It all began in a vast uncharted region of outer space.
A whole flock of strange looking carrots drifting in space for billions of years, were floating down toward the Earth.
But I didn't know it at the time.
As far as I was concerned it was just another typical day, except that I was late to work.
Morning already?
Gosh!
I must've overslept!
He'll be here in a minute!
Surrender, rabbit, or be blown into a mission rabbit smithereens!
Come on out, you cannot chewing rascal!
I'll get you if it's the last thing I do!
Eh, what's up, Doc?
There's a rabbit down there!
And I'm trying to catch him to put him in a rabbit stew.
Do tell.
Do tell!
Does he have long ears, a fluffy tail, and hops around like this?
That's a remarkably accurate description, Mr. Rabbit!
Ooh, you treacherous trickster!
Doggone, you mean ol' screwy rabbit!
That's the last straw!
Rabbits, r*fles, custardly pies!
Too bad. Too bad!
But don't take it so hard.
Remember, Doc, tomorrow’s another day.
Oops!
Late again!
Got a plane to catch.
Gee, what strange looking carrots.
Oh, well.
I should've known right then that there was something screwy about those carrots.
But gosh, I didn't have time to think.
I had a date out west with a fiery redhead!
Hey, taxi!
To the middle of nowhere, quick!
Thanks, mac!
Oh, bury me not on the lone prairie…
Hmm, any minute now.
Tarnation!
Some rabbit's got his footy prints all over my desert.
Crawl on out and meet your doom, you sidewinding, bush-wacking, long-earred galoot!
Hey, just a minute, you!
Them’s fightin’ words!
Yeah, them’s fightin’ words!
I dares you to step over this line!
I’m a steppin’!
Okay.
I dares you to step over this one.
This one! That one! This one!
This one! That one! That one!
That one! This one! This one!
That one! This one! That one!
This one! That one! This one!
That one! This one! That one!
I dares you to step over this one!
Tsk, tsk tsk.
I've a fallen' and I... I... uh, I can't get up!
Oooooh, you’ll pay for this, ya ornery, no-account, long-earred varmint!
Sorry, Sam.
But like they said, there’s always tomorrow.
Aww, shucks!
Behind schedule again!
Gee, what’s strange looking wild cactus carrots.
Oh, well.
I didn't realize that I left ol' Sam in the loich like that.
I couldn't wait, I had a pressing appointment in duck hunting country.
There!
It’s perfect.
Everything’s in place.
This oughta disway those duck hunters from any doing unseemingly violations of my person.
Hmm…
Nice craftsmanship. The trouble is it’s really duck season.
It’s a lie!
It’s rabbit season!
Duck season.
Rabbit season!
Duck season.
Rabbit season!
Ehh, rabbit season.
Duck season!
Rabbit season!
Duck season!
Rabbit season!
It’s duck season, and I don’t care if the whole world knows it!
You’re-- you’re--
I’m really exhausted.
It’s been a trying day.
And now for me to take the long commute back home.
Gee, what’s strange looking--
Ah, you know!
I tell you!
These long hours are m*rder!
But like they say, a rabbit’s work is never done.
Well, back to the salt mines.
Be very, very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits.
Da-da-da-ta-ta!
Here I am, here's your rabbit!
What'll it be today rabbit stew?, rabbit cutlets?
I'm hunting rabbits.
Okay, fair enough but you'll have to catch me first!
Be very, very quiet.
Very quiet.
Very quiet.
There was something different about him, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it,
He had a big dopey grin on his face and seemed could it be badly drawn!
Hey, what's coming off here?!
Don't you want to chase me?
Hello, I want to spread sunshine, whereever I can, I can, I can.
Now let me get this straight.
You mean no more competition?
No more adverserial interactions?
No more battle of wits?
Bring home one of these strange looking carrots and all your troubles will be put to rest.
Thanks, doc, but I think I’ll stick to my own brand.
So I ran and ran!
I knew ol’ Sam wouldn’t disappoint me.
No, varmint!
I don’t wanna m*ssacre ya!
I’m a kinder, gentler Sam!
Oh, brother!
I like you!
And I think it’s plumb hi-larious how you used to bamboozle me off of this here cliff!
Eh, that one is for Ripley’s.
Ya see, rabbit?
I’m your friend.
Now be a nice critter and bring home one of these wild cactus carrots!
They’re good for ya!
I didn’t know he like vege-tables!
Bugsy, ol’ pal.
I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed our little tete-a-tete over the years, but now it’s all over.
It doesn’t matter anymore.
You win!
It is duck season.
I admit it!
Fellas, the r*fles.
Ya see, ol’ chum?
I bearing you no personal animosity.
Just bring h*-
Yeah, yeah!
“Just bring home one of these strange-looking carrots!”
Okay, I’ll do!
So I took that creepy looking thing.
But suddenly, I wasn’t very hungry.
I’d save it for later I thought.
Maybe it would more appetizing in the morning.
It’s no use.
I just can’t sleep.
My delicate inner self of danger is telling that there’s something faintly foreboding in the atmosphere.
Elmer Fudd was a pale stereotype of his former self.
Even paler than the original if that’s possible.
And Sam wasn’t Sam, but an unreasonable facsimile thereof.
But not quite so simulation.
And that duck.
Sure, it walked like a duck and quacked like a duck.
But in-in-in-
Yes?
What’s up, doc?
Ya know somethin’, folks.
This is the scariest part of the picture.
Wait, hold it!
Ya didn’t think I’d let it end that way, did ya?
I just gotta find out what’s behind all this!
I'm hunting rabbits.
I'm hunting rabbits.
Come over here, ya broken record!
Made on the Planet Nudnik.
Gasp?
Racket-bracket varmint!
Racket-bracket varmint!
Made on Nudnik.
Another dime-store phony!
You’re despicable!
You’re despicable!
Nudnik again!
It’s a corporate takeover!
You’re despicable!
Hostile at best.
Hmm… Maybe if I get rid of these robot retreads, the genuine articles would come back.
Gee, I don’t know.
It just might work.
What’s up, doc?
Here, gimme that!
Get in the sack, evil twin.
I got plans for you.
I'm hunting rabbits.
I'm hunting rabbits.
Over here, darling!
Your rabbit is right in this bag.
Racket-bracket varmint!
Racket-bracket varmint!
This way, deadpan!
Don’t dillydally!
You’re despicable!
You’re despicable!
Oh, Margaret!
What dopey doppelgangers!
It’s the suspense that gets me.
Pardon me!
Another day and I’m full of pep!
Come out of there, you retch!
Gee, it’s good to have friends.
Say your prayers, rabbit!
Ooh, you mean ol’ rotten ol’ rabbit!
I’ll get you if it’s the last thing I do!
He likes me!
He really likes me!
I never realize how lucky that so many people wanted to k*ll me.
Duck season.
Rabbit season!
Duck season.
Rabbit season!
Rabbit season!
It’s duck season and I say fire!
Ahh, it’s a wonderful life!
You’re unspeakable despicable!
That’s all, folks!
Oh!
Ah-oops!
That’s all, folks!
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