Theodore, Stop-idis."
- Stop.
- "Return to normal-tin."
And you see this aura of
purple surrounding him
and he slowly calms down
and he actually breaks out of his thing
and sees himself covered in blood.
That was,
we were concerned.
- And the color returns to his face.
Oh.
Are you all joining clubs?
- Yeah.
- Ted, I think you might've lost your job.
- Yeah, you-
- [Gabe] What do you mean?
- Yeah, you're kind of...
- Kind of naked and bloody.
- Anyway, I'm going to
go look at some clubs.
- Anyways, I'm going
to look at some clubs.
- I look at Mothman and I'm like,
"Let me know if you want any pamphlets.
I'll get any club
pamphlets that you want."
- Yeah.
- Just keep listening to that music,
- [Gabe] Ooh.
- that it seems like only you can hear.
- His wings start fluttering.
And Ted does walk off.
But in a club sense,
there's plenty of clubs.
You see Improv Club, Film
Club, Script-writing Club,
Wizards Club, Zombie-survival
Club, Lumberjack Club, even.
There's a Fashion Club.
There is an Art Club.
There's a Photography Club,
and there is the football team as well.
- I go to the football team,
but just kind of to check it out.
Not to join.
- So, when you go over
to the football team,
you actually see-
- I go with her. I go with her.
- So, you're heading over
to the football team.
What about you too?
- [Lily] You joining?
- Is there anything
that really sticks out?
- You know, just hanging out
with my fellow Drama Club members,
seeing if we can recruit people.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Was there like a Bloodletting Club?
- [Gabe] Yes, there is, actually.
- Yeah. I make my way over to that.
- Okay. We're gonna start
with the football club.
So, Megan and Tuti,
you make your way over
to the football club.
You see a couple figures.
You see the large werewolf Fen.
You also see Girish, who is a garuda.
That is a figure that has,
it's like a human with wings
and they have this bird-like
head looking at each of you,
but they are also fairly
muscular and built.
And they're wearing a jersey.
The jersey has the number 56 on it.
Then there is the third figure.
It is the Minotaur, Asterith.
And Asterith is literally
standing with the other two.
And it looks like
they're each taking turns
lifting a gigantic weight
and then tossing it between each other
to see who can do the most.
It's almost like they're
playing hot potato with a weight
that looks like it weighs about a ton.
- Oh my god.
Wow!
Are you guys going to win this year?
- Absolutely.
And that is Girish speaking.
We're going to win and do it well.
- Toss that over here.
- Sure! You ready?
- Trudy!
- No, I have ancient powers. I'm strong.
- They toss it to you. Make
a physical check for me.
- Okay.
Five,
one,
one,
nine.
- Okay. So, thankfully, with the nine,
you do succeed.
You grab ahold of it and you
hold it for a little bit.
This thing is incredibly heavy.
- Okay.
- You should probably let it go,
but are you just going to try to hold on?
Are you going to try to do a...
- Yeah, yeah, I try to.
I've been alive a long time
and I got some, you know,
ancient powers.
[Lily groans]
- Make one more check for me.
- Oh, god, no.
Ten, three, nine, five.
[Ally exclaiming]
- Okay. So, Tuti, actually, you're like,
"I do. I have lived for
over a thousand years.
And I'm hot as hell.
I can do this."
- All right. I do it.
Once I get a good one
in, I go, "All right."
And I throw it.
- And Girish is genuinely impressed.
I, Tuti, that was amazing.
- Yeah, that was incredible.
- [Lily] Thank you.
- I came over here to protect you.
And now that's kind of funny to me.
- I'm actually not trying
to join the team, though.
I just wanted to kind of
ask about-
- You should!
You absolutely should.
- Wow, you actually should.
- Asterith is like, "We'd
love to have you, Tuti."
- But then would we be
like bros? Like, pals?
Like, friends?
- I mean, if you want to be.
Sure.
- No, I kind of just
wanted to show you guys
that I'm strong also.
Thank you so much for
trying to recruit me.
You know, if you ever need a backup.
if you ever need
game-time photography,
on the field.
- That's an amazing idea.
- In the rooms, with
everyone's permission.
Behind-the-scenes interviews.
- Yeah, Tuti,
someone just told me that you're going
to be taking like nude photographs
at your studio.
- Asterith.
Asterith.
- Wow.
Oh, someone else told me that, actually.
It sounds like you've been
spreading the word.
- I have said it's something
that I'm getting to.
Are you interested?
- I mean, that sounds
cool, but I just, yeah.
It just seemed new for you.
- Be comfortable.
You should be comfortable, yeah.
People are beautiful.
- I would agree.
I definitely agree with
that on face value.
I don't know if I'm quite ready to take...
- Okay. Send me a GCal invite,
if you're interested.
- I will, I mean, I love
sending GCal invites.
- I know, I know. I figured.
- Writing that down on my to-do list.
I can't wait to cross that off!
- Um, yeah, absolutely.
If you guys are interested, I can do,
you know, one-on-one sessions,
group sessions.
- Okay, this sounds new for you.
What's going on?
You're bench pressing with the team.
- I just found maybe a really
great outlet for my art
that kind of aligns with
maybe my interests this year.
- [Ally] Very cool.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What did you want to say to the team?
Megan?
- [Gabe] Did you have
anything, Megan? Yeah.
- Yeah, definitely.
I came over here to say that Trudy is-
- Trudy?
- f*ck.
Sorry! Tuti!
Tuti's great!
- I kind of deflate.
Every confidence I have is like,
"I'm Trudy."
- [Ally] No, listen!
- I'm not Tuti, I'm Trudy
- No, you're Tuti.
Sorry, I just got put on the spot.
You know what?
I just came over here to say,
to be with my really good friend,
- Congratulations?
- Tuti.
And yeah, totally.
Congratulations on
a season-
- No, no,
I meant to Tuti on being-
- Excuse me?
- Well, you said Tuti is-
- This has been a
nightmare, top to bottom.
So, I am going to go
look around at the clubs
that I want to join, because
Tuti,
you're one of my oldest
friends and, let's be honest,
I was in love with you
when we first met.
- What? No, okay.
- [Ally] But now-
- We don't have
to talk about that.
- Now, here we are.
- We don't have to talk-
- And we're good friends,
and I believe in you and I'm happy
for your big, sexy year.
- Thank you.
Thank you, so much.
Could be one for you, too.
- I leave in a dead sprint.
And I am looking for,
like, the Fermentation Club
or the Organization,
like Everything You Can Buy At MUJI Club.
- Seven, you are looking
for a Bloodletting Club
and you do find the table.
And there are two figures at this table.
You see the vampire that
you know as Drusille,
and you also see Drusille's close partner,
the Yuki-onna Yui.
And Drusille is standing there,
sleek, beautiful, in a long, black,
with a purple tint to it in the pants,
heels that have a little bit of a red tip.
And there is a, like,
a sleek, beautiful, well-fitting
vest, no jacket, just vest,
and it's got a bit of a rose print going
from top to bottom.
And Yui, standing next to them,
has a nice, long, sleek, white coat.
Completely decked out in white,
and beautiful white hair, soft eyes.
And Yui is a Yuki-onna,
a Japanese snow woman.
The two of them seem
like they're laughing,
joking about something,
and you only hear the word "arterial."
- As I'm like rushing to
the Bloodletting Club,
but then I see that it's her,
and so I try to leave
without her noticing.
- Oh, Seven!
Hi!
- Drusille!
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
So, so great to see you.
- You as well. How are you doing?
- Oh, I love the purple. I
wonder where you got that idea.
- My imagination.
- Right. Right.
- I love
this.
- [Dani] Thank you.
- What is this?
- This is me. This is me now.
- It's a hand-me-down brand.
- You know, it's not.
Actually, it's handmade, so.
- Oh, you made this?
- No, I did not make it.
- [Gabe] I'm sorry.
- One of my dad's many people made it.
One of his employees.
- Excuse me, one, two,
maybe three of them, right?
- Yeah. I know that
always bothered you, and
anyways, he sends his best.
My parents still love you for some reason.
- Can you blame them?
- I can blame them, and I do often.
- Why?
- I'm sorry, I don't want to do this
with your partner here, but [Dani sighs]
- And Yui's just [Gabe laughs]
- Look, you were the one
that lied to me, okay?
I was nothing but honest
during our relationship,
so I just, I feel like,
also I was the one that told
you to get into bloodletting.
- Yes?
- So, I, you just, like,
you take all my essence
and then you just, like,
be with someone else.
- Look, you don't have to be upset.
- I am upset. I'm a vampire.
We're upset often.
- Especially as vampires!
We, you and I, know what it is
to feel so much for so many-
- Yeah, you definitely
felt a lot of things
for a lot of people
while we were together.
I was not aware that you
were feeling so many people
at the time.
- Over this past year, I
learned a bit about myself.
- Well, I'm glad.
- It does not mean there's not
space for you, still, Seven.
- No, see, that's not what I wanted.
- I am sorry.
- Yeah.
- And there is a bit of a pause,
but there is a little
bit of genuine remorse.
- No, Nosferatu told me about it
and it's fine.
I know that you
have been in therapy and talking about it
and I appreciate you for apologizing.
- It does look good.
- Thank you.
But you know,
I don't know if bloodletting
is really for me anymore.
I feel like I'm kind of a veteran at it.
So, I might try something new this year.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm sure you're so good at it, right?
- Yeah. There's been no mistakes at all.
I've been pretty much perfect, so.
But you all enjoy yourselves, for real.
And it was good seeing you. Kind of.
And you know, oh my gosh,
I want to look at the culinary over here.
I've got to step away and vanish.
- So you start heading
towards the culinary
and you walk past Terry who was
at the Theater Club's booth.
- Hey, where are you coming from?
- Oh. Just ran into an ex of mine.
So, that's great.
And her new partner,
so that's awesome, too.
- Oh, that's, you know,
that's growth, you know.
Sometimes you see someone
who didn't quite, you know,
work for you, work for someone else.
It's always good to know
that at least there's someone
out there for someone else.
- Two of your Theater Club
members actually return.
And one of them is Rahfee,
who is a chupacabra.
Rahfee looks like a skater-boy,
has the slicked-back hair, sharp eyes,
snarling teeth a little bit,
but it's in like a grin.
Think almost, like, akin to a happy hyena.
Loose clothes, baggy shirt, sneakers.
Definitely off-brand Air Jordans,
because he didn't really
want the on-brand,
because he's like, "These
are going to get ruined,
so I'm not going to do that to myself
or the people who are
going to have to see it."
And there is a skateboard in his hand.
And Jadwiga, who we also
know as a Baba Yaga,
a supernatural being from Slavic folklore.
Jadwiga walks up and is wearing
a very '80s punk outfit.
There is the bracers on
the arms, spikey shirt,
and there is a mullet going down the back
of, like, blue and purple
with just the slickest grin on her face.
- Hey, Jadwiga.
- Why are you doing that? What is,
Hi Seven!
- [Dani] Hi.
- It's good to see you.
- Great as always to see you.
- How's your magic?
- It's been on point.
- [Gabe] Fantastic.
- I've just been leveling up.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, what about you?
- I'm delightful.
- [Dani] Yeah.
Of course you are.
- Time is eternal and so am I.
- [Dani] Mm.
- Huh.
Yeah.
- [Dani] Yeah.
- And Rahfee is standing next to her.
Hey.
- Hey.
- Drama, right?
- Ah, yeah, well.
I got some thespian business to get to.
Is there, you know,
is there a reason y'all are standing here?
- Did you hear that, like,
someone gave Mothman,
like, the dopest stuff?
- [Dani] Yeah.
- Yeah, he's been tripping. He's been...
- He's been making some
interesting choices.
- I asked him about it, right?
- Can I walk up and join this?
- [Gabe] Yeah, absolutely.
- Okay, cool.
- And Tuti, you actually
make your way over.
- We're talking about how
somebody gave Mothman some stuff.
- Yeah.
- Some stuff!
- Okay, yeah, I gave,
I did, I did, um.
That was me.
I brewed some,
I brew something sometimes.
I'm really into fermentation right now.
I think I've told both of you that.
- Well, let me try some of that-
- Yeah! Yeah, definitely.
- I'll try some.
- I pull out some blueberry
vinegar, essentially,
with some seltzer.
Here, everybody. Yeah.
- I don't drink normal liquids.
- Okay.
What liquids do you drink?
- Blood.
- Whose?
- Anyone's.
- Cool. So, you-
- I'ma head out.
Rahfee leaves.
- Hey, wasn't that
your guys' ex?
- You know. Um, actually, never-
- We never actually-
- The chupacabra, right?
You were kind of in a love
triangle for a second,
I just remembered that.
- Was it a good time?
- It was not.
- Not.
It never happened.
So, no time to report.
- Never.
- That's a bummer, because right now
I am reading this polyamory
book and it's really good.
It's not for everyone,
so I can understand that.
But I do like order.
And then if there's a bunch of people
all following an order.
- So, I'm not feeling
what Mothman was feeling.
- I'm not feeling really anything, but I,
I've been fermented.
- [Ify] You gave him some
stuff that you didn't give us.
- Myself have been fermented.
- No, at the end of the day,
I did just give a bug a bunch of sugar.
So, it didn't, I, you know.
- Do you have any stronger stuff?
I myself am fermented.
- I do one martini
at the end of the day, every single day.
- You all hear the sound of
[snakes rattling]
rattling snakes a little bit.
And over your shoulder, Terry,
you see another familiar
face, Meyalth, the gorgon.
And they're standing there,
their hair is half snakes, half dreads.
They're wearing a sleek dress
and sharp red lipstick on their lips.
And it's a very beautiful,
dark green dress.
It's very subtle and calm,
but it looks like they're
trying to make a little bit
of a statement, a soft
statement, so to speak.
What exactly? Bugs, you said?
- Yeah. Mothman is a moth.
- We're talking about
the whole Mothman thing.
- And I tried to give him
kind of like a home
brew, delicious tincture.
- Why are you looking down? Are you okay?
- I just don't want to
look Meyalth in the eyes.
- Why?
- You know, I've heard of the, you know.
- I'm not going to give you a b*ner.
- No, I mean, like-
- Oh my god.
- Turning people into-
- Wait, what?
- Well, there was this whole rumor
that turning to stone was a metaphor.
But it's not. It's like,
it's a literal thing.
- Yeah, so I don't want either of that.
I don't want a b*ner and I
don't want to turn to stone.
- Okay, I feel like that's a stereotype.
- Yes, I agree. Thank you!
- Do you turn people to
stone if they look at you?
- No!
- Okay.
- [Ally] Huh.
- Why are you-
- I keep staring.
I keep staring at Meyalth, I'm like,
"I'm technically kinda
dead, undead already, so.
I don't think-"
- Make a social check for me.
Because you, you said something.
- I got a five, five, a four and a ten.
- Five, okay.
Ooh. So, you still did get
a critical with the 10.
They were definitely lying.
They definitely have
turned people to stone.
- Okay.
- And just didn't want
to admit it out loud.
- Okay.
I feel like you're definitely lying
and you've definitely
turned people to stone.
- Oh!
- Seven!
No, I like that. I like that.
I like a direct-
- I'm sorry,
I'm a very straightforward-
- Seven's a messy b*tch who loves drama.
- Vampires are very straightforward.
[Gabe imitates phone ringing]
- Oh, yes. I'll go.
- That phone did not-
- I feel like they-
- That was definitely with their mouth.
- Shut up! I'm still here!
- [Lily] I think they
made that phone call up.
[Ify yells]
- Yeah. Scrublord.
[Lily gasps]
She just kind of trots off.
And in this moment,
there is another figure
that actually walks up.
And it is a tall, towering
figure about six nine.
But they look relatively humanoid.
Tall, brown skin wearing red
flannel and just blue jeans.
And you know this as Cleets.
And Cleets is Van Helsing's cousin.
- Okay, Cleets, how are you?
- Cleets, hi.
- That was weird.
- [Ally] Yeah.
- [Lily] Wait! Um-
- Is she gone?
- [Lily] Yes.
- Yeah.
- Cleets, how was your summer?
- Oh, it was good.
I spent a lot of it in the woods.
Yeah, it was beautiful.
Redwood forest, chopping down trees.
And then I actually spent
most of my time traveling.
I genuinely love trains.
Like, the way they work, the
way train tracks come together.
It's amazing.
It is, it is a,
it's a structural, astonishing thing.
- Cleets, are you single?
- [Gabe] Yeah.
- Oh!
I feel like I, you know,
friends of mine are single.
So, I just, are you like-
- Yeah! Definitely!
- Open to dating?
I feel like,
what's your type?
- Strong.
- Mentally or physically?
- A little bit of both, actually.
You know what? Either, or.
Because strength is kind of relative.
It takes a strong will to
do all kinds of things.
- [Ally] Definitely.
- I love a strong will.
- People just get stronger over time.
- Do you like older women,
maybe?
- [Gabe] I do.
- Oh, okay. Yeah.
Love that for you.
- That's so cool, yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I'm so sorry.
I completely blanked,
but I need the two of you
to go with me,
to get-
- Yeah, that's right!
The thing!
- My straw.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
You know, the reusable
straw, you gotta make sure-
- Yeah, exactly. My reusable straw.
Thank you, bye. Let's go!
- And as you all kind of just head off-
- Wait, before I leave
I go like this to Cleets.
[Dani stammering]
- No, we're not asking
you to come with us.
- Yeah, we're specifically
leaving you here.
- [Ally] Tuti! Tuti!
- I go "Call me," and I go.
- Tuti's following us
and we're shoving her back.
I shove her back so hard.
- And I go, "Your straw!
You need to look
for your straw!"
- You know what?
Let's make this interesting.
Both of you make a physical check for me.
- Oh, great!
My physical is three.
- [Lily] Me too?
- [Gabe] Yeah, you too.
- What is yours?
- Mine is four.
- [Gabe] Ally and Lily,
make a physical check.
- [Ally] Oh boy, all right.
All right.
- Nine, one, five, three.
- Two sixes and a seven.
- You both only had one success.
You both kind of just end up
pushing against each other
and not moving.
- Stop! What're you doing?
- We're so close, I'm like,
[Ally stammering]
"I want to leave you
with the cute person."
- And Cleets walks up to you two.
Should we do something about this?
So, I'm going to do my
brujeria to get her to stay.
- You know what? Make a brujeria check.
[Dani stammering]
- What?
- You f*cking idiot! Stay!
- All right, so, I have
eight, eight, six, and five.
- So, you feel your body kind
of like stiffen a little bit.
- Oh, I've been through this before.
- Wait, when?
- In a coffin.
- Yeah, let's go get my
straw, everyone but Tuti.
- Yeah, gotta go.
Just stay here. Talk to him.
- Okay! Oh.
- And then we walk off. We run off.
- So, the structural
engineering of trains, huh?
You like locomotion?
- I do.
Locomotion is amazing.
Like, the way inertia, kinetic energy,
and force come together.
It goes back and forth and
then it rocks something
into the exact destination
where it needs to be.
It's an astonishing thing to see.
- And I, too, actually know a lot
about structural engineering
because it's my minor.
- Do you want to try to impress them
with your structural engineering mind?
- [Lily] Yeah.
- Make a check for me.
- Matchmakers. Wow.
- [Ally] Wow. Yes.
- Seven, four, two.
- So, you start talking
about structural engineering to Cleets,
and there's a sincere smile and interest
that starts coming on their face
and they're like, "Tuti,
you're kind of hot this year."
- Thank you. I go by New Tuti this year.
- New Tuti, okay. You're a cutie pa-Tuti.
- Oh my god. Thank you.
So, what are you doing later this week?
I'm taking nude photos now.
- Oh.
Okay, why?
- I am really interested in photography
and the human form and I've just found it.
It would be a good outlet for me, I think.
- I'm not going to say
yes right away, but, um,
we can talk more about that.
- Okay.
Cleets, are you fully human?
How come you're at this school?
Anyways, I will be in my studio tonight,
but also in the dining hall later today,
if you want to talk more
about trains and not,
I, yeah.
I shouldn't have asked you about that.
If you want to talk more about trains,
which we love, trains,
hit me up.
- Deal.
- I back away.
- I'm going to say
all of you congregate in the dining hall
to basically end this evening together,
sitting at a booth together.
You've got plenty of space.
You see all of the other
figures that you've met today
in different booths, laughing, talking.
Drusille and Yui are sitting
in a booth, obviously together.
And you see Drusille doing a little bit
of fancy blood magic, making
something swirl around.
It's like a red sphere
and then [Gabe pops lips]
like a bubble.
And then Yui freezes it
until little red snow falls
on the table.
The table is yours.
- Baby!
We were watching from far away.
We couldn't hear a thing,
but it looked like the most awkward thing
I've ever seen in my life.
- No, we were having
a great time.
But then I did want to know what the deal,
have you guys talked to Cleets that much?
- [Ify] No.
- No.
- I just, have you ever wondered
why he's at the school, right?
He seems like just a tall boy.
- If we're talking about
questions we simply shouldn't ask,
I have had a burning one for a while.
Is it okay if I ask?
- [Lily] This is a safe space.
- Seven?
- What?
- Who's your dad?
- [Dani] Well.
- You seem so rich.
- Yeah. He's a count.
- Yeah! Which count?
The Count of Monte Cristo?
- Like, the?
No-
- You don't believe in God,
but God believes in you.
- No, like the.
- The Count.
- The Count?
- [Ally] The Count?
- Yeah, like one, two, three, four, five.
- But you don't look anything like...
- I'm sorry, the puppet?
- I mean, he doesn't prefer that term.
- Wait! No, but really.
Like the Count?
- He's a vampire.
- Why are you,
that's my dad!
- That's rude.
- I'm so sorry. I'm not-
- [Dani] Wow.
- I'm only laughing
- Wow. Wow.
because I have met your
mom, and she's gorgeous.
And she's with a small, very sweet puppet.
I just actually-
- I mean, yeah.
I mean-
- I'm laughing
because I'm jealous, honestly.
- [Dani] Well, think about-
- Good cover.
- Is he a blood-sucking vampire?
- Yeah, all vampires are.
- But it's made out of felt? His teeth?
Would they still work? I'm sorry.
- Good dry cleaning.
- Wow, this is a lot
about my family
- I'm so sorry.
Yeah. The spirit moved me and now I know.
And that's actually really cool.
Your gorgeous mom,
your tiny dad.
- My family's always
going on trips with Jessica
Rabbit and Roger, so-
- Wait!
- I feel like, they're actually very-
- It's very much that situation.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Wow, okay. Yeah.
Definitely.
That's mind-boggling.
- [Lily] No, this is good.
This is good.
- [Ally] But very cool.
- It's crazy we've been here,
you know, almost four years
and we don't know everything
about each other.
- Yeah, yeah, definitely.
- So, like, how's your sister doing?
- Oh, she's okay.
She's just still doing her
kind of like, you know,
coming out through the TV backwards.
- People love that.
- People love it. People love it.
- I feel it's very invasive.
- It's super invasive. Yeah.
- I mean, just being a ghost
is invasive, period. Right?
- I mean, yeah, sure.
Like, sometimes I just kind
of like don't even knock.
- [Ify] Popping through walls.
- I mean, do y'all like, watch people?
- I mean, I wouldn't put it past her.
All I know is
it's like the only thing
our family can focus on is,
like, her craziness, you know?
[Lily imitates slurping soup]
- I take a loud sip of soup.
- Wait, why?
- You didn't have to say it, we heard it.
- Wait, why?
- Because we're at the dining hall!
I'm hungry!
- Van Helsing just kind of
slides in next to everyone.
So, how was your first day?
- It was, it was, it was,
it was great.
It was great.
- How's your soup?
- It just looked like,
it looked like you were
trying to tell me something
with the sip, but you
really were just saying,
"I'm eating soup?
Let the record show, I am eating soup."
- I just noticed
no one else was eating.
- I'm getting into my family
dynamics of how I'm ignored by my parents
because my sister has such high needs,
and you took a loud sip.
- I just noticed, you know,
despite the important moment,
a girl's got to eat.
- You're right.
No, you're right.
- Girl's gotta eat.
- Girl's gotta eat. Anyway.
- Anyway.
So, about your family-
- No! No, no.
It's okay because I just realized
I have soup, too.
- Oh, I think,
your bandage,
I hand her a napkin.
- Oh no. So embarrassing.
Van Helsing, what's up?
- Yeah, so sorry. Anyway.
- I was just curious to see
if any of you have like,
I don't know, made any,
like, good connections
on the first day?
- I mean, we're having fun
over here!
- Have you gotten to know anybody?
Have you had any luck?
- I talked to a lot of
boys and girls and monsters today,
and you know, I showed off I was strong.
I feel like I've put out a lot of feelers.
No bites.
No bites, a lot of feelers.
- I would say it looked
like you had a couple bites.
- I can introduce you to some people
that will bite you.
- Okay.
And I'm starting to open my studio again.
And I'm gonna, you know,
kind of do some more
eye-opening art this year, so.
- Taking nude pictures.
Taking nude pictures.
- Yeah, yeah.
Do you want to get photographed?
- Not really.
- Oh.
- Okay. Okay.
- How about you, Terry?
What'd you do today?
- Ah, you know, you know,
I got that whole play
that I've been working on.
Been putting a lot
of work into that.
- I'm really excited for that.
- Yeah, so.
- I heard Lin-Manuel
Miranda is gonna come.
[Ify stammering]
- Yeah, I heard that too.
I heard he follows you online?
- He doesn't, no. That's
a rumor going around.
He doesn't follow me
online, but soon he will.
- Because he follows a lot of people.
He follows me online.
- Yeah, he follows me, too.
- He follows me, too.
- I mean, I'm not that active on Twitter.
- Did you talk to anybody today?
- Uh,
no.
Because this play is very important.
- Wow.
Cool.
- I actually had a question, Terry.
- [Gabe] Yeah, go ahead, Seven.
So, like, I know you're
in with the werewolves,
and I was wondering if there's
any she-wolves or something.
- You could check the closet.
Someone needs to let her out
so that she can breathe. Awo.
- Oh no.
- I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
- Copyright strike that.
- I'm so sorry.
- I wasn't sure, you know.
We've known each other for a while,
so I feel like you know my type
and you haven't really
introduced me to any
she-wolves.
- Yeah, just because,
you know, I don't really hang too deep
with the wolves too much.
I mean, there's some.
Yeah, yeah. You know, I just.
Because my head's so deep
in the whole drama thing.
But, yeah, no, no.
Tomorrow I can, you know,
take you around the wolves and show,
you know, let you meet some of my friends.
- Terry, I feel the same way.
Sometimes I get really wrapped up in work.
And so it's hard for
me to, like, you know,
let loose and socialize.
I mean, I hang out with you guys, but
I do want to go to a party
or something like that.
- Well, we got the party
at the end of the week.
- Yeah, that's what Saturday is.
- [Ally] Yeah! Right.
- Your party!
I'm really looking forward to it.
- I was wondering if you
actually met anybody?
- I was going to ask you,
do you want me to make a
bunch of raisin vinegar?
I know it sounds like kind of crazy,
but you mix it with soda
water and a pinch of salt
and it's like really probiotic.
Great for digestion.
- Wow.
- And just really,
it tastes kind of like wet raisin.
- Wow.
- Wet raisin. Kind of
like a bigger, wet raisin.
Like a juicy...
- I take another sip of soup.
[Lily imitates sipping soup]
- Is that a yes?
- Sure.
- Okay. I'm adding it
to my to-do list.
- I don't cook a ton,
but my Uncle Oscar taught me
how to make this really
great Trashcan Punch
and so I could bring that.
- You make it in a trashcan?
- Yeah. Yeah.
It's a college staple.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but usually
I don't have it made in a trashcan.
- Well that's his specialty.
- The trashcan's a metaphor
for just, like,
any can you have.
- I think it sounds crazy
and like-
- [Gabe] It's clean, right?
- Rank-ous.
- Yeah, it's just, like, you know,
it's sauteed,
- Well, okay.
- from sitting there for a while.
It, like, ferments, so.
- Oh!
- Oh my gosh.
- [Dani] I should introduce y'all.
- Wait. Great.
- Get some fermentation.
- Yeah. I have some amazing yeast packets.
- Question for you.
What's your relation to Cleets?
- Cleets, oh yeah. Cleets is my cousin.
- What's his deal?
How would you describe him? You like him?
He chill?
- He's cool.
Really likes trains.
- That's it?
- Very strong.
Pretty clever.
Very intelligent.
Stronger than me. Ooh.
- Okay.
- Cleets'll suplex you and
then you say thank you.
- What's his worst trait?
- Hmm. Too beautiful.
- Oh.
- Mm-kay.
Feels a little, like, you know,
"I love too much."
- Like a job-interview
question, yeah.
Okay.
- I mean, like,
I don't think about the
worst traits of my family.
- Yeah. No, you're not-
- You're the only one.
- You're the only one.
You're the only one.
- Would you say that
everyone here is a monster?
Because I feel like,
what if somebody infiltrated
that wasn't a monster?
- Y'all know I'm a person, right?
- You're not a monster?
- What?
- I'm a Van Helsing.
We were famous monster-hunters.
We're just people.
- And also this isn't a
university for monsters,
it's a historical
monster university.
- That's a different place.
Monster University is totally different.
- I tried to get into Monsters' University
and I was wait-listed.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. You know what?
And it's like, I do want
to end up at the Incorp.
I do want to end up at
Monsters Incorporated one day,
and I hear that that's the
only way to get a job there.
- [Gabe] Gotta keep your eye
on the prize.
- Yeah, it's that pipeline.
- Yeah, but, what?
Are you worried about finding humans,
lusting after their blood,
and turning them into
vampires or something?
Is that what's going on?
- You know, we've been
persecuted throughout time.
- Yeah, it's a problem.
- Yeah, so I just,
my family and humans don't really vibe.
- [Gabe] We can.
- But you know,
we also had inter-monster beefs, too, like
vampires would treat werewolves like sh*t.
- Yeah and werewolves
would try to stake us
with little wooden stakes
and end up k*lling half of my family.
Yeah. Well, okay.
We won't go there.
- [Ally] Wow.
- Okay. I was napping.
So, I'm not involved.
- Oh, you mean in the tomb?
- Yes.
- Wait, new Tuti is funny.
- I was just curious
if y'all made any good
relationships today.
- [Ify] No.
- Why, are you looking?
- Are you looking?
- You looking?
- We all-
- We all turn. We're all
hyper-focused on you.
- I'ma go.
- [Ally] What's your type?
- What's your type?
No stay.
What's your type?
- What's your type?
- We might meet somebody.
We could hook you up.
- Attractive?
- Yeah, same.
- [Ally] Yeah, same.
- Yeah, same, same.
- Hard same.
- But like, attractive personality.
- No. That's a no.
- Oh, okay.
- Hey, I just, look.
I just want them to like
me for me. We can be happy.
Cool. Do whatever we want.
I love archery. If they
like archery, great.
If they don't like
archery, hey, that's okay.
We're all allowed to have our things.
- Right.
- Okay, okay.
- Also,
thick is great.
- That reminds me. I
wonder how Mothman is.
- Sup? Sup? Sup?
They're still tripping a little bit.
They're on the roof.
I mean, they're on the
ceiling at that point.
Like.
- I saw him staring into some
headlights for two hours.
- Oh my gosh. The dedication,
honestly, is really hot to me.
- He's zonked out.
Your drink messed him up.
You should bring some
of that to the party.
- But just for Mothman.
- Just for Mothman. Get him
duked up.
- [Lily] Not for us.
- Yeah.
I will be bringing that
wet raisin shrub, though.
- Okay, I'll try it.
- I'll try your wet raisin.
[Lily imitates slurping soup]
- All of you hear a familiar voice.
Teddy.
Okay. Well.
[bells ringing]
Dining hall's closing.
Is there anything anybody else wanted?
Some cake, some fruit, blood?
- You know, I have some
back in my dorm. I'm good.
- Cake, fruit, or blood?
- I'm fine right now.
- We also have sausage.
- [Dani] I ate.
- I'm good.
- I'll get a few links.
- I think I'm actually
going to go get a drink.
Do you guys want to?
- Yeah, I'm gonna just
take some sausages to go.
- [Lily] I'll get a drink.
- You take a whole link
of sausages.
- I'll get a drink.
[Ify imitates swallowing sausage]
- Do you not chew them?
You just swallow them?
- Why do you have to go like?
- You just swallow it?
Like Homer Simpson?
- That's how you eat it!
That's how you eat a sausage.
- That's how you eat a link!
That's how you eat a link.
- Werewolves and ducks.
- Well, that's how you eat a link.
- I agree.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- And as the sun dips
low into the evening,
we head back to the bar
where Jeeves is waiting on your order.
It is empty besides you four,
and you are free to discuss as you want.
- I'll have a cosmopolitan.
- Absolutely. Coming right up.
- Dirty martini, bring the
bottle please. Of olive juice.
- I would love some bone marrow please.
- I want you to come clean, Seven.
- What?
- I know, I know you were the one who-
- Yeah.
- Got Ted.
- It's clear.
- [Lily] Yeah.
- The other two vampires are
too in love to m*rder a person.
- There's a bunch of vampires on here.
Y'all haven't even seen Dracula,
he runs around here all the time!
- Only you would have the
power to get a "Queen."
- Ted called you "My queen."
- And the way you said,
"Hey, let's get him. He
might have evidence."
- Um, I'm sorry,
if it were everyone that
calls me "My queen" on here,
then that would be a
lot of people indicted.
- Okay, come on. We're your best friends.
[Lily imitates slurping soup]
What are we going to do?
[Dani sighs]
- I take a bandage and start,
I'm like a little sweaty.
I just, it's not me, okay?
I just-
- You can just take that.
- I have had really
bad allergies.
- You guys! I told you-
- [Ally] I'm sorry!
- I have bandages in my room.
Please, not as I wear them.
- It's just like a big paper towel roll!
- Not as I wear them.
- [Ally] It's so convenient!
- And don't throw it
back on my body. Keep it!
- Okay!
- Okay, technically,
that's like part magical
that I just gave you, so.
- Yeah, technically, same. Go on?
- Okay, yeah!
Maybe I took,
I bit Ted like just a touch, okay?
- Enough to change him?
- [Ally] Forever?
- You know,
my touch does that to people, so.
- Okay, so, you did m*rder
someone in the morning?
- It's not forever, he's fine.
No, he's alive!
- I had like six egg bites
by that time.
- No, look!
And we look out the window and see Ted.
He's, he's, he's fine.
- Hello.
- Hi, Ted!
I don't know if he can hear us.
- Ted, have you seen your,
oh, he can't hear us?
He's outside?
- [Ally] He's just kind
of looking at a window.
His own reflection.
- He looks better than ever.
- He's staring right at you
waiting for his next command.
- You know, now that I think about it,
he's been staring at you
from outside since...
- I have that effect on men.
- Okay. Well, I just, yeah.
- Is he dancing?
- [Lily] He's dancing! Okay.
- Interesting.
- He's pretty good!
- He's great.
- He's doing the robot.
- He's enjoying himself.
- [Ally] Wow.
- [Lily] Oh, he's doing
Thriller by Michael Jackson.
How do you feel about that music video?
- I mean, that's just a music video.
- I mean, did you feel it accurately
represented your people?
- I mean, yeah, you know.
I feel like, you know,
not all wolves have hair
when they reach their wolf form, so.
- I think it's definitely. Yeah.
And it's not shameful
- [Lily] Don't they?
- that someone might not have hair.
And it's definitely not a big secret
that someone could spill at a party.
- Megan.
- I'm sorry.
- You can, you can,
you can stop.
- You smell like oil.
Did you use a beard oil?
- I used
an oil.
- We're all friends here.
We're all coming clean.
You m*rder*d someone. Iced him.
Six in the morning.
- He's alive!
- He's still dancing. He's still dancing.
- Maybe I used beard oil.
Maybe not. But I feel like-
- We're all coming clean here.
We're best friends.
I'm drinking olive
juice out of the bottle.
- So then, and all of
your drinks do arrive.
But the interesting thing
is with all of your drinks,
there's a note with all of them.
I was asked to give
each of you a note, so.
- What have I been slurping?
Oh, this is my soup.
[glass shattering]
- I was wondering why you were coming
with that big old soup.
Yeah, also you threw the soup
at the wall?
- You just threw the soup
at Ted, dancing.
- Did you get a note?
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Wait, do we all have the same note?
- You all look like you have
different notes, actually.
- What does my note say?
- All right, so, Megan, you open your note
and it's an invitation to
the clothes swap tomorrow,
from Yui.
- Okay! A clothing swap.
Oh my gosh. That's so smart.
- There is a clothes swap event tomorrow.
- You know, fast fashion is over.
You know what I mean?
It's all about recycling
quality clothing.
- Upcycling.
- Upcycling, exactly!
- Upcycling.
- You can add a patch to anything
and it's good.
- I love that.
You can wrap your
clothes however you want.
- Definitely. Wow.
This is so cool.
Okay, Yui.
Wait.
- Oh, it's fine.
It's really chill.
- Okay, cool.
- [Dani] It's totally fine.
- I'll open my note.
- So, Terry, you open your note
and it's a note from Asterith,
asking if you wanted to
play Ultimate Frisbee.
- [Lily] Kind of friendly with each other!
- Yeah, you know.
- Cool.
- Guess I'm playing some frisbee golf.
- Wow. Cool.
- And that is,
it says tomorrow afternoon.
Tuesday afternoon.
- Tuesday afternoon.
- I love frisbee golf,
honestly, but I won't be a third wheel.
- Oh, you coming?
- No, no, I'm not.
But I just, I do love Frisbee golf.
Do you want an edible for tomorrow?
Because I do fermented edibles, as well.
- How does the fermenting help the edible?
- You just kind of like
put the weed in vinegar
for a while until it blooms
and then you add some raisins
and then it makes you
a little bit more high.
- It feels like a lot of your
fermentation is raisin.
- Raisins and vinegar.
- We always start off, I'm like,
"Ooh, let's get in it."
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Then raisins.
- Are you reading
Wild Fermentation, or am I?
- Oh, no.
Look, I'd just say-
- Thank you.
- Not a fan of raisins in potato salads,
not sure why you keep-
- Me neither.
I'm not a fan of raisins ever.
And honestly,
everything I make tastes
like raisins, so it's hard.
It's hard. I'm not good
- Because you keep
putting raisins in it!
- [Ally] at fermentation.
- Yeah, all right.
- Okay, I'm going to read my note,
but I read it privately to myself first.
- So, you read a note and it says,
"I have a friend crush on you.
Let's hang out at the Carnival. Girish."
- [Ify] That sucks.
- That sucks!
- I feel like we all
got some sexy popping off.
- What does it mean?
- Yeah, you got a friend crush.
Damn.
- I read it to myself first
and then I read it to you guys.
And I'm like, "friend crush"?
- Yeah, "friend crush" is hard.
- That's like they really
went out their way to be like,
"Ain't nothing poppin."
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Thick minotaur, you know.
- And Asterith is the one who agreed
to do nude photos with me
and they saw me lift.
- Well, that doesn't,
you know, people could
want to express themselves,
naked.
- Absolutely, absolutely.
- But that is hard.
Friend crush, I would
say, is a h*m* term.
I would say, in my personal experience.
- Would you ever say you have
a friend crush on someone?
- No, but people have said it to me.
And it's been quite confusing.
That's hard. That is hard.
- God, do I not go?
- You should just,
this is an opportunity
for you to be honest.
New Tru, new Tuti.
Your name is not Trudy.
- They could also be maybe
using "friend crush" as a way
- I'm so sorry.
- to build up to the crush crush,
because they're afraid of
putting themselves out there.
- That's interesting.
But that's also not something
you have to wait around for.
- I mean, who hasn't f*cked
a friend? Am I right?
- Yeah. I mean, that's true.
- I think being friends is great.
- Okay.
Okay. I'll go.
- Why don't you, wait.
Why don't you, right now,
write your own note to whoever
you want to write a note to.
And maybe we can see if they can send it
back.
- Who was hot? Cubey!
- Stop trying to make me and Cubey happen!
- Wait, I'm sorry.
I just feel like you didn't
get the full Cubey experience.
- And also, I think it's-
- Has everyone else f*cked Cubey?
"The full Cubey experience."
Have you f*cked Cubey?
Have you f*cked Cubey?
- I swear I haven't
f*cked Cubey. I promise.
- No, I didn't.
I'm so afraid my d*ck will burn off.
It's at the top of my mind when I see
that gelatinous, toxic body.
- Anyways, sorry, yeah.
Maybe just eventually you
should write a note to someone.
- Yeah. Yeah, let me think about it.
- Take charge.
The new Tuti!
- [Ally] Sexy, hot Tuti.
- New Tuti!
- Manifest.
- Okay.
- My sisters have manifested.
- [Gabe] Seven, do you open
- Maybe I'll write a note
to Kevin.
- [Gabe] your note?
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Opening your note, you see,
"Dear 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, Seven.
Want to grab a bloody mary?"
Signed Korra.
- Oh!
- And Korra, you do know Korra actually.
Korra is a sibling of Fen.
And Korra is a werewolf.
And she is sleek.
She is head of the track team.
- [Ally] Okay! Okay!
- [Lily] She fast?
- [Gabe] Incredibly.
- [Ally] Brand new hottie.
- How fast is her mile?
- You wouldn't believe it.
- How fast is your mile?
- My mile is probably like five minutes.
- [Ally] Eight minutes.
- Very normal.
Very normal. That's very normal.
- Is five minutes normal for a mile? No!
- For a werewolf?
- Oh, yeah. Probably pretty normal.
- Should I bring an offering? Like...
- Ooh.
- No, you should just-
- Some flannel.
- Don't bring Ted. Do not bring Ted.
- I'm not going to bring Ted,
but like, I don't know.
I've dated a canine,
but I've never.
It was like half.
Not a she-wolf.
- Ted is still dancing.
- Be yourself.
- [Dani] Okay.
- I could brew you an amazing
bottle of natural wine.
No raisins. I can try it without raisins.
And instead use-
- The bartender leans over.
Just be you.
Points to the banner.
Just be you.
- [Dani] Right. Right.
- There's a banner that says,
oh, wow, it says, "Just be you."
- Tennis ba*ls? Do y'all like...
- Okay, come one. Now you're-
- You said you were doing frisbee! What?
- Yeah, yeah. Because it's fun.
It's fun to do frisbee.
- Were you going to catch it
with your mouth?
Probably not, right?
- No, no I wasn't gonna
catch it with my mouth.
- Hands, no totally.
- I was gonna catch it with my
hands. My big paws, you know.
- Definitely.
- Oh my goodness.
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- That's hot and exciting.
- I just feel like I should bring...
- Just bring yourself.
Bring yourself.
- Okay. I'll bring myself.
- And a gorgeous bottle of
wine that I brewed. With cod.
- With cod?
- [Ify] With cod?
- What?
- With cod? That's what you brew?
- With a little bit of cod.
- But it was already wine.
- Yeah, exactly.
- So, you took a good bottle
of wine and then you put cod in it.
- You haven't read the
book Wild Fermentation.
And I have.
- Have you finished it?
- No.
No, okay. Yeah, I read
the table of contents.
So, I know where I'm going.
- No, it feel very incomplete.
- And I'm pretty sure
I was skimming and I read.
You really can add cod to wine
and it tastes really good.
Or you can add wine to cod.
- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, that's interesting.
- I heard Van Helsing was
trying to get people to reach out.
Meet new people.
Get plus ones?
Is that what those were about?
- Yeah, he really wants
plus ones at his party.
I don't know.
Is it like, undercover orgy, you think?
- [Ally] Undercover orgy?
- Oh!
- They definitely come across as...
- They're like, "Make sure
you bring a plus one."
- Van Helsing's cute, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- They're, they're, they're.
Yes.
- They're human, is what you're saying?
- I mean, it's not my type, but...
- You know I used
- You don't have to sleep
with everyone at an orgy.
- [Lily] to be human, right?
- That's the thing.
- Yeah, but you're not anymore.
- Okay.
- Sometimes you can just go and
just eat food.
- Sometimes you can go and
just have some
of the crudites.
- Have some soup.
- Yeah, have some soup. Like a bisque.
- My old bones remembers college.
- Really? Once again,
your bones are beautiful.
- [Gabe] Thank you.
- Deep, mahogany red.
- They were dyed this way.
- Mouth-watering.
You have mouth-watering bones.
- Oh?
- Are you flirting with me?
- No, no, no.
- Wow. Honestly, because
that was a good line.
- [Lily] That was delicious!
- Can you imagine someone being like
"You have mouth-watering bones"?
That's hot.
- Feel free to use that.
- I feel like you owe Meyalth?
- [Ify] Yeah, Meyalth.
- An apology.
- What do you mean? Why?
- Not looking at,
you made it so awkward with her.
- Okay, but she 100% totally has
turned people to stone before.
- [Lily] Absolutely.
- Yeah, she did lie to my face.
- You're a mummy, you're a ghost,
but we are the closest to humans.
You know?
- You all hear footsteps
coming downstairs.
- Who is it?
[feet stepping]
- And a little bit of a buzzing.
- Mothy?
- You see Mothman walking in.
- Hey.
- How are you doing?
- How's it going?
- How you feel?
- Do you need some Gatorade?
Some Pedialyte?
- Today was a weird day.
- Yeah. Sorry about that.
Now I know.
- What'd you do?
- I gave you something
that had some sugar in it.
Kind of poisoned you slash
sent you on the trip of a lifetime?
- Did you make any realizations?
- Did you see your god?
- Did you see my god?
- Those where a lot of questions.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What you all go there?
- Just, um.
- Just, um.
- Mine is pure alcohol,
so you could have some of it, if you want.
Is an olive a fruit?
- Your paper's made of alcohol?
- He's looking at our notes.
Not our drinks.
- Oh, you're look at my note.
Not my giant martini. Sorry.
- No.
Oh. Did you get confessions?
- Did you get a confession?
- [Gabe] Yeah.
- What'd you get?
- I'll show you.
And he shows this piece of paper
that just has a bunch of
weird scribbles on it.
- Did you write that yourself?
- No!
- [Dani] Did you write it to yourself?
That's very sweet.
- Oh, then yes.
- Aw.
- Yeah. It was kind of sad.
- Wait. I'm confused.
You really did write yourself the note?
- Yeah.
Well, I heard that
people were getting notes
and I wanted one.
- Self-love is so important.
- You'll get a note, though, Mothman.
- [Lily] That's sweet.
- People didn't really get
the chance to know you today.
- Who'd you get stuff from, though?
- This is just a CVS
receipt. So, I'm just...
- A hot ice queen.
- Oh. Oh, Yui?
- Mm-hmm.
- [Gabe] Oh.
- I'm going to write Cleets a note.
- Yes! Exactly!
- Give it to the bartender.
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
- Would love to watch the trains with you.
- [Ally] That's really beautiful.
I think that's fun.
- Give it to the bartender.
- That's perfect.
- You know how to get,
you know how to get these notes to people?
- Yeah.
Well, I know, Yui likes curry.
Really does not like dishonesty, though.
- Okay, curry is a yes.
I can figure that out.
I have a green curry recipe.
- But the dishonesty is a,
what about the dishonesty?
- Yeah, I'm pretty honest.
I'm pretty direct.
- You said Cleets?
- Well, I feel like I
messed it up earlier.
But I can turn this ship around.
This train. I can turn this train.
- Trains famously turn
around, so yeah, let's...
- He likes trees and fauna.
He really likes gardening.
- Okay, what doesn't he like?
- He's pretty open.
- Okay, this is pretty good. Okay.
- I don't think he likes surprises.
- Okay. Well, my questions
were pretty surprising.
Okay. Give me that note back.
- No! It's great.
- Okay, okay, okay.
I was having second thoughts.
Okay. Keep the note.
- Relax. Relax.
You got it.
- Wow, Mothman,
I didn't know that you just have tabs
on everyone at the school.
- Yeah, well, when you fly
above, people just do things.
They don't pay attention to you.
They think I'm staring at
the sun the whole time,
but I've got a bunch of eyes.
- Definitely.
- It's fine.
Asterith. She really likes volleyball.
Pomegranate is her favorite fruit.
- Dangerous.
- But if anyone body shames around her,
she might destroy their face.
- I like that. I like that.
- I can get behind that.
And do you any questions
about your CVS receipt?
- No. I'm...
- The weird mouth thing
is going into the cup.
- Whoa. Hot, honestly.
- It's a skill. I mean, good luck.
- [Ify] Thanks.
- Thank you.
Are you looking at anyone?
- [Lily] Yeah, who are you looking for?
- Are you q*eer, Mothman?
- Mothman, what's your deal?
Do you like people?
- Are you family? When
you're here, are you family?
- I'm just looking for
the light of my life.
That's all.
- Do you like other winged creatures?
- I do. Because then we can fly together.
- Ooh, like a lightning bug.
- My uncle is a large bird,
and I feel like he has been alone
for a really long time.
- He's quite old.
- Okay, I mean, not to be
like paparazzi over here,
but I did see a picture of
him with Natalie Portman
and it blew my mind.
- Yeah!
He's a very nice guy. Nice guys win.
- He's seems like he's very
into May-December romance.
- I've never seen him fly, but you know.
He currently lives alone in a brownstone.
- Wow. Cool.
- He just needs to settle down.
Or he could be like a
sugar-daddy-type situation.
- Probably want to stay away from sugar.
- Right! Yes.
- Wait.
- No, it's not.
He's just, you know, supportive.
- He'd pay for your Zoom acting classes,
but you'd have to send
him a pic of your feet.
Great.
I hope you find what you're looking for.
- Yeah, really.
[Lily imitates slurping soup]
I think you've helped me.
- Ooh, it's soup again.
How'd that get in there?
[glass shattering]
- I feel like we should
take her.
I feel like she will be-
- Ooh! I'm having fun!
New Tuti!
- You guys,
she's had like four sips of soup.
She's fine.
- New Tuti!
I start unwrapping myself.
- No!
- No! No, Tuti!
Tuti, Tuti, that's enough.
- [Ify] Tuti.
- Babe, we don't want this on-
- Baby.
- Ending up on Instagram.
- Are you all okay?
- Yeah! We're doing great.
- We're great.
- [Lily] We love life.
- Best ever.
- Okay. Just checking in.
I care about you all.
Like, it's senior year.
This is our Shriek Week.
- Yes, it is.
- Well, I mean, if there's
anything I can do, let me know.
- Do you think Ted's okay out
there? He's still dancing.
- I prefer not to look at him.
Scares me a little bit.
- Okay. Well, he just
needs to sleep it off.
- Yeah.
- He just needs
to sleep it off like me.
He just needs to sleep it off.
Whoo! I'm drunk off that soup!
- I'll have what she's having.
And orders
soup.
And just start sipping it very slowly.
- Mothman, you're going to get f*cked up.
- Not as good as that
stuff that Megan gave me.
- I got more of it.
[Lily clicks tongue]
- And in that moment,
all of you actually hear a strange,
fiendish laugh coming from outside.
And you actually see Ted in the distance,
looking at something.
There's a bright flash.
I think that's where we're
going to end this episode
of Shriek Week.
- Oh my gosh.
- Whoa.
[Gabe shrieks]
So, we will see you next time
on Dimension 20's Shriek Week.
- Goodbye!
- Bye!
[Ify howling]
[Lily howling]
- All of you can hear this happening
outside of your dorm rooms.
- Okay, sounds like a
party. What's going on?
There're two Ultimate Frisbee things?
Wow. This is college.
- Oh wait, they go together.
They make a message.
- Wow.
Wonder what that is that
we shouldn't say out loud.
- Oh, sh-
- There's no bad fermentation.
- What's the nastiest thing
you've made?
What's the nastiest thing you've made?
- None of them are nasty! I
have this incredible curdled-
- Ooh!
- I'm available.
Not every day,
but some days I'm free, sometimes.
[Ify laughing]
- I'm trying to be on one, okay?
- Not with the Vice Dean.
I think you could get expelled.
- I'm running out of ideas.
- I'm going to let that go.
And I'm going to focus
on the task at hand.
- And as you're moving down,
you see what look like rows
and rows and rows of-
[Ally whistling]
- [Dani] Whoa.
- Beautiful, honestly.
- It's just me, because
I'm standing there.
- Ooh, great, all right.
- Oh my god, Ify!
- Oh!
- No, no, no, no, no! Okay.
- Sorry! It's New Tuti's world.
- God, yeah, have you failed a role yet?
- Don't know.
[group laughing]
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12x01 - The Club Fair
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.