That doesnt make any sense.
Its like a four hour flight...
so four hours would be...
you get there at six?
[Man] Three oclock L.A time.
[Woman] Right. Oh, right.
[Man] So, six oclock
New York time.
Okay, yeah. Thats what I meant.
Thank you.
Youre very smart.
What are you gonna
do while I'm gone?
Just jack off.
[She chuckles]
Right. What else?
What are you gonna do different
than what you normally
do when I'm gone?
Left handed jack off.
[Both laugh]
[Woman] Shut up.
No, really though, you
should do something like.
You should learn something or-
Shut the f*ck up.
[Both laughing]
Shut up.
[Woman laughs]
I'm already going to
your dumb a*s friend's
f*cking gender
reveal party for you.
They're your friends too.
Yeah, definitely.
What do you think it
is, a boy or a girl?
What do I think it is?
I don't give a f*ck.
I don't give a sh*t.
I think they're way too
alcoholic to have a kid.
[Soft music on TV]
[Woman on TV] Ready,
pressing down.
Press but keep that
back straight now.
Press. Press.
Let's hear you breathing.
[Woman exhales deeply]
Good, ready?
Let's take it up
again, reach high.
Now take it down.
- You put grapes in smoothies?
- Just one.
You put one grape in a smoothie?
It just gives it a little kick.
- [He chuckles]
- It's fiber.
How can you taste one grape?
[Woman chuckling]
[Pen scratches]
Okay.
Walk me through it again.
Okay, so right here.
- HeartGard.
- Yeah.
- NexGard.
- Yeah.
Once a month so it's tomorrow.
- Falls on the second this month.
- Right, yeah, yeah.
- Probiotic?
- I got it on my calendar yep.
Probiotic, got that.
Probiotic powder and
the CBD glucosamine
which is at five
o'clock every day.
- You have to do it at five o'clock.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
- That's it?
So it's the food, it's
the air dried food,
- the probiotic?
- Mm-hmm.
It's the
- NexGard, HeartGard...
- You know this.
- You know.
- On the second.
I'm just going over with you.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Okay?
And then it's the
CBD oil at 5:00.
[Blender rumbling]
The CBD powder at 5:00.
Yeah.
The CBD powder I've heard
is actually stronger
than the liquid
because the liquid,
or no, vice versa
because the liquid's
already in liquid form.
You know what I mean?
And it's sort of easier for
the body to digest or whatever.
- That's cool.
- How is it?
Mm-hmm, mm.
Did you put almond milk in it?
Mm-hmm.
I can't drink almond milk.
Why'd you let me do that?
- I did not remember.
- You trying to k*ll me?
- You didn't remember?
- You had Thai last night.
It has peanuts in it.
It doesn't have peanuts
in it when you tell them
Okay.
To not not have
any peanuts in it.
Okay, I have to go.
- I'm gonna get dressed.
- sh*t.
I'm gonna put this right here.
- [Paper rustling]
- Okay?
Why don't you text it?
Just text me a picture of it.
Will you throw me another
roll of paper towels, Julia?
Oh, will you throw me a
roll of paper towels, babe?
Oh, yeah.
With these new socks.
Why are you wearing shorts?
'Cause it's gonna be hot.
I'm telling you this is gonna
be much more of a casual vibe
- than you're- - No, it's not.
It's not like a nice thing,
you know what I mean?
- It's not a party for President...
- It's in the Palisades.
It's really nice, it's
a $2 million house.
Oh my God.
This is a f*cking
$2 million house.
What are you talking about?
I'm supposed to dress
the price of the house?
I'm not gonna be
there to justify.
HeartGard, NexGard tomorrow,
five o'clock,
CBD glucosamine every day.
Probiotic powder and
air dried food, right?
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
[Car engine revving]
I don't want you
to go [Whimpers].
I know, [chuckles] okay.
- I don't want you to go.
- Okay, bye.
- I love you.
- I love you.
Bye, baby, Oh, I love
you, give me a kiss.
[She babbles]
Okay, bye, baby.
- All right, bye.
- Bye, I love you.
- Fly safe.
- Thank you.
Love you.
[Ethereal music]
Okay, Roody.
[Helicopter whooshing]
Let's go inside, Roody.
Come on, come on Roody.
Rooskin, come on buddy.
Hey, hey, hey, let's
go inside, come on.
Okay.
[Airplane roars by]
[Man on phone] Hello?
Hey, Nick, what's going on?
This is Alan Warner.
I got your number from Sean.
[Nick] Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Alan] I emailed you.
- [Nick] Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry I didn't
email you back.
[Alan] It's okay.
[Nick] I'm actually
gonna do that just now.
- [Alan] Yeah, no- -
What's going on, man?
[Alan] Yeah, thanks for taking.
I just wanna say
thanks for picking up.
I'm a big fan of
your film writing.
Long story short, I'm
working on a film project
and I have been
for a few years and
kind of hitting a wall a little.
Could use a little
bit of help maybe.
And I want somebody
outside of my team
that's making it with
me to take a look at it.
Maybe someone like you that
might be able to see things
a little bit
differently than me.
I've put like a lot of
money into this sh*t
and trying to get
married at some point and
[Chuckles] a little nervous that
the film's kind of not working.
They're like little
interconnected,
kind of like a series
of short films.
It's like a baton pass from
one character to the next and,
I don't know, is that something
that you might be interested in?
[Nick] I mean, uh, the thing
that I always feel like
I have to tell people
with anything like this is
it just takes me a while
to get around and stuff.
Sometimes it takes me kind
of a long while, so like,
[Alan] I was actually
thinking if you were into it,
maybe I would fly you
out to Los Angeles
and we can watch
them together like
and just have some
drinks or something
and kind of watch
them as they are.
Is that something that
you might be willing
or interested in?
- [Nick hesitates]
- I don't know if you drink or not.
I'm not proposing we get drunk.
- [Nick] I'm a notorious lush.
- Oh.
[Nick] I ain't been out
that way in about 10 years.
I call it Hell A as a fun
little thing that I do.
[Alan] You call it Hell A?
[Nick] Yeah, 'cause being
there is similar to being
- in the inferno of hell.
- [Alan] Of hell, yeah.
[Nick] But yeah, I
could be down for that.
[Music continues;
People chatter]
[Music stops; Dissonant
crunching, beeping]
[Alan hums happily]
[Alan sings]
- [Man] Hey buddy.
- How's it going man?
- Oh, so glad you can make it.
- Yeah.
Hey Roo.
- How you doing?
- I'm doing great.
How how's everything going here?
Oh yeah, it's all
going, you know.
Congratulations, man.
We're so excited for you guys.
Julia's bummed she
couldn't be here.
Right, I know we've been
texting with her but,
it seems like she'll be able
to be here for the birth so.
That's some beautiful dogs.
You know, you can take
her off leash if you want.
- Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all, it's all fenced in.
It goes all the way
to the creek and...
- Okay Roody.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right- - I
love those boots.
- Oh, thanks man.
- Yeah those are great.
Yeah, thank you.
Hey guys.
- Okay go ahead.
- So this is uh...
this is Alan.
- Hey guys.
- Julia's fiance.
Yeah hey, I think
we've met actually.
- Yeah, we've definitely
met, - you're the film guy.
- Yeah, I do some film work.
- This guy's been in it.
He's like what?
You been workin' on a
movie for five, six years?
Yeah, we started sh**ting
about four years ago so,
It takes out long, huh?
Yeah well.
We have a sh**t
tonight actually trying
to finish some stuff
up- - Oh that's great.
Well, let's all round up
'cause we got a gender reveal.
I'm gonna grab a drink I guess.
All right man, good
to see you, yeah.
- Good to see you.
- Yeah you too, man.
[Man] When we first met,
you hated me, right, yeah.
[Alan fake laughs]
So definitely, you know,
and we worked through that and
we're so glad you
guys could be here.
We weren't sure if we wanted
to do this whole thing,
but it feels right now
and
we're just excited to
have a kind of reason
to get all together and
celebrate this moment.
[Roo barks]
So without further
ado, let's do this.
Okay, on count of three.
One, two, three.
[People cheer; Dog barks]
What's purple mean? What's -
Twins.
- Twins!
- Congratulations.
Dude, that's so awesome.
Congratulations, buddy.
Twins!
[Man] We dont know
we're actually.
Were gonna keep that
stuff secret, but...
- Hey, thank you so much.
- [Indistinct chatter]
- I know right.
- Congratulations.
[Intriguing music]
[Man] I know, I know, I know.
Yeah there's a whole
variety of colors actually.
Wow.
So exciting.
[Voices fade]
[Music rises]
[He whistles]
[Dog bark reverberates]
[Woman] Uber for Dabbs?
[Plane engine roars by]
[Alan] This is at Steep Rock, Colorado,
so it's a little bit above Telluride.
It's just 20 miles up the road
and it's high up. Every crew
member that was on this sh**t
worked their a*s out
just to get up there.
[Man] It's like
the Shaolin Temple.
[Alan] Yes, exactly,
it is like that.
[Fire crackles softly]
[Alan] Yeah, just to
backtrack a little,
this would be the first film
in the series of the four films.
- [Man] Okay, great, great.
- [Dog whines]
Carl Sagan.
What's up pig?
Are you scared of my
suitcase? Come here.
- [Pig oinks]
- Yay.
Hey, pretty girl.
William!
Hey buddy.
Hey,
f*ck.
[Sighs]
[Wind blows]
Barry?
Barry?
Where's that goat, pig?
Barry?
[Woman] Gently close your
eyes or lower them softly
if that feels safer for you.
And now we're gonna
inhale through our nose
and we're gonna exhale
through our mouth,
relaxing our tongue.
[Breathes deeply]
[Woman arriving] Have
ya'll seen my goat?
And stay present with your
breath, exhale [exhales],
inhale.
- Hi.
- Hey, how's it going?
Julie said we have this
place till tomorrow.
Have you seen a goat
though around here?
I told Julie to keep all
the animals in the barn.
No, we haven't seen any goat.
- All weekend.
- All weekend, no goat.
I'm really sorry.
I know that must
feel really hard.
Thank you.
Yall haven't seen
a goat, have you?
No one's seen a goat.
All right, everybody.
Let's take a moment
to get grounded again.
Feel your feet in the earth.
Relax your shoulders.
Close your eyes.
Inhale through our
nose [inhales].
Exhale through our mouth,
relaxing our tongues [exhales].
Inhale through our nose.
Barry.
Barry.
Barry?
What are you doing?
I'm gonna help you
find your goat.
All right, come on.
Barry.
Come here boy.
- [Dog barks]
- [Woman whistles]
Barry Hannah!
Barry?
- You all right?
- Yeah.
- Come on Barry!
- Barry Hannah.
Barry Hannah!
We're losing light.
Let's keep walking.
I've got some jackets.
Thank God.
[Woman] I had this
artist come out.
He's from Miami and
within five minutes
to go pick up this goat
from Ridgeway right?
And he's holding it down
while this other dude,
like castrates it with
a pair of scissors
that he probably bought from,
I don't know, Walgreens.
That thing screamed
I swear to God it said my name.
It was like Dabbs!
It was horrible.
I cried, and I really don't
like to cry in front of people.
Find it humiliating.
However,
I didn't want him to
have that memory with me.
So I bring him back home
and I show him his pig,
you know, 'cause I think
they're gonna make,
be best friends and snuggle
up to each other in winter
and like take care
of each other.
And she comes running
out and the like
little goat standing there
and like she's starving.
So she's screaming, she's
coming down the hill,
She's like
[mimicking] like this.
He takes one look at her
and literally like bolts nine
hundred miles per hour down the hill.
I go running after it,
you know and my Mexican band
mates are up in the balcony
and they come running after me.
But somehow we found him.
But like, that feels
different than now.
Like for some reason like now
it feels like more
like a betrayal.
You know?
Like I've proven my
loyalty to the goat.
I thought we had
an understanding.
I know it sounds
ridiculous, but like
those animals are
all I have right now.
My friends are
worried about me too.
I just got back from
this wedding, you know?
Like partly, you know,
I go just to like
kind of prove that everything's
cool and stuff, but
you know, I think they
should be worried.
You know?
[Sighs] Strange times.
Yeah.
Do you pray?
I don't know if I would
call it prayer, but,
I can show you how I praise God.
Hallelujah.
sh*t.
[Glass shatters]
[Both laugh]
- All right.
- Praise God.
Praise God, man.
[Dabbs sighs]
[Birds chirp]
[Man] Scene 3901 alpha,
take one soft sticks.
Thank you.
[Indistinct chatter]
Alright, Dabbs.
- Quiet please.
- Quiet.
Whenever you're ready Dabbs.
What the hell is all of this?
[Man] It's garbage,
an animal must have...
I can clearly see it's garbage,
how the hell did it get here?
An animal must have
gotten into it.
An animal.
How did an animal
get in the garbage?
We keep the garbage locked up.
[Woman] So for the
past six months
we've been saving
up our moon cycle
as a sacrifice to mother Gaia.
We felt we wanted to
give her our life blood.
[Dabbs] So [chuckles] you've
been collecting your period blood
for the past six months?
- [Woman] Yes as a sacrifice...
- [Dabbs] And you brought it to Colorado
and spread it around my property
in the middle of bear season?
[Woman] Yes,
[Woman] somehow they got in.
[Dabbs] This isn't f*cking
Los Angeles cactus garden.
Just go, please go now.
I can't even look at
your face anymore.
Everybody.
You need to go too.
[Goat bleating]
You know it was before
that type of thing.
- Yeah.
- Before that type of thing.
- Eighties.
- Eighties, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was in the eighties.
[Alan] Hey,
where's Roo?
Where's Roo?
[Lively chatter outside]
Where's Roo?
[Indistinct chatter]
Roody?
Roody.
f*ck.
Rooski?
Rooski.
[Man] If you could just put
it on the table to the left.
That's perfect, cause we
gotta clean this thing.
Hey buddy - I can't
find Roo anywhere.
Oh, no - upstairs, check
upstairs or check outside?
I was just upstairs.
- All right well I- - She
just sort of darted off,
- I saw her run away.
- Right, right.
Well, I doubt
she's in the creek.
That's like a 12 foot drop, so.
The creek?
[Water flowing]
Roo?
How do they let you through
without an ID, that's insane.
[Indistinct chatter]
[Woman] Nathan!
[Alan whistling]
Bud, you okay?
Yeah.
I just think she
could have actually
like fallen down the hill
and slipped into the creek.
Right when I said
creek, I meant,
I didn't think she
would be down here.
I know.
I'm just saying, I
think I could tell
that she could have lost
her footing slipped down.
I just don't think she could
have gotten that far because
you know, she could have slipped
out into the park, right.
Maybe out into the city
streets, but I doubt that.
So there's a chance-
You told me she was good
to be off leash, you know?
Right all that I'm saying is
I wanna make sure that we're-
I just thought that meant
that she wouldn't have
gotten into the city streets
in the park.
Well, I'm just saying
that the backyard property line,
butts up against the park
and the park jutts out
into the city streets.
And so I just wanna make
sure that, you know,
when you're looking for her
that you're scanning
this whole area,
it's not that much
ground to cover.
So if we can get like
five, six, seven people to
help me form a perimeter.
We can spread out wide.
I think we just cover
the property, you know,
cover the property line,
like kind of all hands on
deck and we'll find her
you're right, she's not
far, I know that for sure.
Bro my mother-in-law would
k*ll me if I did that.
She can be really intense.
And I think right now...
she's not a b*tch,
I just wanna make that clear.
- Yeah.
- You know,
but I think that she's
been planning this thing
- for a few weeks now.
- Okay.
I know she wants
it to go the way
- she planned it.
- Totally.
It's totally understandable,
right I mean.
- Totally understand.
- Right?
Totally understandable,
I just need a little bit
of help to find my dog.
You know what?
I have have an idea.
[Nathan] Knees bent
level, move forward.
Slowly.
And what it is, is its
a core exercise really.
And my legs shaking
a little bit because,
I hurt it...
and you move forward
faster, move back slower
and you lean it's
intuitive, right?
I'll just drive my car. I
can't ride one of these things.
So It's about at 68%
well now, well 38%,
but that's fine.
I don't know man.
It just seems like
a dangerous option.
I could just walk the perimeter
instead of riding this-
This is your best option
for finding Roo right now
because you have LA traffic.
You can navigate the streets.
You can navigate the parks-
Just putting on
the helmet, here.
Just unstrap it, why
don't you just unstrap it?
It doesn't unstrap,
it doesn't unstrap.
Front foot comes there,
front foot comes there.
- That's your front foot.
- Okay.
Hold on to me.
Hold on to me, great.
And then what, just like jump?
Just put your foot on
the back, there we go.
There you go, no okay
it's a flat table.
And you got it okay,
now you're off.
Pressure on the front
foot knees bent.
You can stand up a little
bit, don't have to, yeah okay.
- Great.
- [Man, distant] Nathan?
[Nathan] Coming.
[Soft music]
[Alan struggling]
Roo!
[Julia, on phone] Hello?
Hey! Haha. Gotcha, classic.
This is Julia, leave a
message, thanks! Bye. [Beeps]
Hey babe. Uhh...
Uhh...
Give me a call when you get
this, when you get to the airport
just call me as soon
as you can if you will.
Uhh, nothing to freak
out about, just...
wanna mention something to you
thats been going
on. Uh, love you.
Call me when you
get to the airport.
Bye.
You havent seen a Golden
Retriever running around,
have you? Off leash? A dog?
Have you a golden
retriever running around?
No.
A golden retriever off leash.
- Oh no, no bro.
- Okay thanks man.
You know, I lost my
dog a while back and...
Can I have the lighter back?
Sure [chuckles].
I lost my dog a while back and
it was one of the worst things
that ever happened to me.
So I understand what
you're going through.
- I can relate.
- Yeah.
Good luck with everything.
His name was Boomer.
Now, why don't you join me?
I don't smoke, I don't
smoke, thank you.
I have a knack for
misplaced things.
I can help you find whatever
it is you're looking for.
Could you put that
knife away please?
Of course.
- You don't like knives huh?
- f*ck.
[Alan coughing]
[Woman with knife] You
shouldn't be out by yourself
- at a time like this.
- I'm fine, I'm really okay.
So you're just
gonna leave me here?
- Hey I don't- - To die on
these f*cked up streets,
- you piece of sh*t!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm not letting
you leave Daniel.
- My name's not Daniel.
- [Woman screaming]
Sorry.
Hey stop!
f*ck is wrong with you?
I wanna ride off on
that scooter with you.
And, for you to get me a Mojito
from that corner
store right there.
f*ck.
[Woman with knife] You okay?
[Alan] I don't know
what's in a f*cking-
[Woman with knife] Chartreuse,
Vodka, seltzer and cherries.
Listen, if I go
get you a Mojito.
Yeah.
Then that's it, we're done okay.
Pinky promise that.
Pinky promise this.
[Chuckles] You're so cute.
[Soft music]
Just go get it.
Okay, come on.
[Woman with knife]
I need help, quick.
I need help.
[Soft music continues]
[Man] How often does one try
to, like, soldier through a film
with the thought that, like,
maybe its gonna tie together
at some point?
Sometimes a movie will sustain
a sense of, like, ambivalence
all the way through.
Sometimes its, you
know, its a wayhomer
that it takes a little
while to figure out.
But so, so often - and I guess its
just because of these exceptions
to the rule - that
you sort of hang in.
So, so often I
will start a movie
and like thirty seconds in Im
like Ah yea this is my sh*t.
Or, like, No I dont f*ck
with this at all. [Laughs]
[Alan] Exactly dude. Yeah.
[Man] You just like to
plop it on the sticks
and lock it down, don't you?
[Alan] Yeah.
- [Alan] We need a refill.
- [Man] Yeah.
How are we, how are we doing?
[Alan] I think we're in a
actually a good
place to get a refill
cause we're gonna
start the next film.
[Man] Okay, great, great.
[Alan] The next film.
[TV chatter]
[Upbeat music on radio]
- V!
- Hey Kris, what's going on?
- I didn't know you're back.
- Yeah.
Aw sh*t, I'm so
glad I caught you.
This is my last day,
I'm leaving to New York.
Yeah, it's good.
- Tonight.
- That's great.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
[Man, distant] Kris...
I got a, but do you
want a coffee anything?
Yeah.
- Do you have a sec later?
- Yes I do.
I wanna say like
a proper goodbye.
Okay.
[Laughter]
[Woman shouts] Louder!
Give it to me.
[Screeching]
- Can you get louder?
- [Laughing]
Yeah.
Like you just peed yourself.
[Screeching]
Good.
But can I hear you out there?
[Laughing louder]
[Woman] I love it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was good.
Great intensity.
[Man] Tiffany Taylor.
Follow me please.
[Breathes deeply]
Yeah, that's true.
[Indistinct chatter]
[Man] Next up we
have Tiffany Taylor.
[Door closes]
[Laughing]
[Both laughing]
[Muffled music on headphones]
[Alan, on phone] How are you?
[Julia, on phone] I'm fine, just
sorry it was chaos at the airport
and now we're getting ready
for dinner with the clients,
I just got your
message, what's up?
[Alan] Uh... So I went to Nathan's
to the gender reveal party.
[Julia] Uh-huh, yeah.
- Uh, cool, how was it?
- [Alan] Yeah.
Well, it was okay.
Like right when I got there,
he told me that Roo was
good to be off leash.
[Julia] What, okay?
[Alan] And I believed I
believed him, you know?
And so I let Roo off leash.
I mean, it's fine,
it's all good.
Like there's nothing to
kind of freak out about.
[Julia] What?
[Alan] Nathan told me
that I could take
Roo off the leash
because everything
was fenced in, okay?
[Julia] Alan, what
are you trying to say?
[Alan] Roo.
When the firework
thing went off,
Roo got freaked out and she
ran off and we can't find her.
[Julia] What do you
mean, where is she?
[Alan] I don't know
where she is [chuckles].
Thats what I'm trying to say.
Like she's out.
She's not lost, but
she's just got -
[Julia] Like she's
just out the town,
what do you mean she's out?
[Alan] I mean, at the
moment I can't find her.
She might, that's
what I'm thinking
that she's kind of
out on the town,
but she's not lost.
- [Julia] You're joking.
- [Alan] No.
Julia, why would, I'm
not joking, I wish I was.
[Julia sighs]
[Alan] Don't freak out listen,
I'm just calling you to tell...
[Julia] Of all the
f*cking weeks, Alan...
I'm gonna get a red eye and
I'll be there in the morning.
[Alan] No, I'm not calling
you so that you come back.
I'm taking care of this,
I'm just letting you know.
[Julia] It's almost
three o'clock
if she doesn't have her
HeartGard or NexGard by five,
she could have a
seizure, you know this.
[Alan] Chill, please just relax.
Okay, it's fine, I'm
gonna find the dog.
[Julia] The dog, the
dog's name is Roo.
[Alan] I know the
dog's name, okay.
[Julia] Then say her name.
Say it.
[Alan] Roo, okay?
[Julia] Where are you right now?
[Alan] I'm on my way home.
I'm gonna make flyers to hang up
so that we can find her quicker.
And the crew is
there getting ready.
[Julia] You're gonna
check on the crew?
- What do you mean?
- [Alan] Listen.
Someone's probably
already found her
and that's why I've
gotta print these flyers.
[Julia] No, cancel
the f*cking sh**t.
- [Alan] I can't.
- [Julia] I'm coming home.
f*ck this.
[Alan] Jules, no, babe.
Hello?
Hello?
[People chatter]
Do you have second?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
I know, you're kind
of concerned about
the amount of stuff
we're bringing over.
Do we need to pair
down any more than...
Yeah, I mean, as
much as you can.
Okay.
Everything good?
Uh...
Let's see.
I think she wanted to
ask you about a couple jackets.
- Some jackets.
- Yeah.
Like I was thinking
we could go over
wherever you wanna
start his wardrobe
- or her wardrobe.
- Sure wherever.
Let's start with his then, okay.
So that's gonna be
a little too hot.
It's gonna be pretty
hot, that'll be too hot.
That'll be too hot.
Can just kind of
get rid of these.
Okay, sure.
This one, the arms- -
This is gonna be too hot.
The arms come off of that, okay.
So we've got a
couple wind breakers.
Watch out Tray coming through.
Okay.
This is for what?
- He won't fit in that.
- It's for her, it's for her.
So she's only gonna
need the socks.
That's what I was saying on
the photos that I sent you.
If you read the email,
it's basically saying that
she's continuing from her scene
from, you know, coming from,
the other house on the scooter
and she's wearing the same thing
and we just needed the
new socks with stripes.
Did you get those
socks with stripes?
Yes the socks with
the orange stripes?
- That's it.
- White socks
with the orange stripes.
And then so all of the
stuff for her can come...
you can take that back. For him,
I don't know, something
like this it's nice.
Watch out - Tray - points.
- With the windbreaker yeah.
- The wind breaker is nice.
- This is gonna be too heavy.
- Okay, sure.
He's bringing his own pants
options, is that right?
Yeah I think that's
what he said,
but I'll have some stuff
there just in case, you know.
What's that for?
That was for her,
but we don't need any
stuff for her right.
So I'll take, make
sure this is all away
next time you walk by.
- I'll pull more options.
- Hey, I'm gonna take,
I'm just gonna take
a breather back here.
Okay, sure.
I'll pull more options
for the jackets.
Hey. Buddy. Hey.
You got time for a quick story?
- Can you hear me?
- I dont man, Im sorry.
Test. Test.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you fine.
So listen, you know how we,
Dad, I dont have... I told
you about these raccoons
we have in the upstate house.
So the morning [chuckles],
I come into the kitchen, the
refrigerator doors wide open.
Look at this, look
at that [chuckles].
Oh wow.
[Chuckles] Unbelievable.
Did you get that from the
nest camera or whatever?
- What?
- The nest camera got that?
Yes.
Okay.
Hey dad, I'm gonna have to,
I need to call you back.
I'm trying to make this
flyer Roo went missing today.
I'm looking for her.
Wait, say again.
Roo is missing right now,
she ran away this morning.
- I'm trying to find her.
- What?
- So Julia's dog Roo...
- I know who Roo is.
What are you saying?
She went missing?
I had to take her
to this f*cking
gender reveal party for
our friend and she ran away
- and I can't find her.
- [Alans dad gasps]
What do you mean
you can't find her?
What do you mean, what do
I mean I can't find her?
- What do you think I mean?
- Why aren't you looking for her?
I am looking for her,
I've been looking.
You're not looking, you're not,
you're home right now
talking to me, dicking off.
I've been riding around,
trying to find her.
The f*cking crew is here getting
ready for the sh**t tonight.
Like I'm a little bit
underwater right now, okay.
You should rethink
that sh**t, okay?
Have you told Julia
about the dog?
Yes.
What'd she say?
I mean, she's pissed, what
do you think she said?
She doesn't know
what to do right now.
Do not f*ck this up with her.
- All right?
- Yeah.
She's the best thing that
ever happened to you.
She's the best thing
that ever happen
- to this family.
- Dad relax man.
I don't know how much longer
I can do this with you.
Dad, I'm gonna let you go now.
I'm gonna call, I'm calling
the Dog Tracker Shaman.
- The what?
- So my friend Lou,
my friend, Lou from
Topanga lost his dog
and he found this dog tracker
who's also with shaman
and the dog been missing for
like six days or something.
And this guy found Lou's
dog in about four hours.
It was a miracle.
It's not a miracle,
it's a scam -
I'm getting his
number right now.
Umm, just so everybody knows,
Alan lost his dog this morning.
And, um, thats kind of
hopefully its not going
to affect our sh**t.
I dont think he wants
it to affect the sh**t.
Were going to continue on.
Were heading to location here
in about forty-five, wheels up.
And then were gonna load in, were
gonna pre-light and well be ready to go
for him. But just
so you guys know
Rob is gonna talk to
you all about k*ll fees
if something were to happen
and we cant sh**t tonight.
But right now the sh**t is on.
I dont want anyone
to think otherwise.
Lets not... lets
give him space.
- Dad, I dont want you to do this.
- He knows what hes doing.
I'm not gonna waste time
talking to you anymore.
- Hey, hey, don't hang up me.
- I'm gonna call him now,
answer him when he calls - bye.
[Somber music]
[Alan] I think that this...
well watch this and then well
- talk a little bit later.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
[Man] Just let me know if you want me
to nudge things in another direction.
- Cheers my friend.
- Cheers.
- This is fun, this is wild.
- Good, good, good.
[Woman] Are you
gonna help us or not?
Im sorry?
Well are you gonna
f*cking help us or not?
You need
my help?
Wow.
Yeah, no, we need your help.
Okay.
What do you guys...
Can you just quickly, can
you just get up there?
- Okay.
- And pull from the top.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- I'm holding it so.
- Yeah, yeah, just,
I'm trying to park this.
Up there?
Lift it.
Yep.
- Go, go.
- Okay.
[Plastic rustling]
No, no, no, you're dropping it.
Okay.
You got it?
- Push, push, pull.
- I'm pushing.
All right.
- Keep going, keep going.
- Yeah.
[Woman sighs]
- Left or right?
- Left, left.
Up, up.
What's that smell, are
you guys cooking or?
No.
This way.
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
Sit, sit, sit,
I'll make some tea.
Did you take sugar?
- A glass of water maybe?
- Yeah.
[Both gasping]
So that's your roommate?
You guys are...?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Well it's us and the old man.
He found the spot.
- Who like your dad or...?
- [Chuckles]
What color are your eyes?
Like, greenish I think.
They have yellow in the middle.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah.
Are you a Capricorn?
No.
Leo.
I knew it.
- Yeah.
- [Chuckles]
Where you from?
I'm from Norway.
I was born in Norway.
- You were born in Norway?
- Yeah, I was born in Norway.
[Kris speaks Norwegian]
[Chuckles] What? Oh my God.
Can I see your phone?
No, that's fine what.
[Coughs]
- Bless you.
- What do you need it for?
I just wanna hold
it for a second.
[Clears throat]
- Why.
- [Sighs]
I want to show you something.
Okay, what do you wanna show me?
It's a secret.
It's surprise.
It'll be easier
if I just type it.
Yeah.
Do you like music?
Do I like music?
Yeah.
[Music plays on phone]
Do you know the song?
No.
[woman sings]
Pretty good, yeah?
Yeah.
[Woman sings ]
[Glass shatters]
Its Thai.
- Okay.
- [Sighs]
[Woman sings]
Turn that down,
you'll wake him up.
Hey, turn it down,
you'll wake him up.
He likes this song.
Okay, now.
- Thank you guys.
- Stop me when you hear a tea
that you really like okay.
So we've got Earl
Grey, Darjeeling black,
We've got a Russian caravan,
which is sort of
more of a smoked tea.
And Rose Congo is
just sort of black tea
with rose petals in
it, it's really nice.
No, it's fun.
- I don't need tea.
- Oh, okay, don't do that.
[Chuckles] Don't get weird.
We're just making
you tea to say -
- thank you.
- It's not a big deal. [Chuckles]
Maybe we'll go with
Earl Grey for you.
All right so,
I asked you before,
- but you didn't answer.
- Got it.
Sorry.
- Do you take sugar?
- What's your passcode?
- [Glass knocking]
- No.
It's.
Your passcode?
- Just tell me.
- Yeah.
One, one, one,
one, one, one, one.
[Laughing]
One, one, one,
one, one, one, one.
What?
One, one, one,
one, one, one, one.
- That's funny?
- [Laughing]
Okay, right.
Here we go.
All set.
Let's say cheers.
- Yeah, cheers.
- Cheers.
Cheers.
- Got to drink it.
- Drink your tea.
- It's tea time.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
[Shutter clicks]
- [She chuckles]
- [He clears throat]
That was really good. [Chuckles]
- Yeah that's funny.
- [Laughing]
Look, I understand, you
must be feeling a bit weird,
it's okay.
I mean, I like
tested you outside.
You know, you were
probably like,
who are these two girls
carrying a mattress
and it's us! [Laughing]
But you you're a
good man, you know,
you helped two complete
strangers. Is that crazy or...
nice?
- I think it's so nice.
- It's nice.
One point to you.
- You know?
- Yeah.
But now we're being
mean to you aren't we?
- And we're making your work.
- No.
We don't even know where
you're from. Where you from?
- Yeah, I'm from Norway,
but- - Just like me.
[Woman laughing]
Yeah, but I'm on my
way, I'm moving to the-
Do you ever just not
talk and just think
- and just breathe.
- Just breathe.
Yeah.
Try it, just breathe.
Yeah.
- You guys are not weird.
- [Woman gasps]
If you think I put
something in the tea,
I did not.
Hey, - Okay.
Hey.
What's her name again?
Are you okay?
Yeah, she took my phone.
- Hey, - I forgot,
it's something.
What?
Okay.
[Lips smooching]
[Woman laughs]
What, who are you guys?
Did you like that?
Cause your face says you did.
Listen, I get it.
I get what you want.
You did not come up here for
a cup of f*cking tea, did you?
What do you mean no?
Huh?
I mean, you're not stupid
enough to come up here
for nothing, right?
I mean, if you want,
[indistinct] you can just ask.
A what?
A blow job...
from me... to say
thanks for the mattress.
No, no, no.
[Chuckles] Listen.
No, no, I don't want a blow job.
Sometimes it's hard
for guys to just say
I want my d*ck in your mouth.
- Isn't it weird to say that.
- It is weird, yeah, yeah.
So just instead of
saying the words,
just give me a sign.
If you want your c*ck
in my mouth just...
blink.
- Okay.
- No,
that wasn't a cue or anything
that wasn't the sign.
You look like your muscles
are gone a bit - woooo.
- I need my phone
and she- - Okay.
No, no, no please
don't just stop.
Listen why are you
being weird with me
when you are the
one kissing her?
- I see the new mattress came in.
- Yeah, we got it.
What the f*ck is this guy?
- What the f*ck is?
- Just relax.
- No, no, no, please.
- He is allowed to be here.
That's the rule.
[Alan] Have you seen
a golden retriever
running around here at all?
[Woman] I don't live
here, I came to the bank
- I live in Hollywood.
- Oh, I see.
I'm near Vine, that area.
Oh, you're not
even in this area?
- No.
- Okay.
- But I hope you find them..
- Thank you so much.
[Woman] We have
coyotes up where I am.
- Do you have that down here?
- You have coyotes over there.
And the mountain lions.
[Alan] I'm not from
around here either.
And she was lost,
like not too far away.
- So I did not know about coyotes.
- You're visiting?
Yeah I just live
on the east side.
Oh.
[Man on phone] Kevin's
about to be there.
He was in the neighborhood,
he went to go get a
just a quick bite, 'cause
he hadn't heard from you.
Dude just open it...
arm and all the, you know,
need to get tonight, so.
[Alan] I know, I don't want to
have many cases though dude,
I've said that
like we don't need,
we're not sh**ting f*cking
Lord of the Rings, like
just make sure
they don't pack up
like every single thing
in my house, you know?
[Woman] It's a group, I think,
called Pet Finders. Is she chipped?
- Pet finders?
- Yeah, Is she chipped?
- [Alan] She is chipped, yeah.
- So when someone finds her...
[Alan] Which has been
tough because I thought
that the chip could
have maybe helped us
like geo track her
a little bit, but.
I don't think so,
- you gotta have a GPS chip.
- That's exactly right.
[Alan] Are they there already?
[Man on phone] Yes. I
mean everybody's here.
We didn't stagger anybody,
so they're, everybody's.
[Alan] It's so early
like, what the f*ck, yeah.
Just have just have
everybody get familiar
with the script you know.
I'm on my way.
[Melancholic music]
[Phone buzzing]
[Woman] Because I'm
having, he wants
to do something more like...
I'm sorry I don't have my phone.
I don't have my phone,
I know you've been
trying to call me.
- Hey, hey.
- Hey, hey.
Chad.
- How are you, man?
- Hey, nice to meet you.
Good to see you.
- Hey nice to see you.
- What's up, yeah.
- Sorry about the call.
- Oh, it's okay.
Yeah,
just did you wanna
see what we cause
we kind we've been- -
We've been working on it
Love to.
Yeah so we can just
get into it, all right.
So. Itll be like...
Go to bed.
That's perfect, if you
can do that - okay.
[Chuckles]
It's gonna be more smooth, but
- and then the throw
- And then also.
Can I see it again?
I'm not gonna fix
Alan can I get a moment?
Just one... gimme one second.
I love, let's just, I love that.
I love it, I think it's great.
[Man] We gotta make
a choice on lensing
- and I just need your
final- - The 50 to 300.
I thought we talked about that.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
And if you and Shirley
have already worked out
the blue screen stuff,
then I, whatever, like.
You guys have been here for
a while, sorry I'm late.
Let's get that outta the way
like can we just sh**t it?
- You know?
- Yeah.
I think we just
need to kind of go
we've already lost.
[Woman] Yeah, yeah.
Hey Alan, sorry,
I just wanna run
the throw that we're gonna
do by before we do it
because I can't do
it too many times.
Ben,
would you mind making sure
that door is closed over there?
Thank you.
- Okay, so in the video.
- What is this?
Just the throw.
I wanna make sure
we choose it before
- we do it too many times.
- 'Cause if that light comes in,
it's gonna bust the shot, okay.
So I don't know.
Basically we just came up
with like an alt and I just...
A what?
It's not exactly
what's in the video
is what I'm saying.
It's not, but I
think it's better.
No, I wanted it to
kind of look like,
so she comes in
and she trips over
and that's what you
guys are gonna do,
he throws you on the bed, right?
Well,
yeah.
Do you mind if we just
let's just kind of roll it
and work it out while
we're rolling it.
- All right.
- Okay.
Can I get everybody
gathered together a little?
Chad, I want to
introduce everybody.
If we could get the crew, Ben,
you get everybody kind of here.
Thank you guys so
much for being here.
Want to introduce Chad.
- Let's give it up for Chad.
- [People clapping]
- Too hot for clapping. Too hot.
- [Chuckles] Yeah.
And we just wanna
say a big thank you
to all of you guys who've
been working on this film.
It takes a lot of
dedication to be here.
So okay.
Where we are sh**ting
in the script right now,
Courtney has just
left Ella and Kris.
She's stolen his scooter.
Did you bring those
headphones that you had on?
[Woman] Theyre not mine...
Shelly, do we have
those headphones with,
don't worry about it, we
can just kind of, you know,
we're sh**ting out of sequence.
So she's gonna actually
be at a bar like,
she crawls in through
this and she gets drunk
and I think you could just
leave the headphones there,
whatever it doesn't
matter for continuity.
She gets here.
This is kind of her husband
daddy kind of character.
He's gonna toss her into bed.
He's trying to put her
to bed drunk, all right.
So it should be really, it
should play really funny
especially after
the thing with Kris.
We're kind of playing
with that a little bit.
Do you have any
questions, anyone?
Yeah, yeah, why don't
we just roll it?
Why don't we just roll it?
We'll kind of work it out
as we roll it, I think.
[Alan] Yeah, okay,
so let's just,
Robby, why don't we
get the crew set?
Everybody get in
your position, Nico.
I like what you guys were doing
and we'll kinda work on the
trip, like as we're doing it.
[Woman] You want me to
put a trip in there?
Yeah, yeah no, I think
before or after he
tosses, you get back up
and he somehow finds
something on the ground
trips over you, maybe
something like that.
Are we rolling?
- Are we rolling?
- Get us the slate in.
Can we get the slate in?
Hey, let's get you, okay
So Chad, this will be
- your number one position.
- Okay.
We haven't really run it here.
We haven't run it here.
We're gonna run it here
in rehearsal, Courtney.
You're gonna be, we're
gonna get you right here.
Okay, this blue, we'll
just make that here.
301 apple take two
mark one.
Hey Joe,
if you don't mind from
now on let do soft sticks.
Yeah.
Just wanna protect
the actors hearing.
We're loose.
We're relaxed, we're gonna just
roll this a few times okay?
So she's coming in
and you'll just start
the action all right?
[Woman] So you
just want us to do
what we've planned, right?
Like.
I want you to do
what you planned
with the addition of the
trip after the throw.
- Let's see what...
- Okay.
[Alan] All right, here we go.
Let's settle in.
Settle in, here we go.
And,
Courtney three, hold up.
Okay she's out.
And,
three seconds.
Go to bed.
[Alan] Reset, reset,
- Courtney, go back to one.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Sorry.
It's good, it's not very
convincing just yet.
I know that was
our first time, but
you need to really hit
that hat off of him.
That was a little bit.
Well I anticipated the chin
thing before anyway so,
- lets just.
- I saw that.
Let's do it again, here we go.
- So reset, reset.
- Reset the camera.
Ben, can I get you
to shut that door?
Let's hold for Ben.
[Breathes deeply]
Taylor's here?
Thank you.
In fact, Ben, would you
go let Taylor in actually
from the dressing room, okay.
Let's wait for Ben.
Thank you guys
for your patience.
- We still rolling right now.
- We're rolling.
We're rolling.
Shut that door Ben.
All right, here we go and,
three seconds
Courtney and action.
[She chuckles]
[Chad] Go to bed.
[Snaps]
Uh-huh.
- [Thumping]
- Yeah.
[Man and woman grunting]
Okay okay okay, still
rolling, still rolling.
I got an idea, I got an idea.
[Chad] She's got a hiss.
- She does with me.
- A what?
There's a hiss,
that's really fun.
Let's cut that, I
don't like the hiss.
So Courtney,
I'm you I'm coming,
Chad's, you're drunk.
You're doing the thing,
blah, blah, blah.
On the throw.
I need to see you kind of look
a little drunk in the air.
I mean, it's a split.
- I mean, it's a millimeter...
- Im blocking her...
don't block her.
If you can kind of
you'll throw her, huh.
Let me just see how
that might look.
Let's just try, we're
rolling on this.
Try the throw and then just
step out of the way for camera.
- Try that.
- Sure.
[Chad] As long as to the point
of safety though, you know,
part of the throw is.
Let me just show you
what I'm thinking, Chad.
Have you thrown someone before?
- Like have you-
- Yes, I have.
I've directed
- and, so let's get.
- Hey Nico, lets hold the roll.
What's that, sorry,
what's that Robby?
[Robby] We're just
gonna hold the roll.
You're gonna hold the roll?
[Robby] Yeah, we're
gonna hold the roll.
I didn't call cut.
[Robby] I'm trying
to save card space.
I didn't call cut.
- Already cut.
- [Alan] I didn't call cut.
I didn't call cut.
I'm holding the roll.
I heard you, but I didn't
f*cking call cut, okay?
I told you on text message
that I wanted to do long rolls.
That's why we got this
f*cking hard drive.
I understand but we're
just starting off.
- We have, we don't- - Exactly,
we're just starting off
and we've lost f*cking
four hours today.
So I wanna roll on everything.
We're figuring this sh*t out,
[Robby] Alan.
I don't think that's
helpful on set to be-
Oh, you don't think
that's helpful on set.
He doesn't think
that's helpful on set.
Well, you know,
what's not helpful.
She's a f*cking professional
actor, all right.
She's on stage
six nights a week.
Do you think that someone
comes on stage and they say,
oh, Courtney, let's give it,
you know, let's hold the role.
Let's f*cking hold
the role, Courtney.
Has anybody ever come and said,
let's hold the role to you
while you're doing your show.
You're doing your act.
Does anybody come and say,
hold the role Courtney.
Let's give the
audience a little break
so that we can reset
the f*cking lights.
- This is unprofessional.
- This is unprofessional.
No it seems like everybody
here is a director.
You're a director, you're a
director, you're a director.
You're a director,
you're a director.
Let's all call cut at
the same exact time.
Let's all call cut
at the same time.
One, two, three cut.
Cut, let's get it
out of our system.
I wanna hear you say cut, Robby.
If you need to get this
out of your system...
No, no you need to get cut
out of your f*cking
system, say the word,
say it three times.
Say it three times,
say it three times.
Cut, cut, cut.
- Say it three times Robbie.
- Alan.
Cut, I want to hear it come
out of your f*cking mouth.
Say the word cut,
say the word cut.
Robby, I said say
the f*cking word cut.
Say the word cut m*therf*cker.
What the f*ck you
gonna do b*tch?
[Tense music]
[Sighing reverberates]
[Sighing reverberates]
[Woman's voice] You are a strong and
resilient person, frightened by nothing.
You are a strong and resilient
person, frightened by nothing.
You are a strong and resilient
person, frightened by nothing.
You are a strong and resilient
person, frightened by nothing.
[Dramatic music]
[Car tires skidding]
- [Dramatic music]
- [No audible dialogue]
[Woman] Boys! I saw
the entire thing.
I'm a stenographer and an
officer of the LA County court
and I have a
photographic memory.
Your tag number is 7WTL614.
This is a gray 2004
Subaru Outback.
You are a driver in
your late thirties
with thinning dark
hair and hazel eyes.
This offense could
get you indicted
for involuntary manslaughter.
Or vehicular
manslaughter at that.
I suggest you get to
wherever you are going.
f*cking losers.
b*tch.
I filmed it.
- He almost just hit me.
- I know.
I'll get you home.
Come on.
I'm walking across the street
and he just runs the stop sign
and f*cking tries to hit me.
Let me take you home.
I'm Sally.
- What?
- I'm Sally.
My plans fell through, I'll
take you home, come on.
All right, this is
it, thanks again.
Hey, would you be able
to do something for me?
[Parking brake]
Sure.
Could we get out of the car?
Yeah.
[Insects buzzing, chirping]
What's up?
I need to be seen.
- You need to be seen.
- I need to be acknowledged.
We're all animals,
We need other animals
and I need to be seen.
Right.
Okay
It's been years since
anybody's looked at me.
I'm looking at you.
No, I need to be seen,
seen.
Will you allow it?
Will you allow it?
Yes.
[Frogs croak; Crickets chirp]
Thank you.
Thank you.
Who is that?
[Man] Alan?
Yes.
Are you Alan?
Yes how did know my
name, who are you?
I'm Darrell.
Your father hired me to
track your missing dog.
[Distorted music]
[Soft music, on radio]
[Disturbing music]
[Man] But I mean [clears throat]
I do have a final point
to make along these lines.
There's just like some
strange alchemy that goes on
on a film set, which I mean,
I think in the most
optimal circumstances
translates something
of lived experience
in a way that perhaps
no other medium can,
but by virtue of
this strange alchemy,
it's just not a thing
that you can down
to the last molecule,
actually
- [Alan] Trace.
- [Man] Control or trace.
Or like it's just a formula
that can't be pursued.
And I think that so much of like
discussion of cinema
tries to bring it
into the realm of, you know,
the well written novel,
the well made play.
When in point of fact, it's
like something else entirely.
I think in some ways more
akin to music that, you know,
also has these sort
of, - [Alan] Yeah.
[Man] Chaos elements
in operation.
[Alan] 110%,
spot on.
What would you surmise from
the things that you've seen,
if you had sort of
a final thought, you know, like
anything that comes to mind,
[Man] Surmise?
[Alan] Youve watched a few short
films that are all incomplete.
Is there any, yeah.
You know, not surmise from
it and I'm not asking you,
did you take away a f*cking
theme or some sh*t but like,
I don't know, is there
a pervading thought?
[Man] A pervading thought?
No, there's not.
[Waves crashing]
[Alan] I feel like
there was one more thing
I was gonna mention about
the time that we were
sh**ting in Echo Park with
- that stairwell...
- No, no, no, no, no.
I think, I think I got it.
I think, I think we're good.
- You think we got it?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right.
- Yeah, yeah.
We got it, we got it, we got
it, we got it, we got it.
- Let's cut it.
- Yeah, you know, okay.
- Let's hit the bricks.
- Okay, thanks again man.
If you guys can break down and
Jane said not to go through
the house this time.
So there's the like
side gate there.
If you can just do that instead.
- Good to meet you guys.
- Thank you very much.
- Thanks man, all right.
- Appreciate it guys.
f*ck' hey.
Was that good for you?
What?
Was that good for you?
[Alan] Yeah, I think so,
man, like I said, I feel like
there was one more
thing I'm missing.
Can't remember, no
dude, I appreciate you.
I appreciate it man, thanks
for watching the sh*t.
[Man] What the
f*ck am I here for
- if not this?
- [Alan chuckles]
What is it all
about if not this?
[Alan] Yeah, exactly
dude. Lets get a drink.
What up? How you doing, dude?
- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see me.
[Lively chatter]
I was second place.
Hey.
What's up?
- Dude I'm good.
- You're good?
I'm good, I'm good.
How'd the scooter work out?
How did the scooter go?
The scooters good.
The scooter was good.
Let me introduce you to my
friend over here, Brandon.
Brandon, wanna introduce
you to my friend Nathan.
Found out that he's
having twins today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Julia, on phone] Alan, where are
you? Keeps going to your voicemail.
Nathan texted sent me a
picture of Roo, thank God.
Listen, I'm not sure what
is going on over there.
But he also sent me a
picture of a naked woman
in his driveway that his
nest camera picked up I dont
really get that.
But anyway, I'm going
to bed, it's late here.
Give Roo a hug for me.
Love you.
[Upbeat music]
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Would you be able to
do something for me?
[Music continues]
[Music ends]
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