[Cheers and applause]
Hi, I'm amy paffrath,
Your host for jersey shore: the reunion.
This summer, our favorite
seaside roommates
Said "arrivederci"
to florence
And "hey, how ya doin'?"
To seaside heights.
Tonight, we're joined by the
entire cast of jersey shore
To get to the bottom
of one of the craziest summers
The shore house
has ever seen.
Check and see if you've got
the golden ticket.
This is jersey shore: the reunion.
[Get crazy by lmfao]
Dj pauly delvecchio!
I'm going
to jersey shore, b*tch!
All right,
we got a situation.
I'm the sweetest b*tch
you'll ever meet.
[Laughing]
After I have sex with a guy,
I will rip their heads off.
Go, vinny! Go, vinny!
Do you like the boobs?
♪ ♪
[Cheers and applause]
Please help me welcome
our guests tonight...
Jwoww...
[Cheers and applause]
Ronnie...
[Cheers and applause]
Mike...
[Cheers and applause]
Sammi...
[Cheers and applause]
Snooki...
[Cheers and applause]
Deena...
[Cheers and applause]
Pauly d...
[Cheers and applause]
And vinny.
[Cheers and applause]
Welcome, guys.
Wow, what a summer.
Okay, was your summer
back in seaside
Everything you wished
it would be and more?
Uh...
I would say so.
I would say so.
It was definitely a good time.
I think it was
just amazing,
'Cause we were in italy,
we were homesick,
So just going back to where
it all started...
And the shore, where it's like
the guido homeland,
We were like, "whoo!"
[Laughter]
One thing is for sure.
You guys returned
to seaside
And picked up
right where you left off.
Check this out.
♪ ♪
We're off to jersey.
Bye, italy. It's been real.
Yee!
Holla.
Here we come, jersey!
[Cheering]
I'm like a hamster in heat.
Seaside heights, b*tches.
[Screams]
All american errands today.
I need to go g-
gtl.
This is a serious situation
right now.
We're getting pale.
If we don't gtl, it's like
the end of civilization.
You super-set like this,
Your arms will get jacked
real quick.
Hey, long time no see.
What's up, bro? How are you?
This is just you?
This one bag?
Yes.
Okay, I want to shock
my system.
You're going hard-hard?
I'm tanorexic, bro.
I have an emergency!
I need a stand-up,
strongest lotion you have.
Me too.
And the max time.
And I want to go twice.
Oh, yeah!
Tanning, yeah!
Aah!
[Laughs]
I burnt my whole face off.
Yo, somebody help me!
Oh, my god.
Pauly, he went too hard
too fast
And really o.d.'D.
Our gtl endurance
is not up.
I shocked the system, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, my god,
I see karma.
Whoo! This is what
I've been waiting for!
Goin' back to karma, kids.
Whoo!
I'm really f*cking home.
Like, this is my home.
Whoa!
[Thunder booms]
Aah!
I'm extremely excited
to be back in jersey,
Even with thunder, lightning.
That sh*t was close,
that one.
[Thunder crackles]
sh*t!
Get in.
Yo, I love a good tornado
this time of year.
I'm not trying to get
electrocuted.
My hair is already
f*cked up.
I don't like this sh*t.
Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah.
[Screams]
I'm out!
I'm f*cking leaving!
[Cheers and applause]
So, deena, how excited
is a hamster in heat?
Well, in italy,
I was extremely, extremely,
You know, like...
Horny.
Yeah.
And, I mean, I didn't have any
guys there that I liked, and...
You had girls.
I don't... Well...
[Laughter]
Exactly!
Big-time.
Well, you know.
Yeah.
No, but, um, so...
She's got to get it in
one way or the other, you know?
When I got back to jersey,
I was "luckily" enough to find
A guy that I hooked up with
before, so i...
That's shocking.
[Laughter]
Ronnie, shut the hell up,
you annoying piece of crap!
Whatever.
Anyway, I was really
excited to get back
And see normal-size men.
Oh, my god, I thought
she was gonna say
A normal-sized something else.
I was like...
[Laughter]
Snooki, what did you
miss most about karma?
I love karma because
it's, like, the sh*t.
You know, we always see, like,
people like us.
We're all nut-jobs.
So just to, like, be around
nut-jobs like us,
It's just like,
ahh.
Did it feel good to fall down
on the old karma floor again?
It felt good to fall down,
to pee in bushes.
You know,
it was just normal.
Not cobblestone?
It was normal life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mvp, how amazing did it feel
to be back in seaside,
Getting your gtl on?
Oh, the best day
of my life
Was the first gym-tan-laundry
session.
The best day of my life.
Burned face and all, pauly?
Well, maybe I overdid it
a little bit.
[Laughter]
But, guys, why not just
go to the beach?
You live on the beach.
Does it ever occur to you that
you can just go outside
And get some sun?
I try to go to the beach,
But they're always
in the tanning salon, so...
You can't go to the beach
pale.
You have to be tan
before you go to the beach.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's true.
Well, maybe it was best
to tan indoors,
Because that seaside weather
got crazy.
Was that normal weather
for the shore, mike?
Uh, no.
No, it wasn't.
You know
what it looked like?
Did you ever see the movie
Where the things come down
with aliens?
Oh, that one?
Oh, my god,
w*r of the worlds.
Yeah, w*r of the worlds.
yes, yes, yes.
That's what it looked like.
Yeah.
And, like...
Yo, ronnie's got it out
for you today, girl.
It was just mad lightning.
Scary.
When something happens
in this house, like,
It could be very miniscule,
and then, like,
The drama queens
make it crazy.
So I'm taking a shower
and, like, I hear thunder,
And all of a sudden,
it was like, "hurricane!"
"Tornado!
Grab your kids!"
Shut the hell up.
[Laughter]
Now let's say hello
to two people that are involved
In an intercontinental
cheating scandal.
Say hello to mike and snooki.
Come on up here, guys.
[Cheers and applause]
Good luck, mike.
This is gonna be good.
Have a seat.
You both settle in,
but you two
Are about to get grilled
when we come back,
So you don't
want to miss this.
It's jersey shore: the reunion.
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
Welcome back to jersey shore: the reunion.
I'm amy, and I'm here with the
entire cast of the jersey shore,
And here with me now
are mike and snooki.
Mike, why are you always
causing drama with snooki?
Uh, I'm not causing drama
with her at all.
I was not wanting to be
called a liar.
That's it.
You know what I'm saying?
If anything, if I'm guilty
of anything,
It's telling what I said
when I did it. That's it.
And over me telling the truth,
I pretty much lost a friend.
That's really
what it comes down to.
Mike, it seems like
you're always plotting
And planning to cause drama
behind snooki's back.
Check this out.
Yo.
Yo.
What up, dude?
Tonight's the night.
Oh, yeah? He's around?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
She tried to play me
like a chess piece recently,
So if the girl's gotta
get her medicine,
She's got to get her medicine.
That's it.
You know, myself and the unit
are just gonna play
A little game I call
"Gym-tan-uh,
the truth will set you free."
Let's make this happen.
Let's have some fun.
[Overlapping shouts]
The unit's in front of me,
walking,
And all of a sudden,
a fight broke out.
Unit just got kicked
out the club,
And right now, I'm just trying
to think of plan "b."
Yo, like,
a couple months ago,
f*ck' right before
we went to italy,
Um, you were still
going out with nicole,
And there might have been
some rumors that...
Said about me and her.
Well, like, as a man, like,
I want to tell you, it did.
It was really quick and-
but, I'm being honest.
You know what I mean?
I had to... I wanted-
I wanted to tell you
'Cause you're one of
the nicer kids I've ever met.
Thanks, buddy.
You take it how you want
to take it... f*ck'...
And... And... And... And that's it,
you know what I mean?
Snooki.
Mike just talked to me.
What?
What did he say?
He told me you guys hooked up
and it's not a rumor
And that it's true.
I don't care, though.
I didn't believe him.
Why would you do that?
I'm dapping up
with the kid every day.
He's buying me shots.
I felt f*ck' bad.
So why didn't you tell him
When you first saw him
in f*cking italy? Why?
Oh!
Oh!
As usual, she's just
trying to push my buttons.
Well, you know what?
I'm not taking it.
You're taking it.
Listen, I can't hear you.
Your mouth is full.
Kind of like a... Another time.
What the f*ck
are you talking about?
I like jionni's c*ck
in my mouth, not yours!
What about vinny's?
I know you f*cked vinny too.
Yeah, I like vinny's c*ck
also, but not yours.
Oh, there you go.
Well, you're a great girlfriend.
You're a great girlfriend.
I don't give a f*ck.
I know you don't give a [bleep].
I'd rather f*ck vinny
than you any day!
That's why you cheat on him
all the time.
Once a cheater-
once a cheater...
I'd never cheat on him,
you f*cking moron!
At this point, he's legit
Stabbing me in the back
as a friend.
I'm sorry I got it
in your eye; sorry.
[Cheers and applause]
He's obsessed.
Obsessed.
What did I do?
What did I do? What did I do?
You've been doing this
since italy, okay?
Since italy. Get another
f*cking hobby!
Admit it. Admit it.
Get another hobby!
You f*cking admit it.
Seriously!
What are you talking about,
nicole?
You manipulate things
and you make up sh*t.
What did I make up?
You make up sh*t.
What have I made up,
nicole?
You made up me
f*cking blowing you!
So you're gonna tell me
right now, nicole,
That you didn't do that?
Mike, I would never touch you,
and you know that.
If I was that horny,
I would go to my f*cking room
And masturbate.
Okay.
Please.
Listen, everybody knows
I'm not lying.
I'm not, and I'm not gonna
be made to look one.
That's it!
Snooki, why are you
so angry?
Because I'm most angry
about...
And I'll tell you this
right now...
It's just annoying that I was
always there for mike.
His f*cking-
I was there for you too.
Why are you trying to make me
look like a liar right now?
Shut up, mike.
Why can't I speak?
It's like a ron and sam
all over again.
[Cheers and applause]
That's why
you don't have girlfriends.
What do you mean?
I don't have girlfriends
because it's hard for me
To be friends
with a girl sometimes.
No, you had not one girlfriend
except your sister.
Okay. Mike's turn now.
And she's your blood.
[Audience ohs]
mike.
No offense to melissa,
'cause I love her.
Mike, why do you think
snooki's lying?
You know what? I... I don't-
I really don't know.
I mean, you know, and she's
keeping this lie up,
And, you know,
she's putting our friendship,
Like, you know,
up in the air, you know,
And I don't know why
she'd do that.
How could you say
that you were her friend?
I swear to god,
he is crazy.
That's what I don't get.
You admit the fact
that you're a f*cking idiot.
Everybody up there,
you know what I'm saying,
Like, they know it happened,
okay?
They know what happened.
Everybody knows it happened.
At this point, snooki, just
stop getting so mad about it.
If you want my opinion,
the more mad you get,
The more guilty you look.
Just leave it.
Let him f*cking run his mouth,
like he does,
Like, and learn like I did.
f*ck' ignore it.
No, because the reason
why I can't...
I don't know why
you don't admit it.
Shut up.
And say that's it.
And it would be fine.
Mike, it's not true.
I'm not a liar.
And I'm not going to admit
something that's f*cking fake.
What? Are you kidding me?
What benefit do I have
by doing this?
Who the f*ck cares?
Oh, there we go. Yes.
Yeah, buddy!
[Cheers and applause]
Make out!
Mike, I would never
hook up with you.
I am not attracted to you
like that.
If anybody in the house,
it's vinny,
And I did it,
and I f*cked up.
You're not attracted
to me like that?
And I f*cked up.
What are you talking about?
Mike!
Drop it, nicole.
Just, why me?
You know, I hope
you're f*cking happy now.
Now you want to drop it?
Yeah, let's just drop it.
I don't care.
Okay, let's drop it, then.
I just can't believe it.
You're really f*cked up.
Pauly, what did you think
of jionni's reaction?
If somebody comes up to me
and they told me
That my girlfriend
blew them,
I would knock them out
so fast that they can't feel it,
And then ask my girl, be like,
"yo, you did that?"
And I'd be, like,
"all right, peace."
And then I would sleep
with her best friend
Or something like that.
I'm just saying.
Yeah!
I'm not kidding.
Like, you could talk all
the sh*t you want about me,
But f*cking jionni,
he's a f*cking nice kid.
He is a nice kid.
And there is no reason
for any of you
To talk sh*t about jionni
'cause he's a nice kid,
And that's it.
Talk sh*t about me
all you want.
Drop this.
This is ridiculous.
Well, you started it!
You did!
You started it!
You did!
Mike and snooki,
do you guys think
You'll ever be friends again?
No.
Um, I'm gonna say that,
like, you know,
I would, you know,
be friends with her,
Because there's nothing
wrong with that.
Listen, you wanted
to start drama,
But you don't want anybody
to really hate you,
So you started drama
with me
Because you thought I was
gonna forgive you.
But, b*tch,
I don't forgive you.
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
What do you... Wait.
I don't forgive you.
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah, I'd actually
forgive you.
All right.
You know what I mean?
For being a liar, for real.
Okay, all right.
Maybe I'm a f*ck' softie,
but I would.
No, you're... You're-
come on, guys.
No, you're f*cking crazy.
Guys.
Snooki, kiss and make up?
Get f*cking real.
[Laughter]
oh!
Wow. Wow.
All right.
That's pretty definitive.
Okay, guys,
we have to take a break,
But we'll be right back.
This is jersey shore: the reunion.
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
Welcome back to jersey shore: the reunion.
I'm amy, and I'm here with the
entire cast of jersey shore,
And sitting with me
are mike and snooki,
And everybody's getting along
just fine.
Mike, do you really feel like
you're the bad guy of the house?
Not really.
I mean, I definitely don't
want to be the bad guy,
And all you guys do know that
for sure,
You know what I mean?
But you did say
you don't give a sh*t
If you're the bad guy
of the house.
Yeah, because if everybody
wants to, like, be like that.
It's not like everyone's
being like that.
It's just how you are.
That's not true at all.
It's surrounded by ice,
but you do have a heart.
[Laughs]
Mike, when you cause drama
in the shore house,
You always find yourself
feeling lonelier and lonelier.
Watch this.
Hey, who made that?
We did!
Wow, look at that haircut.
Well, obviously,
mike knows
That we all
like pauly better than him,
So the fact that we made
a cake for pauly and not mike,
That's what you get
for being a f*ck' douchebag.
See, I wear my heart
on my sleeve,
And I'm trying to hold it in
right now.
[Groans]
[Door slams]
I'm tired of being
the bad dude.
Nobody in this house
trusts me.
I've been nothing but nice
to everybody.
I can't... I don't know if I can
do it anymore.
Oh, mike did a dip.
No, he didn't.
Mm-hmm.
We're down to six.
Why? Who left now?
Mike's gone.
Oh, come on.
Like, I get
vinny's anxiety,
And I get that he
wanted to go.
We're supporting vinny
and his problems.
Mike leaving, he just
pulled a douchebag move.
He just dipped out.
You don't dip out
on your roommates.
He can't leave like that
anymore.
Just don't dip off anymore.
Mike's been good lately.
Not crazy.
He ain't trying to
kick sh*t.
But I just want to know
what's he up to
And when is he blowing up
the house?
I've been nice as hell
to everybody this year.
Mike, it doesn't matter.
Remember,
"I like being the villain."
So how the f*ck
do we f*cking trust you?
Mike definitely has truth
to his argument,
But the truth is,
you can't act like a douchebag
For three summers, then expect
everyone to love you.
It's just not gonna happen.
I try to be nice
to everybody.
I've been really trying hard
in jersey.
No, I know you have been.
And everybody thinks
that I have, like,
Hidden agendas and sh*t.
I know, I'm just saying-
and it's not true.
And I just feel that
some of y'all, like,
Either "a,"
don't believe me,
Or "b," think I got something,
like, I'm a t*rror1st,
Like I'm planning
some sh*t.
I think mike's drunk.
He drank too much, and,
um, overly emotional.
It's... It's disgusting.
Yo, what was that
all about, bro?
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
Mike, how bad
did it hurt your feelings
When the roommates
made a cake for pauly
And not you?
It bothered me a little bit,
not gonna lie,
But, I mean, I tried to, like,
hide it.
And then, that, in turn-
I think people in the house
Didn't even like that,
you know what I mean?
That I was being cool.
Like, oh, mike's being too soft.
I've got a big heart,
and I've got a lot of feelings.
I'm definitely-
I don't know what they're...
I just think
you think too much
About how you're supposed to be
in the house.
You're supposed to be
a villain,
You're supposed to
be a nice guy.
Just be yourself.
I was good the whole time
in jersey.
What are you talking about?
Like, I'm nice to everybody,
you know what I mean?
You've got
a bad track record, bro.
That's what it is.
You've got a bad track record.
Keep... Keep showing us.
Don't expect, just 'cause
you make one effort.
When snooki says
That everybody likes pauly
and not you,
Do you think that's the truth?
That was... I mean,
that wasn't nice,
But if that's what she feels,
that's what she feels, I guess.
Do you think
that's the truth?
I don't think
that's the truth, no.
I think everybody cares
for each other differently
In different ways,
and at the end of the day,
Everybody... You're human.
You want, you know,
people to like you.
You want people
to trust you.
Can you, at least,
like, man up
And accept the fact that you did
individually do us wrong
At one point that causes
the way that we feel?
Man up for what?
Every single time
we hung out,
You f*cked somebody over.
Yeah, can you just sit here
and be honest
And be like,
"yeah, I really...
I f*cked up
the past three years."
Oh, my god!
[Stammering]
Why do I have to explain myself
for miami or other...
We've already... We already closed
the door on that sh*t.
That's f*ck'-
that's crazy.
Even if you say stuff
you don't mean,
You still say it, and it
hurts people's feelings,
So just apologize for that.
Vinny, you said no one
in the house likes mike.
I think he is really
hard to live with.
He's very high maintenance.
We're just on different pages,
me and him.
Hard to live with,
you know what I mean?
And, plus,
he has a track record.
You know, I think
that the people
That cause
the most trouble
And the biggest villains
do have the biggest hearts.
You have a big heart,
But you do play
the bad guy in the house.
Like, with my sister,
like, you know, I thought
You were being sincere
with the sister-in-law
Thing, you know?
There were ulterior motives.
That... That hurt my feelings.
But then you wonder why
people act like that.
Listen, there's got to be
a scapegoat in the house,
And a lot of times,
that's me.
Mike, I am trying to
come at you as a friend,
Just saying, man up
For everything you did to us
in the past,
And maybe you can
start fresh.
What did... What did I do
that was so bad to you?
What did I do that was
so bad to you?
The reason why
we talk sh*t
Is because we don't
believe anything
That comes out
of your mouth.
We're saying, we-
let us be...
Mike, you said, "I don't care
about being the villain."
f*ck that.
Did he not say, "I don't care
about being the villain.
I will take on everybody
in this house"?
Did he not say that?
Apologize, 'cause if we
say it after this,
Then we're the assholes.
You did say that.
That's ridiculous.
And we all saw it.
Aw, this is... This is bullshit.
Just say-
but we all saw it.
This is ridiculous, yo.
It's not supposed
to be like this.
I've been cool as hell
the whole time.
You know what I mean?
That's ridiculous.
Mike, calm down.
We're trying to get you
to be a better person.
Yo, it's all good.
Mike!
It's all good,
it's all good, it's all good.
Did he not say that?
"I will take on
everybody in this house,
'Cause I'm the villain"?
He wants to think that we're
being negative toward him.
We're not.
Well, jenni, maybe
go out there one-on-one.
Maybe you can
get through to him.
Maybe he feels
ganged up on
'Cause everybody is...
[Cheers and applause]
Are you guys happy
he just left?
Or is it better
without him?
No, I don't-
I don't mi...
I think... That's not
what we wanted.
He's just crying out
for attention.
What are you doing?
Why do I have to apologize for
f*ck' two, three years ago?
If people still want to talk
sh*t about me...
I know, you're hurt.
You're hurt.
But how are you gonna live
in the house with us
If you feel like this?
Mike, you have seven people
in there
That want to care about you,
that want to care about you.
We just need to hear it
from you
That you want to care
about us too.
You guys all know that.
Come on.
Mike, we don't. Look at what
your track record has been.
Everybody knows it,
and I've showed it in jersey.
Why can't you
just go on that stage
And be like, "I just want
a clean slate.
"I want to start fresh.
"I want to care
about you guys,
And I want you guys
to care about me"?
I don't know. I'm not going-
I'm not gonna go back in.
I don't... I... I... I... I'm... I'm-
I'm sure that there may be...
Listen, a clean slate.
I'll... I'll stand there
with you,
'Cause you're not gonna
end it like that.
I'm not gonna allow you...
You're not ending it
like this.
[Cheers and applause]
Welcome back to jersey shore: the reunion.
I'm amy, and I'm here with the
entire cast of jersey shore,
And sitting with me
are mike and snooki.
Mike, thank you
for coming back.
f*ck this sh*t.
Oh, now! We lose vinny again.
[Laughter]
no, you know what?
I've... Um, that's definitely
something in my life
That I've got to fix.
You know, I really do care about
you guys, no matter what,
And I just wanted to apologize
to all seven of you guys
For walking out like that,
'Cause I would never want
you guys to walk out on me,
And I was just wrong
by doing that.
Apology accepted.
Thank you.
[Cheers and applause]
And now that
we're all friends again,
Let's welcome the other half
of team meatball.
Come on up here, deena.
[Cheers and applause]
Hi.
Hi.
Deena, how often do you enjoy
the great outdoors?
I'm not a big camper,
but, I mean,
I'm willing to go out there
and see what's out there.
I wouldn't exactly describe
you guys as outdoorsmen,
But yet, that didn't seem
to stop you.
Let's watch.
We are, like,
legit in the woods,
On dirt, with bugs.
The wilderness!
This is the wilderness,
right?
[Laughs]
This is really not
what I was expecting.
Let's set up our tent.
Let's make a drink first.
[Laughs]
Guidos do not belong
in the woods, okay?
There is no gym,
Uh, there is
no tanning salon,
And you can't do
your laundry.
[Rock music]
This fire is not safe
at all.
Take cover!
[expl*si*n]
Aah!
Aah!
Mike is no longer
the situation.
His new name is
"the incineration."
Can you help me get this
spider off my clothes?
Oh, come on, jenni,
I just cleaned
this whole f*cking place.
Here, kick
the m*therf*cking spider.
The camping trip is over.
It's time to go home.
If I ever go camping again,
it won't be in a tent.
Or with mike.
Here, fishies, fishies,
fishies, fishies.
Trying to catch
sunday dinner.
Yo, this ain't happening.
f*cking guidos
ain't made to fish.
Usually we're fishing for
girls off the deck,
Hoping that we don't
catch crabs.
Today, we're fishing
on the dock,
Hoping that we do
catch crabs.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Crabs are here!
Aah!
Aah!
Oh, my god!
No!
[Wind gusting]
Whoa!
Deena defies the law
of intelligence.
She just gets dumber and dumber
on a daily basis.
You have to f*ck' paddle.
Yeah, there you go.
Sharp!
Sharp!
Sharks? Sharks?
That's too sharp.
You can't jump on that.
Sharp!
Sharp!
So we're all screaming,
"it's sharp, it's sharp."
Like, stop doing
what you're doing,
'Cause there are sharp objects
where they are,
And dee thinks we're saying
there's a shark.
Stay on the boat!
The boat is the safest thing.
Oh, watch out!
There's snookis
all through these waters.
[Laughs]
[Cheers and applause]
Snooki and deena, how often
do you guys go fishing?
Um, that was my first time.
I had no idea
what I was doing.
Snooki, who's the best
at catching crabs?
I think mike, 'cause mike
got the best crabs.
Oh!
[Laughter]
Zinger.
There's a lot of crabs going
around this house.
I didn't catch any.
I think, uh, I think-
I thought vinny did.
Vinny and pauly, what is it
like watching the meatballs
On a blow-up raft?
Uh, it's just a recipe
for disaster.
You know, sharks are attracted
to spray tans,
So you guys were doomed.
[Laughter]
Sam, why say "sharp"
when I'm in the ocean?
'Cause they were
yelling at me.
Some guy was like, tell-
let them know it's sharp.
I'm like, freaking shark?
Get freaking real!
Snooki, was camping
one of your best ideas
Or worst ideas
that you've ever had?
I've never been, like,
camping, like, alone,
So I always wanted to,
like...
She only knows how to pitch
a tent in a guy's pants.
No. Okay, ron.
Oh, sh*t.
Mike's pants.
Mike's.
Oh!
Oh!
All right.
So, mike, where did you
receive training
In pyrotechnics?
I was born on
the fourth of july,
So, you know, I can maneuver
around fireworks
And heavy machinery.
He was like...
[Imitates spraying]
I was just trying to
make it, like, um,
Eventful, so to speak.
Do you guys think you'll
ever go camping again?
No!
Uh, probably not.
I mean, it was an experience,
but, I mean, hopefully not.
In an rv.
No.
Not in a tent.
Okay, well,
we have to take a break,
But when we come back,
we'll see
Some of the most
elaborate pranks
Ever pulled
in seaside history.
Don't go anywhere.
This is jersey shore: the reunion.
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
Welcome back to jersey shore: the reunion.
I'm amy, and I'm here with the
entire cast of jersey shore,
And sitting with me
is deena.
And now, let's say hello
to two guys
Whose love for each other is
tighter than sammi's extensions.
Vinny and pauly,
come on up, guys.
[Cheers and applause]
Hi.
What's up?
What's going on?
Nothing much.
Vinny, you're usually
the house therapist,
But when you have
your own issues,
There's really no one
for you to turn to,
Except for mommy.
Let's watch.
Bro, I can't function
in this environment.
I want to go home.
I love you.
Me too, man.
I just want to grab on
to my dude and just...
And be like, "don't go,
don't go, don't leave me."
Say good-bye
to my best friend.
I had to come home.
Yeah? Okay. That's good.
♪ ♪
Like, he's really gone.
Like, he's gone.
♪ ♪
Yo, forget this.
Let's go get vinny.
Let's go to his house.
Yeah, we're going to get vin,
we're going to get vin.
We're going to get vinny!
Whoo!
Vinny, vinny,
vinny, vinny!
Whoo!
Vinny!
Wait!
When we get
to vinny's house,
It's like a scene
out of cops.
Vinny!
Vinny!
[Cheering]
We're a family again!
I think I'm ready
to continue recovering
When I'm at the shore.
I've been at some really
low points this summer.
I went home,
I came back,
But I just f*cked
two lesbians.
Life is great.
It was like
you banged two boys.
It was like him
banging me, yo.
[Laughter]
oh, no.
[Cheers and applause]
Pauly, what was it that
finally made you decide
To go back and get your boy?
I feel like, um,
I gave him his space.
I let him heal, or whatever
the hell that he needed to do.
I couldn't take it anymore.
I had to get him back.
And I feel like,
if we went as a team,
We could definitely
get him back and, uh,
We weren't taking no
for an answer.
I went on a few dates
with a couple other guys, and...
Oh!
It wasn't the sa...
You know what it was?
How does that feel,
to hear that?
The grass is never greener.
[Laughter]
Blowout is never bigger.
[Laughter]
Vinny, how was your life
after you returned?
It was definitely
still tough,
And I tried to, you know,
as you can see,
Do things to, uh,
make myself feel better.
I guess so.
[Laughter]
Does bringing home
two lesbians
Help clear your mind
a little bit?
One might say that.
I mean...
[Laughter]
It cleared something.
[Laughs]
[Laughter]
Vinny, you came back
to the shore house
And immediately got back
into the swing of things
With some pranks.
Check this out.
The smush room is supposed
to be for single people.
Yeah, buddy.
Prank wars...
Champions.
Prank wars.
Let's go to sleep.
What the f*ck happened
to the smush bed?
Look at his face.
[Laughs]
[Laughter]
There's a specific girl
standing...
I'm sorry.
Everywhere we turn,
there's pauly's stalker.
You. Come here.
I apologize. I apologize.
He always sees you around,
and he's very shy,
But he wanted to say hello
to you.
Vanessa.
Vanessa.
I'll leave you two alone
and, you know, we're good.
For real.
He's funny, though, right?
[Laughs]
Gotta go to the bathroom
real bad.
It's a w*r.
I can't believe
you did that to me, bro.
Let's go!
We're going camping,
b*tches.
Bye, pauly.
Bye, vin. Love you, guys.
It's about to go down.
Empty this bad boy out.
We put the inside outside,
the outside inside,
The inside
outside, the outside inside,
So now our inside deck
is now our outside deck,
Our outside deck is now
our inside deck,
And basically, we pranked
the whole damn house.
I told 'em not to go
camping.
I can't swim.
What is this?
Oh, hey, guys.
Hey, guys, how was camping?
And cue the screams.
What the f*ck?
And the same thing with mike.
Mike looks even dumber
than he normally looks.
What the f*ck?
Oh, my god.
b*stards.
This is kind of cool,
though.
[Laughs]
right?
It's not cool.
It just really pisses me off.
Mike's being a little b*tch
right now.
It really, really, really
pisses me off.
It's disgusting
to see a grown man
Have a hissy fit right now
over a friggin' prank.
Yeah, it's the last time
I sit on this bed. Ooh.
Yeah. Oh, yeah,
this is great.
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
Whoo! Prank champions!
Prank w*r champions!
Prank champions!
Vinny and pauly,
tell me why
You handled the smush bed
without gloves.
Isn't that dangerous?
Yeah.
Vinny got pregnant.
[Laughter]
Now, vinny, you called
a specific girl over
To prank pauly.
Tell me about this girl.
Yeah, that wasn't
even right, dog.
Pauly busts my ba*ls
So I'm like, "all right,
keep going, brother.
"Keep... Keep f*ck'
with me.
I'm telling you, though,
you're gonna be sorry."
Yeah, okay.
I could have died.
Nice prank.
[Laughter]
Don't f*ck with me.
[Laughs]
Yo, he got me good.
Pauly, how much
did that girl scare you?
She scared me.
I don't know if you noticed,
But whether it be work,
whether it be at the club,
The bar, the boardwalk,
the beach, she was there.
In front of our house.
And the scariest part
about it, she wouldn't talk.
She would just stalk.
No talking, just stalking.
You didn't spot her
in the audience?
Oh, sh*t.
Vanessa, come on out.
[Laughs] what?
Imagine?
Don't even tell me that.
[Laughter]
Whoo! Gonna see how fast
I can run.
Vinny and pauly,
how did you get the idea
To turn the house
inside out?
We had to take advantage
of them
All being gone
at the same time.
Yeah, so what better way
Than just to flip the house
inside out?
And they appreciated
the prank. They got it.
It was a serious prank.
You have to respect it.
Mike, you weren't happy
about it, were you?
No, no, no.
Mike was the one who was
really, really mad.
Yeah, he hated it.
I was like, uhh!
I was pissed off.
I was tired.
If I was really real
with myself, I'm kind of lazy,
And I really didn't want to
bring all my stuff back in.
Was mike kind of being
a baby about it?
Yeah,
he was being a baby.
I mean, no one was hurt
in the event of this prank.
Is this the greatest prank
the shore house has ever seen?
Greatest prank seaside
has ever seen.
Yeah, by far. Most-
most elaborate prank.
It was all right.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
It was probably
one of the best, for sure.
Prank w*r champions!
All right,
you guys plot your revenge.
We have to take a break,
but when we come back,
We'll take a look at
the roller coaster ride
That is jwoww's love life.
[Laughs]
all right.
And we'll also check out
some never-before-seen footage.
We'll be right back.
This is jersey shore: the reunion.
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
Welcome back to jersey shore: the reunion.
I'm amy, and I'm here with the
entire cast of jersey shore,
And sitting with me
are deena,
And say hello to jwoww.
[Cheers and applause]
Jwoww, what do you think
the secret is
To having a relationship
at the shore?
It's about having fun.
You can't take it
too serious and, um,
You know,
if you get in a fight,
There's always
good makeup sex.
Whoo!
So...
Check this out.
♪ ♪
[Phone ringing]
Message machine:
hey, it's roger.
Leave me a message.
[Phone ringing]
Message machine:
hey, it's roger.
I'm not available to take
your call right now.
Hey, it's roger.
Goodness!
At the tone,
please record your message.
[Beep]
hey, babe, it's me.
[Beep]
I really wish
you'd answer your phone.
Yo, it was good
seeing you, though.
Jenni complains about
he's not calling her back.
It's a stand-off.
I don't know when I'm
gonna be able to see roger.
I'm agitated.
Actually, I just saw roger
at the boardwalk.
With his friends?
Yeah.
I am just so pissed off
at this moment.
Hello?
Where the hell
have you been?
I just got my phone back.
You know how much today
means to me.
If you can't make it,
that's on you.
I tried. I got up, I'm dressed,
and I'm f*cking ready.
I would never date
a girl like jenni,
Because she was
yelling at him
Like he was a little kid.
♪ ♪
So, I don't know.
I just wanted to apologize
for that phone call. Um...
If you don't stop
with these insecurities
And start trusting me,
jenni, we're going to be done.
We're going to be ruined.
So what is it gonna be?
I'd like to stay with you.
Good, uh-huh. I'm glad that
we could be adults about this.
I'm really glad
that I called roger
And we squared off,
'Cause I could have lost him
as a boyfriend.
All right, babe. I love you.
Love you too. Bye now.
Bye.
♪ ♪
Babe.
Oh, hello, j.
Mike's making food, baby.
Can I eat and then come up?
Babe, come down and hang out.
Baby, come down.
I'm on your side.
What, I did nothing wrong.
I feel like if my girlfriend
complained as much as she did,
I'd probably
lose my phone too.
[Laughs]
Obviously, someone's not
getting laid tonight.
Welcome to my world,
my friend. Welcome to my world.
[Laughs]
[cheers and applause]
Ronnie loves roger.
What made you so angry
when roger canceled on you?
It hurt.
Every girl knows
you want to be put first.
You don't want ever to hear
a voicemail.
When you're a girl,
your head starts to spin,
And you start to think sh*t
you shouldn't be thinking,
And then
the insecurities come,
And I just wanted to be first,
and I was first,
But I didn't feel like it.
Deena, does it make you
wish you had a boyfriend
When you see roger
and jwoww together?
Yeah, I always say, like,
if I was to have a boyfriend,
I hope it is, like,
a jenni and roger,
'Cause they just
fit each other.
Ronnie, do you and roger have
a special bond going on?
Uhh!
Me and roger date on the side,
and jenni doesn't know it.
Like, daily.
They call each other names
all the time.
[Overlapping chatter]
Roger's old man,
and ronnie's half-pint.
Jwoww, how are you
and roger now?
We're good, we're good.
Good. We're glad
that you're happy.
And now, let's say hello
to another seaside couple.
Sammi and ronnie,
come on up, guys.
[Cheers and applause]
yeah!
Whoo!
Good job!
Couple of what?
[Applause]
Sammi, this summer
in seaside,
You showed us a new sammi.
Let's take a look.
♪ ♪
I love cake decorating.
This is legit right now.
Sammi's the girl that
couldn't peel an orange.
She made me, like,
a sick birthday cake
With, like, me in 3-d
on the... On the frosting.
Sam's been hiding sh*t
from us.
Who wants what?
Just when you think there's
no more surprises left,
We discovered that sam
can actually cook.
Who wants an omelet?
I'll make omelets, sh*t.
It sounds weird.
Sam's like,
"you want your eggs scrambled?"
I'm like, "yep."
[Laughs]
Is there pepper anywhere?
♪ ♪
Yo, are we ready?
I won't tell sam
where we're going tonight.
Shh.
Just like you said.
Just kidding.
It's okay. I trust him.
Ooh, I like that.
You guys must have seen
a psychiatrist, dog.
[Laughs]
You guys must have seen
a "psychologigist," bro.
[Club music]
Yeah!
♪ ♪
Like, I am having
such a great time
At this dance party
right now.
Like, I'm even taking off
my shoes
And jersey turnpiking deena.
Like, I'm just having
a great time.
♪ ♪
[Cheers and applause]
Wait, was ronnie doing
the jersey turnpike?
[Laughs]
I can turnpike too.
Just 'cause I got no butt.
That was fun.
That was so cute.
Wow. You can cook?
Yeah, apparently
I can cook.
I like cake decorating
a lot.
I'm, like, an artist,
So I like to decorate
cakes and stuff.
Man, that was the only time
I saw her cook after that.
[Laughter]
I didn't get
no special treatment.
Pauly, is it weird
Not having to physically break
ronnie and sammi apart?
Yeah, I feel like
there's nothing to do.
I... I... I... I like to, um,
I like when he rearranges
the furniture.
It's like decorating a house.
Change of scenery.
[Laughter]
It's all in good fun.
Ronnie and sammi,
how has your relationship been
Since you left the shore?
Ooh!
Ooh!
Sore subject,
sore subject.
Ooh!
Next question, please.
[Laughter]
Uh, right now we're-
we're not together.
Yeah.
Oh!
What happened, you guys?
It looked so perfect
over the summer.
Things just got busy,
and I got involved in my life.
She got involved in her life,
And I really didn't
get to see her as much.
You go from living
with somebody,
Seeing them every day,
to seeing them once a week,
It's really... It's kind of hard
to deal with that.
Is there a chance
of rekindling this?
Will it take going back
to the shore to do that?
Um, I think
we're, like, friends.
We're... We're really, like,
we're still friends,
Like, you know, so...
Who ended it?
Who pulled the plug?
I pulled the plug.
I pulled the plug.
Oh!
Oh!
He said "plug."
But it was more for her,
because I was traveling,
And it's not fair to her.
Uh, no.
We have differing accounts.
No, I think we both just
decided it was time,
You know, to take a break.
On the upper side, they both
seem pretty civil today, so...
Yeah, let's give them that,
that they're grown adults.
[Cheers and applause]
So, mike, vinny, and pauly,
are you guys surprised
That they're broken up?
You never know what
you're gonna get with them.
You never know.
You never know with them.
They're, you know, they're...
Honestly, i... I... I... I really
do love them both.
I really do.
Yes.
So whether they're
together or not...
Yep.
As long as they're some
friends of mine, I'm happy.
Exactly.
Well, we have to
take a break,
But when we come back,
Maybe sammi and ronnie
will be back together.
Who knows? Don't move
a well-tanned muscle.
This is jersey shore: the reunion.
[Cheers and applause]
Welcome back to jersey shore: the reunion.
I'm amy, and I'm here with
the entire jersey shore cast.
When it comes to the roommates
of the shore house,
When they've gotta go,
they've gotta go.
Let's watch.
♪ ♪
I have to pee.
Can I pee with you in here?
I don't care.
Hold on.
I've gotta pee.
I'm gonna go pee outside.
I'm gonna pee over here.
I don't care.
I'm peeing.
Oh, god. Ew!
You're peeing?
All the bathrooms
are taken.
I don't give a f*ck.
They pee outside
and drink out of bowls.
[Laughs]
we don't need pets.
Whatever.
Haters.
It's a shore house.
It's what happens.
It hurts.
I can't deal with it.
Something funky's
going on.
Like, I can't control
my bladder.
I'm not washing my hands.
Yeah, I don't ever do it.
I feel like I have
a uti right now,
Because I have to pee
every two seconds.
Oh, f*ck you, uti.
We're not hanging out.
We're going to bed.
I have to throw up first.
I'll brush my teeth,
I promise.
[Gagging]
I have to... I really
have to throw up.
Honestly, you know,
jionni's sick, whatever.
Like, I feel bad,
But I'm want to f*cking
get it in with my boyfriend,
So why the f*ck are you
puking right now?
[Vomiting]
Oh, you smell
like throw up.
The cure to a hangover
is having sex.
Just orgasm,
get everything out,
And then after that, you won't
have a hangover anymore.
[Vomiting]
Mike, let me use the bathroom
real quick before you shower.
All right.
My towel is... Oh, wow.
Ronnie, wow.
[Laughs]
I am the sh*t master.
[Spraying]
We just have to have
a plumber on speed-dial for ron.
He clogs the toilet
every summer.
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
Oh, god.
[Applause]
Snooki, do you just pee
wherever you want to pee?
Yeah, I don't give a f*ck.
If I have to pee,
I'm gonna pee.
Like, I don't care.
My dog says
the same thing.
I just walked outside,
and there's the little meatball,
Like, peeing.
And at night,
we go out there, we barbecue.
It's awe... It's awesome.
Yeah.
Snooki and deena, you guys
never wash your hands
After using the bathroom?
No, I wash my hands
when I'm sober,
But how many people,
really...
So then you don't
wash your hands.
Wait, no, listen, nah!
'Cause you probably don't wash
your hands either, ronaldo.
I don't... I don't
have to touch it.
It hangs by itself.
When you go in the bathroom...
No, really!
When I'm sober, yes,
I wash my hands.
Everybody's like,
"oh, let me fix my hair."
Nobody's washing their hands.
Take it easy.
[Laughs]
Ronnie, why is it
that every summer
You clog the toilets?
It's that-
it's that boardwalk food.
Too many protein shakes.
And you know what's crazy?
He'll go upstairs,
clog his,
And then he'll come
to the middle bathroom...
And then clog ours.
And clog that one.
And we always think
it's deena.
They always think it's me!
Snooki, you have a habit
of creating characters...
Crocodilly, dr. Steinberg,
the plant at karma,
And now lola the bunny.
Check this out.
What the hell is that?
[Growls]
aah!
[Laughs]
[growls]
Snooki looked like this super,
sex-crazy bunny.
Who the hell is that?
[Laughs]
Scary.
I'm a bunny.
[Laughs]
I'm a bunny.
Happy easter.
[Laughs]
What the...?
[Clatter]
[Dance music]
Oh, my god,
lola's at karma!
Right now, the scene at karma
is bumpin'.
The bar is full, and snooki's
wearing the bunny suit.
♪ ♪
[Overlapping chatter]
Lola is definitely the most
popular girl at karma tonight.
I'm a little jealous.
♪ ♪
[Laughs]
Snooki, can lola
take over the club
Whenever she chooses?
Honestly, lola, she was,
like, a major sl*t.
She jersey-turnpiked.
She's from vegas.
She can take
the jersey turnpike.
She's a prost*tute
from vegas.
She knows what's good.
Vinny and pauly,
when you first saw
A human-sized rabbit
charging into your room,
What did you think?
It's another day
at the shore, you know.
I was not expecting that.
I was scared.
That was the best thing.
I think that night
at karma
Was probably
the best night, right?
Yeah.
When lola was there?
Yeah.
Lola actually went crazy,
and good for her.
Lola had a blast.
Yeah.
It's nicole's alter ego.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, guys,
unfortunately,
Our time here
has come to an end.
I'd like to thank you,
jwoww, ronnie, mike,
Sammi, snooki, deena,
pauly, and vinny
For being such good sports.
Give it up for them.
[Cheers and applause]
I'd also like to thank our
lovely audience for being here.
Yeah.
[Cheers and applause]
And, of course, thank you
at home for watching.
Till next time,
you do you, america.
Good night.
Yeah, buddy.
[Cheers and applause]
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05x12 - Reunion
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Series follows the lives of eight housemates at a vacation home in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, on the Shore .
Series follows the lives of eight housemates at a vacation home in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, on the Shore .